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Hayden: Step away from your computer, pack a bag and move to Rio. Louise is a pot too full of crazy to stir.
+1
This is nearly word for word what I was going to post.
WIN!
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+1000000000 internetz
lulz
Said the Little Blue Man.
yeesh.
pwnd?
Yup. I’m under the influence that this man is a great troll.
Um… the phrase “under the influence” should not be followed by a phrase beginning with “that”. I believe you mean “under the *impression*”. Because otherwise, the sentence really makes NO sense…
[/grammar Nazi]
she asked for it!! LOL.
I LUV YOU LOIS AND CLAK
So now she’ll be talking to her other boyfriend…
yes thats all you get, never interrupt a man while hes watching tv
wow. this is why 16 year old girl should not be allowed to date, fall in love, or own facebook accounts. they all act like attention whore tards.
Amen!
…aaand that’s why people like you should get off the internet.
Excuse me? I’m fifteen, and I don’t have a boyfriend, and I have a Facebook account, so buzz off! >:(
good, then before you get a boyfriend, learn that men HATE when girls say iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou just to see if they get to hear the same in return. until then, you are not allowed to date or fall in love, for mankind’s sake!!
Am I the only one who has been tricked into saying the L-word to a girl only to have her take it the wrong way? But when I see a girl that was too cool to talk to me the year before at school she says I love you. I still try to avoid that goddamn word.
Not all of us act like attention whores.
That’s generalizing, moron, and it’s rather obnoxious.
Lol according to your replies, they also easily get snippy and defensive.
A true man would have said “I know”
And then the true man would have been immediately dumped.
in carbonite
^^^^ Win.
There are too many status’ by girls who need a back-hander. I don’t want to read another “I love you forever babe!” Why can’t they just text each other?
Because if she doesn’t make sure everyone (from their 86-year-old gramma to their new boyfriend’s ex of a week and a half) “hears” her say it, then it doesn’t mean anything at all. That’s also why relationships only count if they’re “on Facebook”.
I didn’t say it made sense.
I love you Coraline!!!
funny thing is, they seem to count less when they’re on facebook. people get desensitized, and then a simple “I love you” isn’t enough.
also, i’d like to point out a small miracle: this guy, although he left out the spaces, managed to get all his grammars right.
“I love you too” is unfortunately only four words long and a common phrase. Not hard to get right. And technically, I believe there should have been a comma after “you”… But you’re right in that he got the correct “too”! Points for that, anyway!
According to Teh Google, the comma is not necessary!
…Because Google is an expert on grammar. I see.
“Why can’t they just text each other?”
Back in my day, we used to actually *speak* to each other, face to face or on a landline telephone, or if we couldn’t do that, we’d write a letter on proper paper with a real pen. Can you imagine? Golly gosh, how times have changed, kids of today. etc etc…
Wow…they now have *voice* texting?
I guess… But still, reading about a teenage girls’ undying love for her 6th boyfriend of the month is nearly as monotonous as reading what they had for breakfast.
At least his reply wasn’t “I love you more.”
Then it would have turned into comments such as, “OMG I love you, like, times infinity!”
Jesus, I have to do that with my girlfriend.. and I’m only 13. God help me..
Thats why i think love is overrated
The word definitly is. The emotion itself is amazing, everyone just thinks they find it a whole lot earlier then they actually do. Thou there are rare exceptions to this rule, but not many.
What a douche.
Are you 12? Cause I fail to see the douchery you speak of.
Amen!
He should have said, ”I love you too, make me a sandwich”.
Best.
Reply.
EVAARRRR!! :O
A true man would have said “I know”
Star Wars reference FTMFW
He should have said, “I love you too, I can has cheezburger nao?”
no
What if he said “I LIKE you”… then she would say: Like me?? All these time together kissing and hugging and dating and you LIKE me??!!” XP
..why am I reminded of my ex?
