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So fake….but funny.
ya…
Really now? What makes you think this is fake?
BAHAHAHAA
Wow. How oblivious you are to the obvious.
How oblivious you are the the obvious. sarcasm isn’t that tricky.
That’s what you think. I can be tricky if I really felt like it.
You can never fill my shoes…
He never notices me…..
Win.
failbook fails again, this is a win
depends from the point of view you’re looking at: fail for the dinos, but a total win for the asteroid.
You, sir, are a moron.
just makes you wonder why there’s still roaches around dont it?
hahahahahahahahahaha
Oh! Oh! It’s fake! I can tell because there ain’t no such dino as the brontosaurus. Those fools. Plus the triceratops and the T. rex were Cretaceous era dinosaurs. Maybe if they used an apatosaurus.
Your a regular Ross Gellar!
oh ohhh I mean you’re, that was close.
Fail.
LMAO! Nice reference!
no s**t sherlock
Actually, the brontosaurus does exist, it’s just been renamed apatosaurus, even though the general public still uses the name “brontosaurus”. Furthermore, this is fake because nobody has actually renamed themselves “Ancient Asteroid” etcetera, merely for a FB joke. This has clearly been doctored up by somebody with a very good sense of humour.
It wasn’t renamed. What was discovered and named a Brontosaurus was later found to be an already discovered dinosaur called Apatosaurus (discovered by the same guy a few years earlier). So, the newer bones were given their rightful name, and the Brontosaurus only ever existed in theory.
Actually, the “skeleton” of the Brontosaurus was actually made of the skeletons of 2 different dinosaurs
I agree. This made me laugh and laugh and laugh. It’s clever and I likes it!
actually it does exist, scientists just got mixed up so they corrected there mistake and renamed the dino, though it is still commonly called brontosaurus
Actually there was a brontosaurus although it is normally called apatosaurus.
Triceratops was actually the adolescent form of another dinosaur altogether, so Triceratops didn’t even really exist.
also triceratops may not have existed
Then how do you explain THIS? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDRC-ZB62kU/TCmqO2wDTTI/AAAAAAAACNY/dkiv1iCRLFs/s640/Dino_Riders.jpg
Don’t you know anything about the Dinoriders? It was about two alien species, one of which looked like humans, who crash landed on prehistoric earth. Then they armed the Dinosaurs with zapguns and s**t, and beat the hell out of each other.
WIN
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for the laugh.
Dude, Brontosaurus was another relative of the Bronciosaurus. and it’s obvious that this is fake because facebook started 12 years ago, not 65 mill years ago.
a brontosaurus is a real dinosaur, and the Trex and triceratops are correct seeing as the asteroid collided in the late cretacious era, the brontosaurus is not, possibly better as you say, to replace itwith an apatosaurus, or if being close to the mark maybe an ornithelesties which i think may have been around late jurassic/cretacious
however this is seriously a win, love it when they do role playing things on this :p so funny
Of course its Fake, you think a T-Rex can type with those short arms? silly bunz
Also, scientist are starting to believe that there is no such thing as triceratops either…that they are just young versions of the Torosaurus.
Obviously because Triceratops never existed.
Triceratops as we know it was the juvenile state of the dinosaur previously known as Torosaurus, *however* Triceratops was named two years prior, so that name now covers the adult version of the dinosaur as well.
Maybe the fact that 65 million years ago there was no FB is a small hint to the fact that It’s a fake………
Ever heard of Photoshop?
well DUHH! its real. because earth has a facebook, and so does all of the dinosoars, AND the astroid?! come onnnnn use your noodle!
*Eyeroll* tl;dr
Well the thread was funny. God, some people.
Grammar/Spelling/General Intelligence Ninja approves
You should use a full stop at the end of your sentence.
You are the Master of all Grammar/Spelling/General Intelligence Ninjas’.
I bow to you, oh great one.
wtf? Really? I mean, REALLY???
“Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” – Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt is a Kunt; I use semicolons all the time.
i now feel sorry for java.
No. Shut up.
Where’s the kool-aid man when you need him to break through a wall (of text)?
OH YEAHHHHH!
I could had said it better.
You could had eh?
