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Erin Walks Shortly But Carries A Big Amount Of Whoop-Ass [WIN]

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  1. NathanEgg says:

    LAME

  2. LMAO says:

    WTF is that… PirateBook?

  3. Angelina says:

    Ah, dude…. Heavy chick

  4. sissy says:

    Lol my mom would say the same thing!!! Go mom!

  5. hugo729 says:

    i would like to know how did he made the language translation on fb… instead of “1 likes” its “1 pirate” xD seems nice :3

  6. Whiplash says:

    HOMO!

  7. Loki says:

    Funny to me.

    We don’t know the situation, she sounded like she was joking, and for all we know the court crap could have been about Mitch being a pedo that didn’t register and Geoff was only 12. (we don’t know that it’s NOT that way. :P )

  8. iWin says:

    It’s not funny, it’s not a win, nor is it a fail.
    The girl is just talking s**t on the internet, no big deal.
    Failbook fails

  9. dilli says:

    haha, it is funny. for the simple fact that a woman thinks she’s hot sh1t. that’s a good joke. hahahahahahahaha

  10. Andhow... says:

    Wait, wait, so Geoff wants to move in with Mitch; so where does Jacob fit into this?

  11. Dominic says:

    Utter Mom-win and funny as hell.

    Plus, why is Jacob wanting to move in as well? How awesome is this Mitch?

    • Uhm... About That says:

      A better question is, how awesome is his MOM?

      And I think this is hilarious, if only from her awesome use of expressions: “you might pull back with less than you started with.” I’m not sure which pieces this Erin-mom is going to take as souvenirs, but I’m hoping it goes Kill Bill Vol 1 style.

  12. Rebecca says:

    Hasn’t this been posted already??

  13. hts says:

    That’s basically what I told my kids and surprise, surprise, they came out far better examples of humanity than ‘meh’ and ‘it’s’ pitiful attempt at commentary.
    It was not an over reaction….just ‘reminder’ to watch yer mouth and your actions.
    Some on here give parents no reason at all to be proud….and visa versa, sadly.

  14. fraoch says:

    Moms rule :D

  15. darkknight says:

    So, the mom sent it in herself (“no longer agreein’”) AND uses pirate language?! FAIL(book) is right!

    • X says:

      You’re right.

      Wait, you meant the mom failed, not you? Oh… no, you’re not right then.

    • JK says:

      “no longer agreein” = the person who posted this “liked” Erin’s comment and now has the option to “unlike” it. Duh. If Erin has posted it she would have the option to delete.

  16. Hazzat says:

    Another user of English (Pirate)! :D
    More people need to join.

  17. Jibble says:

    WTF?!? These are GUYS? They sound like little 8 year old girls with the crying emoticon and the “I’m sad” comments. CREEPY! There’s no doubt mom can kick the crap out of them.

  18. totto says:

    That sounds like a mom I could get together with, I love the smacktalk!

  19. Bev says:

    Mom rocks!

  20. chickfromhell15 says:

    I completely agree. Not at all funny.

  21. Meredith says:

    I hate when people post things on this website that they’ve commented on. That’s obviously not the mother..unless the mom wrote it and then then thought it would be funny to put on here. I doubt that though. It’s so obvious when people do that! ugh! not funny AT ALL

  22. Ace says:

    why dose his time say “turn Yo hour glass ago”

  23. whatsherface says:

    guys i am geoffs sister, and i was the one that posted it, geoff is 17, and jacob mitch and geoff are best friends. it was just something i thought was funny so i uploaded, i didnt think anyone would really look at it.


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