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What made you think 5 hours was a good amount of time to leave them to make a mess? We think you deserve that crap.
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Online life creates havoc for your real life.
amen sister
This is true on many levels.
and she promptly returns to facebook
I think those 5 hours were probably the time she left them alone + the time it took her to clean. She probably cleaned up first… I hope.
Call me crazy, but I’m guessing the five hour interval was used in washing said babies, dog, and room… I could be wrong but not everyone posts their entire life like breaking news on CNN.
I agree. probably 5 mins on facebook, then 4 hours 5o mins cleaning everything up, then 5 mins on fcebook. so she’ll be going for another 4 hour 50 mins stint of cleaning now, then proabbly looking for childcare ( and more cleaning products)
pic or it didn’t happen?
You’d like that, wouldn’t you?
Eh, everyones got some crap layin around their room
to be honest my room is made out of poop, me feet get out of the 2nd floor ceiling when i try to walk
umm…that was dumb.
Poop covered dogs are great fun. We used to play ‘Shera’s in’ every time the dog (Shera) had rolled in cow sh*t. Good times.
Here is hoping that 5 hours was the time it took to clean the mess and not the time she spent on facebook with the kids unsupervised.
Well there’s a s**tty situation for ya.
I can’t work out if the “girls” who destroyed her room are human children, or dogs, or some other species altogether.
Now you’ve got me thinking about the scene from “fierce creatures” where he’s hiding animal in his room (all with girls names), but makes the mistake of yelling at them while he’s on the phone, and everyone assumes he’s got three women over.
Sure, blame facebook. Everyone knows you were smoking crack.
I do believe you mean, “Meth is one hell of a drug.”
Redicilous, call the childprotectionservice. The dougs could have wound the babies. Never leave you’re childeren alone, especially not for 5 hours!
This appears to be a computer-generated “OMG parent fail!” post, pieced together like some Frankenstein’s monster from similar posts from earlier threads.
I concur.
2 girls, 1 dog, no cups
epic.
I do love when fails start and end on Facebook.
She let het babies alone with a dog?
Eh, “babies” is sometimes a relative term. My guess is that they’re just really young children, under 5 more than likely, but old enough to be around a dog. Especially if it’s a good family pet. A lot of the time, family dogs are quite protective of any children in the house and would never hurt them.
TV was invented so mothers could have 30 minutes to an hour at a time to do what they need. Use it.
the Black Eyed Peas rocks!
All it takes is a few minutes away from a wide-awake toddler so inclined to tear off a diaper and play in it/paint with it. Next time, she’ll take precautions (pants over diaper) or wait til they’re napping.
I hope to think it was the five hours spent in cleaning everything up and settling all down until she got back to the computer.
My brother was left alone with his nappy when he was a baby, and ended up eating its contents.
It looked like he had chocolate all over his face and hands. He didn’t.
Oh gawd, I thought I was coming down with a stomach bug, and I read this, and totally threw up. I’m so glad I don’t have children now!
When my oldest was 15 months old I put her down for a nap. I didn’t realize the a/c was on the fritz because I was mowing the lawn. When I came back in the house I was overwhelmed with the smell of crap. Opened her bedroom door and her crib, wall, bedding, face, body and hair were COVERED in poo! We threw the bedding in the trash and she got her first shower… I think I threw up twice scrubbing the crib and wall. Good times!
Hahaha, the first time I didn’t actually laugh at this, but now I lol’d my lungs out. Well, that’s what you get.
She was on Facebook a long time…
This is one of the few legitimately hilarious fails I’ve seen on this site. I’m so glad Kristen gave a follow-up report after the first status.
poop covered poop
Probably not 5 hours…. My son managed that in his playpen in the amount of time it took me to go make a sandwich for lunch…… I agree with the 4 hours for cleaning though….
And yet, she decided that it would be best to POST about it, and THEN clean up the babies. *oh my gosh*
One of the many reasons I don’t want kids….lol but seriously…what a stupid parent. How dumb can you be, to just leave them to ‘destroy’ your room? She got what she had coming….