Actually “responds” could be a plural noun too guyz… Besides, everyone here is just talkin “proper” cuz it was the point of the joke an nobody wants ta look bad.
It’s sad that you had to state that that was sarcasm. I don’t blame you for doing it, but it’s too bad people are too stupid to just realize that you’re being sarcastic.
It’s really sad that you had to point out how sad it was that he had to sadly point out how obvious it was that the op had to state that he obviously was being sarcastic.
It’s a sad, obviously, sarcastically sad world we live in…
It’s really sad that you had to point out how sad it was that he had to point out how sad it was that he had to sadly point out how obviously sarcastic OP was by stating his sarcasm in a sad, sarcastic fashion.
My sarcasm detector is going off. WEEWOOWEEWOO (incidently, the alarm sounds like a 3 year old playing cops and robbers in their fathers’ truck. Luckily, only the cat was run over.)
I am a woman. I can spell properly (even if English is not my first language). I know lots of women who are intelligent and can write correctly too. And we are certainly more intelligent than you, if you think we are “thick as s**t” and that there are “No exceptions” for it. You’re just stuck in the medieval times. It’s sad that nowadays you still find people who think like this. It kills my hope in human kind.
Really, does the grammar matter that much!? I mean, she’s just posting it to her friends and family. She’s not writing a book for the world to see. Yes, Facebook is a public forum, but so is the mall,subways,grocery stores, theme parks,etc, but people still don’t use the correct grammar in those places. Seriously, are we like 5 years old now?
Yes Cup n’ Cakes, it does matter that much. Just because she’s “just posting it to her friends and family” doesn’t mean she shouldn’t write properly. I use proper grammar in the “mall, subway, grocery store”, etc. When do you?
Anyone with decent grammar Would probably speak/type that way normally. I could understand a spelling mistake or absence of caps since it’s on a mobile, but that was atrocious.
It’s a fair question, I suppose, but I can’t see the sense in your reasoning. Why should there be a distinction between using correct grammar in one place (like writing a book), and not in another (like on the Internet)? You are either aware of the intricacies of grammar, and use it correctly all the time, or you’re not and you don’t. Unfortunately, use of language reflects your education, and bad grammar and not having the ability to express yourself correctly or coherently in your mother tongue gives the impression of not being educated. Intentional ‘dumbing down’ is just stupid.
Then again, I am an English teacher, so I may be biased…
Finally, what’s being five years old got to do with anything?
Thank you! It drives me insane whenever my friend insists on using “u” and “y” and “wats up.” He tries to make the same point as Cup n’ Cakes did, but I point out to him that, no matter where you are, your usage of poor grammar and spelling makes you appear ignorant and/or uneducated.
I’m a little bit of a grammar queen, but when I had a t9 messaging phone, I was guilty of using “u” and “y” and “r”, etc. Now I’ve got a Blackberry, so there’s no excuse in my mind. I will get lazy with the caps sometimes, though… When I’m on FB or message boards at least. I also overuse the ellipses when typing online instead of proper punctuation, but that’s because I tend to talk like that sometimes… I trail off in between sentences.
I try to ignore most things, like dumb little spelling/grammar errors and typos, but there are a few things that really “grind my gears” such as “loose” instead of “lose” and people that capitalize each word in a paragraph. That second one really bothers me. It takes a lot of effort to do and it doesn’t make any sense. It also makes it really hard to tell where one sentence ends and the other begins, despite proper punctuation, because your eyes tend to see the capitalized word as the beginning of a new sentence.
I’m ‘aware of the intricacies of grammar’–trust me. I’m an english major, and therefore deal with stuff of that nature almost every day.
I do not, however, always use said grammar. In conversations (which include typed conversations), I often break a few grammar rules. While I’ve never posted something as bad as the post above, I do not follow the ‘rules’ unless it’s necessary. For instance, I often say “yesterday, me and my boyfriend went to the park”. I do not say this because I don’t know any better–I say it because it sounds better to me and simply because I don’t care.
Wouldn’t dream of it – I’m not a Grammar Nazi, and don’t feel the need to leap upon every tiny mistake I see. I don’t come to this site to work, y’see. However, in response to your comment…
I too might say “me and my friends” instead of “my friends and I”, and I don’t necessarily see anything wrong with it, because it’s just part of the old ‘descriptive’ vs ‘prescriptive’ grammar debate, neither of which is technically wrong, just different – the flexibility of language vs the rigidity of language. On the other hand, though, there is ‘bad grammar’, such as in the post above, and that’s the kind I was referring to. ‘I wounder if I can used that excuse…’, for example, can never be right, in any context, on any planet, and a native speaker using language in that way, whether intentionally or accidentally, just comes across as stupid .
