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We here at Failbook solve this unfortunate problem by simply being open about cheating with each other. For example, I know for a fact that Ms. Fix-It slept with Joe Hawtness. This is not a lie. (Totally a lie.)
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Yay for revenge!
I have no pity for him if he did what she posted on his facebook.
She probably got possessive and thought he was doing stuff he wasn’t…
I don’t get why you would think “oh, he probably didn’t cheat, she’s just a dumb c**t”. Do you know how often people cheat?
im so happy you didnt say guy alot of people always assume its the guy that cheats but im glad you dont XD
What? You tripped her?
erm… could be a fail deterent , y’know? like when younger “my mother would KILL me if i did this… f**k it!”. literally, in this more recent case perhaps
I’d actually like to see the study that says women are statistically more inclined to cheat. Where is it? Is it in a peer-reviewed journal?
And if you’re hooking up with girls in bars, well… it’s not like bars are known for their abundance of classy women or men.
And I really hope you’re not one of those guys who thinks “No doesn’t really mean no until she’s drunk and is still trying to push me off and said it for the 5th or 25th time.” I mean, daterapistsays what?
It sucks, but there is a huge trend of women who throw themselves at attached men. Supposedly it’s because when they find a man who’s in a relationship, they want that type of security and know that since the one they’re after is attached he can also provide her with that security. I don’t know why some women feel this way. You’d think that if he’s willing to cheat on his wife/gf he’d be willing to cheat you too?
I am a girl, and I sometimes hate the way that girls act.
Classic, Always the girls fault…
I concure though
The revenge would have been better uncensored.
You do know they only censor it for Failbook, right? The names weren’t actually censored on Facebook?
*facepalm*
LMAO *FACEPALM*
ooh ooh me too me too!
*face palm*
c-c-c-c-c-combo breaka -FACEPALM-
*concur
Agreed. Some girls do get a little crazy.
she might have gotten fat then it would be ok or if like she had an accident and turned into an ugly then or both then that would double suck a fat ugly chick is the worst kind of chick she puts out no matter how bad you want her not to.
wolfgang, i hope your testicles fall off
i second that
Agreed.
I agree.
They probably already have. Thus the reason he’s so bitter.
+1
+1
oh snap.
+1
M-hm. I hope so too.
What testicles?
Thank you.
there are reasons that people like you die sad and lonely and surrounded by nothing but cats who eat your face after you die because no one cares enough to come check on you for weeks until you start stinking up the neighborhood.
that wasn’t a cat… *burp*
Lonely Women grow old with cats, lonely men grow old with beer guts and a bar tab..
No such thing as a crazy cat man.
i beg to differ. go watch confessions: animal hoarding on animal planet sometime. the last episode i saw had a crazy man with 30 live cats and a couple of dead ones.
Yes there is. My ex hsuband. Where ever he moves, about a week later, you see a ring of cats sitting and staring at his new place. It’s creepy.
Before I moved out we had 14 cats!!
are you sure he wasn’t a SleepWalker???? those cats may have saved your life….
Ya know, he did sleepwalk sometimes…..
He’s probably a trannie then.
I can assure you, he is not a trannie, we have daughter lol
Hey, I heard plenty of stories of trannies and gays marrying women for job opertunities and status.. then they come out of the closest later in life “Suprise, your daddy is gaaaaay! Isn’t that fabulous! SUPER!”
I can think of 3 women who told me stories where their man ended up being gay.
Alright, I understand what your saying. However, this particular guy is not a trannie. He’s a big bad biker dude. I know your gonna say this makes him MORE likely to be a trannie. For this particular guy, however, I can only say that he is not.
He likes women, alot. Alot alot. So much that he had at least 1 girlfriend on the side while we were married.
Again, your gonna say, that means nothing. Guys often try to prove that they are not gay by doing that.
Your just gonna have to take my word on it (you won’t, but I don’t care)
*like*!! oh, and a big bad biker guy who’s being stalked by cats???? Now that is freaky!! Mind you, my dad’s an ex hells angel and cats always seem to take a shine to him…. Its so strange!!
