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FB News: Facebook Places Launches

Via: Mashable

Yesterday, Facebook officially launched Facebook Places, their answer to Foursquare and other location-based apps. It’s everywhere, even your iPhone. All you need to know is that an extra element of stalking you has been added to make it even easier for Uncle Creepy To track you down. But never fear, Failbookers, for you can keep yourself protected.


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  1. Temprance says:

    Who ever thought this was a good idea? So now burglars will know when your not home, stalkers will know where to find you, what could possibly go wrong?

    • ThatDarnCat says:

      The Gov’t is already stalking you through your GPS enabled phone. Now the criminals will have the same capabilities.

      • Velocistar237 says:

        That reminds me of when in Simpsons Hit and Run Homer says: “Marge, those black vans are spying on us!” and then Marge says “Oh, Homey! You’re so sexy when you’re paranoid!”

      • jgt2598 says:

        True, very true. But you do know that your phone BROADCASTS its location to 911 emergency call centers right? That’s how they find you incase of an emergency.

    • RelieMae says:

      You have to SHARE your location, and if you decide you want to share it, you can set it up where only your friends, or certain friends, or only you, or NOBODY can see it. SO if you don’t share it, nobody can see it. And if you’ve got a stalker or a burgler on your friends list, you can hide it from them.

      Personally, I think that if those kinds of people are on your friends list, maybe FB Places isn’t your biggest issue… I wouldn’t have someone who was stalking me on my friends list. Jus’sayin’.

      • jgt2598 says:

        “You have to SHARE your location, and if you decide you want to share it, you can set it up where only your friends, or certain friends, or only you, or NOBODY can see it.”
        You forgot to mention hackers and hackers/rapists.

  2. Matt says:

    Don’t update FB yet. The “places” feature conflicts with some jailbreak apps, rendering Facebook useless (cannot connect or login), and even when you uninstall the conflicting jb apps – biteSMS in my case – I got an error saying Places isn’t supported in my region yet. Not worth the update. In fact, it’s a FAIL.

  3. The logo is a four in a square. Four… square… FOURSQUARE. FourSquare should ready their lawyers.

  4. luth brodie says:

    Stalkers and burglars oh my! Meh.

    You’d have to actually be dumb enough to use it without changing the privacy settings if you friend people you don’t really know. Which is most people sadly enough.

    For those of us who only friend people we want to know every detail of their lives and mostly trust, or at least know how to make and use lists, it’s not a terribly bad idea.

    Though it is pretty much a waste of dev time since foursquare and yelp do it better.

    Luckily the default settings are better than usual for FB. Friends can’t tag you somewhere unless you change it and it’s set to only friends see your places.

    • ThatDarnCat says:

      Pffft! 90% of my FB info is blank or… breaks the EULA… But how are they going to prove it without breaking the law themselves?

    • wtf says:

      Too bad there was that problem a few months ago where FB allowed EVERYONE to see your profile regardless of what your privacy settings were. Oops.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      The default settings vary. I have multiple accounts and when I checked the settings after reading the article, I found that one account had different default settings than the other. Thankfully, the one account with the “looser” settings is the one with false info for just about everything (my home address is the same as the fictitious Munsters family), and friends on that one have me listed by a different name.

  5. wtf says:

    There’s no such person as “Uncle Creepy” or “Creepy Teddy Bear” or whatever other retarded characters your little cult has come up with.

    • RelieMae says:

      …it’s Pedobear…

    • jgt2598 says:

      Yeah, pedophiles, rapists, and murderers are fictional, the September 11th attacks never happened, and we all live in a happy-happy world where the ground is made of candy. Somebody has had a few to many hits of X.
      P.S. In case you’re too much of a moron to figure it out “pedobear” is a less morbid shorthand for online pedophiles and child molesters and “Uncle Creapy” is shorthand for perverts.

  6. Uncle Creepy says:

    That hurt my feelings. You owe me a hug.

  7. Steve says:

    I don’t see how it’s different than posting “At Jim’s Pub with @Joe Schmoe.”

    And on top of that, it looks like an opt-in feature, not an opt-out one. You’re not automatically signed up to let others “place” you.

    I don’t see the issue.

    • jgt2598 says:

      Let me spell it out for you. H-A-C-K-E-R-S. Yes, that’s right, those people with the amazing computer skills, there are some (a scant few) who want to do more than steel your identity. And now they can access your exact location! (that must make stalking/serial murder sooo much easier)

  8. Nergal says:

    Just a quick note, that if you choose customize (just under friends only) you can mark it as Only me :)

  9. Failfan2 says:

    For me, it seems really dangerous, because if I am in vacation, my friends could locate me and if a robber sees where I am, he may go to my house and break into it. Honestly, I hate Facebook since they updated their website and removed Facebook Lite, which was a great service.

  10. just wondering says:

    i have an XM pioneer and not an ipod but i’m just wondering isn’t it possible to turn off the location setting in the ipod itself

  11. PETA(people eating tasty animals) says:

    lol let’m stalk me i gotthe 2nd on myside and i live in texas haha… Remmington 30.06, Mossburg 500 12 gauge, and a S&M .357 magnum… stalk me if you dare

  12. jgt2598 says:

    Wow, not only can you share your enter life with random strangers on the internet, you can share your EXACT GEOSPATIAL COORDINATES TOO!

  13. steve says:

    more fails, less articles, if I want news I’ll go to CNN.


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