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I think if you have a name like Kleonikki you have no choice but to be a stripper.
Oh, like a name really indicates something like that.
Thus sayeth Cherry… I rest my case.
it’s greek
atleast i think
We could probably establish that by her absurd choice of using “there”. “They’re”s probably a first price for that mistake.
I confirm that it’s greek. I would provide you with a full etymology but I’m bored and you wouldn’t be interested anyway.
atleast i think
Yeah, unfortunately she’s Greek… >_>
They’re obviously not English teachers either….
I was thinking the same thing!!
THERE NOT STIPRS!!!!
strippers. they are strippers.
*they’re
Well the lap dance is so much beeeeetter when the stripper is cryin’…
Who wants to be a common pole princess?
Not I. I would rather be a damn good one!
Agree. If that’s what you’re going to do, be the best at it!
A pole dancing school that doesn’t have ex-strippers teaching is like an employment office that doesn’t have councilors who have actually been employed before.
Or ex call girls for high end hotels becoming realtors.
Now adays it’s likely as pole classes are being taught as excercise classes. We have a stripper-cise place called S-factor.
Hehe, the submitter should have blanked her first name. It’s such a unique name that she was stupidly easy to find on FB.
Go find her page. Her wall is wide open. Seriously, with a name like Kleonikki, how many can there be?! (4)
It’s funny, on her wall she tells people to stop dressing like whores, yet, in her profile picture she looks like Snooki from Jersey Shore.
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH… and she deleted the post in question, LMAO!! Way to stalk em down!! ^5
I just checked, and yeah found the Kleonikki you are talking about. But in her friends list, there’s nobody named Damien, so I don’t think that’s her.
Oh actually Damien is there, but you can’t search for him, you have to click on Next to find him on the second page of friends.
AND she’s making that stupid DUCKFACE in her profile picture.
Yeah, that’s about all I need to know about her.
This status doesn’t surprise me, this girl went to my high school. She was… lets say “popular with the boys” from a young age.!
Pole dancing kids is.. perverted.
agreed
seconded!!!! kids should NOT be taught how to pole dance!
and to be honest unless it’s a class for english may pole dancing… they’re ALL going to be stripping, some may choose to do it at home not professionally though
thirded
I just read an article on how this is actually becoming a trend. I didn’t know what to think at first.
There’s a guy named poledancefan on Youtube, too, who is learning to pole dance for fitness at age 47. Check him out.
im a 9 year old boy and i pole dance. its not perverted or yucky, thats just ur minds
THEY’RE*!!!
she was easy to find…and Damien as well…
even the censorship matches the profile picture and name length…
too bad for them
I wonder if she knows
Seems like, neither knows.
she does now!
kleonikki…….-really?!what kinda name is that
Greek?
A stripper one, apparently.
Greek
its greek you f**ktwit YOU HAVE THE INTERNET IN FRONT OF YOU
A really contrived one for people trying to look different, but at best looking common, at worst dyslexic.
Judging by the names that came up in the FB search, as well as a post the girl made herself…the answer is “Greek.”
Just a Greek one.
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with ‘P’
…and ending in ‘edobear’
Prince Edo Bear? Of the Edo shogunate?
that made me laugh today. thanks.
Receptionists often have to compose letters and write notes to people. If her inability to tell the difference between there, their, and they’re was reflected in her resume or application, she will not be getting the job.
I was gonna say, she’s going to be turning that pole-dancing class into a full time stripper job, since she clearly won’t be a good receptionist! Let’s hope she’s a better stripper than speller for her sake.
I’d wager that a receptionist at a pole dancing school would rarely have to do any clerical work.
LOL
I hope they call it something other than pole dancing. I loved climbing on the support posts in our basement. Anyone in the midwest knows those black basement posts… you grab it and jump and see how far around you go. It’s probably a lot closer to acrobatics or gymnastics than dancing.
Haha! I know just what you are talking about. My aunt & uncle had a house in Michigan with those same support posts. I definitely tried to climb them once or twice…
Thats so true.
*That’s
It seems it’s all mixing together these days:
im from the midwest, and nobody does that here. whatever way you look at it, your a apole dancer, and soon to be stripper.
I detect the beginnings of a new Olympic event. Wow.
Interesting, huh??! I think it’s actually quite gorgeous what he did here, but it kinda leaves you not knowing what to think.
That’s a really good point.
You don’t need to be nude to be dancing like a whore, you know? (Not saying you are a whore, but the dancing is). The moves in pole-dancing are meant to be sexually suggestive. If you don’t know what ‘sexually suggestive’ then look it up because you have a lot to learn.
Why do you think strip clubs ask their performers to do pole-dancing? Why not ballet or salsa? It is not just the clothes (or lack thereof) that make it a sexual dance, it’s the moves!
Note that I do not mind adults taking such classes for their own entertainment in the bedroom, but I do expect them to understand the sexual nature of pole-dancing.
And those who teach it to kids are just sick pedos. And parents who sign up their kids for such classes are too stupid they shouldn’t even be allowed to own a pet rock.
im a 9 year old boy, and i am a self taught pole dancer. its not yucky or anything. its something to be proud of like swiming or gymnastics.
Pole dancing is an awesome workout. You don’t have to negatively associate it with being a dirty stripper.
THANK YOU!
Whore name and dumb as hell, perfect
I noticed on her profile, under ‘books’, she put ‘Who reads’… Can’t say that I’m surprised….