Big bad bikers are the new f*gs!
Bikers are the new f*gs in case youve been living under a rock.
Sorry, I don’t frequent /b/ so I don’t really care.
The guys I’ve known all my life don’t swing that way, and their way of life is written in their blood.
It’s actually from southpark hahah
Actually, most trannies are straight, they just like to be pretty… Eddie Izzard for example.
Eddie Izzard is a horrible example. Mostly because he makes an ugly woman.
Disagrre. I like Eddie with makeup, but I do think he’s sexier with a goatee. He does have a very big chin.
Probably one of those creatures from that crappy Sleepwalkers movie from the 90′s
cheating on someone who has had an accident is totally fine, but only if they’re in a wheel chair, right?
cheating is never fine and even in that condition there are many ways to pleasure each other
I think (and hope) that his comment was sarcasm, judging by the “but only if they’re in a wheelchair, right?” part.
yes, it was sarcasm…
wow, i’ll try to be more obvious next time.
Troll harder.
Cheating is never justifiable you dirtbag
well I think it works like this then:
1. you break up with her
2. you sleep with others
or what if you stay with her because you love her for who she is? jesus is real love that hard to find???
we’re comparing what I wrote with cheating on her. If you love her for who she is, you won’t cheat her in the first place nor think bout breaking up
and yes, it’s hard to find in world full of selfish bastard that won’t do any compromise. yes, I think so
damn…you won this round
yeah…not happy about it :/
It’s a strange world, Sandy…
TRUE LOVE IS NOT HARD TO FIND!!!!
Just give decent men a chance and know when it’s over!
I love, love.
Love sucks.. its like being a baby turtle on a beach. You’re so excited to be out of that shell you were in for months but the seagulls are decending over head. Eventually love will eat you alive
yum.
love is everywhere, it’s just hard to find the right kind you are looking for. People need to stop being so stubborn and learn to comprimise a little, only then will you find what you really need.
True love is very difficult to find. Everyone has some amount of shallow aspects to them that makes them finicky about what they want in a woman.
I had a man tell me he didn’t want me because I wasn’t the height that he wanted in a woman and I chopped my hair off.
True love is also difficult to find because people are selfish and childish. Fear of commitment (while completely ridiculous) is extremely common and it can completely f**k up a perfectly good relationship.
I don’t mean that it’s impossible, nor do I mean to burst your bubble… but, sweetheart, life is no fairytale and “Happily Ever After” doesn’t just fall out of the sky.
You did whut to your hair?
I thinkI love you Lallie
I’m not living in a bubble when it comes to love
I’ve just dated enough WRONG people to know when I’ve come across the RIGHT one! Happy ever after only exist when you’re willing to work at it.
From a spark and lust should grow respect, should come love. You cannot love without respecting someone. Read my blog sweatheart Blah, and Good luck.
I love this, you’re SO right! Love isn’t all puppies, sunshine, rainbows and lollipops, just like ANY other relationship in your life, you have ups and downs, arguments or disagreements, it’s the people worth keeping around that make you want to work through it.
“Falling in love with someone isn’t always going to be easy… Anger… tears… laughter.. It’s when you want to be together despite it all. That’s when you truly love another. I’m sure of it.”
“True love doesn’t live happily ever after – true love has no ending.”
Yu know whats weird? I too seem the be the only guy that wants compromise, but chicks dont want to anymore! lol wtf is up with da world yo!
dunno, but DO NOT WANT
Angry woman is angry. I think its you that won’t compromise, I have a feeling that you expect the man to give up or compromise everything in his life for you while you give up nothing. Typical woman.
it has to be mutual…lol my ex asked me to do a very STUPID compromise…she said that i must stop playing soccer…i mean wtf??? I started playing soccer at the age of 10…and now she wants me to just stop? that just pissed me of
See, in that situation, I can agree that the said compromise is rather extreme.
