Failbookers, let us unite, outside of Fails and Wins, to makes sure this song never makes it off the internet.
Via: The Daily Wh.at
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Failbookers, let us unite, outside of Fails and Wins, to makes sure this song never makes it off the internet.
Via: The Daily Wh.at
NOBODY MOVE! I’ve lost brain cells, can anyone help me find them?
We subjected them to this, they walked out, and never looked back. I miss my brain cells too. =(
I don’t think we should laugh at him, I think he has down syndrome.
FACE-BOOOOOOOOOOOOO-K
I think i will ask some more for my birthday !
ill get you some more for christmas
you will not have any brain cells, just crap
F**k. I think I lost part of my brain… My head feels empty.
That’s the reason 85 people voted this down! They couldn’t understand the title of the post after watching it.
If it wasnt psychologically impossible, i’d think those 200 people who voted down liked it O.o
Or maybe it’s just so bad I’d rather vote it down than vote it up?
Oh.My.God.
Myyyyy braiiiin celllllllllllllls!
Woah. This makes Soulja Boy sound like 2Pac.
^WIN^
[WIN]
THAT’S SO TRUE!!
YEA MAN..
I think a small part of my brain died.
hey, put some Autotune under it and it could be Kanyes next #1 hit!
Quit dissing Kanye.
why? he’s a douchebag
Well he does like fishsticks in his mouth…
F**KING WIN!!!
I KNOW RIGHT?!? eff kanye.
YO YO, I’m let you finish,
but Beyoncé has one of the best YouTube videos of all time.
Bonus fail: I almost put Buoyancy, instead of Beyoncé
Spell check WIN!
I feel so much stooopededer for having sawed and herded this… damn you failbook!!!
And for the grammar police… I already know, it was joke see? I got jokes yeah?
“I ‘HAVE’ jokes COMMA yeah?”
I’m going to have to issue you a citation. I’ll let the comma slide since you’re nice, but incorrect word usage is a 50 internet credit fine. I can’t exactly look the other way on that one.
Nooooooooooooooooo! I gots no internets moneys, see? I is poor people, yeah? I corrected the commas, see? You like me now, yeah? We can be friends, no need to take away my internets, yeah?
c’mon maggi let’s make a run for it!!!
Okay. Where are we running to, exactly? Because if they don’t have internet where we’re going all I can say is, you had better be damn funny. I need my daily giggle fix. lol
I like you. You are not a meany mcmeanerson like some of the other grammar cops. Are you a dirty grammar cop?
-Don’t start sentences with “and.”
-There should be a comma before “see.”
-Final sentence should be “I’ve got jokes, yeah?”, although you were making a statement, so you really shouldn’t need the question mark.
Ahhhh, ok I see now. Thank you for all the wonderful advice. I had no idea I was making so many mistakes. I would never do such a thing intentionally for humor. You have done a great service my friend. I aspire to be more like you!
There is no real rule against starting sentences with “and.” It’s frowned on but you can do it for emphasis.
For the statement by you, claiming to correct Maggie’s sentance-”I got jokes, yeah?” Unfortunatly for you it was not a statement due to the context of which it was used. It was a statement to begin with, but the “Yeah?” it ended with made it a question as to if you believed this statement was true.
Don’t put the period inside of quotes when you are referring to something, they go on the outside at the end of the quote.
Also, the wording, “made it a question as to if you …” makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
You’re just plain nasty, aren’t you?
I’ll bet your grammar isn’t perfect either. You just care enough about what the trolls will say to you to feel the need to type everything out on Word and spell and grammar check before you post it. Get off your high horse and try just enjoying the conversation and jokes like the rest of us.
And my grammar was as bad as it was in my posts for the sake of humor, jfs.
You spelled unfortunately wrong.
My ears are bleeding
that goodness for dial up
THANK**
I think my brain just ran away in fear and disgu–dis-disgus–
*shudders*
*vomits*
*collapses on ground*
*blood pours from ears*
*lays twitching in puddle of blood*
*drags useless body to iPod*……..Okay, better now.
I understand that people like things like gangsta rap, and I have no taste for it. While it may not be something I enjoy but it doesn’t have my brain trying to kill itself in an attempt to make it stop.
Who in their right mind finds this enjoyable?
This isn’t even “gangsta rap”. This is just s**t.
Dude, this is not rap in any form.
This is plain f**king hilarious.
Go Bangs!
@billybob who cares wtf you think? @me yes it totally is
My poor brain cells! I can feel them melting!
I couldnt even finish it. I will not waste 4mins of my life listening to that crap
I made it through two minutes and it was basically the same 20 or so seconds repeated. I think this is the latest thing from Nigeria because we’re on to their scam letter thing.
The horror…
OMFG.
I hope a pedo don’t sing this to me through inbox D:
Other than grammar, ^win^.
LMFAO!!
This has made me a little sadder for continuing on living…..
teach him how to commit suicide…
That´s simple, continue to listen to that “song”, eventualy you will die.
i think my unborn child was just possessed by satan.
I think if he didn’t have such a heavy accent, it would be better…
I think if it didn’t exist, it would be better.
Where did he find people who agreed to be apart of this?!?
on his facebook!
