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This is all I really know about Jersey Shore.
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We need to watch out for ourselfs.
Bah! OURSELVES! Do it right!
FALCOOOOOON
she got chris brown’d really hard
Hey!
bahaha! look @ his expression as he looks @ her b4 he hits her…its like hes sayin “oh f**k!” lol thought she was a giant bug naggin in his ear lmao
Glad I’m Russian!
glad i`m Russian too XD we don`t have Jersey shore on tv.
we never heard about it before this post XD
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.
Witty social commentary or forced meme? You be the judge!
Me? I’ll go with witty social commentary then. Cheers!
In soviet russia, woman deck you.
In Soviet Russia, facebook fails on YOU.
Glad I live in New Zealand and we don’t have to put up with these pathetic reality shows. If we do happen to get one in, it only lasts about 1 season. Thank god!
Sadly, this is on our TVs though. :O I never watch MTV though, but the ads for it on Comedy Central are the longest I’ve ever seen.
Unfortunately up in Canada, half our channels are American, and even the Canadian ones play some American shows (not everyone up here gets MTV, but Much Music, Canadian version, airs almost all of the MTV reality shows). I’m sick of hearing no-stop talk of Jersey Shores and the like. >.<
pixie, thanks for degrassi.
…and justin bieber.
thanks for taking my Canadian pride down a notch
Yeah, we are REALLY sorry about that creation… Please forgive us.
I’ll have to think about it…
Hey at least there’s a bright side to Jersey Shore………………………….. wait no sorry, my mistake there isn’t one
You’re right Trollcall, there’s no bright side to Jersey Shore. and I think Ow… since you created them, you should take care of them, I don’t know, kill them or lock them in a zoo… I don’t know…
Oh, wait, Ow… you were talking about Justin Bieber, right?
Well, she– no mistake here, I said SHE– should be locked in a zoo, too. And I don’t think somebody should kill Justin just because then you would have to face the thousands of girls that are stupidly in love with him….
Canada is just America’s freezer, it is where we store our whiny liberal hippies until some other idiot in America deems we have a shortage. If Canada is so damn great why does 90% of your population live on the border of America? And what has Canada ever produced on it’s own? A few Maple trees some snow and a few Hockey players?
Don’t forget maple syrup, canadian bacon and Don Cherry.
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Bahaha I sense an ignorant American!! Oh kid, you are DUMB.
Two words: Black Velvet.
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………
Maybe you should learn some history buddy, before you make an even bigger idiot out of yourself.
Wow never heard something that stupid!!
*read
Lucky… A lot of the TV here is an insult to human intelligence.
I wish I was russian now.
lol
No one is glad they’re Russian. That’s like being glad you were born with Autism.
LOL Ken that was legendary, though offensive. But there’s too much truth to it
Think Bill Gates would trad his autism for a life of chatting about the weather with the other “normal” people in an insurance office?
Well actualy I am happy with autism thank you.
Ken, get a life, some people say Autism made them who they are!
yeah! like me! i don’t understand why people have to be so mean…
Your sir, are and genius.
You might want to re-read that. Kinda doesn’t make any sense.
i think Alex was trying to make a point
So you’re glad you have autism?
You brave, brave soul.
*tear*
Looooool +1
Actually Russians are always proud to be Russian, Americans are envious, however, I presume) otherwise they wouldn’t flash their autism as a pocket ace
Envious? Of what? The biting arctic winds blowing in from Siberia, you’re wondrous dictator in chief, the utter lack of safety in most forms of transportation, the economic mix of socialism and capitalism that brings out the worst of both systems, Chechnya,…?
However, Jersey Shore is nothing for the U.S. to be proud of. That show needs to die in a fire.
Khm… Antarctice is situated in the south pole, so winds from there hardly reach Russia. To enlighten you, I will even say that, not only Russia has eight time differences because of it’s size, there is also a vas difference in weather, depending on where you are. So your comment is irrelevant.plus siberia is about 23 ‘C, I would expect, nothing drastic.
Furthermore, wake up and smell the new century, we have presidents now. But it is also very dull of you to assume that Stalin was all that bad, he brought a lot of advantages, at least back then Russia was considered a power, you certainly wouldn’t be making your smug remarks.
If I were you, Tim, I wouldn’t mention the economy… Wasn’t it America who’s dollar is dropping rapidly? And who started the resection? Because od the historically unstable political and economical systems.
And last, but not least, Chechnya is a rich in natural resources land, that has a lot of potential.
Brush up on you facts, yanki
The antarctic is located around the south pole. The arctic is located around the north pole. Wikipedia exists for a reason.
To make up for a poor education?
Sadly, yes.
i got yer pole right here baby!!!
Yes but I can’t find the entry for the “resection”
Correct!! I’d say both countries are pretty even if we went through debating every pro and con of each. So I would think that as many envious americans there are of russians, there are just as many russians envious of americans. Though I think you might have used the incorrect word with “envious”. But, it was only a presumption, so no harm done.
I bet the millions that died because of Stalin’s policies were quite glad to have helped Russia’s status. And gulags were just *full* of happy patriots.
And of course America has and has had big problems. Slavery, racism, abortion (depending on your beliefs), etc. But when we talk about things like slavery nowadays, we tend to focus on human rights and not on how slavery helped the economy (if it did at all).
So, as an American, or at least as me, I measure Stalin more by human rights than Russia’s power and advantages. And I’ve got a definite opinion on Stalin.
Lol…thats funny. Russia has its advantages. We can all agree on that. We can also agree that it has its disadvantages… Advantages…its climate differences, its great tourism(I hear) and there really are many things to see and do there. Dissadvantages include a female to male ratio much higher, so we get a greatter flow of female migration to the U.S.(which can be good depending how you look at it. I’ve dated a russian, so i’m biased) also they are a nuclear supplier to an american threat: Iran. also the socialistic styled system there prevents its population with the ability to become as wealthy as one desires.
I don’t think it’s Tim who needs to “Brush up on his facts.” One, he said
Angelina, I am assuming that you are Russian, but forgive me if you’re not. Your education about the land of which you speak is poorly substantiated. First of all, “the biting arctic winds” would, in fact, reach siberia. Thus rendering YOUR argument irrelevant, and maintaining the validity of Tim’s. Secondly, you may now have presidents in your country, but your boy Vlad, he is anything but a capable president, the way he runs your country. Thus providing backing for the statement “dictator in chief”. Thirdly, it is finally time for you to be educated, because I don’t know what they’re teaching over there in Mother Russia, but it most certainly can’t be good. “It is also very dull of you to assume that Stalin was all that bad.” Not only are you wrong, Angelina, but it is very dull of YOU to believe that Joseph Stalin was anything better than a monster. The only reason he brought the so called advantages was because he militarized the whole country and he and his communist regime ruled with their iron fist through fear and murder. Now that I have covered your national history, let’s move on to a global history. The Russian education system must be like that of the German system, they leave out the facts about World War II. You may be shocked that your beloved Joseph Stalin was no better than the most hated man in the world – Adolf Hitler. You may be shocked but it’s true. Stalin and Hitler were actually quite similar. They both ruled their countries oppressively, they both ruled over militarized states, they both employed secret police to collect private information, and they both committed a genocide. Surprisingly, the genocide Stalin commissioned was much WORSE than the holocaust because the number of victims in Stalin’s genocide was significantly greater. In fact, the only reason why Stalin and Hitler were fighting was because the two systyems of the leaders, communism and fascism, can not exist in the same world. The only reason why this genocide is not a well known fact is because the Americans and English leaders agreed to keep it quiet to avoid further conflict. Thus, Joseph Stalin was not tried for war crimes. Stalin was, in fact, “all that bad.” Now for an economics lesson. I can’t tell which “resection” you’re speaking of, but the depression of the 1930s was actually caused by the French. They punished the Germans for starting World War I, which eventually triggered the global depression of that time. However America’s depression was much worse because of the crash of their own stock market. This recent recession was indeed caused by the American Banking System, and the dollar has indeed dropped in value. However, this recession is one on a global scale and the value of the European Euro, the British Pound and the Canadian Dollar have also dropped. So there is obviously something wrong with the entire world if the global economy is failing. And for your information, the value of the dollar did not fall rapidly and as of some time close to last year, the dollar has stopped falling in value. An now for a second geography lesson. Is the size of the country supposed to be an argument for superiority? I’ll give you a little insight. Not only is half of Russia an uninhabitable frozen wasteland (Siberia), but there’s also some radiation up there too that makes it uninhabitable. What I’m trying to say is the size of the country makes no difference. The population density (the concentration of people in the country) is the greatest in the cities located in the European portion of Russia, which is only a fraction of the total nation, and once you leave that area the population significantly decreases. So your argument that we should be scared of the size of your country is also invalid. However you are right to say that Chechnya does have a great deal of potential. However, it would have even more potential if the Russian government would let them seccede and become their own nation. If that happened, the Russian army wouldn’t have to keep their troops there to ensure that there aren’t any rebellions.
This concludes your schooling you now have the equvalent of a high school education from anywhere other than Mother Russia. I don’t have a derrogatory term for Russians though, so I’m just going to call you a Stupid Russian.
Brush up on YOUR facts Angelina, you stupid Russian.
Owned.
WIN.
Wow…..seriously owned, you may need a colar and leash from now on Angelina
Bravo. Angelina, bow down.
Angelina… I fear you have angered the internet.
Owned. Its cool to see what kind of conversations that spawn from “Jersey Shore”
I’m pretty sure that if it takes you this many words to berate an easy target like Angelina in a post this awkwardly worded, you’re at least somewhat stupid
You hardly have the right to call other countries stupid when you see how daft American kids are growing up nowadays.
I love you! Will you marry me? I love it when you talk nerdy! *grins*
That was almost as brutal as that punch Snookie took!
