Submitted by: Unknown
-
-
-
Copy & paste this:
« Previous For Your Daily Hypocrisy: Julianne! | Can’t Say You Didn’t See It Coming… Next »
« Previous For Your Daily Hypocrisy: Julianne! | Can’t Say You Didn’t See It Coming… Next »
Ahaahahaha epic FAIL!
Haha MAN got back! ;d
nope its not fake.
that’s happened to me before. van full of builders:D
so your experience means that this story in particular couldn’t possibly be made up?
And everyone else’s means that this story in particular couldn’t possibly be true?
Gah, my brain.
Happened to my boyfriend several times, cars full of men honking at us because they see we both have long hair and thus assume we’re lesbians. He’s 6 ft, broad-shouldered and has a beard, so he wouldn’t make a very pretty woman, but apperently that doesn’t stop them.
A van full of builders? Was Bob there?
Why’d they have to point out the race of the dudes in the SUV? Was that relevant in any way?
coz u touch urself at night
Is that seriously the greatest comeback you could come up with? You must be new to the whole trolling thing.
chill bro, its the internet.. deep breaths
Yep. Definitely new.
yep (Y)
Cuz you touch yourself at night.
wait… yo daddy asked no questions but you still answered with “because”. you sir, fail at life
That’s what she said!
Hurr~
Durr!
Durr~
Trololololol’d
XD YES! LMFAO! I love you!
so it was u looking in the window perv
And yes because it makes it funnier, its just the law of the universe, black people are funnier. This wouldn’t be as good if it was white people, then it would just be creepy XD
and that’s why Chris Rock is who he is.
Now that I think about it, you’re right. XD
of course its relevant. Those were black dudes in that SUV
Haha no kidding, as if now nobody is supposed to use that adjective when describing someone in a story.
“Why they gotta be black?” Well, usually because their parents were black. You see that’s how genes work.
XD THAT was a good comeback.
indeed my good sir, indeed
+1
LOL Nice one.
But I was thinking more on the lines of “black dudes are more likely to molest a girl walking alone”
Yeah, but that’s missing the whole point of what relevance does them being black have to the story, which is none.
What genes have to do with that, I don’t know. Not funny, clever or grown up. Red Herring fail.
Not all stories are black and white. Little details such as it being an SUV passing him, him being on Broadway, and a generic description of the people in such a vehicle adds much appreciated color to an otherwise vanilla story.
was the pun intended ?
Wow, can I quote that? NON-PC LANGUAGE! Yes! ….As you can tell, the fact I like brutal honesty means I have few friends….
You touch yourself at night.
i was wondering the same thing?! why feel the need to mention the race of people involved? surely saying “an SUV full of guys” would have been sufficient information?
Well, it does improve the humor of the ‘wait, no, nevermind’ part…
Just another night in New York. Nothing special here.
I assume the Poster is a Man?
I was thinking the same thing…
Probalby right
You assume? would it be funny if the poster was a girl?
I thought the poster was a girl with a very ugly face.
I did too. It would’ve been funnier that way…
it’s pat!
I’m too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it huuuuurts.
hurrrrrrrr
ts.
I think we have a cream for that. Have you checked with your doctor yet?
Thats why in Holland we have this commercial called “stop using your girlfriends shampoo”
*Cue Isaiah Mustafa with Old Spice shampoo*
SWAN DIVE! Into the best night of your life.
I can imagine this happening to one of my (male) friends.
I used to have my hair long (rebellious stage, I guess) and had my share of similar incidents, though not exactly involving a group of black guys hanging out of an SUV.
In a related side note, that might be a very good reason never to get arrested.
Epic fail on all counts.
this would be funnier if we were aware that poster was a man
I, too, thought being aware of the obvious was instrumental to getting the joke.
Trolls, almost as annoying as the English version. But, hey, at least they don’t gut you.
But, why read something you know you don’t like or just comment “fake”? If it’s dang fake, then ignore it. *snickers*
…And my daddy touched me when I was little.. i have too much built up anger , and this voice..it talks to me sometimes…telling me to do things..things that I am ashamed of…
wait. what the f–k?
coz u touch urself at night
No, his DAD touch him at night..
Don’t you read?
I’ve read this exact same story a few times. I’m calling fake.
Well this happens a lot actually, more than you think!
Princess Hao
*is any fellow Shaman King nerds get this reference ILU*
Ive had sorta similar situations when I get off the city buss. I’m walking down the steps and the driver sees my long hair and says “Have a nice day ma’am” I don’t care that I’m mistaken for a woman but what gets me is that I’m a “MA’AM” apparently!! I’m only 21 that’s not a ma’am thank you ver much!
That is so silly. I like people saying ma’am to me because it is courteous. I’m 21 also. What would be better? Being called “girl” or “woman”? That’s just silly. Maybe it’s because I was brought up with manners that I feel this way.
Miss is also appropriate, and polite. Ma’am is often reserved for women older than the speaker, as a sign of greater respect for their age and experience.
This… this has happened to me too. v.v
u see the shyt white ppl come up with???????????They just sum cruel hateful ungodly creatures…………f_ck ‘em if its up to me…..They wouldnt have the balls to say this if a BLK MAN was there they will say anything over the pc………
This guy lets other men wander into his apartment late at night and then watch as he touches himself.
Has the joke worn itself out yet?
Are you kidding? This is the internet, where one idiot comes up with the stupidest saying of all time, everyone then has to mimic him ad nauseum, until the next idiot comes up with something even more moronic and the cycle begins again.
This exact situation hasn’t happened to me, but I still get called a girl quite a lot. It happened a TON when I was young and my voice was still high…
stuff like this happens to me more than once a day. Wahh.
nice 1… i guess the guy got a better look of the girl and said nevermind…
the girl totally got the wrong idea…. hahaha….
owned