Submitted by: Nick
And he just wants to bag a cougar…
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Submitted by: Nick
And he just wants to bag a cougar…
Not much of a fail, but still pretty damn awesome altoghether. Cougars ftw!
Yeah, seriously, this is a WIN.
Cougars are capable of winning?? Isn’t that an anomoly? I thought they were all sad, lonely, cat ladies…
Really? A Cougar isn’t a lonely cat woman. they are sexual deviants of a mature generation. GOD
No I was talking about the cougars in reality, not the ones in movies and such. Its cool, just a little misunderstanding.
Did you say something?
I think i may be able to help your son out there…
Epic freaking win. XD
poor cougar
How is it that everyone knows she’s a cougar? And, even if she is, why do you assume she’s sad, lonely, sex-starved and deserving of pity???
wow cant believe theyd throw you out for that? pretty effing dumb…
I can, considering it’s sexual harassment. Even meant as a joke, it was inappropriate.
If it were an adult man hitting on a teenage girl, it would be no surprise to anyone if he got thrown out. Ah, well…
Maybe he wuz a f*g.
Actually he’d probably have the police called on him. Double standards ftw, eh?
Yup, pretty much. And even if she wasn’t warned before she was thrown out… there are some things you just don’t say to a minor. Really, that sort of comment shouldn’t be made to a total stranger to begin with, but that’s my personal opinion on that…
Double standards? I wouldn’t say. It’s because a grown-up man (or any man) can rape a woman (or a girl) pretty easily. And women, generally weaker than men, cannot defend themselves. So any kind of sexual harassment should be considered as a more threatening if done by a man.
I’m not saying men cannot be raped. Well, yeah, according to our law (not sure if it’s like this everywhere), men cannot be raped, only sexually abused. So it’s definitely not the same – if a man makes a sexual joke, or a woman.
Throwing her out of the store seems appropriate (since she wasn’t supposed to say something like this to a stranger, and a minor). Calling the cops wouldn’t be.
Where do you live that law states a man cannot be raped by a woman? It’s definitely very feasible to use forced injections of drugs like viagra and ropes/handcuffs to rape a man… and about 1/6 males in America at least can expect to be sexually assaulted (not necessarily raped but still assaulted) in college.
Oh how I wish we could see the profile pic now!
agreed!
ROFL
Not funny….
is that ur mommy?
PRUDE!
Wow, no sense of humor?
Apparently no.
Sexual humour like that doesn’t go over well in public situations.
Joke or not, if you said something like that in my store, I’d throw you out too.
Really?? I would only trhow um out if the bag boy was embarassed, which 9 times out of 10, they will just get a huge ego boost from it.
If she was hot and I was the bag boy I’d be reacting in a much more positive way. And in my Dad’s store he’d wait for her to leave then start grinning about it – or possibly high five me.
I know who she is and she IS hot!
Same here, our “sack boys” are minors, so comments like that are more than out of line.
They are more than out of line. They are a dream come true! Here is a story from when I was a “sack boy” …
You aren’t that sexy, sorry…
That was sexual harassment. Just because it’s a female talking to a male doesn’t make it any different than if it was reversed. Besides, what if he was underage?
then hes the luckiest kid in the world
teenagers normally r underage
BAM!!!!
Until they get to be 18. They’re still teenagers until they’re 20.
It’s only sexual harassment if he told her he was offended and she kept doing it.
“It’s only sexual harassment if he told her he was offended and she kept doing it.”
Completely wrong — as long as anyone is offended (not just the target), it’s considered sexual harrassment.
Agreed. Even if she only did it once, that particular comment was blatant enough that I don’t blame the store for throwing her out.
This is true, but as a whole, i think our population is way too sensitive, and i think the sexual harassment laws help prove it.
Thank you!!! I’m not the only one! I’d offer to hug you, but it might offend someone.
Your willingness to hug someone offends me. You are worse than Hitler and should seek counselling!
Sooooo…if a man kisses his wife, and somebody in the street is offended, that’s sexual harassment?
Putzes.
It’s sexual harassment mainly because someone’s place of work is involved. If hypothetical man’s wife visits him at work and kisses him in a way “excessive” enough to offend one of his coworkers, it certainly could be.
Two people in public separate from any other conditions is fairly safe unless a cop gets you on disturbing the peace.