Please, stfu
I don’t think it’s Tim who needs to “Brush up on his facts.” One, he said SIBERIA, not Antarctica. Second, I couldn’t really understand what you mean, but if I did understand you correctly, Russia is only about 1.8 times the size of the US. Siberia’s average temperature is NEGATIVE 23°C to -50°C or so. The current Russian government is corrupt, at best (Vladimir Putin, anyone?) and Russia can’t boast a good history of presidents (Yeltsin?). While the American dollar is suffering, it’s still nowhere near the ruble, currency of Russia. One US dollar is worth approximately 30 Russian rubles. Finally, I’m quite sure that Tim was referring to the genocide in Chechnya, not the potential resources. Look it up online- statistics, photos, and stories are plastered all over the internet. Now, Tim was wrong in a few senses- their leader isn’t a dictator by in name, and Siberian winds probably wouldn’t reach the urbanized areas of Russia. But your facts are downright wrong, Angelina.
Hmmm, “presidents”… since when is Putin’s puppet a president?
“vas difference”
I see what you did there
C’mon. Don’t try to tell me that it was a typo…
LOL if you could get a ticket here you would shed Mother Russia like Snookie shed her teeth in that bar…….America is the best country in the World, and nobody can deny that…..everyone wants to pick some arbitrary defect We have and associate that with our entire country, but facts are facts how is the immigration problem in Mother Russia? Having to put border control up to keep people in or out? yeah that’s what I thought so SHADDDDDUUUP!
Best country in the world? Oh please, f**k off!
Good thing I know not all Americans are like you, but people like you are the reason most Europeans hate the US.
As an American, it makes me sad that I cannot refute your words, in good conscience. It also makes me sad that my American country mates are no different from yours, in most ways. The difference, however, is that many in other nations that have misconceived notions of the US are based on the fact that they don’t have access to valid information. The inhabitants of the US cannot make that justification. Misconceptions that Americans have are most often the result of being to lazy to cure their ignorance (yes, ignorance is a disease).
I look around my country, and I know why the Japanese call us lazy. I look at our television programming and understand why Europe considers us ignorant. I read the posts of American people that wave “the big foam finger” of #1, and understand why we are hated, as a nation.
On the other hand, I also read many posts directed at the nation in which I live, based on assumptions that are incorrect, and I feel less embarrassed. I also see those very same people regurgitating ill-informed insults and slurs in the exact same manner as that for which the US is criticized. All in all, people on the internet are being PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET!!! All humans have displayed the desire to denigrate others, when screaming across borders, electronically. The tendency is fully human, and not indigenous to any one nation.
If, by some cosmic spasm of reality, we all woke up tomorrow with the same skin color, and size/shape body, humans would find some reason to create separations and distinctions. People with blue eyes would look down their noses at people with brown eyes… People with blonde hair would denigrate people with brown hair… The list goes on. All of this is not because someone lives in a specific country. It is the result of the tribal mentality produced by man’s inability to accept differences without fear.
I fully understand why we are hated, overseas (in both directions). Many are the times that I wonder about legislation preventing some people from reproducing. Those people exist in other countries, as well. The nation in which one lives originates as a fact of genetic chance. Continuing to live in the nation of one’s origin might be financial, political, familial, etc. This does not make an individual “bad.” I live in a nation that has become a society of laziness and pursuit of convenience. I get that. However, I also get the fact that we enjoy freedoms here that are not available everywhere. I see people sneaking IN to our country. People don’t FLEE the US, as they do other nations.
I am not proud of being American. I did not receive American citizenship as a reward for hard work. I was born to parents that already lived here.
I am not ashamed of being an American. I was not punished for any wrongdoing by having American citizenship thrust upon me. I was born to parents that already lived here.
I am proud of being intelligent enough to realize that the vast majority of other people on this planet fit the same rules as above. I am proud of the fact that I have chosen to relieve myself of my ignorance. I am proud of the things that I have earned. I am proud of my accomplishments. I am proud of the talents that I have developed. I will neither brag about nor apologize for being an American. If you choose to denigrate me because of the fact that I live in the United States, I will take solace in the fact that I will not need to respond. I will not need to point out your ignorance, for you will already have shouted it to the world by criticizing someone for something that is neither accomplishment nor wrongdoing. I will not belittle you because you live in a specific country. If you choose to brag about your country, I will take solace in the fact that I will not need to point out your ignorance, for you will already have shouted it to the world by attributing to yourself something for which you are not responsible.
I am human. You are human. I will treat you with respect, until such time as you prove to me that you do not deserve it. I will respect your right to espouse any belief at which you have rationally arrived. I will respect your right to live, laugh, love, celebrate, and enjoy your life. Completely irrespective of your race, skin color, nation of origin, family lineage, hair color, eye color, size, shape, cosmetic appearances, or voice, I will judge you by two criteria and two criteria ONLY:
1) The quality of your mind
2) The quality of your heart
Everything about you that is worth judging will be determined by those two factors, alone. Getting into a pissing contest over what nation is better/worse is a time-wasting study in futility. If you choose to engage in this worthless activity, you are perfectly at liberty. I will not apologize to you for the ignorance of my fellow countrymen (and women) any more than I will fault you for the ignorance of your fellow countrymen(and women). I hold each individual accountable for only that which they say and do. For me to do otherwise would be as ignorant as the claims that people in other nations have made against me for that which I have not done or said. People will continue to be people, and stupidity will exceed intellect. Until this is no longer the case, man will continue to exist on the edge of oblivion. Eventually, human kind will do one of two things: Unite or self-destruct. The only question is whether you wish to contribute to the first or the second. The choice you make determines the respect you receive from rational humans.
Very nicely spoken, but I’m afraid the majority of people will take the easy way and contribute to the latter.
Or are they not the majority, but merely the loudest?
No, I believe your were correct in your initial statement. If the majority were not contributing to the latter, there would be no need for the debate, in the first place. I, for my part, will endeavor for the first. Futile, perhaps, but to do otherwise would make me a hypocrite.
@Angelina,
Are you retarded?
To enlighten YOU!
Your grammar is terrible in your entire spiel as is your spelling.
*Antarctica, *Vast, *Time zones, not time differences, *Recession
Tim said Arctic, meaning north, dumbass. Siberia does receive a lot of Arctic weather due to the geothermic and air currents (known as meteorology) there are vast differences in weather in every country; including America, Russia, China, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, hell, every fucking country on earth, so that point is moot, i believe they are called seasons (wet or dry, Summer, Winter, Autumn and Spring).
Every country, every government on earth goes through periods of instability and economies continually boom and fall into recession and sometimes depression.
You are one of the most poorly educated people I’ve ever some across and deserve to be Failbooked just for your comment.
Have you ever actually been to Russia? Maybe read up on it past your grade school stereotypes.
I was in Russia with Napoleon. We should have salted the ground before retreating.
*your
Just sayin’.
Winds from Siberia?!
Dictator?
SAFETY IN TRANSPORTATION?
Mix of socialism and capitalism?
Dude, your projection of stereotypes Westerners have concerning Russia makes me believe in stereotypes that every American (on teh internets, at least) is stupid and ill-informed about all of the world East of New York.
They seem to have stereotypical views about the UK too.
Or west of WA… Most likely he is a child and just enjoys calling people communist’s, and Russia is the only association to the word he knows. Stereotypes are like legends or tall tales, there is usually a glimmer or spec of truth behind a ton of the fiction and fantasy. The Soviet Union had a single-party political system dominated by the Communist Party between 1922 and 1991, so when anyone says communist or communism, Russia is usually the first association. Not because that is how Russia is today, but because that is how Soviet Russia was for a while. The stereotype of the dumb American is not too far off either. Since it seems the majority of us would rather be up to date with a show about mentally handicapped individuals getting drunk, than current affairs.
But truthfully, I just wanted to say thank you for not generalizing and saying most on the internet instead of all of us….especially when most on this thread aren’t helping the cause.
Not mentally handicapped people. Idiots. There’s a difference.
Soviet Russia was also the first country to use communism as it’s official form of government, followed by Mongolia.
Same with Canadians, eh?
no its not, you communist bastards
Says a little baby who can’t even use punctuation. No stay away from us or we will stuff a nuke up your butt, OK?
I agree with you, but to be fair, he did use some punctuation.
Please advise why we would nuke our allies? Especially when they have nukes too…
I’m pretty sure this is how World War 3 started… I mean will… or.. or might start.. um *looks around nervously* nevermind…
Americans aren’t envious of anything, I assure you. We live on a great land and have all we need. There’s nothing to be unhappy about, really.
Though it seems to me that a lot of other places are envious of America which is why they always insist on picking out any tiny and trivial flaw in our country they can think of and act like it’s the end of the world even though there are other countries with problems that are FAR worse. I can’t come up with any other reason why people would do that other than jealousy. It’s really annoying. If anyone else has another logical theroy (not an immature, mindless rant) about why people act that way, then explain.
People are not necessarily criticizing the US out of envy… Of course some parts of the world are in a way sh!tt!er situation than you are, yet I would not move to the US for the following reasons:
-You can only get sick if you can afford it
-You have to choose between a right wing party and a little less to the right party on election day
-Any wacko that is American and over 18 can go buy a gun and carry it around
-The Christian right has WAY too much power
-Over-consumption of everything is encouraged (food, energy, natural resources… but it doesn’t matter; God put these there for us to use)
-Some States think that intellignet design is just as valid as darwinism
-The rest of the world hates the US because they feel they have a right to meddle in every other country’s business and, if they choose, send their military to “correct” the situation
-People think the capital of Canada is Toronto and that the moment you cross the 45th parallel, snow starts falling and the trees becom tundra.
I’m not saying I hate the US, however. I visit them regularly and I love it. I’m just saying that maybe you should rethink your superiority complex.
intelligent*
sorry.
And that’s why I’d much rather live in Europe.
Don’t forget more people than there should be thinking Tim Horton was Canada’s president… =/
Guy makes a decent coffee…. he’s got my vote.