No one of you grammar nazis noticed that tyrannosaurus rex is spelled wrong?? Come on.
Bla Bla Bla fool.
It’s ‘exactly’, not exaclty. Oh, and you put the ‘not’ in quotation marks here, (“not use your noodle”… a colon might have worked there in place of and.). I guess that goes to show you that even God makes mistakes.
exactly, not exaclty
why did u have to do that? Why correct other people’s spelling/grammar when they are using slang, and in the process use slang “(not ‘?!’ … you’re making a statement here… stick to your guns or stfu)” –
It is you, i think, that should stfu.
There’s a difference between slang and bad spelling/grammar.
What they were correcting was bad spelling/grammar/English language in general.
Not slang.
*Gives God a standing ovation.*
just annoying to read
You just made my day!!
BLASPHEMY.
I lol’d so f*cking hard.
“facebook” not Facebook.
You forgot to capitalize the B in “because” when you were critiquing/correcting that statement.
Dear God/Man in the Sky,
Please take a knife, jam it up your cornhole, and rotate aggressively. Thank you.
- Everyone who thinks you should, in fact, stfu
Ouch
What? Is it fake? No way!
I guess I don’t need to finish writing my paper for Nature on the latest proof that it was an Asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. This is going to be an embarrassing phone call….
Nooooo, really? And here I thought Facebook was a dinosaur hotspot.
HUH?!?!?! THATS OBVIOUSLY A LEGITIMATE POST BY A REAL ASTEROID
I’m not dead NINJAH_KITTEH.
It’s true – you can tell by the pixels.
What? The pixels gave it away? Seriously?
No s**t, Sherlock.
you think it’s fake? how can you tell?
That’s whole point. It’s a joke ya retard.
Fake? Good job figuring that one out.
This is awesome
Agreed
fail, there were no dinosaurs 35min ago.
wait…. then what did shoot?…..
polar bears. dharma initiative can’t do s**t gainst my handgun.
This is obviously a screen shot the asteroid took. He saved it to a flash drive and it was dug up recently and is now on display at the Smithsonian.
hahah I like your way of thinking.
haha exactlyyy
Tyrannosaurus rex…
grammar fail. nobody did notice it just you and me?
Tyrannosaurus Ex
That’s not that funny…
now… Tyrannosaurus Sex… that would be funny. To watch.
This is f**king fantasticly funny!!
You gotta enjoy the originality of it though.. makes you chuckle
Agreed. I loled.
wouldn’t that be a win? I lol’d.
so fake… so not funny….
Vegeta, what’s the scouter say about his sense of humor? It’s less than .009!
WIN
Win because I’ve been obsessing over Dragon Ball these last coouple of weeks.
You sir are full of win. +1 internets for you!
lol such a win
Not our fault you aren’t intelligent enough to get the joke.
Your mum is so fake she makes barbie dolls look real. Geez man, you’re almost as lame as that lame joke I just made. Admit it: it’s funny and you loved it.
really who would have guessed
not you
Holy crap this is the funniest s**t!!!
I really don’t get it ..please explain it to me
ok sorry I didn’t read the names …
fail
I like how it says 65 million years ago :p
yes but the animals and earth somehow posted minutes ago haha Still very original
I was wondering if I was the only one to see that
@ Jen-I guess they survived the asteroid. They must be hiding in a cave somewhere with only a computer and a bag of Cheetos to sustain them.
+1 Internets for your clever comment
The dinosaurs had a really slow Internet connection. It just took it a really long time to post.
WIN
+10 Internets + 1 Free Pedobear Plusie
Plusie?
What the hell is a Plusie?
AND WHAT DOES PEDOBEAR HAVE TO DO WITH IT.
Heh, once I tried to make the Star Wars Gangsta Rap in comments, but facebook wouldn’t let me make profiles for SW characters.
No, I’m too lazy to learn it. Or find any to do something like this.
Nothing to learn realy, you just need the source of the page and typing from then…
I’m already confused… :S
I lol’d. And then was like what fail. And was like ohhhhhhhhh the times sent lol
and Tyrannosaurus Rex is spelled wrong
Be nice, he’s got such short arms and such a tiny brain. You’re doing super, Rex!
