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This is when you give your kids what they asked for, just to teach them the lesson.
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EAT DA POO POO!
Haha, that video is terrible! But their ignorance makes me laugh,
OMG…gotta love Africa…
has anyone else noticed erin’s comment? The second-to-last one? he says “gotta love little boys!” *shudder* someone call chris hansen!
Erin is a girl’s name.
i know a dude called Erin =/
hahaha i thought the same when i saw “gotta love little boys!” comment haha me -> *shudder* xD
At first I didn’t think Conner was a kid..
Me either
Sadly he’s not.
Hahahaha, poor parents. So much to deal with
love it
i’d call it a parenting fail
Why? Because the older child of unknown age has access to both diapers and the microwave? A 10-year-old can change a diaper, and if they’re willing and able to participate in such family responsibilities, so much the better. My six-year-old can operate the microwave, and I’d much rather he do that than expect me to get everything for him.
LAZY PARENTING!
You smell of cabbages.
meh’yes what’meh
When you grow up and move out of mommy’s basement, knock some whore up, and have kid of your own, you will regret ever being this stupid.
I burned myself trying to heat up ice cream in the microwave when I was two. Kids can sometimes figure out things you wouldn’t expect them to.
Seriously? Letting your six-year-old put a dirty diaper in the microwave would not only be lazy parenting, but pretty much bad parenting all around!
Sometimes it’s not “letting” a kid do something so much as “trying to prevent it.”
you obviously have no children..it is impossible to prevent a child from doing things like this…like say your on the crapper how do you stop your child from doing anything???
I have 3 kids (2 under the age of 5) and 1) they know better than to go near the microwave, 2) dirty diapers get thrown in the outside trash can (or put outside the back door until I can get to it), 3) parents of a 4/5/6-year-old putting a dirty diaper in a microwave need a stern “waking up”. If you go to the crapper and your child decides to use the microwave and burns the sh*t out of themselves with whatever they were “cooking”, are you going to just say “it is impossible to prevent a child from doing things”. That’s idiotic, sweetie!
Um… first of all, find me a diaper disposal method that is six-year-old proof and not parent-changing-diaper-proof.
Second, while I *could* employ the child lock to try to keep my six-year-old from being able to turn on the microwave, this reinforces the notion that mommy and daddy are supposed to do everything for him. And in your opinion, that’s *good* parenting?
Finally, why am I taking someone named “5150″ seriously? Doesn’t that mean short-term commitment against your will because you’re a danger to yourself or others?
Parent = diaper disposal method that is six-year-old proof. It’s easy, let the said six-year-old know that playing with a dirty diaper is inexcusable for several reasons…I’m hoping you can think of them on your own. Trust me, six-year-olds can be told these things and you don’t have to hold their hands at all times to make sure they don’t play with them!!
Also, yes, 5150 does means temporary restraint due to a possible danger to oneself or others, but it is also my employee number at work, which I thought was a little funny. OK, a lot funny.
5150, you can tell your 6 year old not to do something but there is going to be a time when for whatever reason they may want to go ahead and do it anyways. And since you have 3 kids you know you cannot watch them all the time because you have 2 others to tend to as well.
kids do stuff like that all the time. whats the parent supposed to do, tie them down? install a big-brother like monitoring system? put a lock on everything? i agree with deegs that it is clear you have no children.
That’s exactly what a vast group of Liberals want for you and me.
Wow, when you reach 15 or 16 and one of your johns knocks you up, you will learn rather quickly what it is like to be a parent.
If a child is older than 3 they shouldnt still be in diapers.
Depends… most can learn before that age, but the ones who are spanked develop strange phobias and the toilet is a common one.
LOL. i was spanked and never developed any unusual phobias. but perhaps i’m one of the lucky ones o.O
I don’t know if being spanked is the cause of phobias, but I would think that spanking could only cause a fear of the thing the child was spanked for… So unless (s)he got spanked for crapping in the toilet…
No, humans (especially tiny ones) aren’t that rational. In fact, studies where they ask adults to remember a time they were punished, and then asked to recall what they were punished *for*, show that they can often give you great detail on the punishment… how long, where, what were they wearing, how unfair it felt, etc., but their memory of the infraction is vague if they can recall anything at all.