Her spelling and grammar dictate she’ll have soiled $1 bills being stuffed into her thong in the near future.
God, I hate when people use the wrong their/they’re/there. Please punish them.
I agree. The ones who cant distinguish between then/than is another pet hate of mine. It’s not that hard is it?
Nor is basic use of grammar, but you managed to fluff that one up. You mean “can’t” instead of “cant”, the use of “is” doesn’t make sense because you’ve gone from a plural to a singular (“are” would be a more fitting word), and you’re missing a comma between “hard” and “is”.
“I agree. One of my pet hates is the misuse of than or then. It’s not that hard, is it?” would be the more correct statement.
Funnily enough, I fluffed up too. I should have said “basic use of grammar and punctuation” instead. Whoops!
I hate when people leave the apostrophe out of “can’t”.
momiclause always strip dances for me
LOL look at her wall – she’s one of those LOSERS who likes her own status updates.
What’s weird about this one is that it’s from June 25 – one and a half months ago. I’ve seen other Failbook items that referenced events that were just a few days old. So I wonder why this one took one and a half months to be posted? Check her wall – it isn’t there. Possible fake?
*blink blink*
Wow.
Some posts take longer than others to appear in the front page, due to amount of votes in favor or against them. Actually some just never come out. Those posts that appear a few days after do because they are more popular. And about the post not bring in her profile, it’s obvious she would delete it after so many ppl started visiting her profile (according to previous comments, they have)
Eskimal internal rave dance noob party-_- more great can turn this on-_-
Clearly Kleonikki has just discovered that her long-lost father is the king of Poland, and is excited about it…
That would definitely be an explanation if the status stood alone.
… and now she’s going to live at the palace with her father, and study to become a dancing teacher there… Damien just can’t get this, mainly due to Kleonikki’s terrible English, and inability to distinguish between ‘Pole’ and ‘Polish’…
Ohhh.
So she’s getting a job as a pole polisher.
Thanks; I couldn’t read her compromised English.
In her interests under Books it says “Who reads”
Might explain her use of the English language. Or misuse.
People like that often think it’s cool to write that in the books section and then wonder why they end up being pole dancing receptionists before they hit on getting pregnant by someone instead, and before they know it there (sic) 30 with 3 kids and writing statii legible only to her little group of white trash friends, usually about how badly behaved their kids “r”, and they like to puts lots of E’s after words, like Styleeeeee. Seen it before many times.
>_<
I don't WANT Idiocracy to be an accurate prediction of my planet's future!
Then prepare to become a really awesome teacher that few students like because they have to spell ‘are’ right in a report under penalty of a failing grade.
The fact that it’s been seen “many times” before just kills me.
And when you said “pole dancing receptionist” I got an image of a woman twirling on a pole while answering the phone. I know what you meant, but sometimes my brain forms a different image… LOL.
OMG, i’m actually satlking her right now hahahahaahahhaa
Just because they’re not planning on stripping for money doesn’t mean they’re not planning on stripping… Like… seriously. Do you think anyone is working through 3 months of pole dancing class and not trying some of that at home? Because if you do, I have a slightly used bridge in NYC to sell you. It’s still in excellent condition! Barely used!
Who has a stripper pole at home?
They sell ones that you can ‘install’ in your home. Do a quick internet search.
There are all sorts of wonderful “strip” fails on Youtube, too, about those getting pulled down while in use in people’s homes.
I just saw a bunch of stuff on this topic last week when one of my friend’s posted something about a strip fail. All very above board, with morons installing poles in their houses and then using them improperly and getting hurt.
Whatever floats people’s boats I guess….
It’s like she doesn’t even make the mental connection between pole dancing and stripping. To her, they are 2 completely seperate things.
agh she’s Aussie… how ‘embarrashment’
Pole dancing is from what I’ve heard a great form of exercise so just because she wants to go to a school for it doesn’t mean she wants to be a stripper
But it also doesn’t mean that nobody at the school is going to strip.
but it does mean, that she will eventually strip. for money or recreaton, in way or another, she will whore herself out
HI all you people. thanks heaps for commenting all on this , you all have such fulfilling lives its great
All Hail the FSM and the arrival of His kindom
The stripper factories are!
From the looks of her Facebook, she is definitely a MENSA candidate. Here’s just a few of what she thinks are correct spellings:
Cutt
Leggs
Pepers
Dosent
And here’s one of her status updates, which should even further prove that her IQ is nowhere near even average:
“Kleonikki [Internet Edit] is going on a persian man hunt !!!”
Is there really anything else that can or should be said? She definitely does it all herself.
Is this insulting her, MENSA, or both?
I’m hoping pole dancing becomes an Olympic event. It’s at least as valid a ‘sport’ as ice dancing and a lot less gay.
they had an figure skating guy lead a hockey team in a warmup. the hockey team was almost dead and the figure skater was still skating. may seem gay, but there’s a whole lot of work involved
Gay hockey players are a vast victory for gays at large.
Snicker.
How much do your friends charge? Got a bachelor party to plan…
and it died on caturday, sad
Why would she get so offensive. She’s the one that wants to be a poll dancer. LOL
sorry deffensive. Please don’t put me on Failbook. LMAO
You should have blurred out her name. There are like… Two Kleonikki’s on facebook, and it is easy to spot the right one based on the blurred photo. Other posts indicate she is quite stupid.
there massage therapist
:O oh my lord, i know this girl Kleonikki.
we have mutual friends :/
Someone teach this b**ch how to use ‘they’re’.