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FB News: Wife Finds Husband’s Other Wife On Facebook



Lynn France did what any of us paranoid-yet-curious people would do when she thought her husband was cheating: she looked around on Facebook. What did she find? Over 200 photos of her husband with his other wife.

Thanks a lot, John France. Due to you, all boyfriends, girlfriends, parents and spouses now have a really good reason to snoop your Facebook.

Jerk.

Source: The Today Show

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  1. Kristine says:

    FAIL.

  2. vanessa says:

    dumbass

  3. SkyAoiSora says:

    ouch and wow? :P More like retard. :P But yea, I guess… ouch and wow too. :P

  4. lissfirefly says:

    So the guy is either immensely charming, or he is immensely rich, ‘cuz he is immensely ugly.

    • ChristianPinto says:

      he’s immensely rich..he can’t be charming with that ugly-ass face. God I hate cheating businessmen.

    • britbrat20 says:

      He would have to have money to think he could support 2 wives/ families, but yeah he did not get two wives based on looks..

      • Siirenias says:

        Well, he didn’t want to support two wives. He just wanted the one wife, and the other’s children.

        Travel isn’t cheap, though. Neither are weddings.

      • Grouchy Ole Broad says:

        He (and his Lawyer) claim that the marriage to the first wife — the one who found his cheating @$$ on FB — was invalid because it took place in another country.

  5. not rly says:

    troll?

  6. tori says:

    Damn…that’s a fail…on all parties involved.

  7. Angfucious says:

    The epitome of idiocy.

  8. somebodyman says:

    LOL, this is the biggest fail more than any of all the fails here on the site. Heck, this would be the Michael Jordan of all facebook fails.

    • Failbooker says:

      Air Found-Another-Wife-On-Facebook’s doesn’t really roll off the tongue, though.

      Plus, do you make it a woman’s shoe or a man’s? Or maybe two women shoes that are two sizes?

  9. Shushnik says:

    Pardon me, but isn’t this really just a broken family being broken? If the first marriage truly wasn’t valid, all we have is a broken home on the morning news. It’s sad, not entertaining. Count me as not impressed.

    • SpaceFairie says:

      ONLY if the first marriage was invalid. This sounds more like a common urban tale where in a buisness man has two or more seperate familys and the ‘buisness trips’ he’s always on is just him going to live with the other familys for a short time.

      You know that since polygamy isn’t illegal in all places they don’t always check to see if the people involved are already married right?
      (chalk this up under ‘things I learned from CSI’)

      It’s the fact that he was leading a secret life and didn’t think to hide it from his other wife that’s the fail. Facebook is a public place to some degree and it sounds like she din’t hack his account or anything.

      • Haha says:

        Polygamy is illegal everywhere in the US.

        In any state with common-law marriage, it wouldn’t matter if your foreign marriage isn’t legally binding in the states, though that’s pretty unlikely, too.

        And if the marriage wasn’t “real,” you most likely committed MASSIVE tax fraud for its duration.

    • that guy says:

      The entertaining part is how hideously retarded this douche is.

  10. they call me fluffy says:

    WOW, what was this idiot thinking when he posted the pics?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

  11. Wut says:

    P
    W
    N
    D
    !

  12. Amy says:

    My husband took off to India and I was unable to locate him for years to get a divorce. I finally see him on Facebook a couple months ago married with kids. I sent him a request and he accepted and I asked him how it was possible that he was married with children and still married to me??? Currently trying to get a divorce now but it has been unsuccessful thus far.

  13. Dumbassnr2 xD says:

    Wow, srsly that dude is retarded.. who the f**k puts up pics of his new wife on fb? DUMBASSNR1!

  14. Sociopathic says:

    Seriously, how stupid can you get before breathing becomes too complicated for you?

  15. T says:

    Why is her hair yellow?

  16. it'stimetoshutupnow says:

    It makes it all the worse that he TOOK THE KIDS and started a new life with himself and that other woman while the other woman called them hers, jackasses

  17. Kay says:

    Facebook is getting closer and closer to just being Maury with Like buttons.

  18. NRx says:

    He must be rich because he sure is ugly.

  19. EvilDave says:

    25yo woman marries 63yo rich guy. Sounds like a gold digger to me. He claims that HE never filed the marriage certificate, which may make him guilty of a crime.

  20. Typical White Person says:

    Wouldn’t is have been obvious when it said on his FB profile “John France is married to Lynn France and Jane (Doe) France”? Duh!

  21. Chas says:

    You guys need to listen to the interviews with the wife and the husband. I think the husband sounds a lot more credible than the first wife. It sounds like the husband left the first wife years ago and the first wife is unstable and not really in touch with reality. Seems the courts also agree with the husband.

  22. Luthi says:

    Talk about a perfect example of the media taking a story about stupid people and blowing it up it actual news. The woman knew they were engaged months before seeing the picture on facebook and only a moron would have stayed long enough to “find” them.

    The timeline should have been written like this:

    - Suspects husband of cheating. Passport found when he’s supposed to be in China for business.
    - Oct ’08: He leaves hotel reservation on computer, she sees it, goes with a friend, confronts him and the mistress, mistress says they are engaged.
    -First wife finds them registered at target.
    - Jan ’09: First wife finds wedding pictures on FB.
    - First wife finally files for divorce.
    - June ’09: First wife takes him back and stops divorce proceedings.
    - 3 months ago: he leaves with the kids to FL to live with 2nd wife.

    • Siirenias says:

      Actually, the timeline SHOULD have gone like this.

      - Suspects husband of cheating. Passport found when he’s supposed to be in China for business.
      - Oct ’08: He leaves hotel reservation on computer, she sees it, goes with a friend, confronts him and the mistress, mistress says they are engaged.
      -First wife finds them registered at target.
      - Jan ’09: First wife finds wedding pictures on FB.
      - First wife finally files for divorce.
      - June ’09: Husband begs for forgiveness.
      - October ’09: Second wife reports husband missing. First wife’s bathtub looks freshly bleached.

  23. meetoo's sister says:

    He thinks his first marriage was not valid because they married in Italy. So what now – the Italians can’t have valid marriages because of where they live???
    This guy should be shot.
    Out of a canon.
    Into the sun.

    • Siirenias says:

      As I stated above, living where your marriage was not can certainly up the possibility of an honest clerical error. Sounds like this guy found an open candy bar on the ground, and took advantage of it. I hope this guy pays dearly for it, and that his children are taught to do better.

    • L says:

      Futurama win

  24. Nack says:

    The entirety of this issue is dodgy. They got married, through a travel service wedding plan in Italy. The marriage is not considered legal, it seems. They have been separated for years, but she claims he kidnaps the children and leaves. THEN he’s married on FB, and she calls the police and the media. Does this sound good for anyone, especially the children?

    These two are posters for fail, with a slideshow attached.

  25. Me says:

    Wow, the new wife is a gold digger, shes young and hawt and his old and fugly

  26. vampy says:

    Dude this guy is a f**ktard! You don’t just up and leave with someones kids and give them to another woman. Thats messed up. At least let her in their life. And even if they weren’t married most states give custidy to the mom.

  27. Final_Dream says:

    Ouch DDD:

  28. Frosty says:

    Sweet Zombie Jesus…

  29. Mister Me says:

    I actually know this guy! That’s hilarious!

  30. sajjad says:

    good i like you

  31. god says:

    you people dont watch the news do you? he wasn’t even married to his first ” wife”

  32. Beki says:

    Wow… this sounded hilarious, until I read the article. He took their two young sons, and now th new woman is posting pictures of “family outings” with “her boys”… which is the only way the wife currently gets to see her sons.


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