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This is a WIN!!
From Dumb & Dumber
F**K! what an awesome trick!
No, it is not. It does not make sense and the only “Fail” is that people think this is accurate.
When you place a bet, it’s not in place until the bet is finalized. The bet does not begin before or during the placement of the bet. So, in this case, the bet would start when he says “deal,” not before he says “deal.” Once the bet is in place (AFTER he says “deal”) the bet begins, and he would have 24 hours to not bet from that point on.
It’s like that other joke of this type where a homeless guy has a sign saying “I’ll bet you a dollar you’ll read this sign,” and it’s implied that you lost by reading it. No, you didn’t. It wouldn’t be a legitimate bet UNTIL you agreed to it, at which point you could simply not read the sign again and you’d win the bet.
tl;dr, the bet isn’t valid until AFTER it’s placed. The OP here did not automatically win by getting somebody to say “deal.”
Dude, you are an idiot…the win is that he gambled, not that he lost the bet. By saying deal, he accepted the bet and gambled…way to shoot off your mouth without thinking…
yeah, but betting =/= gambling, so this is a fail anyhow.
clarification: it’s only gambling when chance is involved. When betting on your own ability (like ‘bet I can run a mile in 5 minutes’) you’re not gambling, because you know (or at least make an assessment) if you can or can’t complete the task.
I can’t believe you guys are dissecting posts like this! Hahahaha ^^
dude i saw the long post and didnt read it, because i knew it was a technicality, and the fact that i wanted to say to you, just shut the f**k up
Win :’)
epic trick~
bet you don’t
i’m so going to use that one
Going to use this? Epic Trick? You guys ALL FAIL for not knowing this is a quote from Dumb & Dumber.
Sheesh… old joke is old. Good joke is good, yes, but very old.
I never noticed the quotation marks at first.
That is so fake. There are just so many fake ones on here now.
so the same person posted 3 comments in a row? wow super funny
They were not 3 in a row. First guy is not the same guy in the next 2 posts
Dumb & Dumber FTW
hahahaha i saw this on an A-team episode
This bit is older than the Dumb & Dumber movie….The people who wrote that movie took it from an old skit from Rowan & Martin’s Laugh In.
It’s from various vaudeville gags at the turn of the century. LAST century. It was old before Rowan or Martin were born.
Hello, everyone! I’m here to spread the wonderful word of equality! Did you know that all humans are equal? It’s true! No one person is greater or lesser than another! Isn’t that great?! Our founding fathers gave each of us those rights, and they expect us to treat each other with the respect we deserve, so make sure you’re kind to everyone you see!
Do you believe in equality? Good! Let’s make this world a better place and spread the word together that all human beings are equal!
I dont have founding fathers, not American. Am I not equal?
I’m neither American nor Christian. Could you change it again to include ‘… Flappadorfl, the minor deity of pancakes and pelicans, made us that way, etc etc…’? I’m feeling a bit left out…
WIN
hehe win
You know what? If it will make you listen to my message, I will.
Go on then…
Yes. They have all the same rights as I do. They deserve the same amount of respect as anyone else. Trust me, I was being nice this time around.
Wrong. I > u. And I dare you to prove this inequality (according to ThinkGeek, it’s the ultimate one) wrong.
I’m bigger than you. Does that make me greater?
Yes. Yes it does.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
We’re all equal. Some of us are just more equal than others…
FAIL.
The founding fathers did NOT GIVE us these rights. Read the Declaration of Independence: We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights. Among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.
Rights are God-given (if you believe in God), not man-given.
Mind you that is the pursuit of happiness, not a guarantee of happiness provided through legislation.
And if you do not believe in god then they are evolutionary benefits that are still not provided by man, or the Communists er… Democrats.
Yes, originally, my argument involved God. But the atheists whined like the babies they are, so I changed it to shut their asses up.
Wow, what happened to “and they expect us to treat each other with the respect we deserve, so make sure you’re kind to everyone you see!”
And don’t even try pulling the ‘they don’t deserve respect’ or the ‘I’m not actually seeing them’ card.
Justin Bieber isn’t.
hell if i’m equal with that f*g i’ll shoot myself on the spot.
omg is that an “Animal Farm” reference?
Why is everything on this website an Animal Farm reference?
ahahahahaha! AWESOME trick. I fell out of my chair laughing.
DEAL! Wait No! No Deal! No Deal at all! I could get much more on my next pick!
This is very, very old.
Geez, how stupid can you be?
thats y he fell for it u twat
Funny? Yes
Stolen from explosm? Yes.
I was the commenter on this one… It was just a joke. I’m not that stupid. Chill out. Especially DL.
He/She stole it from C&H
It took me 3 looks to get it. The fella’s who censored out the names should use dif colours -___-