You should never ask your s.o. to give up a hobby like that. If the other party is doing something you don’t like, you don’t try to change them and hope for the best; it never works, it just makes things more angering. You just don’t bother with them. Don’t cheat on them, don’t stay with them, just tell them what you find wrong and go.
And, Raichu, there are women who make compromises. The ones that don’t fall under the same superficial category as men who won’t compromise. (In my book, at least. I’ve never been fond of the “whipped” concept, and I’m female.) As cheese said, it should be mutual. If it isn’t, it’s going to fail without a doubt.
Or maybe she’s just a lying cheating whore.
yea he cheated on her cause she might get fat and ugly.. lol by the way, it was really hard to read your run-on sentence.
you sir, fail at life.
Wolfgang, you are a jackass.
While I have to say that it’s better to break up with someone than cheat on them, I don’t know if he’s really a jack-ass. I wouldn’t say with my boyfriend if he got fat. :/ I really love the boy to death, but fatness turns me the hell off. How am I supposed to sleep with someone who turns me the hell off? I would expect that he either 1) started losing weight right away or 2) let me sleep with someone else until he lost weight. Seems far enough to me.
Then again, I’m guessing that most of the angry responses came from fat chicks.
You sound like an idiot.
I don’t see a problem with that, as long as you’re honest about it from the start. If you are shallow, and the guy you’re with knows that, then he can choose to be with a shallow girl or not.
I think people just need to choose to be honest. If this guy chose to tell her he wanted to be with other girls, he could have gotten out of the relationship, had tons of sex, and not wasted her time.
People need to realize that telling someone the truth makes everything easier. Sure it might make it uncomfortable for a bit if you hurt their feelings, but then they can move on and so can you.
Everyone has the right to be as picky as they want, if you don’t like fat people, ugly people, stupid people, hairy guys, people with brown eyes, who gives a f’k? Nobody should have to date someone that isn’t what they want, even if it makes them shallow, that’s their choice.
See, that’s a very good point.
Honesty is key. In reference to the Failbook post itself, had the guy told her how he felt, then it’s her own fault for not listening… However, if he didn’t, then it’s his flaw.
You are so a dude, percocet princess. An ugly one at that.
oh f**k…you’re really…wow…just wow..this is soo messed up
Percocet princess is obviously a man. No woman would say that. What if you got pregnant and your man was like “oh you’re disgusting right now so I’m going to screw someone else for 9 months?”
no women would ever be shallow? what world do you live in?? women are just as shallow as men! and i dont mean that in a bad way. i would never expect a sexy woman to stay with me if i turned into a lazy lump on the couch. she deserves better and ill exercise enough to be what she deserves. at the very least healthy looking. women have the right to be shallow just as men do.
having a physical disability or something is different. even if there is a legitimate excuse for being fat, then you should stay. but if you are just not putting the effort into looking good, then you dont deserve someone who does.
im not saying this is the reason why the guy cheated. im just sick and tired of people assuming that men are the only ones who have physical preferences and women love unconditionally. i know from experience, they dont
You should place your head under a guillotine and proceed to decapitate yourself, seeing as how your lack of genitals makes you useless in this reproducing world.
aw, can nobody see this? I may be wrong, but it looks like he was just f*cking around, being a d*ck just to be a d*ick. trying to be funny… I mean, it wasn’t really funny, but I think that might have been his intent.
either that, or trolling for trolling’s sake, as someone mentioned.
Is this even english?
Whut?
Even the fattest ugliest “chick” in the world is too good and too beautiful for you.
wouldn’t it be funny if all those girls went and beat the s**t out of him, a man can dream, right.
well it is kind of her fault for not noticing for 5.5 years..or ignoring it..
but on the other hand i’ve been accused by my (ex)gf of cheating a lot of times..when i actually never did..so it might just be a spiteful girl (who breaks in in his fb)
Who says he was cheating FOR 5.5 years?
He totally deserved that. Wolfgang’s an idiot.