You’re trying to have an intellectual conversation on failbook.
Fail.
You do ? Like oil and soft wood lumber and water and grain and electricity beef and brains ? Think not you fool. If it were not for your Canadian overlords, you would wither, and fade. Typical punk yankie fool.
Dude, WTF is everyone talking about.
Did you not see that girl get PUNCHED in the face??
I’m half russian and I’m actually proud of it, belive it or not ;P
I’m glad I’m Russian. And Scottish. And Gypsy. … and…..
I’m glad I’m Russian. I can down vodka like a mother.
But what if they were born a Russian with Autism?
Um, yeah… Justin Bieber IS CANADIAN. So don’t blame us for THAT one.
Yeah, but we owed you after the Jonas brothers and Miley Cirus…
What about Nickelback, and Celine? You fired the first shot…
Justin Bieber BELIEVES he’s American though, by the sounds of it…
Canada also has Mike Meyers, Jim Carey, Leslie Neilson (Mr. Magoo), John Candy, Russel Peters, Dan Ackroyd, Michael J. Fox, Seth Rogan, Hayden Christensen, Rachel McAdams, Donald and Kiefer Sutherland, Ellen Page, Sandra Oh, Michael Cera, Elisha Cuthbert, Ryan Gosling, Matthew Perry, William Shatner, Colin Mochrie, Mary Pickford, Rick Mercer, Pamela Anderson, Brian Adams, and Eugene Levy (father from American Pie) to name a few.
Just saying, we’ve got a few big names out there.
Okay, how the f**k did I stay clueless to the fact that Seth Rogan is Canadian until today?! I consider myself a patriot too, what a personal fail…
I don’t think you can raise Nickelback and Celine to the level of horrendous as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. My bird killed himself after he heard the “Can’t be tamed” song on the radio.
RIP Ricky
lol your complaining about complaints?
Glad i’m from Texas.
I’m from Texas too. The Houston area to be exact.
I dont think meeting a new lover on failbook.com is a good idea…
i’m so jealous of you guys, i’m from california which is great but the gun laws suck balls
but california girls will melt your popsicle!
California Gurls we’re unforgettable, Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top”
Inbred?
Texas is in America dumbass
That’s the point dips**t.
I’m from England… sir
So you are glad you are gay?
touche sir, hahaha
So you are glad that you’re a sucker-punching wimp that plays Starcraft 2 in your mom’s basement in Michigan?
Is it a crime to be gay and proud of it in the first place, regardless of location? I’m sorry I’m just not seeing the joke here…I mean like, if you’re saying all Texans are gay, I guess that’s kind of an insult…maybe, if you’re twelve or something.
So in short, I’m glad I’m from Texas, and not whatever homophobic s**thole you’re from.
this is rich.
jersey shore all the way to gay marriage.
hey guys! lets stick to the east coast for this one!
Texas is in America…
Glad i’m from Texas.
Wow I started a chain.
God Bless Texas!
There is no god. Moreover, if there was, he would not bless Texas. At least not until the Bush family no longer resided here (I’m in TX, also).
Christianity is part of the bane of man’s existence: religious zealotry. Until religion has been eradicated, man will continue to decline.
Amen! (OK I admit, that one was too easy)
Ourselfs ?
Green is a dirty skank.
Blue is a hopeless romantic.
Looks like she was pointing out his penis size and he got mad because of her giving him too much credit
ahahahaaa, niice,
and she so got owned.
My sister in laws niece came over with a shirt that said I heart Jersey Shore. Then her and my sister in law started talking about how they love Snookie. I felt my brain melt out of my head.
lol
“Ourselfs?” Yeah, who is the moron now?
Also, in America we should be aware that the correct conjugation of the word ourself is ourselves…
Oh, but don’t you know that correct spelling and grammar is simply TOO MUCH to ask of people? *sigh*
Especially people who like Jersey Shore?
Really? He makes one spelling mistake and you all jump on it like it’s a lifeline. I’m sure you’ve all made at least one spelling mistake some time in your life. It’s like what Jenna was saying about the US- people who are envious choose one tiny flaw and blow it out of proportion.
For a second there I thought I read “and blow it out of ABORTION.” My baaad.
Anyone who watches the show for it’s intentions should shoot themselves, I don’t even have to watch it to know it’s fing retarded, so green – go find a gun and have someone load it for you since you’ll be too dumb to know how, put the gun to your temple, pull trigger
I hate it when people think Snooki and J Wow is hot, because they’re fake as hell.
Snookie is actually from Poughkeepsie, NY….not New Jersey.
Yeah, but it’s pretty close.
None of those jerks are from Jersey.
One of the cast members is from Alberta, Canada. HAHAHAHA!
Are you on crack? I personally like the show, is it my fave? No. But, I do like it, if you’ve never even seen it, maybe you shouldn’t talk like you know anything about it…
Angelina: Staten Island, New York
J-Woww: Franklin Square, New York
Snooki: Marlboro, New York
Sam: Hazlet, New Jersey
Situation: Staten Island, New York
Pauly D: Johnston, Rhode Island
Ronnie: The Bronx, New York
Vinny: Staten Island, New York
Unless they’re lying and you secretly know the truth…
damn, there is a chick in this named Angelina? crap…totally ruined my name for me….big thanks f*ckers
Yeah, furst Angelina Jolie and now this…
Your life is so, so very sad.
Go crack open a book & learn somthing that actually matters.
OMG you’re so right!!! Because commenting on how someone you don’t know should read a book, while on FAILBOOK, means you clearly have a much happier life than me. Good for you! GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO READ A BOOK, LEARN SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS!
PS- *something is spelled with an ‘E’, I learnded that in fancee book, no have pikshurs to.
Uh oh…We’ve got an angry troll among us.
*Commences rock throwing from behind a shrub*
PSS: If you enjoy Jersey Shore, you clearly wish your life was a little more interesting. Go beat yourself with your fancy little novel.
Who talks like that? Are you 12 or 14? Commenting on Failbook means you clearly wish you had real trolls in your life? Yeah, I’m a stay at home mom, who lives in the country, not a heck of a whole lot to do, so yes, after I’ve put my children to bed I watch Jersey Shore, and laugh my ass off at these orange idiots that seem like they’re from another planet! I find it interesting and I find it more entertaining than The Bachelor, please forgive me for not liking everything everybody else does!!! PLEASE!!!
hahaha! thats why I watch it too! (if it’s too cold for a bike ride or a walk to the gym or if nothing else is on and I don’t really feel like a book or video games) nuclear orange, yeah thats a good colour lol! I’m going to hide behind the shrub with Ryan now…
I’ve watched it once it’s as stupid as everyone said. That show makes me happy I’m canadian. what does snookie mean anyway?
Some of those aren’t even names…
Really? Does that make them nicknames then?
Wow, you’ve got WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands. Read a book.
I second starrlite’s great suggestion. I’d start with something like Green Eggs and Ham or Hop on Pop. Don’t hurt yourself.
yeah, do something intelligent and read a book, like all the people commenting here.
Wait… What?
Hahahahaha! That was funny!
Wtf kind of name is Situation? Seriously. That’s almost as dumb as someone naming their kid Nature. And if he gave the name to himself as a nick name then I feel bad for the woman who gave birth to that much stupid. And J-wow? I just… I can’t… I can’t even hope for any future for this world.
DO NOT EVER BREED!!
So only one person is actually from New Jersey. Are YOU on crack? What is your point here?
…and nobody from the actual Jersey, or even Guernsey for that matter.
Whether or not they’re *from* Guernsey has no effect on whether or not they *are* one.
That nobody’s from Canada.
Justin Bieber.
That is all.
By the way I think the person is confused by the fact that Michael Cera was hanging around the Jersey Shore cast for a while. He’s Canadian.
Well obviously, all Canadians are from Canada.
I meant that no one from the TV show “Jersey Shore” airing thursday nights on MTV, are from Canada.
Because Michael Cera did one interview with them, doesn’t make him a cast member. And not everyone in Canada is from Alberta, Michael is from Brampton, Ontario.
Fail Canadian citizen comment.
I’m from Canada. And if she’s from here, than I’m as embarrassed as hell, and would like to apologize to everyone on her behalf.
To add to the list of book suggestions for her I’d like to add the comment that Justin Bieber is coming out with a memoir shortly. If she can hold out long enough, that might be the one for her. (I hear it’s a pop-up book too)
Huh? How is that a fail? Yeah, um, okay.
As to “Wolfshades” below, since there’s no reply on your post, this one’s for you.
I’m an educated, stay at home mom, and yes, for a little entertaining, mindless dribble I watch Jersey Shore instead of the Bachelor or Justin Bieber videos. Why do I embarrass you? Because I have different taste than you? Oh, I’m SO sorry! Since you have all the underground info on this Justin Bieber kid, you let me know how that book is, maybe if you like it, EVERYBODY will! Yay!
PS – Your avatar embarrasses me. I apologize to everyone for that!
Sweetheart. Baby-doll. Honey-bunch. You’re swimming in shark-infested waters. The moment you become defensive by pointing out all of your good points (and then try a lame attempt at being offensive by pointing out the grammar and spelling mistakes of others) you’ve become chum for the hungry sharks. Best to shut up and say nothing and call it a day.
(I was going to have more fun at your expense but it’s just way too easy)
I’m from Canada…
*gives other Canadian a high-five*
“no one from the TV show “Jersey Shore” airing thursday nights on MTV, are from Canada.”
No ONE IS from Canada. IS! ONE is singular.
*shakes head sadly*
You know what, I originally put in “is” but it didn’t sound right, since the no one referred to several people. Since I wasn’t about to spend a lot of time over analyzing the grammar I used on Failbook, I left it.
Obviously this is something that bothered you immensely, for that I deeply apologize.
And they all should be tied up together, doused with kerosene and set ablaze to improve humanity.
That, Sir, would make for an fantastic finale for the show.
