Submitted by: Zachary Jenkins
It also didn’t help that you kept putting pictures of your genitals on Facebook and tagged her as your plums.
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I think the bigger fail is the one who thought this was funny and uploaded it.
Hi Greg, nice alias.
… really people have said it before but your obviously too stupid. this is FAILbook not funnybook
*you’re
But yes, this isn’t IMMD; this is Failbook, where we upload fails which might or might not be a lol.
Uploaded by Zachary Jenkins………wonder if he’s related to Leeeerroooooyyyyyyyy Jennnnnnnnnkiinnnnnnss
whts leroy jenkins????
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeroy_Jenkins
You Tube…
Leeeerroooooyyyyyyyy Jennnnnnnnnkiinnnnnnss
Leroy Jenkins was a Chicago-born jazz violinist who died in 2007 aged 74.
actually the Leroy Jenkins that the WoW dude took his name from was an evangelical TV preacher.
YES! “at least I have chicken!”
At least I have chicken… *hic*
What? You’re obviously Greg.. this isn’t hilarious but creepy people are entertaining as hell.
Yeah, what’s a little stalking, voyeuristic masturbation, heavy breathing and ceremonial murder/ /suicide among friends?
I second that.
I’ll post, just to piss someone off who tried to post “first”
too bad you failed and aren’t first
tehe, you said genitals..
tehe you just lost the game f**ker
you bastard….
HAHAHAHA! WIN!!!
NOOOOOOOO-
Balls! LOL
I used to let girls know I liked them by writing them notes in crayon, taping the notes to apples, and throwing the whole shebang through their windows. Why apples? Because rocks could kill them. I’m not crazy.
Dude, what if they’re allergic to apples. Not nice dude
Yeah, and what if they wanted to meet a cute doctor?
Grapefruit is a much better way to get someones attention.
Nah too soft, gotta go with a pinnapple
You’re all wrong, use a durian. And make sure it breaks when it lands in her room cause those things smell awesome.
As an experienced stalker.. would I not already know everything they’re allergic to? Or wearing? Or their caloric intake. Oh, and what her hair smells like. And how she sometimes makes that little whistling noise in her sleep. At first I thought it was something caught in her nose, but it wasn’t because I shined my penlight up there. That’s when I realized that it was just air escaping through her teeth as she breathed out. I caught a little bit of her breath in a jar, once. I want so badly to open it and smell it, but I can’t let it escape. She had chocolate before bed, that night. Naughty girl… she knows that chocolate gives her nightmares.
This is the best thing I’ve read in a long, long time!!!!! LOL
I’m kinda happy we don’t share the same continent.
You clearly speak of experience. Good luck with that!
(lol)
I love you!!! hahahahahaaaaa
bahahahahahhahha u sir just made my day xD
you, sir, win 2 internets.
EPIC.
skratte = my hero! that response should go down in the hall of fame (if Failbook has one?).
lol, evil shenanigans
“what her hair smells like”? Is your real name Edward Cullen, by any chance?
Also, this made me lol. I really want to paste this comment into IMMD.
Or worse, alergic to shards of glass
who’s allergic to apples???
I am.
I know a girl who’s allergic to almost all fruits except bananas.
You can even be allergic to water.
Granted, not the most common allergies, but they do exist.
nice try, trollfail
Allergy to water: aquagenic urticaria.
Lovin’ your work
hete, they said plums too, perv
That’s just plum silly………………Yes, I know the correct spelling is “plumb”
Hate to be a grammar/spelling/dictionary nazi but “plum” is the fruit, and “plumb” is a term used in construction to identify whether or not the lines/edges of a feature align with the lines of a similar line/edge.
Hey grammar/spelling/dictionary nazi , check your dictionary again. Adverb much? hmmmmmm looks as though I was good to use just “plum” as well. See #6
–adverb Also, plum.
4. in a perpendicular or vertical direction.
5. exactly, precisely, or directly.