“Girlfriend/fiance,” even it is referring to a transvestite, still cannot exist and cannot be cheated on. I agree that one should not date this person because he either molested a mentally handicapped person for 5 years or is but a traveler through our universe on his way to other dimensions of being.
Learn some English. “His girlfriend of five years” is a perfectly correct way of saying “the girl he’s been with for the last five years”.
I’ve seen some pretentious spelling/grammar nazis before, but you make it an art.
so says the volleyball.
SUPER TRIPLE WIN!!!!!!!
Am I seriously the only one hear who bothered to check the headline?
“Password security is more than a passing trend”
Translation: Some idiot thought it would be funny to hack this person’s account and post this
Also, I don’t think anyone would openly admit they’ve cheated on someone and then warn others
Still, this is a fail none the less
*here
Spelling error fixed, thank you
his girlfriend found out he was cheating and hacked him.
Hacked? There’s a fine line between hackers and crackers and she’s neither of those…
Has no one thought about it this way(?): Cookie accepted, not logged out, password to his computer, if it exists, is her birthday
But in a relationship that long, I believe you know the password(s) of your s.o.
My husband and I have been married for eight years, and were together for two years before that… and we do know several of each other’s passwords, but not each other’s email or ATM PINs. Security is forever.
Which makes this an example of sweet, sweet vengence.
That’s how I caught my husband cheating…he forgot to log out. I wish I was brave enough to do what the girlfriend/fiance did. I just messaged the b*tch and told her to stop hooking up with a married man.
You lose. We’ll title your comment “understanding what happened fail”
Finally. I hate reading through a freaking group therapy session.
I predict sunshine and good fortune for most of you, BUT not all!
This is why I never leave myself logged in anywhere.
I can very well imagine myself going psycho like this if my BF of 5.5 years were to cheat on me with someone I know.
If you wanna do the crime, you gotta do the time. Simple as. IF you don’t want to be in a relationship anymore, just grow a pair and go through the break-up.
You know everyone is defending the girl, what about the dood though? There are usually reasons that drives a man to cheat. Was she getting boring, was she starting to annoy him, has she been taking money and wasting it on stupid stuff, has she stopped putting out, etc
Men are born with a need to mate with as many different women as possible. Usually this instinct is suppressed by society, upbringing, religion, etc.
Most of the time its the woman who drives a man to do this, because he feels unwanted or driven off by her. Also most domestic violances are instigated by women and the majority of the domestic violences are women beating up the men yet men don’t report it as society would lable that man a whimp.
I think by 2200, men will be like the women of the 1500′s and women will be the new men.
Men are born with a need to mate with as many different women as possible? But what about women who feel they want/or need to have sex with as many guys as they want (not that I am on)? They’re labelled sluts, whores, whatever. It’s an unfair double standard. And there’s no reason to cheat. If she had become boring, annoying, or any of the things you bring up, the guy SHOULD have the balls by breaking up with her first; however most don’t and blame the girl. If you men are supposed to be so manly, why do the cowardly thing and go behind someone’s back, when really you should just grow some balls and deal with it.
Plus mating = having sex for the purpose of making babies, NOT casual sex, which I’m pretty sure is what you meant. Which that again is bull, some men feel they’re entitled to have sex with as many women as they want to because they feel they “need” to, where really, they don’t. There’s nothing wrong with experimenting in high school/college with a few different partners, because most relationships during that stage of life don’t last very long, but there is no need to be with every woman possible. It isn’t in the genetic construction of the “y” chromosome, it’s a misogynistic viewpoint embedded in the male brain from hundreds of years ago to boost their fragile ego so they didn’t feel so guilty about their wrongdoings with mistresses and the like.
*sits back and waits for people to start calling me a feminist, even if i’m only stating an argument and nobody on here actually knows me*
Feminist. You should probably do your research before you post.. or listen to KISW and the BJ Shea show.
Also women that want to have sex with as many men as possible arn’t the norm. The average woman wants a companion not multipul.