Why does using “me” when “I” is correct sound better to you? When I hear or read someone mix the two up, my brain writhes in agony. It also makes me sad that you don’t care. Especially since you are an English (capitalized) major.
Being frank, wtfudge iz the difference? Grammatics and spelling should only matter to convey the point you’re trying to get across. I talk the way I would speak if that distinct type of audience were in front of me. Indeed, that iz how pragmatics of discerning wat is “proper” came about in any language. Majority of people use punctuation only because they are told to, and not because they are trying to employ the meaning. Thatza piece of my philosophy in the art of rhetoric.
I’ma linguistics scholar and etymology enthusiast, so it’s kina apparent ta keep an open mind about stuff like this. An believe me, I’m jus as snobby as the next person when people set themselves up for miscommunication.
Hah. The funny part here is that not many people outside of Win7 developers/team members don’t have that app/platform. Or they’re app developers testing out the sdk.
Yes, very true – we must embrace this transgression of the rules of English grammar. After all, it allows those still in the process of evolving to communicate with their superiors.
*Oh my God. Can it get any hotter outside? The temperature is the same as I would expect it to be in Hell. I wonder if I can use the fact that it is unreasonably hot outside as an excuse not to go to work tomorrow.
The “to” is better after the “not” anyway.
It’s always better not to split an infinitive if you can avoid it. And in this case, you can definitely avoid it. Besides, “not to go” sounds much better and smoother than “to not go.”
Not only in the English speaking world people are dumbing down on grammar but over here in europe as well. Everyone blames it on texts but I disagree. People are getting lazy about their language because it is ok. It does not matter anymore on facebook since no one judges you. Yet, when they apply for a job they are disappointed that they get rejected. Maybe because they couldn’t type a sentence without making a mistake.
Shhh you can’t say anything bad about Apple products or you’ll make their userbase cry and rage impotently.
After all, Apple users totally aren’t brand whores and Steve Jobs is definitely not someone who screws over business partners and profits from their hard work and ideas. Oh, Woz, you’re so cool…why couldn’t you have grown a spine?
I’ll just have to take your word on that one since I didn’t really buy my phone to play games and crap on. That wasn’t meant to sound smug, either, I just really have no interest in apps.
I am a hardcore Mac user, but I’m going to agree with you 100% on that. The Droid (let alone the Droid 2) blows the iPhone out of the water. I love my Mac and I will never switch back to Windows, but you are absolutely right.
In response to dave, give the Droid some time. The iPhone’s been out a lot longer so of course it has more apps. But the iphone can’t run flash. So it’s still limited.
In the “apps that make farting sounds” game, perhaps. But in the “apps I actually care about using” it’s pretty well tied with every other smart phone, and in the “has a programming API and app distribution mechanism that people can use without performing sexual favors for Steve Jobs” game, it’s way behind.
Bunch of P****ies you don’t know what hot is seriously and you’re whinning like hell.. it’s 52 here, we work outside, walk go normal.. bunch of whinners USA, that’s what they are :/
52??? That’s NOT hot.. I gets around the 90′s or above where I live, and I am outside most of the time, too. I even need to use the air conditioning in the winter! 52 would be really cold, at least here.
First of all, you don’t need to censor the word “p**sies” here. We’re all big kids here.
Secondly, you spelled both “whining” and “whiners” incorrectly.
Thirdly, periods and exclamation marks exist for a reason. Also, what is “walk go normal?”
And finally, 52 degrees Celcius? Damn, you’re definitely not in Canada. There’s no f**king way it gets that hot anywhere in Canada, and I’m in Toronto…
You’re either a terrible troll or a f**king retard. ^_^
Who cares man? Grammar Nazi’s are annoying as hell, bad grammar is not that big of a deal. I just try to piss them off. Especially the ones who correct you on every little comma you miss.
Think grammar is no big deal? You’re right, it’s no big deal… when you shine shoes for a living.
People who don’t write properly are annoying as hell. Extremely disrespectful to those who read their garbage.