6. Informal . completely or absolutely: She was plumb mad. You’re plumb right.
Not to be a grammar nazi to a grammar nazi to another grammar nazi, but stop using a Webster dictionary to define slang:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plumb
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plums
Hey Corp. Whore……..I believe Webster’s dictionary is a little more reliable than that rubbish you posted. My original post jsut started out as a ‘joke’ (pum) stemming from the use of “plums” which I KNEW meant BALLS.
*pun
Maybe it was supposed to be short for “plumbing.”
uummm NO…………
I question the “boyfriends” sense of loyalty to the girlfriend as well. Once she told him that this guy was creeping her out, why didn’t he confront him as well?
“As her boyfriend: those things as well as dedicating your status to her….kinda scares me”
What a jack-knob!!! Grow a set and tell the creeper to Eff off!!!
The boyfriend confronting him could have made things worse. It’s better to not give stalkers any attention, unless police intervention is needed. It’s kind of like feeding the trolls on the interwebs.
And I wish I didn’t know this firsthand.
Ok how about boyfriend contacting the cops? Boyfriend should be there to take care of his woman.
Because he’s looking forward to meet her and asked what campus she was on?
Don’t think the cops will take it very serious… at least not where I live…
Just ignore the git.
Bullisht………now days the cops will take this stuff seriously. But then again, I guess it depends on where you live.
Nope you’re wrong, In order to get a restraining order or a protective order, abuse has to be proven, either verbally, physically, etc.. Him asking questions or saying he’s excited to meet her is not abusing her, just annoying her, think of the thousands of fans celebrities have that message them continuously and say they are excited to meet them, you think they can get a restraining order on all of them? And even having that restraining order doesn’t completely protect you, just means if you call the cops and he’s in your vicinity they will arrest him for breaking the restraining order. And even then they may only get a few days in jail and fines depending on their past criminal record. Now a days, cops catch these (stalkers/ex boyfriends) after they have raped and beaten the woman who had a restraining order, or after they shoot the woman or after they kidnap the woman…..that’s the only time when they can take stuff like that seriously. Don’t put so much faith into a flawed judicial system.
Are you a cop Peterpan??
It depends A LOT on where you live. Not that it *should*, mind you, but cops who have had to deal with experienced, dangerous stalkers previously are more likely to take such things seriously. Cops who haven’t are more likely to give you all the BAD advice–like talking to your stalker and telling them to stop, or that you’re overreacting because it’s really just a harmless crush.
Confronting a stalker (or having your boyfriend confront the stalker) can escalate a potentially dangerous situation. In general, stalking victims should make an attempt to avoid contact with the stalker. For more information: http://www.stalkingbehavior.com/
wow. really downhill today. FAIL. Is it the weather?
it is meant to be a fail..
read the website again, yeah, it reads failbook >_>
You know, my children, when I stalk a woman, I block their boyfriend before posting creepy things on her wall and dedicating my status to her.
- Ezekiel 5:10
And there’s also something in there about dads eating their kids. But that’s not important.
Why are you trying to make your own Bible quote? What, pray tell, was that supposed to accomplish?
Yes, that was a pun. A bad one, too.
I don’t know if you understand what a pun is…
Note that Mr. Ninja replied to his own comment.
This implies said pun is contained within the good Mr. Ninja’s comment.
Pun being ‘pray tell’ in a sentence on Bible quotes.
I don’t think you can read terribly well.
That still doesn’t strike me as a pun. Maybe that’s because i’m always on this site at night when only half of my brain feels like it’s actually active. Or maybe its because he admitted himself it wasn’t a very good pun.
Not trying to insult anyone here, just saying, I didn’t get it for a while.
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Wow! Look at all the profile pics here now! All of a sudden! Just like that!
DOUBLE RAINBOW AWESOME!!
WHOOOOTTT!
Triple rainbow even!!! Now everyone start dancing….
yeah yeah wtf are you talkin about? #care
damn
Maybe the BF should be asking his women why she was going to meet this guy? I bet shes starting to cheat on him….better keep his women off the webs and back in the kitchen.
Not funny dude. Not funny at all.
and laundry room!!
Poor guy, he was just acreepin’.
Poor guy. Nothing wrong with being excited about wanting to meet someone.
This is why the FACEBOOK POLICE needs to be created.