And that’s for non-violent punishments… when you add pain, it triggers a whole new set of instincts and learned reflexes. So if you are looking at the cat when someone swats your bare butt with a hand that’s the same size as it, your brain might connect the pain and shame of the event with the cat, and you may grow up afraid of cats. Crazy stuff like that happens all the time…. not just with corporal punishment, but it also explains why many more people have aversions to tequila than beer.
It also explains why so many people can plead insanity and get away with it. Ho-hum. Psychiatrists can find any excuse to explain why people do things. Studies have proven that “experts” are only experts if the price is right.
You know nothing of what the Law regards as insanity, so don’t try and sound intellectual on the topic.
To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if the child in question knew he shouldn’t have been doing what he did.
But that doesn’t make it any less hilarious.
thats a spicey meatball!
O_o
Do you smellllll what Conner is cooking?
Oh my, this is the best thing I’ve read here in ages. What a great post!!!! Not sure if it’s a fail, maybe on the childs part.
does no one else wonder why hes still in diapers and can reach the microwave and actually tell her”were having poop for dinner”?……..im not sure i believe this one.
I assumed the diaper was from a younger sibling.
… Connor decided to put *a* dirty diaper in the microwave …
Mayby not *his own* dirty diaper. Possibly a younger sibling?
A 3yr old might be able to reach a countertop microwave by standing on a chair (I wouldn’t put this past my 3yr old)
oops you beat me
lol ive got an almost 3 year old myself….i have just added another reason im SO glad theres no more diapers lol.
Doesn’t anyone else wonder why the child was not supervised and was able to get a dirty diaper in the microwave???
Because maybe this was the older child, who should have known better, and his parents must have given him too much responsibility by letting him change the younger sibling’s diaper. They must have thought the kid was mature enough to handle a simple task like this, but he wasn’t.
Because the kids not a Troll.
Maybe it wasn’t his dirty diaper. Could be his little sister’s/brother’s.
unless it was his baby sister or baby brother’s diaper…
not everyone puts the microwave up high, in my kitchen, the microwave is under the island, a toddler could probably reach it.
The kid can enjoy the dirty diaper while the rest of the family has pizza for dinner.
And I’d never use that microwave again.
I think he would learn not to do that again!
they’re trying to get rid of it, like ANYONE would want the microwave after that
yet another reason why not to buy used appliances!!!!
Mommy makes many microwave meals!
You just made English teachers across the world jizz their pants.
lmao.
Lol… jizz… what an awesome word.
wat is jizz?
haha anyone want a slightly used microwave? XP
Lawl, I was wondering if anyone else saw that at the bottom….
Poop… the other white meat?
Correction: “Poop… the other green meat?” It came from a baby, after all.
That does come out of a wazoo…
I think my tubes just tied themselves.
lol
hahaha…nice.
Thank God… cause the thought of you re-spawning scared me.
Scares me too!
FAKE FAKE FAKE!!! Even the most retarded kid would never do that!
Short-term thinking is the hallmark of youth.
You never took care of a toddler, did you?
There’s an age where they stuff loaves of bread in the VCR and grate cheese on the bugscreen, and your keys and small items keep disapearing and you find them in any box or jar in the house.
True story!! I’m her sister. Conner’s got a good sense of humor.
hate to break it to ya buddy, but my son put worms in the microwave, he thought they’d turn into gummy worms… he was 4.
ew… did they explode all over the microwave?? Probably smelled great! :/
reminds me of the SNL skit , edible pampers
Why would you keep your microwave within reach of someone who wears diapers?
(1) Why would you think that the child who put the diaper in the microwave was the same one who filled the diaper? Sounds like a teenager to me actually.
(2) The *average* American kid potty-trains at something like 2.5-3 years of age. My 2.5-year-old has been able to reach the microwave (on a conventional microwave cart) for months now. (I’m very glad he’s been pooping in the potty for a looooong time.)
Jasons last post made this funny fail hilarious
Oh I missed failbook…
oh man… curry again?
Ha! Read the very last post…
The sad thing is that Conner is 22.
LOL!!
That’s the last time I order the poo-poo platter…
Why? It’s f**king delicious.
Haha I love A Bug’s Life!
What sort of a backwards child would be both old enough to be physically able to do that and immature/stupid enough to WANT do it??
More’s the point, how did they not get the diaper out before it started to burn??
A teenager.
Most boys from the ages of 2-10.
ask me again after you have kids of your own, though with expectations like yours, I do hope you do not reproduce.