Oh I know! I can’t stand breath/breathe! It doesn’t even make any sense that they get mixed up and it just makes me want to punch things when I see someone mix it up
What has been popping up more and more in recent years is “would/could/should of”, which annoys the hell out of me. I understand that for young people, would’ve, could’ve, and should’ve do sound like they use “of”; and, sadly, kids aren’t reading as much these days, so don’t always encounter the correct usage, but rather go by sound. However, adults using it… that gets to me
I had a grammar Nazi English teacher once, but she was obese.
So I made her stop eating anything till she looses the extra 50 pounds she had on her.
No lunch, no dinner, no breakfast, no snacks, no toilet paper, no door knobs nothing.
After a week, mysteriously she was left with no energy even to make her heart beat, and she died.
Her last words, “WHY?”
I said, “Because I am a health Nazi”
Great!
This give perspective to all those grammEr nazis …
what if everyone turns in some kind of health nazi, personality nazi, fashion nazi, sports nazi and some very kind soul teaching you the art of love making with your partner and giving you tips while you are going at IT called Love Nazi!!!!
Didn’t we just recently have a poll in which everyone agreed there should be no more spelling/grammar fails? Seriously, this is the f*cking internet not high school english class, who cares?
Those who can’t spell or construct a sentence are always the ones who try to downplay the importance of it.
They’re only fooling themselves. They’ll find out the truth one day if they ever try to get a serious job.
wut omg. i dnot undrstasnd y ppl cnt juts use coretc speeling nd grammer? its stupdi how ppl wre given the englsh langwage but still fail two use it proprliy. i meen im n english majur && i no how too speek english liek a pro. it sadens me tht ppl espeshully yung teens rn’t usin there own languge propurly!!! my god we need two fix the yooth of nroth amercia?? nywayz i hav two updtae my fcebook profil now cuzz facebok is liek my lief. u no want i meen?? sheesh nywayz use propr speeling and grammer next tiem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 nywayz c u l8er!!
I blame the prolification of “Twilight” for the absence of thought out sentences. After all, that trash screams anyone can get published even if nothing happens in thier book. Especially editing.
Oh God…the poor English language. We’re killing it. XD
I think it’s been dead for a LOOOOONG time actually.
Hahaha! That could very well be true.
We’re just kicking a dead horse at this point.
touché.
It has been dead for awhile now, we just keep poking it with a stick to make sure it isn’t trying to lure us into a false sense of security.
a while*
ha
whahahaha, awesome responds!
You mean ‘response.’
Sarcasm?
he’s killing English too…
Unless he meant that someone’s name was awesome.
“John responds!”
…yeah, not likely, but still possible.
Sorry I’m late!
ever heard of the word sarcasm?
*response
I know I did, let’s not get over excited about this. Zip your pants back up.
Actually “responds” could be a plural noun too guyz… Besides, everyone here is just talkin “proper” cuz it was the point of the joke an nobody wants ta look bad.
If it were plural it would be “responses”.
*Actually,
*too,
*guys
*talking
*properly
*cause
*and
*to
*because
*was
* were
Hey I have a phone with Windows mobile and I’m not a retard! But, I’m also not an American.
i wish ppl wud talkd ligit and b smater but facebook r ruening our grammer nd speling even mor worse now
(That was blatant sarcasm, obviously.)
You’re my hero.
That’s what you want us to think…
It’s sad that you had to state that that was sarcasm. I don’t blame you for doing it, but it’s too bad people are too stupid to just realize that you’re being sarcastic.
It’s even sadder that you had to add a comment further stating that it was obvious, and the fact that, yes, people are dumb.
We live in a sad, sad world.
It’s really sad that you had to point out how sad it was that he had to sadly point out how obvious it was that the op had to state that he obviously was being sarcastic.
It’s a sad, obviously, sarcastically sad world we live in…
It’s really sad that you had to point out how sad it was that he had to point out how sad it was that he had to sadly point out how obviously sarcastic OP was by stating his sarcasm in a sad, sarcastic fashion.
The world we live in is truly a sad one.
I’m sad.
At least she correctly spelled tomorrow?
Very obvious a SHE too!
Yes, everyone knows that literally all women are thick as sh*t. No exceptions. Ever.
My sarcasm detector is going off. WEEWOOWEEWOO (incidently, the alarm sounds like a 3 year old playing cops and robbers in their fathers’ truck. Luckily, only the cat was run over.)