I have never seen anybody go to such great lengths to defend jersey shore with such passion… I’m a little scared for humanity right now… what does j-woww even mean? and why does that one call himself Situation? he might as well straight up call himself douche… I’m going to go watch Daily Planet and learn
Yes, my ability to use Google clearly demonstrates my passion for a show I said I like, not loved, but yes, I like it, get over it. Great lengths? You’re overestimating the power of Copy & Paste my friend, it’s not as much work as it sounds.
J-Woww? I assume because her name’s Jennifer and she thinks her body is equivalent to the term wow, say what you want, I have to agree, and she works hard to maintain it, I ain’t hatin’!
His story is: His boys gave him the name after seeing females flock to him in the club, they said “Oh SH!T we’ve got a situation here!” Apparently it stuck. Or he liked it a lot, I can’t defend that either way… Have fun with that old guy on Daily Planet though.
I agree with every statement you’ve made so far.
Anything that is labeled “Reality TV” can be safely ignored. It is anything BUT reality, gives America a bad name (justifiably so), and wastes communication airways. Do I believe you should *NOT* like it? Of course not! You have the right to determine your own entertainment tastes. It will not affect my life, in the least, whether anyone on this planet watches a program, or not. But people who do get wrapped up in this type of show generally share one thing in common: Low-class personality types associated with diminished intellect. It’s rather like watching Jerry Springer, and then believing that he actually means what he says at the end of his trailer-trash and ghetto-garbage parade of fools. Reality TV breeds ignorance, and that’s all there is to it.
hows that funny, exactly?
i mean, hows it funny that one of thems from alberta?
Actually, she is from Chile.
i dont care how fake she is, you know damn well you’d bang jwoww
…yeah if ya wanted herpies or somthin!
PSS- You tell me to open a book, yet you can’t spell “something” or “herpes”… one should follow one’s own advice perhaps?
GRAMMAR NAZI GRAMMAR NAZI WARNING WEEEWOOO
You scare me a little… I think you need to medicated for the good of the public :S
*PPS
Reality TV is fake as hell. It’s all staged…
“Ourselfs”???
Thank you!
Maybe he’s showing us his higher intelligence by showing us that we’ve been spelling “ourselves” wrong for years!
hmmm…. showing us something… by showing something to us! what a noble concept.
Pot, meet kettle
my mom says that! WHOA!
When I was riding your mom last night, she said “WHOA!” too.
i noticed that too.
I watched it once, and I think I looked at a bunch of pre-teens gaining popularity on tv.
“ourselfs”
Glad I’m Colombian….
no, wait
f**k D:
I’m Colombian.
and I’m proud~
OK, Jersey Shore is full of idiots from the shallow end of the gene pool, I get that. But why does this site glorify violence against women by allowing that loop to play?
Completely agreed. She’s annoying as hell, but I don’t think it’s funny to watch a musclebound adult man punch a woman in the face repeatedly, no matter her personality.
Shut up and get back in the kitchen.
Roger that. I’ll get you a nice slice of pie while I’m at it. Just ignore that rat poison-like smell. Just a little flavor enhancement.
I agree– watching a 5’0″ woman getting punched in the face by some huge muscle-bound dude over a drink dispute is not funny. This was a crime which resulted in an arrest, not some Will Ferrell slapstick.
The worse thing is, he was hassling them all night, trying to start with the guys and stuff, then he tried to steal their drinks, Snooki wouldn’t let him and started mouthing off, so he knocked her out. She was hurt and the ***HIGHSCHOOL GYM TEACHER*** who threw the punch was arrested.
C’mon, she might be annoying, but no woman deserves that sh!t, he layed her out!
God forbid a woman get hit, while men are brawling over much less. Do you care about the two guys beating the crap out of each other outside, or is it just the woman who pissed off the wrong alcoholic?
Wow, I don’t even know what Jersey Shore is but I could watch that GIF forever. DAMN she’s orange.
WAIT! Is it a girl? The hair makes me say yes but the face not so much…
ME TOO !
Douchebags only watch this show.
Don’t you mean “ONLY douchebags watch this show” ? cuz Douchebags also watch TAPOUT or wtf ever
also Manswers
Amen to that. Douchebags and Bleeths. This show and those who watch it… well this should be some sort of test. If you are involved in this show and/or watch it you need to be rounded up and put in labor camps.
Do I even want to know what a ‘bleeth’ is?
It’s best to just smile and nod sometimes
Ahhh…much better!
It’s a hotchickswithdouchebags term. Been fighting the Grieco Virus for years now over there. They’ve made a few treatment breakthroughs but sadly, no cure yet.
One of these days, POW right in the kisser. Guess things happen sooner than ya think Ralph.
Straight to the moon, Snooki! (I think?)
I cant stop watching that chick get punched in the face
I’ve been sitting in front of that .gif for five minutes straight now, just soaking it in.
“a America” “ourselfs”
Yeah, the intelligence level is a problem, but blue needs to look inward as well as outward.
Did he mean to hit her or the fat guy?
Her. He was drunk, tried to take her drink, she objected, he punched her. And I ONLY know this because of your question, LOL. I got curious as to what happened.
Oddly, her ex follows me on twitter (I had to google him to see who the fvck he was). No idea why.
Did you also find out he WAS a highschool gym teacher… just saying…
Yep. However that was irrelevant to the question. Douchebags come in all occupations.
That’s very true. But, gym “teacher” is one occupation where ALL the employees are douchebags.
I meant it as more to the point of it being someone who shouldn’t be a douche bag and should probably show a little more maturity, especially when the cameras were clearly… RIGHT THERE!
Yeah, everybody knows it’s sensible to show maturity when there are cameras RIGHT THERE! What he should have done is waited till the cameras were pointed at some other tool from that show, and THEN punched her.
“as a stay at home mom………” you exemplify why the Internet isn’t for old people.
Someone should tell blue that “ourselfs” isn’t a word either. F**king retarded Americans!!!
Yeh you can climb off your high horse mr commented, it’s ourselves! (ps I’m not any better I know but at least I ain’t American
)
Ain’t ain’t a word and you ain’t supposed to use it.
*like*
I love all of the positive results we (America) achieved by preventing all of you from having to issue your slurs and insults in German… It’s good to know that our grandfathers did not die, in vain. It’s great to feel the appreciation for all of the young American men who sacrificed their lives to pull you out from under the hammering fist of tyranny. I can’t tell you how it warms my heart to know that all of you that aren’t decorated with swastikas remember that it is so because of American blood, American resources, American mobilization, and American ingenuity. It’s great to see that you all understand that you are hurling your insults at us via the Internet that was born here, in the US. Be sure and follow these up with text messages on one of your American-born cell phones. Remember to call all of your mums, tonight, on the American-born land lines, and tell them, “Goodnight, mum,” in your country’s native tongue. I can feel the peace, love and brotherhood all the way across both oceans. It lulls me to sleep like a vibrating velvet blanket, at night, knowing that everything we have offered this world has not been forgotten. But then again, what have we done for you LATELY, right?
Actually, my place of birth was liberated by the Canadians, but your rant did make me grin ear-to-ear ^^
I’m not sure if Fififi meant to insult Americans here though, perhaps (s)he meant to say his or her native language isn’t English?
“The only part of Jersey shore that I enjoyed”…. really failbook? Violence is never “enjoyable” especially this kind. I don’t care if she has the filthy, must disgusting shade of orange skin and says the nasty, most vile things a woman could think up- punching her in the face is not okay nor is it “enjoyable.” Failbook FAILS on this one.
shut up.
Well shiz, is yo’ upset baby?
she deserved what she got. she was running her mouth, so she got knocked the fonk out. it was glorious.
Call me old fashioned, but a real man doesn’t hit a girl. Ever.
None of these boys constitute as “Real Men”
I’d have to take your word for that, I’ve never seen this show (I don’t even think it’s aired in The Netherlands, I’d have to check to know, but can’t be arsed) and judging from this I don’t think I have to regret that…
No you dont have to regret that. The show is stupid and it makes my brain melt. I cant believe that Americans can even call this entertainment. If I wanted to see this type of thing all I have to do is go to my local night club and see it.
feminism killed that. nice try though
Actually, feminism made it easier to prosecute men who hit women. Nice try, though.
um, if a woman can have equal rights, then she doesn’t get special treatment for things like that. dumbass.
Treat ‘em as equals, beat ‘em as equals.
Actually, a real feminist would recognize that violence and harassment are never justified, regardless of the gender dynamics of the situation. In other words, yes, it’s wrong for a man to strike or harrass a woman, not because she’s a woman, but because those things are just wrong. And equally as wrong were the roles reversed. This is regrettably a lesson that our society, particularly a large female contingent, has yet to fully learn though.
That’s because feminism isn’t about EQUAL rights, it’s about women having more rights than men. True equality would mean no segregation of any form including looker rooms in schools and public toilettes.
But that’s not what ‘real’ femenists want.
ThatDarnCat: Whoa, way to take the prize of stupid comment of the day. Do you fantasize about sharing toilets with women, or what? Ever heard about a thing called “decency”? Without feminism (which – and this may come as a shock to you – did start out as a movement to liberate women from the second-hand citizen status that they had to live in for thousands of years and a big part of the world still has to) you wouldn’t be able to have posted this message. Ada Lovelace, daughter of the famous poet Lord Byron, is unanimously acknowledged as the first ever computer programmer. She was the first person to understand that computers could do more than crunch numbers, realizing Charles Babbage’s mechanical calculator and analytical engine” had the potential to do much more. She wrote notes on the engine that included a method for calculating Bernoulli numbers with the machine that is now recognized as the world’s first computer programme.
A person can still be for equality and be a feminist. If a man can’t research what feminism is because he’s afraid of the term then it further shows that he’s not grounded in reality and dare I say, perpetuating misogyny.
You can’t hit another man in the face like that either, moron. It’s called assault.
