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I heard that chicken soup is made from chicken’s pee.
I’ll never eat chicken soup again. D:
But I guess that’s okay, since chicken soup is pretty delicious.
Generally, it’s made from either the bones or muscles (meat). I doubt “chicken urine” looks very good on an ingredient label…
Seriously?
I guess she’s confused because they’re so small. Still, dumb…
For those who don’t know, a chicken’s wing has three jointed sections. The two lower ones, separated, are used in wings, which is why there are two distinct shapes in your wings bucket.
Not being fun, but oh, well.
Silly Sara, they’re made from the wings of the buffalo!
We also get 9-1-1 wings here, guess they’re made with ambulance drivers’ wings!
But how can they drive the ambulance without their wings?!
They pop a Red Bull, and their wings grow back. It’s a renewable resource.
YAY for green living!
This thread MMD.
Mine too.
Same here!
Mass Multiplying Defect?
No, it’s Made Milk Duds. Mmmmmmm.
I thought it was Moves My D*ck.
combo breaker?
Mark E. DeSade, you made me laugh a lot.
It was only posted 4 minutes before they sent it to Failbook, they shoulda at least waited until some people replied XD
And i guess that means Gator wings are made from the wings of a baby gator…?
Gatorade is.
Thats gator piss.
Or a gator hospital. depends on how you look at it, and how stupid you are.
This reminds me of the blonde joke:
Q: Why did God make Blondes smarter than horses?
A: He didn’t want them pooping in the street during parades, too.
…..hah?
If the parade is on bourbon street, they’ll do it anyway.
How can you even tell she’s a blonde? Her profile pic just looks like poop on snow.
ROFL!! How dis this Bimbo even manage to get an account with Facebook? Im amazed!! Human Evolution is taking a backward turn now, too bad! Im sure this dweeb didnt even pass Kindergarten!!
…said the person who sounds like they might be equally idiotic.
+1 to your win tally
she has a point…they are …delicious.delicious little baby chicken wings
Yes, little ones, come to the darkside.
We have free chicken wings!
How do I ate chicken wings?
NOBODY EVEN MENTION AMERICANS OR I’LL SHOOT.
Oh, stupid, stupid Americans…
sorry, had to
People that think Americans are stupid are themselves less intelligent than the average American.
Thank you for outing yourself as being of sub-standard intelligence.
well.. what you just wrote actually is perceived as “I am an American and i am damn stupid”
) , and also “i am frustrated for the image my country has and i want solidarity” 
) And now don’t lie to yourself.. Americans are stupid and they give us all the reasons to believe so.. anyway, keep up the good work cause you are entertaining 
)
Americans come from other countries. We brought whatever intelligence could be “found” in those other countries. I wonder what that says about the rest of the world.
It says that the rest of the world got rid of all their idiots by shipping them off to America…
Good one!
And the those idiots became the world’s only superpower and invented basically every thing of importance in the last 100 years.
Anti-Americanism = jealously-fueled delusions.
The US landed a man on the moon when your country couldn’t build a refrigerator. Pretty good for a nation of idiots huh?
Meanwhile, you’re on an American website. You’re using almost certainly an American internet browser. Your computer is running almost certainly an American operating system. Your computer itself is a PC or a Mac, both of which are American-designed architectures. And you’re using the internet… which Americans invented.
You’re contradicting what you say, as you say it.
Well, Canadians invented zippers, and figured out how to use insulin to combat diabetes. Other than that…
And yet it was the Brits, not Americans, who invented computers.
What you’re saying can be interpreted as “waaaaah, I’m an idiot that thinks Americans are dumb even though I myself am way less intelligent than the average American. Let me hypocritically insult Americans to help cope with my inferior existence”.
Americans are not stupid. You’re just one of those mental midgets who need use Americans as your scapegoat. You’re really jealous deep down, but your way of ignoring this is to delude yourself into thinking certain negative human behaviors, that are actually more common in your own country and and more prevalent in YOURSELF, are exclusive to Americans.
Seriously. Every single person that suggests Americans are stupid do nothing prove that THEY are stupid in the process.
So keep going. Keep validating my argument with your ignorance and hypocrisy.
Americans are stupid. Along with the rest of the world
Dude, it was a joke, lighten up
Americans.
Ok THAT’S IT
….oh who am i kidding i’m too lazy. How do you even work this gun? *waves around gun shaped stick*
Haha i can’t help but make fun of myself in lame ways.
She must be from one country there they eat chicken, and the wise man Homer Simpson said: “We all have our differences. Some of us don’t eat pork. Some of us don’t eat shellfish. But we all eat chicken.” So she could be from any country in the world, my guess is the Central African Republic.
I like CARs, too!!!
I find it funny that I started an American rant with a joke. Like, an obvious joke. Touchy, touchy subject… especially when the trolls attack.