I am a woman. I can spell properly (even if English is not my first language). I know lots of women who are intelligent and can write correctly too. And we are certainly more intelligent than you, if you think we are “thick as s**t” and that there are “No exceptions” for it. You’re just stuck in the medieval times. It’s sad that nowadays you still find people who think like this. It kills my hope in human kind.
* SPELT!!!!!
BOTH!!! xD
Really, does the grammar matter that much!? I mean, she’s just posting it to her friends and family. She’s not writing a book for the world to see. Yes, Facebook is a public forum, but so is the mall,subways,grocery stores, theme parks,etc, but people still don’t use the correct grammar in those places. Seriously, are we like 5 years old now?
Grammar matters because we are NOT 5 years old.
WIN
So people being stupid justifies being stupid?
If everyone murdered would you think it was OK?
Didn’t think so.
Yes Cup n’ Cakes, it does matter that much. Just because she’s “just posting it to her friends and family” doesn’t mean she shouldn’t write properly. I use proper grammar in the “mall, subway, grocery store”, etc. When do you?
I love you.
Anyone with decent grammar Would probably speak/type that way normally. I could understand a spelling mistake or absence of caps since it’s on a mobile, but that was atrocious.
It’s a fair question, I suppose, but I can’t see the sense in your reasoning. Why should there be a distinction between using correct grammar in one place (like writing a book), and not in another (like on the Internet)? You are either aware of the intricacies of grammar, and use it correctly all the time, or you’re not and you don’t. Unfortunately, use of language reflects your education, and bad grammar and not having the ability to express yourself correctly or coherently in your mother tongue gives the impression of not being educated. Intentional ‘dumbing down’ is just stupid.
Then again, I am an English teacher, so I may be biased…
Finally, what’s being five years old got to do with anything?
Thank you! It drives me insane whenever my friend insists on using “u” and “y” and “wats up.” He tries to make the same point as Cup n’ Cakes did, but I point out to him that, no matter where you are, your usage of poor grammar and spelling makes you appear ignorant and/or uneducated.
y duz it ma3k u mad, derp.
I’m a little bit of a grammar queen, but when I had a t9 messaging phone, I was guilty of using “u” and “y” and “r”, etc. Now I’ve got a Blackberry, so there’s no excuse in my mind. I will get lazy with the caps sometimes, though… When I’m on FB or message boards at least. I also overuse the ellipses when typing online instead of proper punctuation, but that’s because I tend to talk like that sometimes… I trail off in between sentences.
I try to ignore most things, like dumb little spelling/grammar errors and typos, but there are a few things that really “grind my gears” such as “loose” instead of “lose” and people that capitalize each word in a paragraph. That second one really bothers me. It takes a lot of effort to do and it doesn’t make any sense. It also makes it really hard to tell where one sentence ends and the other begins, despite proper punctuation, because your eyes tend to see the capitalized word as the beginning of a new sentence.
Wow, that reply was really long. Sorry.
I really don’t agree with your statement at all.
I’m ‘aware of the intricacies of grammar’–trust me. I’m an english major, and therefore deal with stuff of that nature almost every day.
I do not, however, always use said grammar. In conversations (which include typed conversations), I often break a few grammar rules. While I’ve never posted something as bad as the post above, I do not follow the ‘rules’ unless it’s necessary. For instance, I often say “yesterday, me and my boyfriend went to the park”. I do not say this because I don’t know any better–I say it because it sounds better to me and simply because I don’t care.
In fact, I can point out a few grammatical mistakes in my response (so don’t bother).
Wouldn’t dream of it – I’m not a Grammar Nazi, and don’t feel the need to leap upon every tiny mistake I see. I don’t come to this site to work, y’see. However, in response to your comment…
I too might say “me and my friends” instead of “my friends and I”, and I don’t necessarily see anything wrong with it, because it’s just part of the old ‘descriptive’ vs ‘prescriptive’ grammar debate, neither of which is technically wrong, just different – the flexibility of language vs the rigidity of language. On the other hand, though, there is ‘bad grammar’, such as in the post above, and that’s the kind I was referring to. ‘I wounder if I can used that excuse…’, for example, can never be right, in any context, on any planet, and a native speaker using language in that way, whether intentionally or accidentally, just comes across as stupid .
Why does using “me” when “I” is correct sound better to you? When I hear or read someone mix the two up, my brain writhes in agony. It also makes me sad that you don’t care. Especially since you are an English (capitalized) major.