Actually, you can, it is called voluntary/mutual combat in most locations. It is also why you should never say “Go ahead, hit me!”
You don’t hit anyone. Ever.
she’s not a real girl
As a ‘girl’, I disagree.
Then have fun getting punched in the face by a guy with biceps that are 4x as big around as yours. As for me, I’ll pass.
shut up and get back in the kitchen before i call Chris Brown
^ This
Agreed, ReemZ! But then, again, look at the world around us. How many REAL men are left?
By those standards you shouldn’t complain if i punched you right now, since to me, you were “running your mouth”. People saying that victims of violence or rape “deserved it” because they did whatever make me sick. In my book, people should be able to enjoy freedom of speech without having to endure physical violence. If you disagree, I’m scared to even live on the same continent as you. Victim blaming, look it up.
actually he was taking her drinks that they were buying so she was justfully trying to get him to stop. she may have been rude in the process but when youre drunk and your s**t is getting taken of course youre gonna be rude
Did they pay for the drinks or did MTV? If you think about it MTV has been stealing from the world by putting shows like this on air, so this guy was just trying to tip the scales back in our favor.
Get over yourself. It’s not like she was seriously hurt, and people since the dawn of time have found violence entertaining (which makes Failbook no worse than the rest of the world).
Get over myself because I don’t think condoning violence is okay? This girl was talking shyt, yes, but seriously- punching someone over words is the act of a true coward. This girl is like five foot nothing and she said some things guido didn’t like so he punched her. It’s not funny, it’s violent. This is real life, just because it’s shown on television doesn’t make any less real. What he did was cowardly and wrong. Watching a woman getting punched in the face for saying some words and calling it enjoyable is just as pathetic and cowardly as the act itself.
In many third world countries she would be raped and beaten to death for doing absolutely nothing wrong.
*the more you know*
are u justifying the act by your comment??
there is never a valid reason to rape or beat a woman to death in any country. and rapists and women beaters are the same all over the world. they lack respect for women and most suffer from a huge sense of insecurity or inferiority complex. they envy women for the progress they have made in the world and try to ‘put them in their place’ by using their physical power over them.
Really jdoubleu? You really believe the show is real? You just prove how gullible our youth is now. I suppose you think The Real World is real too? Real life is not entertaining, it’s all staged! I don’t care if you like the show, we all have different ideas of what’s entertaining, but please stop being so naive.
I watch this show with a pinch of salt, the characters go around looking for trouble ALLLLL the time. But that guy was a douche the whole night, I challenge anyone not to give out to a guy who’s been blatantly taking your drinks all night.
Showing violence against women like this desensitises it, making it easier for men to justify it and harder for women to realise when they need help.
Shame on any man who thinks its okay to PUNCH A WOMEN IN THE FACE. And shame on Failbook for allowing this on their site.
I would enjoy watching someone punch you in the face.
Wow. I’ll bet you’re a real lady killer.
Not man enough to punch her yourself, huh? Just man enough to watch it happen, laugh and let her lay on the floor. I bet the ladies are chomping at the bit to be your special gal.
So you are saying that actually punching her is in fact manly? Count me in
So, do you sparkle?
Lmao, my thoughts exactly. I’m a female, and to me it doesn’t matter who you are; talk s**t, get ready to get dropped. If you can’t handle it, keep your mouth shut.
for real jdoubleyou, shut the F**K up
I hope to meet you some day…
You and me both, brother. Maybe we can teach him a little bit about being a snot-nosed little bully.
She shouldn’t have left the kitchen in the first place
I have to say that I don’t agree with hitting women, but SJane is right. Mankind loves violence and, well… I’ve heard this snooki person speak before, and I can’t say I feel bad for her. I don’t think it was right, but I’m not gonna cry over it. How exactly is enjoying violence cowardly? Seriously, get off your high horse. We’re not all Gandhi. Most of us like some rousing spirited conflict.
No, I think you need to look up the word “coward”. A coward is a woman who thinks she can talk crap and get away with it because she is a “girl” and “you aren’t supposed to hit girls”.
Don’t want to get punched in the face, then learn to shut up.
I don’t agree with your definition of a coward, but the rest…
Thank you.
As a woman, I wholeheartedly agree. Women want equality? Then let them be treated as a man would in ALL situations.
jdoubleu, it’s human nature. If you were 5 years old, and saw another kid get hit in the face with a dodgeball, you’d laugh. There’s no denying that. Look at the ratings things like “Funniest Home Videos” still get. You can try and train yourself to be a “higher being”, but ultimately, we still are what we are.
Sir, may I shake your hand?
I concur, jdoubleu. Violence against women is not funny, and when people at like this is a joke it just normalizes the deplorable behavior.
*”act like”, not “at like”
em…. no…. you still fail for being a fuddy- duddy. Failbook rocks, guy throwing a punch is a moron, but the orange chick had it comming. so yeah….. it is enjoyable.
“Fuddy-duddy”? No wonder you think it’s fun to hit woman you live in 1945. Maybe you and Zem could hook up and then he could laugh at you while Dilli and Jynxd punch you for saying words they don’t like. Boy, let the hilarity ensue!!!!! It’ll be like a sitcom laugh track.
I don’t think me and zem would do well, but thank though. I also don’t think it’s acceptable for a guy to show any kind of aggression towards a woman, however I do secretly enjoy seeing vulgar women get punished only because reason does not work with them. Myself i would not resort to punching, you may call me spineless- I prefer the word calm
You actually buy into that “she had it coming” crap? Turn in your woman card, right now.
When did people get so fragile that their only way of coping with a**holes talking smack is to deck them? Grow up, learn impulse control and walk the f*** away like a civilized human being.
I don’t like seeing men punch each other. Perhaps it’s old fashioned of me, but seeing a man punching a woman? That’s definitely not right.
Agreed.
Is your nom de grrr a reference to the video clip?
Equal right’s and all that Jazz … He should be able to hit a woman just as he would a man …
No one should be hitting anyone else!
Yup. It’s equally illegal to hit a man or a woman. And, as I understand it, this guy was arrested. Good. I hope he got the crap kicked out of him in jail.
they show guys punching guys on tv and commercials all the time. this is no different.
Except that it is different because one of them is fake and one of them is real. In REAL life if you punch someone you can be arrested. Dood, turn off the cable, go up the stairs from your parent’s basement and go outside.
your name is pretty accurate. your humor is pretty s#it. for what it’s worth, my parents don’t have a basement, to my knowledge.
but not everything on tv is scripted. there are shows that show footage of things. regardless of all of this, though, seeing that it(thing?) get punched in the face was fonking hilarious. don’t argue with me. i know i’m right.
“Don’t argue with me”?
Just who the f**k do you think you are?
I sincerely hope you run into some bird that kicks your bloody teeth in >.<
Knowing you’re right makes you wrong twice.
It’s still illegal. You can’t just punch somebody.
Wait, one of them is a fake person? Is it illegal to punch fake people? I think the guidelines should be established firmly before we go any further down this road…
I have suspicions that my boss is fake people – can I turn him in to the authorities? Can I punch him in the face? Clarification Plz!
Punch him and see. It’s the only way to REALLY know.
So one kind of violence is right while another is wrong. Interesting logic, or lack thereof. Don’t quit your day job just yet. An equal rights guru you are not.
equal rights? do you think that woman can hit him right back the way he hit her? did you see his arms, compared to hers? he might as well punch a child in the face, it would be equally defenseless. but I’m sure even that would make you morons go wee…
you’re right of course, if women demand their right to vote, work and be treated as if they were human, they damn well have to take punches in the face to go with it. that’s what emancipation means. I wish there was some way to force people to think every once in a while.
actually i’ve seen some women do some pretty wicked damage to some men, and guess what? they don’t go to jail. other times when the woman hits a man, they both go to jail. the guy gets screwed over no matter which way it goes.
Except for the way where he doesn’t punch someone.
<3
I love you.
Hi, let me explain the concept of equal to you. Equal means “the same”. If you want to be equal, you don’t get special protections. You get to have the same rights, responsibilities, and risks in life as those you are equal to.
If Snooki was a 4’9″ guy and had done the same, the result would have been Snooki getting punched in the face.
The only thing you take issue with is that Snooki is, arguably, a woman. Your complaint is that she was not treated special, i.e. not equal but better than.
This ^
Some people need to stop preaching about equal gender rights. Trust me, you don’t want it. If both genders had equal rights, a lot more girls would be getting a punch to the face.
I propose that in a situation involving violence, gender shouldn’t matter. The only thing that should matter is how fair the actual fight was. If Snooki happened to be a 6’10″ bodybuilder with the same attitude that she has now, I would have no issue with her getting told off with a fist. But being the sort of petite person that she is, I wouldn’t condone her being punched in the face by a guy with as big a bicep as those, regardless of the gender of either persons.
That being said, I thought that Snooki getting punched in the face was wrong. Not because she’s a girl, but because it’s obviously not a fair fight.
That still didn’t stop it from being funny to me, though.
We all know if it was a guy punching a guy nobody would find this as entertaining as they do now. It probably wouldn’t even be featured here.
Equality my ahss, you are all enjoying it because it’s a woman being assaulted.
I agree that violence wasn’t necessary, but was it is also the responsibility of the speaker to communicate in a civilized way and not provoke the opponent beyond their ability to think clearly. Ghandi’s teachings of satyagraha put responsibility on both parties to behave civilly.
Get over yourself.
I know you are but what am I?
You’re glue. I’m rubber. Something aboug bouncing and sticking. Whatever.
Well said, jdoubleu, very well said. Thank you.
WTF man violence is always enjoyable.
On other people, that is. Yei for other people getting hurt!
It isn’t Failbook that said it that was its favorite part. it was the submitter, who does not represent the opinions of Failbook as a whole.
Thank you. You win 5 internets.
