Submitted by: Kate Lewis
Also, how many ex-friends are miserable (all of them) and how many kids you have that don’t know you exist (three).
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That sums it up.
Pretty much.
Unless youre 14.
Then it’s for spamming all your friends with Farmville gifts.
yeah. that’s right. even though i have 40 friends, all under 17 and NONE of them go on farmville.
If you’re a teenager, it’s to talk about how much your life sucks and to say fml all the time. That’s what all my teenage Facebook friends do.
true true…..
That’s Tumblr, isn’t it?
i never say fml i dont use farmville or pretty much any other app but im always on fb……i use it to talk to ppl that i moved fromor watch my fav bands same as myspace
You know you can just block the Farmville app, right?
It ends at 14 then resumes again at 40 or so (only if you’re female.)
not really im a 15 year old girl
lmao. i like this one.
Sounds about right.
…and who has finally climbed out the closet.
and terrible accedents…
and terrible spelling….
zing!
that is absolutely hysterical! you’ve just made my day!
Finally! A good one!
And to see how badly some people have completely ****ed up their lives with the rotten decisions they made…
…and to see how many people still can’t distinguish between ‘too’ and ‘to’ lol
your you’re, or, their there and they’re to!!! (LOL, too!)
They forgot to mention that Facebook is also for Farmville.
That’s why I use facebook.
I use it to see who got fat.
Why would you have EXs and people from high school you don’t like on your FB?
To see how miserable they are, of course!
But it works both ways.
To facebook stalk of course!
to see how unlucky they r, and then kinda comment on their unlucky post bey saying HAHA
DO you “have a facebook”??
I always thought you “had a facebook account”, or “were on Facebook”, or “were a member of Facebook”??
Perhaps I’m just old…
You’re just old.
Watchout Pedantbear attacks!!
Because it’s a digitization of a physical book, I think it’s fair to say “do you have a facebook”.
I hate so much when people say “have a facebook”. Grrr.
It’s also to see how many Al Gores are looking for you (one).
lmao that is so totally the reason I go on there!!! Funny as hell!
And for creeping the profiles of that slutty chubby neighbor-girl, who you secretly watch through your telescope….
why isn’t she home yet…
oh, maybe that’s just me.
I knew it you bastard. I’m getting a restraining order.
You’re sick.
Alright! Nothing like getting good news delivered to your door by a police officer!
I like to check out my hot coworker’s pics once in a while, because I know I can’t touch, but I can watch :X
Anyone who disagrees with Stephen’s accurate response (1) is lying or (2) falls into one of those categories.
This is why I got rid of my fb page … I dont care about any one I went to highschool with.
Yes, because being pregnant or having a kid is really pathetic.
Also, some people actually try to have kids. Isn’t it amazing? How pathetic is that!?
And they might even ENJOY FAMILY LIFE!
Oh my god, that is so funny. I really need to tell my cs-clan how pathetic my ex is who is married and has a kid lol.
I’m assuming the people in the screenshot are teenagers, and teenage pregnancy is GENERALLY more frowned upon. I know girls who graduated with me that have kids (one had a baby before senior year), and pretty much all of them are now single mothers not going to college and working to support themselves and their child. It’s not the best outlook.
Yeah, everyone must go to college!
Because…
Well…
Everyone must go to college!
hahaha, pent up aggression?? Stephen never said “to look up ex’s who are so pathetic they are having a baby “he just said “to look up ex’s that are preggers/dropped one”. So it’s pretty safe to assume that Stephen does not want a child, and is glad he does not have that responsibility at this time in his life, yet laughs at people his age who do. Which there is nothing wrong with, it’s just a choice in life he either doesn’t want, or doesn’t want right now. You do realize people are allowed to notice/observe things their peers or people who surround them make, and then make their own decision whether or not it was a good idea or not. Re-read the comment, grab a paper bag and maybe you won’t hyperventilate next time you fly off the handle.
or maybe he was referring to them being raped/promiscuous
^^This comment makes no sense and it is rude and obnoxious, however, I’m going to overlook it because it was obviously posted by a complete moron with a serious educational deficiency.
Not necessarily. I know many complete morons with serious educational deficiencies, and even they make fun of this guy.
I feel loved. Internet is srs bsns
eh dont sweat it the lefties always think they are smarter than everyone else because they have a degree in english lit or art history or communication (grammar nazis)… You can try to argue with them but 99% of the time they will ignore anything you say that proves them wrong in any way shape or form and pick on the lack of punctuation you use or your misspelling a word or something… failing that they will just call you names to make themselves feel better. Welcome to the internet keep your hand and arms inside the ride at all times and wear a helmet (might not hurt to bring a few weapons to the table for combat either).
I’m still wondering if “the advocate” and “Hobson’s Choice” were referring to my trolling comment or “theDarkSide”‘s comment since btoh were quite lulzy
wait people still play CS? holy crap!
If it’s so awesome to have a kid way too young then why are you so defensive about it?
Tbh, the poster seems like he’s done with school is in working life. So doesn’t seem young to me.
I personally don’t have kids and don’t want any for a while. But people who think that they’re better than other people just because they prefer drinking every weekend than kids are sad.
Not that there’s anything wrong with drinking every weekend either.
And Shin0bi272, I don’t know, it was the first sad game that came to my mind :<
What the F*CK kind of a name is “Chrish”???
Shpeech impediment?
^^this, WIN
I like a facebook so I can creep
Dinosaurs kick *ss!
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I like turtles
Shorn – why, thank you
Melizza – you are correct to like turtles. also a quality animal.
High School Never Ends
all about facebook yeah