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Your Attempts At Sympathy Do Not Amuse Me


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For once, the snooping power of Facebook does some good in the world.

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  1. boo says:

    she did her dad, actually.

  2. Dimon says:

    lolwut?

  3. Roy says:

    Oh awkward.

  4. oh baby says:

    I support seal clubbing, maybe then he will get some pitty.

  5. lallie says:

    I am yet to see a tattoo of someone’s face that looks REALLY good.

  6. Kay says:

    Why would anyone lie about something like that??!

    • Peterpan likes ferries says:

      attention? thats the only thing I could figure

    • Ravenix says:

      To be fair, I have known people who’ve claimed to have cancer or be pregnant just to get attention. Pathetic, I know.

      • lallie says:

        Do you work at a psychiatric hospital?

      • RainbowPoof says:

        I knew a girl who, in 8th grade, claimed to be pregnant. Multiple times. And then she would say she lost the baby- this would happen like once a month. It was absolutely ridiculous. Apparently it was because she had a bit of a belly (she was maybe ten or fifteen pounds overweight, if that), and when she told her mom she was concerned about what she looked like, her mother told her to “make up an excuse.” So, according to these people, it’s better for everyone to think you’re a pregnant fourteen year old then a little on the heavy side.

        • lallie says:

          LOL! Oh no she di-in’t!!!

        • Kaaay says:

          I went to school with a girl who had a different disease every single month for 3 years.
          She would call me and cry on the phone to me about her doctors appointments and various tests she had to go through.
          For a long while I believed her….. why would she lie to me? I just thought, wow, she’s so unlucky.
          One day she invited me over to her house (i was starting to catch wind of the fact that her illnesses were all very short lived) and i looked up her internet history and it was full of web-md and mayo clinic pages on all the diseases she supposedly had. Lists of treatments, lists of symptoms and google searches on “faking illness successfully”.
          ugh.
          I asked her about it. She got really offended and moved provinces a month later. (somehow she convinced her mom that she would get into a better school in a different environment.) She was an absolute master at manipulating people.
          Some people just need attention and control.

      • Carly says:

        My husband had a girl tell him once that she was dying of gastric reflux.. Weirdo.

  7. meh says:

    The Art of Attention Whoring?

  8. Dizzy says:

    I wonder what the dad would have to say about this? It would have been fun if he had a facebook and read this! ^_^

  9. melizza says:

    Could just be a pathological liar. Or, someone who likes to troll IRL (though it’s facebook so it’s not really r/l). My boyfriend always tells lies to his coworkers and friends to see their reaction.

  10. RainbowPoof says:

    I just hope they really were lying to make people feel awkward. Can you imagine how awful it would be if it turned out Rebecca had seen the step father of Seal and just thought that he was always his/her real father.

    • MaxwellV says:

      Or saw somebody else entirely. I once had a dude tell me that my mother was outside. This was not possible as she was in another city.

      He started yelling at me. “YOUR MOTHER IS OUT THERE!”

      Guess what? No.

  11. me says:

    What if Rebecca had just seen someone who happened to look like seal’s father?

  12. sumone scary says:

    Seal – “D–da–… Dad’s alive?!..”

  13. Hobson's Choice says:

    His dad is easy to recognise – he has a tattoo of Seal’s right knee on his face.

  14. Rok says:

    What about when he’s jerking?

  15. Eric says:

    haha i know them XD
    Seal- is a guy
    Rebecca – is his gf
    and this is normal for him to be like this
    he was just messing around haha

  16. Gabe says:

    m-m-m-m-mulTIFAIl…….


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