I’m not saying that it’s not violent, and I’m not saying that I know all the specifics, because it is and I don’t. I’m just coming at it from another angle, is all. All we have to base our reactions on is that little animated gif. My personal, immediate response to her body language is that she is mouthing off for no reason. I don’t like her attitude, and I imagine that other people are having this reaction as well. The rest of my argument follows.
All I was really doing was analyzing based on what was given me. The characters on the show are just that, to most people—characters, an abstraction. I wasn’t saying that it was a good thing, just that it was a fairly natural reaction.
exactly lol
Ye, that video really shouldn’t be shown on repeat. Shame on Failbook for letting it through
Ha, MY COMMENT IS WAITING TO BE MODERATED – WHAT A F*****ING JOKE
Some Americans are just a different breed of people, it seems. They don’t live for a purpose (having kids, hoping you succeed in life), they live for television shows and eating things I wouldn’t feed my dog. And being orange, apparently.
Tell me more about what it’s like to live for the purpose of popping out a bunch of genetic replicas of yourself and thinking you’re something amazing.
Angry child is angry. Proliferation isn’t a purpose? Look up “antiprocreationism”. I would expect some terribly thought-out, existentially nihilistic argument as your rebuttal. Certainly, living for that purpose alone doesn’t fulfill really any of mankind’s potential, but betterment of mind–and hence success in life–necessarily implies love for your children, and thus working to help set them up for the betterment of their own minds.
betterment of mind–and hence success in life–necessarily implies love for your children, and thus working to help set them up for the betterment of their own minds.
No it doesn’t. You are basing that on nothing.
Unless you have kids, your opinion is completely void. Glad you have it though, and are so adamant about it.
Not saying you MUST have kids to better yourself, just saying if you do, loving them is essential to not only their well being and advancement and being able to fulfill their potential in life, it’s necessary for the parent’s as well.
You used the phrase “necessarily implies.” As in you cannot better yourself or be successful without loving your children. To love them you must have them. So yes, you were actually saying that you MUST have kids to better yourself.
Your updated comment I believe to be true.
Looks like my comment disappeared. Going to try again.
I believe that your clarified comment is true. But your original comment still reads to me as you saying that you MUST have kids to better yourself.
Can’t love your kids without having any. And bettering yourself “necessarily implies” loving your kids.
And no. Not having kids does not make my opinion on how to better oneself void. At all. This is also based on nothing and is extremely insulting. You saying something does not make it truth. We would all do well to remember that more often (myself included, no question.)
Unless you have kids, your opinion is completely void.
Once again, this is based on nothing. If you can say that one without children has a void opinion on how to better one’s mind, I can say that one with children has a void opinion on the movie Gone With the Wind, or chamomille tea, or anything at all. There is nothing to back it up at all except “cuz I sez.”
Your second paragraph, I believe to be true, though.
If you look at the very right of that picture there is a guy pointing out to one of the cast members that Snooki is about to get her s**t rocked!
Anybody else really looking forward to watching a bunch of uptight people come in here, freak out about the GIF, post a big melodramatic rant about how failbook supports this or that, and then threaten to leave the site? I know I am!
I just hope Failbook doesn’t cave in to them this time.
DOUBLE KILL!!!
cleave. the man took str mod damage
ourselves* …Americans should learn to use spell check too
It was spell checked, by Internet Exploder.
why is that an American thing?
cause all americans are stupid… didn’t you get the memo?
What’s this I hear about you having problems with your TPS reports?
Ah yes. It was riddled with typos so I corrected it and sent it back.
With no cover sheet at all is what I heard!
No cover sheet, grammatical and spelling errors. It was a travesty, really!
America IS getting so damn stupid. I realized today how the battery compartments on everything nowadays has a picture of which way the battery goes. This is for all the dumbasses who can’t comprehend where the spring coil is. Good job America.
Am I the only one who noticed that he hit the guy to the right of him too?
It’s not right to promote this kind of violence, it’s not funny.
I think it’s even more funny that the person who comments makes a HUGE grammatical mistake. lol
I don’t care if the show is stupid. I man should never hit a woman like that!
Blue needs to get the stick out of his a**. What does he care what other people watch? It’s not his problem and no one asked his opinion about it. F*** people that go around saying unfunny s**t like “ohh I weep for humanity” for such a petty thing as a TV show. Seriously, f*** them.
That woman was either drunk or has REALLY bad reflexes. She didn’t even flinch! Did she not even see it coming?
I’m from Texas and I didn’t even know what Jersey Shore was before a few weeks ago, but I sat and watched about 10min of one episode, worst s**t I ever seen…EVER!!!
How’d you get a gif of this, they blacked it out in the episode. Thank you to all who agreed that watching a girl get knocked out and end up with a swollen jaw is not funny.
Is it Ok to say, that she got snookied in the face?
All for equal rights, but even professional fighters fight with people in their own weight class. The damage could have been a lot worse to that tiny little orange mosquito. There’s no reason a man should hit a woman unless she’s trying to kill him and is succeeding. In that case, he should hit just like the punk he is for getting beat by such a little woman.
Wow. The people who said “she had it coming” or “she deserves it because of equal rights” are f*cking morons. Yeah. Because the ability to vote and and have equal pay is totally the same as having a grown ass man punch you in the face. I don’t care how annoying a woman is, that’s NEVER okay. The only thing that makes me happy about people like is the fact that no decent woman will ever have your insecure ass. Enjoy your life full of ignorance and mediocrity.
what a kick in her face… whoa!
the look on the guys face reminds me of george hitting Biff in back to the future
Did you know that almost fully HALF of Americans are below average intelligence?
Cite your source(s), please.
He’s got a point though, Your average American is pretty stupid but at least they have pride in their lack on intelligence.
I’m not surprised if this is what most of America does all day, sit on their asses and watch idiot people be idiots, or even worse, watch fake reality shows.
As I’m a frequent to the cheezburger network, I’ve started to become numb to all the “America ftl” and “AMERICANS ARE STUPID RADDARADDA” comments that often come up on threads like this, and I always picture the person who would make such a comment as an elitist European. So I must ask: are all those that make such comments European?
Haha, jk. I’m a stupid American. I meant to post that as a new comment, but it seems that I failed.
I’m american and statistically almost half IS below average…think about it for a while, It’ll come to you
I’ll give you a hint, almost fully HALF of Americans are ABOVE average intelligence
You obviously do not know the definition of the words “cite” and “sources”.
Your obviously an idiot. He’s saying pretty much half are above average and half are below… wow. You want him to cite sources when it’s so obvious what he did?
Even if he is wrong in a way, he should have said below average intelligence in america
No, moron, I want him to cite the sources that he received the information from. I want to see where it says this. I realize what he did, perfectly. I don’t want his hearsay. I want facts.
Now, go back to your coloring book.
And, it’s *you’re*.
Starrlite, I will cite Chester’s source for him: It was his fourth grade math book.
starrlite you need to stop. you did not see what he did there.
I think what he’s trying to say is that half of the people are below average and half of them are above average. Hence, the word ‘average’.
*SIGH*
I really hate people.
Why? Because they all get what he means and you don’t?
actually average has no meaning in this context because your assumption is that he is averaging the scores of Americans, while it could be possible that the intention is average worldwide. Without an actual source for the numbers the numbers themselves mean nothing which I believe is the point that starrlite is making.
It is also possible to have more than half to have a score below an average, e.g. you have 999 people score a 1 and 1 person score a 1000 thus you have an average score of 1.999 with 99.9% scoring below average(although this is an arithmetic mean).
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. That makes two people with a working brain.
You obviously don’t know how math works.
If I have five people with test scores of 100, 100, 100, 100, and 0, the average is 80. Four people are above the average, and one isn’t. Being the average does not mean the scores are split 50/50.
So, in conclusion, this joke is retarded.
THANK YOU!!!! We have found the 4th person with a brain. Seginus, these people are retarded. It makes me sad for humanity.
wait, I just explained that recently to my little brother and I think I can do it again:
@ starrlite:
average is something like the “medium value”.
for example, in peter’s kindergarten class, there’s seven children from the age of one to five. sue is one, mary is two, lisa, sam and peter are all three years old, jack is four, and melissa just turned five.
so the average age of peters class is
1+2+3+3+3+4+5=21, 21/7=3.
but that doesn’t mean all of the children are three years old, just that about half of them are older, half of them are younger, and some are exactly three years old.
so chester woof doesn’t need sources, because what he says is something along the line of, both halves of the apple are the same size. “tautology” is what you call that sort of thing.
was I able to help you?
oh, and my brother is six years old, in case you were wondering.
You are a f**king moron. Please stop breathing. And don’t breed.
something like the “medium” value is called the median. half the data is above and half the data is below. In general, that doesn’t apply to the average, but sometimes it’s true.
The question is, is the data skewed?
/win for that last sentence there
Just to be technically correct in terms of statistics, medium is the value that’s in the middle of all the value when sorted. It is NOT the same as mean (AKA average). However a property of a population (in this case IQ) often follows Normal distribution (AKA Gaussian distribution AKA bell curve), in which case medium is equal to mean and is at the centre point of the distribution. This also means that half of the population is above the mean and half is below. (The two halves are also symmetric.)
@starrlite, This is STAT101 material. If you MUST have references, well here you go. Also note that IQ tests are designed so that the mean is about 100.
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=IQ
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/289766/human-intelligence/13355/The-distribution-of-IQ-scores
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_distribution
Sorry, my wording was rather confusing. Anyways, from Wikipedia: The median of a finite list of numbers can be found by arranging all the observations from lowest value to highest value and picking the middle one.
eg.
1, 1, 1, 10, 11, 11, 11
Medium = 10
Mean = 6.57
Sorry about all the nerd talk Failbookers.
In the world of people who wish to be taken seriously, citing sources is an important skill to learn. Defining the word average is only an adequate source if someone believes that you are using the word incorrectly. starrlite isn’t questioning the definition of average, which would be obvious to anyone with a grade school level of reading comprehension. (S)he wants to know where chester woof got the information that half of Americans have below average intelligence; that is, WHO exactly calculated the intelligence of how many Americans and HOW they calculated it, among other things. In a formal research paper chester would have to use one of three different methods of citing that information. On the internet, all he really needed was a copy/pasted link from Google.