Being frank, wtfudge iz the difference? Grammatics and spelling should only matter to convey the point you’re trying to get across. I talk the way I would speak if that distinct type of audience were in front of me. Indeed, that iz how pragmatics of discerning wat is “proper” came about in any language. Majority of people use punctuation only because they are told to, and not because they are trying to employ the meaning. Thatza piece of my philosophy in the art of rhetoric.
I’ma linguistics scholar and etymology enthusiast, so it’s kina apparent ta keep an open mind about stuff like this. An believe me, I’m jus as snobby as the next person when people set themselves up for miscommunication.
Hah. The funny part here is that not many people outside of Win7 developers/team members don’t have that app/platform. Or they’re app developers testing out the sdk.
Either way, highly funny.
Yes, very true – we must embrace this transgression of the rules of English grammar. After all, it allows those still in the process of evolving to communicate with their superiors.
Posting to FB is never just to your friends and family with Failbook around to show your ignorance.
And we use proper grammar, spelling, capitalization, and punctuation because we’re NOT five years old any more.
I think my android phone would self destruct if I tried to post a status that incorrect…
If it hadn’t said Windows Phone I would have thought it was someone on my friends list, I lose brain cells every time I read her statuses
Don’t we all have friends like that?
*Oh my God. Can it get any hotter outside? The temperature is the same as I would expect it to be in Hell. I wonder if I can use the fact that it is unreasonably hot outside as an excuse not to go to work tomorrow.
Damn, you beat me to it…
That’s what I was going to do too, well done. I would have put a comma after the “oh” and put “to” before “not”, but I think yours is correct enough.
The “to” is better after the “not” anyway.
It’s always better not to split an infinitive if you can avoid it. And in this case, you can definitely avoid it. Besides, “not to go” sounds much better and smoother than “to not go.”
Why are spelling and grammar mistakes considered hilarious and front page worthy?
Unfunny.
It is a sad sad world…
Not only in the English speaking world people are dumbing down on grammar but over here in europe as well. Everyone blames it on texts but I disagree. People are getting lazy about their language because it is ok. It does not matter anymore on facebook since no one judges you. Yet, when they apply for a job they are disappointed that they get rejected. Maybe because they couldn’t type a sentence without making a mistake.
Bad grammar aside, don’t be hating on the Windoze phone users yet.. We’ve seen enough iTards with tons of fails on the iPhone already
Shhh you can’t say anything bad about Apple products or you’ll make their userbase cry and rage impotently.
After all, Apple users totally aren’t brand whores and Steve Jobs is definitely not someone who screws over business partners and profits from their hard work and ideas. Oh, Woz, you’re so cool…why couldn’t you have grown a spine?
PS Android wins.
Unfortunately, in the app game, iPhone wins.
I’ll just have to take your word on that one since I didn’t really buy my phone to play games and crap on. That wasn’t meant to sound smug, either, I just really have no interest in apps.
I am a hardcore Mac user, but I’m going to agree with you 100% on that. The Droid (let alone the Droid 2) blows the iPhone out of the water. I love my Mac and I will never switch back to Windows, but you are absolutely right.
In response to dave, give the Droid some time. The iPhone’s been out a lot longer so of course it has more apps. But the iphone can’t run flash. So it’s still limited.
In the “apps that make farting sounds” game, perhaps. But in the “apps I actually care about using” it’s pretty well tied with every other smart phone, and in the “has a programming API and app distribution mechanism that people can use without performing sexual favors for Steve Jobs” game, it’s way behind.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even want to do look more like?
doubt anybody on here realized that this was posted using the new windows phones (win phone 7) that will be released later this year!
and at this point, the only ones who have the phones are MSFT employees, Cellular Service employees and bloggers..
my eyes! My eyes! They’re BURNING from that horrific grammar! Agggggggh!
Mod- Please delete my profile. The ads on all cheezburger sites are more than I can take. It’s been fun.
Bunch of P****ies you don’t know what hot is seriously and you’re whinning like hell.. it’s 52 here, we work outside, walk go normal.. bunch of whinners USA, that’s what they are :/
52??? That’s NOT hot.. I gets around the 90′s or above where I live, and I am outside most of the time, too. I even need to use the air conditioning in the winter! 52 would be really cold, at least here.
Whoops, haha. I forgot about Celsius. Silly me. But it can get that hot here, too. So don’t be hating.
First of all, you don’t need to censor the word “p**sies” here. We’re all big kids here.
