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Yellow Is One Of Those “With Friends Like These” Kind Of Friends


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  1. kj says:

    How supportive.

  2. Kay says:

    Oh, middle school relationships.

  3. not rly says:

    Bipolarity.

  4. Base says:

    Oh, the irony.

  5. Nicole says:

    She seems like a typical sl*g…

    • Slug says:

      dont insalt my kind be calling her a slug. (bonus points if you see what i did there)

      • gosauce says:

        Your spelling error? Its “by”, not “be”.

        • Gosauce sucks weiner says:

          Your grammar error? It’s “it’s”, not “its”. And If you were clueless enough not to notice slug’s pun, and the fact that it was misspelled. Then you sir have failed epically.

          • ... the ... of ... says:

            I seem to have discovered what could be concieved as several grammatical errors in your post.

            “Your grammar error?” is not a complete sentence. I realise that it is parodying gosauce’s post, but it is incorrect nonetheless.

            It is generally considered incorrect to begin a sentence with “and”.

            “And If you were clueless enough not to notice slug’s pun, and the fact that it was misspelled.”

            What’s the “if” doing there? The general format for this use is “If A, then B” or “In the event of the accuracy of condition A, then assertion B is likewise accurate”. “B”, or the assertion, is not present here. Furthermore, assuming “and” could actually begin a sentence, “if” should not be capitalised. It also might beworth note that the username of the individual you are defending was capitalised.

            I shall correct the second and third sentences together.
            “If you were clueless enough not to notice Slug’s pun and the fact that said pun was misspelled, then you, sir, have failed epically.”

            If I have neglected something or have made an error, I encourage others to correct me.

            I believe the insertion of the “awesome smiley” would be appropriate here.

        • Jessi says:

          It’s also “it’s”, not “its”.

        • Ryan says:

          Joke fail.

      • kintaro says:

        and its insult, not insalt

      • Liveel says:

        …forgot the apostrophe? And misspelled “by”. And capitalization…

      • charles says:

        can we post Failbook comments on Failbook?

        • thedailydetentionn says:

          I’d love too see that. Most times, the comments are funnier and more entertaining than the Failbook post itself xD

    • Irving Washington says:

      Nah, she’s a typical slapper, that’s why she’s all bitter and twisted…

    • Chuck says:

      slag? as in that stuff that’s a byproduct of smelting iron?

  6. remy says:

    2 MONTHS!?!?!?! OMG! How will you ever finish the next 60+ years of your life? Never mind finishing 9th grade!

  7. Ben says:

    Every girl I ever went out with dumped me after a week : /

  8. remy says:

    And yellows comments constitute a WIN

  9. Dizzy says:

    You found one pretty fast, yellow. :D

  10. David says:

    Finding a boyfriend in a short period of time, you’re doing it right.

  11. somebodyman says:

    hahahahahaha….wow. They are plenty of people I know that are like yellow, they get new mates in like less than an hour.

  12. Koala says:

    Did anyone else have the thought that yellow took her ex?

  13. Lim says:

    My Hero.

  14. knowerofyellow says:

    Dude i know who yellow is! o.o

  15. t-bag says:

    i had to ask her out right there and then … i knew she was a keeper ( talking about Yellow)

  16. Noir says:

    Oh how fickle is the female mind…

  17. Sherlock says:

    I find this almost funny….I broke up with my g/f the day this was posted here, two months and two days.
    Why do girls never accept an apology from guys after she interpreted something wrong?


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