Nice to see someone shows a little understanding… but he would still eat you.
…”and I cant really reach the keyboard properly…..”
Sniff
“I’m not sure how well thought out this plan was!”
Not to mention he probably can’t see the computer unless it’s moving.
HA! HA HA!
I love this.
it’s part of this:
http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses/
Thanks for pointing that out. I would have never found that exact same link right underneath the post where it attributes this to the source.
@ un1k3n-Harsh!
google ‘if historical events had facebook statuses’
Older than the internet.
I C WUT U DID THAR!
It’s a fail because it was a meteor not an asteroid.
It’s a fail because youre thinking about it too hard
LMAOOO i love this
The only fail I see here is the need of people to point out that it’s fake. I think we all got that.
It’s fake? Oh. I’m glad someone pointed that out. Thanks.
You people with the ‘so fake’ comments are what make this so **ing great!
I miss these role-play failbooks. Remember the good old days with jedis, wizards, and sparkling vampires?
They obviously WEREN’T vampires if they sparkled
Ever heard of the Twilight Saga?
FAIL
YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE MISTER
FAIL! … ow crap, that was me.
hah…WIN
that’s why you should turn off you computer before doing drugs
I wouldn’t count this as a fail at all. In fact I’d call this an epic WIN (for the asteroid of course…and the cocroach too, I suppose)
I like how the brontosaurus has the land before time avatar..I like this post.
NERD FIGHT!
This is a win of epoch proportions.
Era-um, I wouldn’t put it on such a scale…
Fred Flintstone will not be pleased that he can’t have any more Brontosaurus Burgers
i don’t mind…. mcdo’s third pounder is aaaaaaawesome
i dont get it
Try googling “dinosaurs” –> wikipedia: Dinosaurs –> 6. Extinction –> read
whats dinosaurs have to do with anything?
I’m sorry, this is beyond my abilities. Anyone else wanna try?
hahaha I was going to attempt to help you out but…yeah, I got nothing.
You, Sir, are a fool and a common dandy.
T. Rex = Dinosaur
where does T Rex come into the picture?
He originally had a 10-minute monologue 45 minutes into the movie, but his role was cut to a brief appearance in the opening credits montage (I know, continuity director fail, since he’s absent for the rest of the film). If you weren’t paying attention, chris, I’m sorry. You missed it.
what the hell movie are you talkin about?
kungpow iv
They provided the musical score..Bang a gong, get it on!
gee thanks everyone, you are all a big help
I think you’re a little beyond that, my friend.
Don’t worry about it. Let’s just gracefully acknowledge that straightforward, direct and glaringly obvious humour can sometimes be tricky to grasp, and move on.
not that obvious apparently
not obvious to an idiot like you
sorry to dissapoint you guy, but i’m not an idiot
Sorry to disappoint YOU, sir, but you are, in fact, a moron. How in the name of hell do you NOT get this? Did you manage not to learn ANYTHING in the first grade? My last attempt to help you see the glaringly obvious is this: Do you know what happened to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs? If not, use google. I give up, you’re a hopeless cause.
i know exactly what happened to cause the dinosaurs extinction, but i dont see who in that conversation said anything about dinosaurs
God, I hate when it doesn’t post at first and suddenly it posts both attempts…
When it says ‘waiting for moderation’, maybe you can be a little patient, no?
oh, dude, i totally didn’t look at the names, i just got into the habit of not caring to look, because on most of them they are usually blanked out
There is barely any text and you asked about the connexion with dinosaurs several times so I presume you looked at it more than once. Weird that you missed the names. Weird… It’s all I’m saying… weird…
yeah, well, you win some you lose some, but i appreciate the help
aw man chris i thought you were just a very talented troll who was trying to incite all of the people who posted replies to your comment. if you really didn’t get the fail, i’ll be very disappointed.
XD LOL
Nooo….Littlefoot!
haha I know, I thought that was awesome.
thank you. I was gonna say that, or something similar.
everybody here ruined this for me
I know, right? I went from lol reading the thread to truly worrying about the end of civilization from reading some of the comments.