Did you get all that? Should I say it again with smaller words and shorter sentences?
And yes, chester woof was using tautology in his replies. It’s a logical fallacy.
FINALLY!!!! Someone with a working brain!!! Bless you, CurlyB! I was beginning to lose hope for all of humanity.
And miiii, you are beyond retarded.
starrlite, please look up “average” in a dictionary. You don’t need sources to now that half of population is below and the other half is above average.
THAT’S HOW AVERAGE WORKS
You’re thinking the median, not the average. You can have a majority be above or belove an average, but it will be equally above and below a median.
Idiot, I know how average works. I. WANT. TO. SEE. THE SOURCE. THAT. SAYS. THAT. HALF. OF. THE. POPULATION. IS. BELOW. AVERAGE.
That slow enough for you?
WOW. People are F**KING RETARDED!!!!!!!!
hey starrlite. its failbook, no one cares.
EXACTLY. Thank you.
It helps that I don’t wear my ass for a hat. It’s a fashion statement that I choose not to make.
Thanks to starrlite an CurlyB, you made my day…
Let me cite chester woof’s source:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=self-owned
oh dear. how can you not get that. i don’t know why i even bother.
anyway:
statistically, average is the value true for all of us. but in fact, there’s people below, and people above average. for the average to be a certain value, there must be the same amount of people above as below average, or at least, the collected IQ of those below must add up to the same value as the collected IQ of those above the average.
it’s just a statistical abstraction.
Is that seriously what you’re on about? Then you ought to know that average ≠ half.
You are right, which is why the poster stated “about half”. Please stop demonstrating that you are in the lower half.
A cite is any statistical book ever written. Is doesn’t matter how intelligence is defined or by who. It could be measured by number of pickles consumed in a month and half of Americans would be below average and half above.
Please link a statistics book that doesn’t show there are ~15 different ways of calculating an average. Besides average doesn’t mean what everyone thinks it means, averaging is a process and there are many ways of doing it depending on the sample set of data. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average
One does not need to cite a source for stating that for any particular measured, roughly half of the measured population will be below average and and roughly half of the measured population will be above average.
This is because of what “average”, regardless of whether it is mean or median, is. One definition of “average” is “around the middle of a scale of evaluation.” You do understand what “in the middle” means, right?
I repeat my earlier post:
It is also possible to have more than half to have a score below an average, e.g. you have 999 people score a 1 and 1 person score a 1000 thus you have an average score of 1.999 with 99.9% scoring below average(although this is an arithmetic mean).
How you calculate an average makes a very big difference, now granted if I saw this in a data set I would question its validity however it is completely possible.
He’s obviously never been to Lake Wobegon. Everybody there is above average.
starrlite: FTL.
@Twilight *you’re
Maybe he was just trying to wipe some of the orange off so he could hear her and got a little too enthusiastic.
I think we know in which 1/2 you belong.
BAHAHHAHA!! I love making people get their panties in a bunch over nothing. You all fell for it so easily. I got so many stinking replies. LMAO.
Obviously, you have no understanding of the word “average”.
I F**KING KNOW WHAT AVERAGE MEANS YOU F**KING WASTES OF BODILY TISSUES. PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES. All of you who are trying to explain “average” to me, and not knowing what it means to cite a source, are obviously in the “below average” category.
My work here is done…TROLL-OUT!
I love all the “I cant believe a guy would hit a girl” crap. Yes all the violence is wrong, but the amazon woman in that show (w/e her real name is) has a giant anger problem. she hit one of the guys and zero fuss was made. Ronny clocks a guy and everyone thinks its awesome. This show should be observed by psychologists. Seeing all 3 types of violence on one show and the cast/others reactions is interesting.
See, it’s funny because he hits her real hard. That’s always hilarious!
Starrlite, I will cite Chester’s source for him: It was his fourth grade math book.
Aww, I was trying to reply to Starrlite’s conversation. I fail. sorry for the inconvenience. Will reply again, in the proper thread.
hmm methinks someone that says “ourselfs” should probably shut the f**k up about the intelligence of America, haha
You know what failbook?
You edited the entry about the battery in the kid’s icecream to make it look like what the guy did was wrong.
You removed the statements that abusing drunk women is alright.
Both times I thought you just made a mistake and I forgave you for it.
But now you give us this. With the comment “The only part I enjoyed”.
What the hell is wrong with you? And don’t give me the “women are equal to men” crap because we all know this entry would not even be here if it involved two guys.
I don’t know what kind of issues you have with women but get help.
The cheezburger network is getting my complaint this time.
In a group, about 50% rate above the median and about 50% rate below the median. It’s not necessarily the same for means.
I’m not going to defend any male who punches a female not in self-defense. That is not justifiable at all, in my opinion. Although, the more I read about Snooki…
No, it’s still not right. A man has to have some principles.
D: I live on the Jersey Shore. That’s why the show upsets me. Good thing I’m also Russian and German XD!
BOOM! Headshot.
agreed
This whole thread of commands was funny. Thank you Dfrtbx for the “Chowder” reference. I truly enjoyed that. RADDA RA. I kinda like the show. Its funny to watch when there is nothing better to do. I read all the time so don’t bother telling me to go read a book. It’s also sad that men think they can hit women. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have a positive male role modal in your household.
Average intelligence is so low (is a 98 mean IQ that low? whatever) because of the demographics. We had a little situation where we used to bring over people from other countries. Had quite the effect!
Yes! Yes, it really is low! It’s disgustingly, disturbingly, humiliatingly LOW!
a 98 IQ isn’t low, given that the statistical average is 100 and falls into the average range of 91-110.
Moral of the story: don’t insult a drunk!
Am I missing the part where this has something to do with Failbook?
The post about a train making some moron miss Jersey Shore, and then their incredibly astute friend pointing out what a human catastrophe that show is.
I don’t care who either one of these people is: I don’t care if she came at him crazed on crack and waving a knife. Punching a woman in the face is a kind of low that should result in execution, or at the very least public beatings.
“I don’t care if she came at him crazed on crack and waving a knife.”
Believe me, if some woman came swinging a knife at me, a punch to the face would be the least of her problems. I’d probably shoot her.
If someone comes at me crazed on crack, waving a knife–man, woman, teenager, whatever, you bet you @ss I’m going to punch them in the face.
In THIS case, he was wrong, (he was drunk and tried taking her drink, and she objected, and got punched). But your absolute NEVER statement is pure BS.
No; it isn’t. I stand by it. I’ve got three bullet scars (I used to be a repo man). Two of them are from women. One is from a man. The man I beat on. The women I pinned.
Absolutely no reason for a two-hundred and sixty-five pound man to punch a hundred-and-ten pound woman. Just no defense for it.
Was one of those bullets in the head region? Your logic is ridiculous.
If not, he’s at serious risk of getting a bullet there. There’s no excuse for NOT taking EVERY opponent 100% seriously, especially if they’re armed. Chivalry is only an option for people who are already in control of a situation– prior to that, a female attacker should be punched just as hard as a male attacker.
You nailed it. Not hitting a woman is a generally accepted rule because most of the time it’s not necessary.
I’ve been involved in martial arts for many, many years, and I’ve never run into a woman that could take me one on one. Not saying she isn’t out there, just saying that it’s rare, and I’m not a big man.
For that reason, men are usually in control and don’t HAVE to hit a woman. They are easily overpowered in the vast majority of matchups, all things but gender being equal. Men are meaner, stronger, and have a denser bone structure pound for pound. Blind rage is a weakness, women can excel at that.
There’s a better reason for not punching a woman, as demonstrated by Duke’s statistics – two-thirds of the time, women will absolutely lose their minds and get uncontrollably violent on you. They have no restraint in a fight.
Still, if a woman attacks you, there’s nothing dishonorable about defending yourself. If you just sit there and take it, she may very well whup the daylights out of you (or shoot/knife you). So what if they’re weaker? What they lack in strength they make up for in agility, speed, cruelty, and all around battiness once they get pushed over the edge emotionally.
Cross-gender violence is best avoided.
Haha, “Avoid crazy b!tc*es.” “Don’t hit the non-crazy ones you ARE around.”
Okay, then I’m just going to declare that pinning a woman should result in execution. Doesn’t matter if you’re being attacked with a weapon. No defense for it.
And 265 lb vs. 110 lb? These are not normal weights. That is an unusually large man and an unusually small woman. Can a 120 pound man hit a 200 pound woman when she’s attacking him with a weapon?
Just to repeat, she is attacking him with a weapon!
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THIS POST is why I think some have said here “I’m glad this happened!” or “Yeah, hella funny!”. Not because it is inherently any funnier than if he’d decked a guy, but because people like this state categorically that this is a historic low.
Heck, there are plenty of blokes Snookie could beat up. Nowhere near 50% of the male population, but then again probably not 50% of the female population. So one posters comment about “being punched by a guy with biceps 4x the size of yours” is assinine: the size of your biceps can be 1/4 that guy’s if you’re male or female.
Linus Torvaldes is married to a woman (surprise!) who could beat the snot out of 90% of the male population, INCLUDING this bloke.
Most of the people posting “yeah, funny, goodonya!” I think are rubbing it in the faces of the holier-than-thous like this poster above and others who are saying that JUST BECAUSE IT’S A WOMAN his actions are heinous.
And deservedly so.
One bats**t numpty even proclaims death penalty for such assault!
JUST BECAUSE IT’S A WOMAN.
If such a numpty stated such for this assault even on a bloke, then it would be at least consistent. But, for some reason, such a statement would be seen by the majority as insane. Yet it is just as insane with the exclusion of men but somehow a large number do not think so.
You feel that way because you are an idiotic neanderthal who obviously doesn’t believe in feminism and equality for women.