Secondly, you spelled both “whining” and “whiners” incorrectly.
Thirdly, periods and exclamation marks exist for a reason. Also, what is “walk go normal?”
And finally, 52 degrees Celcius? Damn, you’re definitely not in Canada. There’s no f**king way it gets that hot anywhere in Canada, and I’m in Toronto…
You’re either a terrible troll or a f**king retard. ^_^
Or, rather, Failbooking censors out swear words. My apologies. Guess I should’ve figured that out. >_>;
Perhaps they are in some non-english speaking country?
Who cares man? Grammar Nazi’s are annoying as hell, bad grammar is not that big of a deal. I just try to piss them off. Especially the ones who correct you on every little comma you miss.
Think grammar is no big deal? You’re right, it’s no big deal… when you shine shoes for a living.
People who don’t write properly are annoying as hell. Extremely disrespectful to those who read their garbage.
Honestly I had no idea anyone was buying Windows smartphones, I thought it was a triopoly of iPhone, Blackberry, and Droids.
I think the word you’re looking for here is ‘triumvirate’
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triopoly
Or, maybe the word he was looking for was “triopoly,” because triumvirate implies political dominance rather than market dominance?
Umm, “trifecta” anyone?
Um, no, “triumvirate” is good.
In four or five years’ time, they’ll be ‘triceratops’ anyway…
I’m pretty sure you meant to say “triceratops”.
…Not that anybody actually cares or will believe me, but I didn’t actually see Hobson’s post before choosing my ‘tri’ word. O_o
I believe you, but never mind. Just ‘tri’ again…
My mind auto-corrected everything but ‘came’. I had to go back and read it slowly to see the rest of the errors.
What?! Damn, verbal abuse is gettin’ hot these days. Because the verbal is getting abused!
She’s got everything except my biggest pet peeve… a misuse of:
a) Your/you’re
b) Its/it’s
c) There/their/they’re
Your right! Its not their!
One I really hate is breath/breathe. But I really loathe the misuse of apostrophes and inverted commas.
Oh I know! I can’t stand breath/breathe! It doesn’t even make any sense that they get mixed up and it just makes me want to punch things when I see someone mix it up
What has been popping up more and more in recent years is “would/could/should of”, which annoys the hell out of me. I understand that for young people, would’ve, could’ve, and should’ve do sound like they use “of”; and, sadly, kids aren’t reading as much these days, so don’t always encounter the correct usage, but rather go by sound. However, adults using it… that gets to me
gramer is overrated
That may be true, but how do you feel about spelling?
I had a grammar Nazi English teacher once, but she was obese.
So I made her stop eating anything till she looses the extra 50 pounds she had on her.
No lunch, no dinner, no breakfast, no snacks, no toilet paper, no door knobs nothing.
After a week, mysteriously she was left with no energy even to make her heart beat, and she died.
Her last words, “WHY?”
I said, “Because I am a health Nazi”
Great!
This give perspective to all those grammEr nazis …
what if everyone turns in some kind of health nazi, personality nazi, fashion nazi, sports nazi and some very kind soul teaching you the art of love making with your partner and giving you tips while you are going at IT called Love Nazi!!!!
Didn’t we just recently have a poll in which everyone agreed there should be no more spelling/grammar fails? Seriously, this is the f*cking internet not high school english class, who cares?
The grammar/spelling fails are the ones that can be the funniest without also being inappropriate/sick/twisted.
And, as you can see, many people care.
Those who can’t spell or construct a sentence are always the ones who try to downplay the importance of it.
They’re only fooling themselves. They’ll find out the truth one day if they ever try to get a serious job.
wut omg. i dnot undrstasnd y ppl cnt juts use coretc speeling nd grammer? its stupdi how ppl wre given the englsh langwage but still fail two use it proprliy. i meen im n english majur && i no how too speek english liek a pro. it sadens me tht ppl espeshully yung teens rn’t usin there own languge propurly!!! my god we need two fix the yooth of nroth amercia?? nywayz i hav two updtae my fcebook profil now cuzz facebok is liek my lief. u no want i meen?? sheesh nywayz use propr speeling and grammer next tiem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 nywayz c u l8er!!
I love you.
I blame the prolification of “Twilight” for the absence of thought out sentences. After all, that trash screams anyone can get published even if nothing happens in thier book. Especially editing.
If I was your boss I would tell you to forget coming to work until you brought me your real high school diploma.