Did anyone else notice the Brontosaurus’s profile picture was LittleFoot from The Land Before Time? XD
Yes, the guy/girl 2 posts above yours.
“Earth- FML” <- Greatest thing ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL DESTROY YOU METEOR!
How did they get it to say 65 billion years ago?
*million. There’s a slight difference of about 65 billions years.
Haha, all numbers above 100 are the same thing anyway
/sarcasm
How is this a fail!? This is a WIN!!!
This is a failbook fail because they said “A Very Historic Fail”. They should have said “A Very Epic Fail”
HERP DERP! I KNOE DIS IS A LIE BCOZ TEH FLOODZ KILLED THE DINOSAURS! DERPA HERPES!
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!
I can’t stop laughing…. XDDD
This fails because they didn’t HAVE FB back then… the asteroid would have been using Myspace…
I lol’d.
Nah they would be using Friendster.
Here I comes!!!
This would have been even better if a small rodent of some kind had liked the status.
WIN!
hahahaha this is great.
A THOUSAND POINTS TO EVERYONE.
Fake & Gay.
yes you are
sorry but 2 of those dinosaurs arent even real anymore
no, not at all
FAKE (nice change on the date though…LOL)!!!
Earth: FML <- WIN!
-bangs head on desk- for you guys who didn’t notice…everyone in the comments commented 12…13…14 whatever minutes ago when the status was posted 65 million years ago. So it was a comment fail.
But, amusing anyhow.
Bwahahahaha! Brilliant!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, this is all true and we are all about to perish as we speak. Tell your family you love them.
Deepak out
I saw it all coming from miles away.
See, now why can’t we go back to these? They’re so funny! And screw all of you who call it out as fake, you think everything else on here isn’t fake, too? At least these make me laugh, not disgust me.
That was funny. Though it’s a bit odd that the asteroid posted this 65 million years ago and all the responses have only been there for about a half hour.
@ somebodyman…your comment is an even bigger fail than the post itself. idiot.
Wow, it took 65million years for the Dinosaurs and the Earth to respond.
LITTLE FOOT <3 He just never gets old
Im so stupid.. i went to facebook to join the group.. then i saw the names of the comments were dinosaurs and cochroaches (that never died)
lol this iz faek. dinosars dnt got no computarz.
ill be fail if the names were censored
Nobody noticed that the time says 65 million years ago in the status and the comments are only 30ish minutes ago?
Obviously they got lost in the moderation queue.
I love this :]
Earth’s getting pounded like a whore on prom night.
How coul this be a fail, this is a Win
Anyone every asked how the dinosaurs replied 65 million years later?
I was a bit annoyed at the time stamps being relative to the current time then, instead of saying x years ago, or whatever. But, you’d lose a lot of the comedic timing. Like with the titanic. 2 hours ago it was boating, and it wasn’t for another 1.5 hours or so that she realized she was in trouble. Not that death and such is funny, but, it’s an interesting way to recap history.
No Triceratops? Cera, noooooooooooooo!
Oh great you guys are gonna tell me that I never existed, either -.- and who cares if it’s fake? It’s still funny :]
This is much more like the original Failbook (When it was actually funny…)
Wasn’t their a recent news story how the Triceratops may have never existed?
Lol…epic win!!
epic.
so many Cap’n Obvious here.
OVER 9000!!!!!!!! LIKES
wow. people actually had to comment on whether it was real or not? and come onnnnn does it matter whether the dinosaurs used were real or babies or renamed blah blah blah. it’s funny. just let it be funny.
you’re all winners in my book (sarcasm).
Wow, you jackoffs over analyze everything… That was so fake and so funny and it ends at that but every single one of you nerds totally deviated from that to make your own separate points about what’s correct, incorrect, gramatically correct, or just plain retarded. Way to go, fun suckers.
I’m absolutely amazed that we haven’t had the Fundamentalist Christians on here whining that the dinosaurs only died a few thousand years ago at some point after Noah’s Ark.
Actually dinosaurs are a lie made up by scientist people worshiping satan
you guys have absolutely no life if you are arguing over this post that is obviously fake and intended for just a joke..take the joke, laugh, and move on to something else…idiots
No! Don’t believe that lie.