Also women cheat as well or did you forget that? Many of them don’t tell their boyfriends/husbands as well.. so you can keep you fem-a-nazi counter attack to yourself because I never said that only men are victims.
Times are changing and women like to keep blaming men for whatever problems are in the world. Feminist movement granted you far more powers then men have and you still whine and complain for more. If I hired a man over a woman and they were both equally qualified, I’d be labled sexist. If I hired a woman over a man who were equally qualified nobody would think anything about that.
FYI monkeys which we’re evolved from didn’t have mistresses, wives or girlfriends. So yes its in our genetics, we’re just being trained by religion and such to keep to one woman at a time.
What about those other cultures/religions that allow a man to marry more then one woman?
*rolls his eyes and tosses popcorn at pixie*
lol I’m a woman and I agree. I would like to have many partners but my husband won’t let me. He also hasn’t been with anyone else. So I’m poly and he isn’t. Women actually want sex a lot more than people think.
You’re wrong about one thing, it being in our genetics. Men want to keep us to themselves because they want their genes passed along without anyone elses genes in her. Lots of species of animals keep to one mate too, by the way.
See I haven’t met many guys like your husband or many women like you. Its 85% the other way around typically. And yes I realize that women are typically that way, cept men are a lot more open about it. Though times are changing and sometimes I hear stuff come from women thats like … “whut?”
Yes a lot of animals keep to one mate but many animals have multipul or random mating. Look at lions.. one dood, multipul women. Look at some of the other cultures out there, one dood many wives. Only time I heard of women having multipul husbands was like some fairy tale about Nodrics where the woman who stayed at port would have one husband out to sea and another back at port and they would rotate out.
So men are possessive of their women but it doesn’t mean they don’t want to find other women too at the same time.
:O
too long winded replies… cba to read it.. where as i do normally read the comments…. so bit of advice, next time, get to the point…
I agree with all… according to evolutionary psychologists men have the need to spread there seed with as many women as possable to be sure their genes get out there in the world, and omen ant to keep that man because she has to have the child… however now that we have birth control we women are are taking charge so we don’t become pregnant… but that basic need is in our genes… I am not saying this is true for everyone. It certainly isn’t for me
i agree– women want sex a lot more than men seem to think. i am constantly hounding my guy for it, at least once a day. he thinks it’s funny. i know a lot of other women in similar situations. if my guy cheated on me i don’t think it would be because i wasn’t putting out. why always blame the woman? maybe he’s just a d*ck
I find myself in the same situation, colorless. <3
When WILL these men realize it's in our genetic makeup??
You sir here abd claim that any woman who defends women is a feminest. Your nothing but a chauvinest!! You are exactly what you are tryig to put down you pathetic excuse for a man. No, not man. Boy. maybe you should take your own advice. Btw, human monogamy has never been provan, so your point is compleatly moot. Do your homework before opening your huge chauvinestic mouth. I hope you die a lonly death.
(While I completely agree with your statement…)
Trying to sound intelligent and telling him to do his homework when you don’t use spell-check enough to realize how difficult it is to read your statement can make your point seem moot…
However, point established, monogamy v. polygamy is purely cultural and personal preference. I don’t understand how that can be proven or dis-proven. (Not to say that I approve of polygamy, I am selfish and want my man to only love me, but still.)
Being a feminist isn’t an insult.
Sorry, yes I realize that women cheat too. I think they’re just as bad, I don’t blame men for that. I think anyone should grow a pair and just dump whomever their with if they really don’t want to be with them anymore. As for the KISW/BJ Shea show I have no idea what these are. American (assumption)? I’m north of your border if these happen to be American, so not exactly easily accessible.