And you don’t see the problem with this? For some people, even a quick peck will be offensive, especially if they have a problem with the coworker… and there will be more complaints and even law suits if it isn’t ‘rectified to their satisfaction’.
Offended em? I rectified em!
or if a straight couple do a quick peck it is ok but two boys or girls it isn’t is also often the case no matter what you do someone WILL be offended. I agree with what is mentioned above that this society is way to sensitive. I think that is funny and could actually see myself doing something like that.
True – there was a nutcase woman living on our street who kept phoning the police because the gay couple in the house opposite would hug or kiss each other goodbye in the mornings.
According to her – any visible display of gay affection was ‘discriminating against her religious beliefs’.
If I were them I’d make SURE to kiss passionately on the porch every morning.
Her head a splode.
BrainsFluff everywhere.So much for freedom of speech. I could understand the remark to be ‘sexual harassment’ (yes, that’s spelled correctly) if the bag-boy were offended, but not if just ‘anyone’ were to be offended. If that’s the case, one cannot say ANYTHING in public lest someone somewhere be offended by it.
Obviously, she doesn’t know harass from her elbow…
^ Winner
I would love to harassed by a cougar!
People need to stop calling out sexual harassment. I get hit on by old men at the grocery store all the time (now, I don’t work there, but…), and it really doesn’t bother me. Just smile at the offender and say ‘no thanks’.
Besides, most teenage boy would love to be hit on by a cougar, anyway. :S
Just because it doesn’t bother you doesn’t make it okay. Even if the boy wasn’t bothered, the store manager may have been bothered enough to throw her out. And I don’t blame them.
wish I had my own grocery store, like she did.
FFS. Am I the only one who recognizes this status as a joke? Obviously it didn’t really happen.
Apparently so.
unfortunable so.
you guys calling her a cougar when the picture is blurred. she could be hideous! why would the bag boy snitch on a hot woman hitting on him? sorry but shes not a cougar, shes a pedo.
The bigger question here is, why would she get thrown out of HER OWN store? I don’t think people are actually reading this correctly.
I think what she meant by “my grocery store” was it’s the store she usually goes to. Like saying “my dentist” or “my florist.”
I don’t think she meant that she owns the store. I think she meant it like the one where she typically shops.
She’s not a pedo if he was 18 or 19. Or 17, in some states. Or 16, in other states and the U.K. Don’t know about Canada or Australia. Also, she could be a teenager too, there’s nothing that says she isn’t.
She’s not a pedo, because he’s not a child! Still, older women hitting on teenage boys… yeah, creepy.
Cracking a joke doesn’t make you an anything… o.k. it can make you a victim.
A cougar doesn’t have to be hot. They are just older women who like men who are a lot younger than them.
Yeah but for them to be hot is usually a bonus.
Or she could be a Saber-toothed Tiger..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omfg I’m dying here x’D
Alien, you made my day XD
Dude epic ftw. XD XD XD
You don’t seriously think she owns the store because she calls it “my grocery store”, right?
I think the real question is why Sackboy is working at a grocery store. I thought Little Big Planet sold pretty well, so he shouldn’t be having money issues.
^WIN!
haha XD definatly a win:) ^
As my old boss used to say “F*#k ‘em, if they can’t take a joke”
I had a friend who said “Choke ‘em if they can’t take a f**k.”
RawR
niiiiiiiiiiiiice
/southpark
nice.
Gross — reverse the roles… fifty-something man doing this to a 16 year old girl. Now no one is laughing, and I’m sure that kid behind the counter wasn’t, either. How embarrassing. Definitely a fail.
Gerontophilia is way more common in females, so your reversal is mainly uncomfortable for people with a problem with female sexuality (assuming the age of consent is 16).
I don’t find it ‘uncomfortable’ when old men hit on me. See, as long as they aren’t putting their hands on me, I don’t think it’s a big deal at all. :/ Then again, I’m not a teenager anymore, but I used to be three years ago, and it still didn’t bother me.
The only people bothered by such a situation are, as wilson said, people who are not comfortable with the knowledge that a teenage girl can possess a sexuality.
I mean, I WISH I would have been approached by an attractive and rich professor–even if he was older. I would have a much easier life right now…. rofl
Your attitude explains much about the younger generation.
Maybe the store manager or whoever threw her out has the hots for the cute bag boy and was standing within hearing range of her comment.
Nice to see that we not only have dirty old MEN harassing young workers of the opposite sex, but also dirty old WOMEN. Yayness.