Tragic
Coldplay makes better music than this, do you agree?
Anyone could make better music than this with six beers and an internet connection
Yeah pretty much.
Even fire ants can make better music than this, if it were possible.
But the question is, could Nickelback make better music than this?
This song makes Creedleback sound like The Beatles.
^WIN^
Watched it for 40 seconds, my brain could not take more of it…
Sadly this “song” will be famous, it will become the new Rickroll and it will end up buried deep down the 4chan’s darkest corner…
You know, you’re right, because if anyone is vindictive enough to launch this into the mainstream and turn it into a meme, Anonymous is.
Crap. You invoked the Internet Rule of Probability (I made that up). We didn’t give trololol guy enough time, either. I’m going to miss him.
Now blasting Racer X in hopes of forgetting I came across this….
D:!!!!!!!!
You know, children, there’s a little thing some words have called a ‘terminal consonant’.
It helps people understand what the feck you’re saying.
onna facebuuuuuk
My brain… has been destroyed.
If this becomes popular I’m going to record the sound of me blending a cat and make money cuz thats better than this crap.
That’s horrible!
You’d need a backup track of a chinchilla being ripped apart to top the video in the OP.
This has to be a joke right? RIGHT???? please tell me its a joke, cuz if it isnt 2012 is real.
it’s not a joke dude is a real rapper
Why don’t you have a seat over here…
I had to laugh.
…and for this you will be flogged.
What happened to the World. 2012 for Sure.
I’m fairly sure this guy is an Australian aboriginal.
i think he is a Sudanese
I think he shouldn’t rap.
I think he shouldn’t exist.
I think .. ohh wait I lost my brain cells. Damn!
And I think you’re an idiot because he looks nothing like an indigenous Australian.
This is what most singers who use auto tunes sound like with out the auto tunes.
this is what Ke$ha sounds like!
Ah, yes, the proverbial loss of 4 minutes than can never be reclaimed again. The main female protagonist is pleasing to the eye, though.
Howling at Felix and Alien_Dude65, ROFLMAO…there is no hope now, peeps, we is THROUGH!!
Turn in your human cards, back to the swamps we go…
No sound for me. I suppose I should be glad, but I feel rather cheated, somehow…
Does he say something along the lines of ‘I’ll be in the net suit’?
I think this is brilliant! Can’t wait to buy the album and put it in pride of place on my shelf, right next to my Justin Bieber collection…
This would be the shelf right below the Shrine to Miley Cyrus, correct?
That’s uncanny! How did you know? Hey, fancy coming over some time and watching all three Twilight movies?
I’m tempted to download this solely because I’m an evil person and I’d blast it in my truck.
3 minutes and 57 seconds lost forever……………
lets dance.
Why were all the car doors open?!
This actually made me laugh. Quite a lot.
MY EARS, OH JESUS CHRIS MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
I think you got a nice looo, meet me on the facebooo. I really wanna chat with youuu I’ll be in the net sooooon
Thank you, lol. I had no idea what he was saying on the last line. It sounded like wet suit…
no. i refuse this video’s existence.
^oh hells yes^
i have no will to live…*takes a glock and fires* oh crap…it’s a water gun -.-
only on Facebook or internet a complete looser can be a womanizer… if he has a cellphone with FB is ok, but if he doesn’t then it means the guy doesn’t have a life… :S
Suddenly I’m reminded of Nigerian e-mail scams…
~quickly sets facebook to full privacy~
Nigeria… all the scams and phishing you can get at the low price of just 100 Nigerian Naira (plus tax plus distance charge plus delivery fee plus employment fee). Now I just need your bank account number and sort code so that I can make the transaction, please.
Something smells phishy about that whole deal.
I’m so sick of seeing the “brain cells” comments. I can’t stop laughing at this video. Does anybody but me think his accent makes this less serious than it was intended to be? I can’t take anybody with an accent like that seriously when it comes to rapping
aaargh aaargh aaargh…!
This isn’t Bangs’ only hit; he has others like “Take u to da movies” and “Special girl”.
this is the result of writing a song while high…just wait till he comes back down! bwahahaha
id say its more like we have the chance to be equal. because im pretty sure im more decent than a rapist. unless youre saying rapists are great…is that what you mean?
No. I’m saying that overweight people are great.
Yeah! Overweight people are great! That’s why I bring one every time I go hiking. In case we’re attacked by a bear, I just have to outrun fatty!
Not that I don’t agree with you, but how does this pertain at all to the video that has caused over 3,000 to lose precious brain cells?
How many people just lost their braincells?
OVER9000!!
why?…Why???…WHY!!!!?!?!?!!??!
Some people just have no shame…
I like the guy simply because after having a crappy day I saw this and I’ve been laughing for the past 4 min!! Dude, what are you smoking and why doesn’t my dealer have it?!
I really wanna see you, so meet me on na facebooooooo… FAILL!!!!!
Ahhhh dammit he is from Melbourne….
I had a terrible feeling that that was Melbourne
Still better than Gucci Mane.
does he actually think he’s good?
I just feel bad that he has s**tty english and he thinks this song is good. This song just makes me pity him and wish he could do something else now….
i will pay someone to shoot this guy. seriously.
BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVeryone …. listen to it twice… you’ll like it… and if you won’t it will still get stuck in your head
I love how you atomatically assume that we are all American and say OUR found fathers, you are so ignorant. Are you saying that a nice old lady who gives donations to charity and is super awesome is equal to a ginger-midget-rapist who beats his wife and steals?
We kon mekka love onna da FESSBOOOOOOK!
oh noooooooo.its catchy
Oddly so. I’m not saying its good…. at all…. But I’ve heard much much MUCH worse…
Like anything by Reh Dogg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECkpeCUCS3Y That’s not your ears bleeding, that’s them weeping with shame.
i have that exact same compaq lapto… haha.
also, DERP
Me too. I felt the sudden need to replace it with something that never showed me this horrible clip.
I hate it, but sort of love it at the same time: In the same way one cheers for Eddie The Eagle Edwards, I suppose.
i liked it…
OH WOW!
If you go to the YouTube page, it says “As seen on Failbook.com” just under his video.
Do you think this guy is just trolling?
OMG! HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I don’t know what rock all you guys have been living under, but in my world this is MUSICAL GENIUS.
And this is why your world is in desperate need of a Death Star blast.
“I really wanna chat with cheeeeeeeew, because you have a nice luuuuuuuuk.”
SHAWTAY
That filter that gave him yellow teeth was really impressive.
I love synthesizers!!
And that 13 year old object of his Facebook love didn’t make him look like a pedophile at all!!
THUMBS UP YOOO!!!
Nooooooo why did he have to be black or african or whatever this is why racism and hate is still alive
It sounds like he’s saying ‘I really wanna chat with you…cos you got a nice loo…’
Sadly… I had to read the comments to understand what he was saying…
Why the F**K is this crap on failbook… Im really sick of pointless crap and the covert advertising here…
FU Cheezeburger network… Sellouts!!!!!
that was filmed somewhere in australia,
he was leaning on a red holden, which is an australian made vehicle..
but he is really s**t. who told him he was good enough 2 make a film clip??
I can go further than that, it’s in Melbourne, or at least Victoria, since the car is Victorian registered. Probably western suburbs because, you know, they’re like that over there …
Did he die?
I didn’t know Young Buck’s new record was out…
As bad as he is you have to give him some credit for trying. He is part of a program run by a friend of mine that attempts to steer recent Sudanese imigrants into doing something productive through music rather than falling into the trap that many of them do due to the problems of adjusting to Australian cultural norms. Unfortunately, i think, his first single went somewhat viral and it has meant that this one gets attention, yes it is bad but there is far worse on youtube from people who speak english as a first language
Didn’t watch more than 20 seconds of it before I turned it off! It is just plain dumb @ss stupid!!!I
who’s the girl?
meemeh ownna fess BOOOOOO!!!!!
we kon mek love to da fessboooooo!
JEEEEZUS W. CHRIST AND HIS BROTHER BOB, that’s awful!!!
haven’t listen the song yet, i’m at work, but, isn’t he too black to be real? I mean, i’ve seen black people, but never anyone THIS black :S
You’re an idiot. Sorry.
You’re an idiot. Not Sorry.
I’m a black girl but it’s guys like this that make me hate black guys so much. They’re f**king desperate and pushy and stupid. This song has actually made me temporarily stoopid.
I couldn’t listen to the whole thing. I wonder if anyone he knew watched this first and told him it was fine to post on the internet.
i actually love this song
Leave.
~The Internet
In fact, leave the internet. You’re officially banned.
Look, this is the way those people make music. Don’t be racist.
AAAAAArrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh
It burns, it burns!!!!!!!!!
Stick to the 419eaters….
unless they’re using the face booook for a new kind of scam?
you know your boy bangs
search “take u to da movies”
‘nuf said.
hot girll
if u pause the video at her profile pic u can see that guy has over 200 friend requests
hot girlll
if u pause the vid at part of her profile page u can see that guy has about over 200 friend requests…
He looks like a starving Gucci with down syndrome but I…like it.
I think the saddest part to this whole video is that the lass is actually pretty hot. she could be dumb as f**k but still… it just seems a bit of a waste…
This is retarded. Dear God, please don’t let this guy be West African
WTF.
…is that a joke?
Sorry to say nope. By the looks of his YouTube page (I had to check because I thought it was a joke) he is a wannabe rapper. Who ever told him he sounds good enough to post stuff on the internet should be slapped. But I am dying of laughter from his lack of rapping ability.
Faceboooooooo-k
In my physics class, we are learning about sound. We are told that there is actually such thing as ‘anti-sound’. I never really understood what this means. Until I watched this video.
What. The. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
This idiot disgraces Australia!
Faceboooooooooooo.
Love this guy.
Seven months later. Not gone viral. Not a meme.
WE WIN!
Bangs lives in Australia having arrived as a refugee from Sudan. I think it’s fantastic he’s making music and videos and enjoying life. This should not be on failbook.
and that is why, you, Sir disguised as a lady, should be stoned to death
wait, what?
WOW! WE FOUND ONE!!!
LOL >.<