The body remembers logging onto Facebook and creating idiotic status updates. So after the brain has died from something epically stupid, the body logs onto Facebook and creates progressively more idiotic updates until the body forgets how to do anything and rots into a steaming pile of ignorance of stupidity…
^The evolutionary stages of the Blonde
omg liek if i dye my hair will i be safe and not die?
Yus, but you will become a steaming pile.
the way she types the last part makes it sound so sinister. They are…delicious…
I guess she hasn’t heard about KFC torturing chickens.
Ow…… That hurt my brain….. Ow!
Eggs are unborn baby chickens.
Congratulations! You’re a genius!
and all food is just pre-digested s**t.
eggs also come out the same hole that the poop does.
No they aren’t, at least not in the US. Chicken eggs are unfertilized.
The eggs I eat are unfertilized, so my eggs aren’t baby chickens.
Right. Eggs are actually chicken MENSTRUATION.
Ha! The fact is: They are wings from very cowardly birds.
Hell no, no one could possibly be this stupid.
Of course they can. Most Americans and Australians claim to be locals as opposed to immigrants.
That’s probably because the ones that “claim” this were born in that country. You have to immigrate to be an immigrant.
Sorry, but by that logic anyone who doesn’t live in Africa is an immigrant.
^This.
I’m sorry, but I have to poke a hole in that balloon.
An immigrant is someone who comes to a country he or she wasn’t born in, in order to live there. If my mother came to America to live there, she’d be an immigrant. If I were to be born there, I would not be an immigrant.
Oh no!! It’s the brother of Sara!! I want your autograph, man!
I was born in America, so I’m not an immigrant.
Complete DURR moment for you, huh?
She is such a moron. Clearly everyone knows that buffalo wings come from buffalos. That’s why they cannot fly their wings have been removed to be used for food. Duh.
Turtleneck sweaters are so cruel. Innocent turtles beheaded to make clothes
And sharkfin soup! Haha. Wait, that one’s actually real…
Now I’m sad
A relative to Jessica Simpson perhaps?
Even worse…Lindsay Lohan…
I thought the question was (somewhat) valid because ssome wingettes are super-small. Not “chick” small, but smaller than adult-sized wings.
i think so too. buffalo wings and whatnot seem a lot smaller than the wings on a whole fryer or the wings of the hens in my backyard.
Chickens are actually slaughtered at around 48 days of age, normally–the growth hormones pump them up–so they’re ALL babies, really. Someone should tell Sara.
someone just watched The Problem With Popplers
Yeah baby animals are cute but I don’t really see how it’s any better to wait for them to grow up o.o
Mmmm….veal.
My cats breath smells like cat food
You need to get that poor creature to the vet STAT!!!!
Damn, does someone like that really exist? Isn’t this fake?
American? Probably.
You? Retarded, jealous non-American? Definitely.
You? Ignorant AND arrogant? Definitely.
So, here’s the situation. America is the land of immigration, so basically, my ancestors came to America from Germany, the UK, and Ireland. They brought whatever intelligence they had there and transplanted it here.
So, America is just a reflection of the rest of the world. Oh, so sad.
Not if it was just the idiots who immigrated to America, which was probably the case, because like, we Europeans are awesome.
You actually just wrote the word “like” in your response . . . The speaks volumes about your intelligence, Boo.
For the record, those that left Europe for the Americas did so to escape religious persecution (ironic, today. I know). Something you might know and be able to comment on intelligently had you paid attention in your “awesome” European school.
And for the record, I’m not actually bagging on Europeans. Just as in America there are intelligent folk and those less intelligent that would write the word “like” in their response, begging the image of a dumb blond popping bubble gum and twirling her hair in her finger as she’s “thinking” of what to say.
Fail, boo. Fail.
HAHA SARA!! I can’t believe this! Your status made me laugh but apparently there are people out there who thought you were serious!…and they’re calling YOU dumb! Someone called you a BIMBO!! HAHAHA this made my day…thank you everyone
PS – Come over tonight for some baby chicken! xoxo
wow. Im at a loss for words.
I also feel a sense of pride though, what an honor to be on failbook.
What was meant to be a good laugh for some close friends ended up being a Thursday/friday afternoon activity for 77 strangers. Thank you all xoxoxo
There really are people as stupid as you were pretending to be. We have no way of knowing you aren’t one of them.
Correction, had no way of knowing you weren’t one of them. Now, go have some chicken wings.
Most chickens are slaughtered between 39 and 42 days old, so they aren’t babies, but they aren’t exactly adult chickens yet.
Yep, they’re still too young to cluck when they go to slaughter. They still peep like chicks.
I facepalmed so hard i drew blood.
I’m willing to believe this is fake… I WANT to belive this is fake.
FOR THE SAKE OF MANKIND, TELL ME THIS IS FAKE!!!
You just had to read a few comments above and you’d have seen it.
Yep, it’s fake.
Im a vegitarian.
I can’t wait for this girl to discover baby back ribs.
Poor misguided child, everyone knows chicken wings are made from pig feet