I worked at a grocery store for a year as a teen: worst experience of my life.
How come all the males are going “Niiiiiceeee” while all the females are telling the males that it is wrong for a guy to get hit on by an older woman? I understand us males would have to go “yeah sorry” if it was a female because we don’t know how it is to be a female… But females are you telling us males what we like?
Females are generally looking for a male to marry who is of a similar age in order to optimize child-rearing. When men are interested in much younger or older women they feel threatened.
Guess that explains why I’ve been banned from Walgreens. And Publix. And Winn-Dixie. And that one other grocery store. And that big one down on that one road…
Oh STOP how is this harassment?? All the kid has to do is say “ha, no thanks” and move on. Yes the woman MIGHT have been out of line but there’s a sensible way to deal with any situation, and screaming “harassment!” is anything but. Its not like she pinned him down on the ground or anything. Stop crying, politically correct trolls.
I concur
I would have retorted with,” Yes, the juice that is called Naked!”
I find the name of that product offensive. I don’t think that should be allowed>:(
I’m male, and it was sexual harassment. A lot of guys would have been flattered if she was hot, but it was still harassment. And if he was 16, then she damn well should have been kicked out.
Entirely possible that she is not a cougar. Could be within a few years of him (although likely older). Not attempting to condone it or berate it, but just stating that with a blurred photo, we can’t tell much about the poster besides “female”.
She is NOT a cougar. Cougars only go for the “barely legal” guys. I’m in that age range though…haha. (19 yrs).
I would be flattered though if that happened to me.
This is one of those post where the photo of the person shouldn’t have been blurred out. That way we could have made an opinion about who’s failing here.
The ‘cougar’ for saying: get naked.
Or the sack boy for not taking the opportunity.
Oh look, she has the same name as my ex-girlfriend. What a coincidence.
aaah, women just get in the way of playing starcraft, am i right?
what are you, gay?
It’d be awful if she just wanted a drink…
http://www.nakedjuice.com/#Homepage
@ somebodyman Not all cougars go after 19 yr olds. There’s 70 year old cougars going after 30 year olds etc.Also, I think it could have been a harmless cheeky compliment towards the bagboy, not necessary to wear the kid gloves all the time…I’m a 43 yr old woman and I have no problem cheekily complimenting bagboys…
Whether it is a joke or not, that sort of comment to a stranger is both disgusting and inappropriate. If the store management allowed it to pass without a word, then the kid could claim hostile workplace. The amount she spends on groceries over the course of a few years, even, is probably less than a settlement with the sacker would end up to be.
Rational comment FTW.
I bet your the kid that reminds the teacher at the end of class to assign homework.
Ahh, whatever. I seriously do not see the big deal of disgusting and inappropriate comments. So what? Down here in my town, somebody says something to you that you don’t like- you tell em to F-off. You don’t kick them out and try to bar them from the store, that’s just silly.
Its not that big of a deal. Its rather funny. lmao
Didn’t know cougars were that into Little Big Planet.
Of course the proper answer is NOT “Get naked” … it’s “Get naked please”
Ya know, that’d be an interesting situation for me to run into(being that’s what I do where I work).
I say is the baggers fail, he didn’t get a phone number.
Wow, they don’t even want her BACK? WTF? Did she go to the Extremely Conservative Baptist Mormon Islamic Grocery Store?
Also how do you know she’s a cougar? She could be some hot college chick, we just don’t know from that blurry picture.
that is what I was thinking
I work at a grocery store and I don’t mind when older women hit on me (it happens alot, for some reason middle aged women like me). Even if they aren’t at all attractive. It’s not like she made a grab at him or something. Take is as a compliment. I’ll bet this happened in the bible belt or Mormon country, somewhere with a lot of religious nuts.
I think it’s wrong to make sexual comments to ANYONE who’s on the clock and cannot respond exactly the way they want to without worrying about management or corporate lashback.
If that’s the case, how are pool boys ever going to get a big inheritance?
it’s only wrong if she’s not hot
Didn’t actually happen.
He would’ve just laughed. She wouldn’t have been kicked out of the grocery store. Therefore not funny.
Why did he NOT get naked?
YOU JUST MADE THE BOY’S LIFE
I couldn’t not take something like that as a compliment. It would either be awesome if a hot person said it, or hilarious if a really ugly person said it. Either way, it’d be great.