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i used to have ants in my house too…
same… then one morning i showed up and killed them all and now they’re gone
i used to have black aunts in my house too… then i bought a shotgun and killed them all!
I used chicken& watermelon to distract them, and killed them with my shotgun.
I used malt liqueur& kool aid to distract them, and killed them with my shotgun.
i never thought of malt liquor. i planted a row of cotton across my living room, and told them they were expected to pick it. since they’re all lazy, they chose to go somewhere else instead.
[WIN]
xD
I lol’ed
ohjeez. I lol’d at this for a good 5 minutes.
Win. Definitely a win.
well roger didn’t even spell difference right so he shouldn’t really be talking
Fscking racists on the internet bet you are all a bunch of 5 year olds who have never left your house in the suburbs. Go die.
Yes! You racists vill not post offensive humor or ve vill take our panties and twist them tighter!
Ve are varning yoooo!
TIGHTER!!!
racist
Bitu…..that is disturbing.
i just cant take jokes like that<
if this isnt racist i dont no wat is
I concur
This, is why other countries don’t like us.
Thank you Captain Obvious!
Only in America can the stupid accuse the smart of being stupid. That, or Kristina is racist as hell.
I promise you it can happen anywhere on earth. It’s just most likely to happen in America.
Americans are so stupid and dumb that they are not smart. Every other country in the world is the peak of intellect and culture, but America is like a retard falling down stairs. Am i rite ppl? Cheerio.
Yeah, and national health care and your stupid weapon laws have worked out so well for you. That’s why all me British friends are telling me how much it sucks that America is starting to take that route. At least I’m not a bigot, so there’s still that.
We gave not been the strongest country in the world for quite some time now. Get a grip, and deal with it. But then again, you would know it if you watched the news or read a newspaper once in a while.
http://top-10-list.org/2010/03/08/ten-most-powerful-countries/
http://www.lonympics.co.uk/worldsmostpowerfulcountries.htm
http://www.globalfirepower.com/
lol, according to whom?? Still, in 2010, the U.S. is the most powerful country in the world. And when you say strongest, powerful is what is implied.
So get a grip, and deal with the fact that you are blatantly wrong. But then again, you may have known this if you did some research, once in a while, instead of instantly believing everything the media tells you.
Damn, Dude. I thought most people with a small glimmer of intelligence had learned by now not to believe everything they read on the giant bulls**t-fest that is the internet. Did you happen to catch ANY references on ANY of those pages? Because I didn’t see ‘em. One of them looked like they were written by some old, racist, war vet turned “nationalist” sitting in a broke ass airstream in a national forest with an american flag painted in krylon on the outside, writing an article about “Tha GI-REATIST nation on tha GAWD DAMN PLANET!” But, hey, as long as he uses pretty words to draw in the suckers.
Mow thats a good ol’ fashioned rant if I’ve ever heard one yall!
Those are simply the first 3 sites after googleing the subject as I thought posting the hundred’s of other sites in agreement with them, would be a little overkill. Damn, Dude. I thought people with even a small glimmer of intelligence had learned by now, if all the resources/references have the same conclusion, it can usually be accepted as truth. The rest of your babble helps prove the above mentioned point….that is unless that was an attempt at humor?
“Americans are so stupid and dumb that they are not smart”
epitome of intelligence. NOT.
You aren’t setting a good example for the rest of the world my good sir. If you want to insult others for their stupidity, at least try and sound smart yourself.
“Americans are so stupid and dumb that they are not smart.”
Yeah, and you’re so bright that you sh!t light bulbs, amirite. Buh-bye~
America not the same as United states of America, America=continent, United States of america=Country, I’m sick of being mistaken for a US citizen when I’m from Canada. D:<
Then get the f**k of out America F**kturd.
North America is the continent. As a Canadian citizen myself, I don’t ever find myself being confused with/categorized with US citizens when others speak of “America”. There’s a patriotic song called “America the Beautiful” which isn’t referring to both the US and Canada, and when American’s say “God Bless America”, they’re not including Canada. You’re not being mistaken as an American, you’re just paranoid.
canada is America’s s**tty retarded stepsister,
Count your blessing you ‘ve been grouped with US
LOL….I dont think these idiots are aware that a) we are the only country in the world that has a missile defense system (comparable to a force field)
b) We can indeed blow up one any one country with a very small fraction of our artillery and c) if they really believe we are all “retards” that really speaks to their ignorance, considering the majority of European’s rate American culture specifically our cinema and music, as most influential and liked…..They just wish they could be us. Too bad they don’t have the balls.