As for my “fem-a-nazi” counter attack, meh, not going to happen, since I’m not a feminist. Just went on a long winded rant and happen to dislike liars and cheaters. I dislike women who scream sexist for everything, I know the difference between sexist and not. Example: Because I’m a girl I should stick to things like dance and cheerleading instead of jui-jitsu and rugby: sexist; my male friends happen to be able to take harder hits on the field than me and could probably beat me in a sparring match: not sexist, since men are generally stronger and have higher pain tolerance than women. Screaming sexism is pretty much the same as screaming racism, but let’s not get into that, shall we (your business example works for both sex and race).
and FYI, we didn’t evolve from monkeys, we evolved from a similar ancestor that was both ape-like and man-like, and the species branched off, so maybe you should do some research.
To go into religion, I’m atheist. I have nothing against people who practice any religion, as long as they do no harm to others. I’m not affected by these polygamist religions and as long as they treat every wife fairly, I don’t see an issue. It’s their culture, let them enjoy it if they can afford it.
*eats popcorn*
You, sir, have won the game.
wow…you wrote way too much when you could’ve just read lallie’s last few words. “just grow a pair and go through the break-up”. Must be a product of the “blame everyone else” generation.
Meh.. batman riding superman.
From what I understand, the basic instinct of the male is to be with as many partners as possible to spread his seed around, while the basic instinct of the women is to keep a single mate for protection and companionship. Hence, all the dysfunction that relationships go through. However, just because our Id is telling us to engage in this behavior doesn’t mean we have to do it, and in todays modern society we should really know better then to cheat on those who care about us.
Blah, you’re my hero
I skipped this nonsense. Way to long to read anyway.
Not just blahs comment but all you retards with the long ass comments. No need to write a story. A small paragraph is all you need.
i did too! just make a funny or witty comment and move on!
just trying to start a friendly debate on an otherwise boring night. if it’s too long for you, skip over it, no need to comment on how long and boring it is.
Really? So what OTHER “basic instincts” do today’s males have?
/crickets
Maybe she didnt post this, maybe he wrote it because he’s full of self pity and shame. He didnt like a virtual self flogging, cause he relizes how much pain hes caused……NOT!! no ladies, no man like that exists
Why is everybody ignoring the comment about “the fact that Ms. Fix-It slept with Joe Hawtness,” even if it isn’t true?
I demand a passive-aggressive flame war to start between these two via their comments on their respective cheezburger sites.
Either that or a scandalous picture of Ms. Fix-it and Joe Hawtness showing up on Hawtness.com!
Anybody else got some ideas? Who’s with me?
lol I totally agree with you. I just scrolled through over 100 comments looking for someone talking about that.
Ms. Fix-it must make house calls if she slept with Joe Hawtness though, seeing as he never leaves his mom’s basement.
Definitely need some sort of picture of Ms. Fix-it
And I’ve seen pics of Joe, I’m guessing Ms. Fix-it was a little drunk when it happened (sorry Joe).
FAIL for all of you. This is a status update by ‘him.’ He posted this to his own status… not ‘she/her.’
wait… FAIL for ME! LMAO, never mind… pretend I was never here… LMAO!
sry, the dmg has allready been done
Don’t you love the lack of deletion once you’ve posted?
It makes it like real life, because once words come out, they can’t go back in…
Nice one, Kathryn
That’s a bit selfish, isn’t it? Learn to share…
Shut up
how come she was out of the kitchen?
With that attitude, you’ll be pulling yourself for a long time…
Hehehehe….
…… Seriously? I think I want to kill someone now….. Even if its myself. x_x
Me too. But just ignore the spambot. Thats what im going to start doing.
Friend’s ex wife did the same thing to him except he never actually cheated. She was a paranoid, jealous wench. She did cheat btw.
BTW. It’s always the cheaters fault for cheating. They can choose to leave. It’s never the victim’s fault. Period. You don’t HAVE to stay with the person while you go with someone else.
So very true.
THANK YOU K!
Idc what a guy’s excuse is, if you don’t want them, leave!
Good God, first the hundreds of comments debating about the girl being the victim and not- then we have *this*
stfu allready
TL, DR
Look at all the colors!!!! It’s like a rainbow…..
…now I want Skittles.
i wish i could do this to my exboyfriend but i dont know his password.
WIN