Women gave up that protection the day they demanded to be treated exactly like men.
Feminists never wanted, and still do not want, to be treated “exactly like men.” They want to be treated like women who have equal rights with men. There is a BIG difference.
So, self-defense is wrong, too?
I’m a woman and I agree that men who are built and work out and are therefore much stronger than the average (note: average) woman should be careful NOT to hit one, simply because it wouldn’t be a fair fight. But I wouldn’t deny them self-defense if one of those “average” women came at one of them with a knife. Anyone has a right to protect themselves against a threat, regardless of gender.
Yep. A two-for-one punch!
does anybody have a link to this episode? I wanna see what happens after he punches her.
What a dufus. He looks like he has a half a brain cell that is gasping it’s last breath.
NY Post article – http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL
What a dufus. He looks like he has a half a brain cell that is gasping it’s last breath.
NY Post article –
nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL
*ourselves
fail…
WHO GIVES A FLIING F**KC, HONESTLY
Her mouth ended up on the other side of the room.
It’s true that punching a lady in the face, regardless of “feminism”, is in poor taste(even when funny, and probably called for). A quality person wouldn’t have done it. But as unscripted as it might seem, I’m fairly sure it’s scripted. Remember the hills? Yeah, so unscripted, fans were so sad when they realized it was scripted.
I would agree with you completely…IF you could actually consider any of the chicks on this show “ladies”. But everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you! I can’t believe that people still think “reality tv” is real.
I see many people claiming that men punching women should result in harsher punishment, yet why is this so? Because men are generally stronger than women, yet why is *this* so? Because society has sheltered girls into a position of subservience where them being stronger than guy’s is looked down upon. Society is responsible for this mindset that women are weak and guys are strong, so any violence between the two means the man must submit, run, or some other form of cop-out so as not to harm societies precious flower
The man was under the influence of alcohol, something well known for lowering inhibitions and causing bad decision making – so was the girl. I don’t care what he did, getting in the face of a man about three times your size is not a good decision if you are in the whole life-having business. I’m not saying he is justified, I’m saying the girl is an idiot and while the man deserves to be punished the girl deserves absolutely no restitution or defense of any kind.
as the adage goes,”You mess with the bull, you get the horns.”
Are you serious?!
Generally, women being weaker is a biological thing. They have less muscle mass per square inch, proportionately narrower shoulders, and less upper body strength. They also, on average, tend to be shorter and weigh less. It’s a biological thing. Any woman who thinks this is purely “what society has taught” is a moron.
I also don’t care what SHE did, or how drunk he might have been, punching anyone in the face is assault, is wrong, is a crime. Whatever happened to self control?
I don’t believe in guys hitting gals, but with that being said….if you’re a mouthy biatch and think you can get away with it, one of these days somebody is going to get really REALLY sick of hearing your mouth flapping. If you’re in someone’s face screaming all the time whether you’re a man or a woman, you are bound to find someone who won’t put up with it. I shamefully admit that this made me giggle…..LOL call me ignorant, just my perspective. (and I am a chick too)
Either she was below defense cap… Or he is way above hit cap… Either way… WIN! She had it comin…
this is incredible. where can i see the extended version of this wh*re bag gettin smacked out???
Did anyone notice the guy hit both that girl and the guy standing next to him..?
epic fail for posting this video, if you find it entertaining your a moron it’s a dude twice someones size punching them in the face man woman it makes no difference.
If you don’t know basic difference in biology of men and women, raise a hand…….hey…. You should raise a hand, it does make a difference, big one, in fact
I’m disgusted.
MEN.NO.HIT.WOMEN.EVER.
How hard is that to understand? And before some grammar nazi comments, yes that is the way it was intended.
Falcon……PAWNCHHHHHH!
Heh, I was wondering how long it would take for someone to say this.
This show makes me feel horrible about living in New Jersey D: Then I remember they’re not from Jersey and feel a little better. They’re a big fat disgrace to this state that’s for sure
I think the fat guy in the middle gets semi-pwned by that punch to… If you look closely
It’s funny that the people that say Americans are stupid are themselves way, way dumber than any American I know.
Yeah, people dissing Americans are basically just jealous. Look at a list of inventions during the past two centuries. Most of it sprang from the minds of US citizens.
This grammatically correct post was brought to you in part by the American school system.
You’d like to believe that is true but it’s not.
Tim…. You fail. What do you base this random fact on? Did you obtain a list of every single idea that has been patented in the past 20 years??
This is complete and utter rubbish. Look I can make a fact up too….
Fact… You fail
Please put your ignorance and your ego away. Many countries besides America have their share of inventions.
But American inventions kick ass!
I think Victorian England wants to have a word with you…
go canada?
Man, this show makes me ashamed to be from Jersey. Well, that and all the horrible drivers…..
Nice punch. He got both of them XD
Woman can do everything a man can… like taking punches . (even better )
i love the look on his face just b4 he punches her
“Oh, what a great boyfriend you must be!”
I already feel replies like that, but me and my fiancee are very happy together. She is a very respectable, classy person, loving and intelligent. I would never hit her and take great strides to never even upset her.
But like Failbook, I too enjoyed that .gif
That’s so fake!
Tried watching that show the other day, and I think anyone who calls themself Snooki needs some sort of intervention. That is all.
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
HAHAHAH GOLD.
Hyes!
why did he punch her
*Over internet high five*
Holy jesus did this make my night. But for a second let’s pretend I don’t watch Jersey shore, so I will ask, who is punching who?
its relaly a double kill. look at the fat one
In Soviet Russia Women Hit You.
Notice failbook changed the caption from liking the girl getting punched to “This is all I really know about Jersey Shore.”
Seriously guys, man up. If you like it, stick with it. Wimps.
i think they should take it down seriously it’s disgusting, I am quite happy to watch boxing and contact sports but i don’t think posting a video of someone being assaulted is very funny whether she is being a gobby cow or not.
i dont see why everyone is arguing over this clip. its Failbook. seriously guys? who gives a f***. its supposed to be a funny site and if you dont find that funny then why are you even on here? if you didn’t like it then just move on. God… people these days getting worked up over a stupid little clip from Jersey Shore.
I like watching the Jersey Shore, it’s pretty funny. Snookie seems like a nice person, didn’t deserve to get punched. Everyone needs to stop hating on this show, if you don’t like it, don’t watch it. Pretty simple.
snookied!!
Does anyone else think she has a mustache and beard?
If you ask me this is bang out of order. You should never ever, risk spilling your booze when punching a women in the face, always neck your drink first, like a real man!
If you ask me this is bang out of order. You should never ever, ever, ever risk spilling your booze when punching a women in the face, always, always neck your drink first, like a real man
wow…
almost 500 posts, and not a single comment (that i read, but truth be told I only made it ’til the section regarding gay’s in texas…) regarding the fact that a drunken ugly lady got beaten up by an equally drunken ugly heap of steriods, and its called entertainment.
is this really what we are reduced to? when i hear people talking outside, say in a café or on the streets, it’s usually about who did what on that tv show last night etc. etc.
“Panem et circenses” or “bread and circuses” is and old saying dating back to ancient rome, where the most effective way to gain the votes of the proletariet was making sure they had bread, and giving them circuses (colloseum, gladiators) and we haven’t apparently gotten any smarter since then. everywhere “entertainment” floods the public channels, making the voices that matter, that has something to say to drown in all the noise. we are lied to daily, and no one even cares.
thats the wrong way to throw a punch lol what a douche bag
ourselves*
steve austin is the guy who could really do the trick here, haha
If that was real That guy should have his balls painfully removed cause once you hit a woman you are no longer a man.You are a walking pile of wasted skin who should be burned at the stake.
I like how the comments went from Snookie getting punched to how America/Russia sucks. Interwebs are duh funny!!1one
I could watch that girl get clocked all night. Epic.
HAHAHAH. OWNED. She deserved it.
hahah that gif is the most jersey shore i’ve ever watched too. so uhhhmazingg.
Did that really happen? Woah. I suddenly wish I watched this show (not really that much, though).
Epic win!
haha.. notice how the person who replied said ” ourselfs”
meanwhile its spelt OURSELVES.
God bless stupid america.
I love it in canada
Ur all just, like, mad cause they are cooler than you. You all wish you could be a shore girl! haha
on a serious note. Where can I find this full video of him punching her.. ??????
you f**king idiots.
I’m in America, and my train takes about 2 minutes to get here. I LOVE Mexico City’s Metro!
nah americans aren’t that dumb. there are many definitions of smart. while china may measure us on our booksmarts we will measure them on how well they do when faced with a difficult situation. other countries are very booksmart while america is street smart. thats the way we like it and it seems to work for us. sorry if you dont. i like russia+canada- you give us your hockey players. i also like how everyone is commenting on horrible grammar acting so offended when it is in fact the internet and should to some degree be expected+accepted. i hate the people however that try and defend their county by looking in dictionaries for the biggest words they can find. the word education doesn’t cover all the different forms it comes in. from correct grammar; to actually speaking to us so called dumb americans. you might learn something. on another note i dont think that the majority that claim to enjoy snooki getting hit are actually “enjoying” it. its probably a kind of morbid curiosity kicking in. thats what drew me into watching the .gif. i say we stop taking eachother so seriously.
na na na na na na, what’s new scooooooby doooo.
This almost gives me a reason to watch the show
Fat guy in between gets owned too.
two reasons i likie being irish
1 we have no jersey shore
2 our long and ledgendary list of native curses
are you f**king kidding me? I came here to see if anyone had a link to the full video of that Jersey Shore moment, and you’re debating f**king racial stereotypes? On f**king failblog!
to Blue,
it’s ourselves*
and it will always be 10 fish, 10 sheep and 10 chicken to me…..never chickens, never sheeps and never ever EVER fishes! those were the few weird unpredictables of english grammar >:|
Dude that jawed Snooki is my personal hero!