You obviously never babysat did you?
If you babysat or had kids of your own, I could picture you killing yourself. It’s usually a lot harder with younger (and even some older) kids to just ‘keep them occupied’. Especially if there are multiple kids.
Kinda funny … but we didn’t need to see all those 15 comments.
did ya even read the last one???
I’m pretty sure that’s what you get for naming your kid Conner. Such an original name…
agreed. Lame name
……….coming from someone who goes by L on here, that statement is rather ignorant.
skyman you must have a name worse than conner. what is it?
Hey, it’s more original than Connor! (But less so than Konner or Conor.)
I <3 http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames
We named our son Conner. Never understood the “or” at the end…its pronounced Conner, so why not? However, this was not my child in this post O_o
Um, history?
Do you also use “rite” to mean what you do with a pencil and the opposite of left? There’s a LOT of weirder spellings in the English language than an “or” ending that most Americans pronounce “er.” Conner rhymes with honor, for example.
Not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with changing the spelling of a name over time… but the disdain for the concept of thousand-year-old names being spelled slightly unphonetically is a little bit dismaying.
This is why I prefer to have dogs vs. children. My dog takes a sh** outside and doesn’t make a mess with it in the microwave.
Kids are happy to do the same thing. Funny thing, though… even if you pick it up with a baggie, the neighbors *still* complain.
You dont own a microwave….
Enough already with the bloody re-posts. We saw it the first time and it is no funnier seeing it again. Grow up.
Just because you don’t understand how the Vote page works doesn’t mean you need to whine and complain. Try emailing us and then we can promptly ignore you for being stupid.
xD!
I think this guy may be a failbook submission all of his own lol
BAhahahah omg failbook win.
He just turned three and it was his 5 month old baby sister’s diaper. He was helping me while I was changing the diaper by putting it in the trash after I folded it up and no, I don’t know what he was thinking.
It sounds as if you have a budding scientist. I hope there won’t be any future experiments like this.
Agreed.
Or maybe he’s learned that if he messes up a chore, then he won’t be asked to help again!
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If the kid is old enough to talk and old enough to know how to operate a microwave what the HELL is he still doing wearing diapers??? Anybody ever hear of potty training? My two sons were out of diapers before they were a year old. Lazy parents!
If you weren’t such a lazy individual, you would kindly read all of the comments and realize that the father commented with the story, and more intelligent people than you have already explained all this.
heheheh….win.
the most disturbing part of this post for me is the one who wanted a picture.
Just another reason not to have kids. I’d smack the **** outta that kid. Literally.
Yes, being an abusive person is an EXCELLENT reason you shouldn’t have kids.
It’s so gross, but I can’t help it that I’m laughing really hard.
Is no-one else concerned that the child thought the main way to cook food in his house was in the microwave.
That, surely, is the parenting fail.
That’s the first cooking appliance a child can safely use. The toaster comes next, but there’s a whole level of dexterity and understanding of “HOT” that is required to do that safely.
Usually the developmental readiness for oven and range come at the same time, but things you can do on a range top tend to be simpler, so that’s usually acquired first.
Looks like poop *puts on glasses* is a dish best served cold
…YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You people who insist on calling parenting fails…….yikes
You teach responsibility by giving toddlers little things to do to help you. When you have more then one child and are the only parent in the house, the older child has a much better chance of getting into some kind of predicament.
I only have one child, but I asked her to put a newly washed and folded towel in the bathroom for me. She had just started walking, at the time. Come to find out, she had put the darn thing in the toilet! I asked her to put it IN something, right? Logic to a toddler is a funny thing.
Microwaves are useful in a house with babies and toddlers. Not for meals, but for quick snacks (hotdogs!) and things like that.
Go borrow an active toddler for a day, you’ll find out *snicker*
A new study revealed that babies are stupid.
“My kid just put crap in the oven.”
The last reaction you would have expected is “OMG take a picture.”
This is why I hate kids with a passion. Stupid little mullets. They shouldn’t be allowed out of the house to annoy me until they are at least 18. Who wants to become someone else and have children anyway? Unhappy people, that’s who.
i thought conner was his gf or something.
The kid is old enough to know how to use a microwave but retains to using diapers? Doesn’t sound right.
Hahaha they should make a 5-second film of this. ‘We’re having poop for dinner!’
At least he didnt hide it in your bedroom cubord left undiscovered and festering