Except I replied with “Ya mind?! I’m trying to play Zelda here! I love you too, but GEEEEEZZ MAN! Priorities!”
Holy sh*t…. How did you survive the onslaught?
Why do people do this on facebook? Could they use the chat/IM feature on FB for this?
Stage five clinger alert! Stage five clinger alert!
Ah, 14 year old girls and their “relationships”…This site would easily have 1/3 less content without their incessant “I love you, ["boyfriend"]!” status updates and wall posts. And all these “I love you [male]” posts are about the same, caps lock turned on then removed from the keyboard and at least half a dozen exclamation points. Facebook helps these teenage girls become attention whores. They don’t have boyfriends because they are attracted to the guy. They have boyfriends to show their other teenage girl friends that they’re “more mature than them” because they “have a boyfriend” that is, at best, the boy that they make sit with them and their friends at lunch every day until either he gets bored with it or she realizes he’s bored with it then they “break up” and he goes back to playing his XBox 360 and she gets another “Boyfriend” and Facebook doesn’t help to show them that this isn’t a real relationship and they’re annoying.
TL;DR – Middle school girls and their “relationships” aren’t real but Facebook helps to make them think they are.
Aza, you are f**king AWESOME!
If you had to write a TL;DR translation, why did you write that long a comment in the first place…?
Also: please never write a 7 line long sentence again, unless you WANT people to stop reading.
haha i stopped reading too, aza u really do have to make shorter comments
As annoying as I think this is, I don’t get the assumption that they’re teenagers that have been together for 2 days. It’s not necesarily the case, douchebags.
Skeet skeet skeet.
I believe you mean “don’t get the *impression*”. One *gets* an impression and *makes* an assumption. Also, change of tone between most of the comment and the last word makes you sound like your alternate personality took over.
Also, there’s nobody 14 with the name ‘Louise’. srsly.
Not all teenage girls are like this, people! I don’t have a boyfriend, and even if I did, I wouldn’t incessantly post “I love you!” on FaceBook! It’s called texting or chatting on FaceBook itself….besides, if someone on my page was like this, I’d just hide them, you CAN do that, y’know! >.>
How about you actually talk to him face to face?
It’s called I might not be able to meet him… >.> (And I said I didn’t have a bf….read a lil’ closer next time)
Um, for the record, she posted that on his wall, not as a status update.
Hello, everyone! I’m here to spread the wonderful word of equality! Did you know that all humans are equal? It’s true! No one person is greater or lesser than another! Isn’t that great?! Our founding fathers gave each of us those rights, and they expect us to treat each other with the respect we deserve, so make sure you’re kind to everyone you see!
Do you believe in equality? Good! Let’s make this world a better place and spread the word together that all human beings are equal!
The Founding Fathers would disagree with you. Recall that they proclaimed that we are endowed with those rights by “our Creator”—they didn’t “give them” to us,
Louise wrote that long love note that was on hawtness a few days ago, didn’t she?
I thought it was me and I took a double take then realized , “oh what no one loves me….”
If she spend that much time making him a f@ckin’ sammich instead of wasting time on the interwebs (girls??? on MY internets???), his words would have been more… tender
If a girl shows you her love like that after a few weeks, that’s ok…
If she does that kind of thing after a year… RUN.
personally, i would have done more to express my love. that is, if i really felt it. i dont care if it looks gay. i like a girl who is very expressive.
its not good to expect anything like she did though
I’m sorry but im actually best friends with Louise so how about you all shut up. Louise and her boyfriend have been together for over a year and they live together, so how about you all get your noses out of other people’s lives. If you think it’s so annoying then why do you spend time reading about it? How dare you call her an “attention whore” when you don’t even know her? You all need to get over yourselves and stop judging others.
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Cliff, go make me a sandwich.
You’ll love the special sauce, baby. It’s so warm and juicy.
Oh, Cliff honey, stop kidding yourself. There’s a reason you’re home alone on Friday nights.