Ummm… Americans (and I am one) behave in increasingly ignorant fashion. Americans are so accustomed to getting their own way about everything that it doesn’t occur to them that there might be ANOTHER way – to get where they want to go, to do what they want to do, to say what they want to say, and so on. Often, very often, I’m embarrassed to be an American, but I have to admit I don’t see any advantage to being anything OTHER than an American.
Uh, I’m guessing you haven’t noticed that skratte was being sarcastic. In which case, you’re kind of just enforcing the stereotype that Americans are dumb as nails. Way to be, man. Way to be.
Send me your address so I know where to mail the prize cookie.
I see, are you canadian? Canadians are so harsh towards those upper mexicans.
BTW, nice spelling and sentence structure, not. Do you consider yourself the peak of intellect and culture?
I’m sure there are some smart people in the US, don’t assume Bush is the perfect reflection of his nation.
Dear 95% of the responders to my “Americans are so stupid and dumb” remark,
Thank you for making this another successful trolling expedition. I couldn’t have done it without you.
Love always,
skratte
Cincinnati, OH, USA
LOL it’s funny how sheldon quickly changed the subject from about the stupidity of Americans to how many weapons they have and how strong they are. I admit, not all Americans are stupid but I’d say a good two thirds are.
I don’t think it’s more likely to happen in America, but we (europeans) don’t post stupid things on the Internet, or at least less then Americans do
Another European idiot! it’s “than” you freakin’ retard!!! Now GO AWAY!
I’m not saying I agree with my fellow countryman here (at least, the name makes me assume he’s Dutch as well), but I don’t want to hear anything remotely sounding like spelling lessons coming from someone who’s high on exclamation marks. And fyi, not all Europeans think that all Americans are retards. But you don’t exactly make the prejudice about Americans any better by using ‘another European idiot’ to address other people.
Don’t forget the issue with English not necessarily being their native language, Miss Fit (am agreeing with you). So many on the internet seem to forget that there is more than one language, and English happens to be the most difficult to learn (all our rules are exceptions pretty much).
Agreed. I would like to see how many other languages georgie speaks, and how well.
You assume so….
but doesnt know the difference between differance & difference.
Ugh… I was just gonna say that.
Those aunts are so big they look like people.
As bad as all those red headed step-children.
HEYYY!!!
*backhand* Go to your room! I’ll be there in a minute with my leather belt!
meefy queefy?
I wouldn’t want black aunts either.
Excuse me?
I hate people like this >:I
oh so it’s wrong to refer to someone who is black, as black? Yeah he was WAAAY out of line, but then again so is BET.
Have you seen the page for I love being Black on FB? I wonder what people would think if we had one for white people.
You idiot, the problem was saying he wouldn’t want them. Not that he called them black.
ditto
Are you sure? They make great firewood, not as good as Jews but you know. Or, if you’re in the spirit, they make great tree ornaments.
We also great at f**kin’ your ma.
Apparently she doesn’t know how to use apostrophes either… LOL!
she shouldn’t have used an apostrophe
u were born pure then….
corrupted by nazis
I think Lori is the real fail here… Facebook is not an forum. Colon’s are not needed to express emotions, we use asterisks.
*I hate you* is that right?
Umm..
You = The Fail
Just wow.
And some people need to learn Basic Grammar.
My mistake, dvorak is kind of hard to get used to, I must’ve slipped. You on the other hand, clearly didn’t slip and capitalized two words which clearly didn’t require capitalizing.
so what does the colon own?
wow, just wow
Have you ever seen a white aunt? It’s like holy hell wtf are you?
*Like*
What an idiot.
This is first grade stuff. Seriously. First grade spelling and grammar. I might have learned these words in kindergarten actually.
I doubt it’s bugs. I think she’s racist.
That’s what I was thinking.
I think it’s bugs… She’s waiting for fall. Black people don’t disappear in fall you dumbass.
Joke detector broken?
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/facepalm.jpg
Try lynching them.
Props for the name, my friend.
Relax lady, you just bought too much syrup. Have some pancakes and Aunt Jemima will be gone in no time.
There are stupid people everywhere. Intelligence is not based on what country you come from. I think we should stop insulting each other and laugh, because that’s what FailBook is for
put down the fork
Why does everything turn into a flame war? Let’s all agree everyone is stupid and be happy in our little stupid world.
win? or fail?
Speaking about America: Myself, as a Finn, don’t give a lot of respect to a country that claims polar bears roam around the streets in Finland.
Wow. Blinded by her own sheer stupidity and ALSO unbelievably disrespectful. This girl needs to be taken down with the noob sword of justification.
Reminds me of The Anteater By Roald Dahl.
Some of the comments left here are disturbing and frankly racist. Wow.
I’m going to pretend he didn’t spell “difference” incorrectly in the last comment.
This is what happens when you people pronounce two words exactly the same way.