Psstch. Mom always gets penis after work. She just never invites her daughter. Boy is her little girl going to be surprised where Mom takes her… on the next Geraldo.
“Creepy guy at work: Hey girl…Girl: …..*awkward turtle*Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?Girl: ……*awkward turtle makes babies*Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I’ll pay.Girl: ……………………….*Awkward turtles babies die*”
it’s a girl thing. calling it pedis. not to mention, People and grammar isn’t all that great these days. A lot of people say alot instead of a lot. Doesn’t mean it is fake, pft, could be but doesn’t prove anything.
Apparently Kathryn is the grammar pics! However she is wrong, I work in a salon people ask for “pedi’s” when making multiple appointments all the damn time
Well, I looked up Pedis…. 2 definitions found; (i) Athletes Foot (ii) The Vein that runs across the top of your foot. So why the hell would you ask your mother that anyway?? Weird lot!
That’s what you get for your incessant abbreviation. And it’s an iPhone! It would be half-excusable on a dumb phone where you have to key in each character with multiple button presses, not on an iPhone.
Haha thats what you get for getting a overpriced gadget like a iphone haha hey atleast u didn’t text ur dad asking that. haha did ur mom atleast say yes? haha that would be embarassing for both of u.
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thank you Brian!! I was gonna say the same thing! It’s made up! The iPhone auto corrects “pedis” to say pesos. Also, it’s not pedi’s because it’s not a contraction or possessive. It’s pedis because it’s plural.
I’m surprised no one pointed out that “n” and “d” are not exactly next to each other on the keyboard. iPhones really only auto-correct when the letters are in close proximity to one another. So unless she was trying to type “pebis”, I don’t think it would have made it to “penis”.
she said she wanted 2
I would like to know that too…
Psstch. Mom always gets penis after work. She just never invites her daughter. Boy is her little girl going to be surprised where Mom takes her… on the next Geraldo.
In a few hours, Mom will be over on itmademyday.com telling us about the penis her daughter offered her.
Amusing, but entirely creepy. O_o
Now this is EPIC! lol
some guys are called leslie…that would be even more creepy methinks?
guy…and a pedicure….kinda gay don’t ya think?
Oh, so pedis is short for pedicures? Aha! Urbandictionary.com says it’s a lettuce leaf!!!!
guy?
How many male Leslie’ss do you know that get pedicures?
The gay ones?
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous!
All of them
Leslie is the male variant of the name and Lesley the female.
I highly doubt Leslie is a male, but if that were true this would reach a whole new level of wrong.
No it’s not. Either one can be used for male or female. Leslie is the true form of the name, Lesley is one of those alternate spellings.
I’ve known females with the name spelled Leslie.
Why? OMG GAY?
Primero!
i whant to see the comment’s… i bet there is an epic win in them
“Creepy guy at work: Hey girl…Girl: …..*awkward turtle*Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?Girl: ……*awkward turtle makes babies*Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I’ll pay.Girl: ……………………….*Awkward turtles babies die*”
omg hahahahaha!!!!!!
she can have my penis
But you’re gay…
exactly, Gay Love must be a female with a penis
u ppl r nasty
but does she want one for christmas?
penis’s
Fake… you wouldn’t put plural On pedi’s, you would say “A pedi”…
FAKE!
actually you would. There is 2. So it is plural. One for her mum. One for her. She’s asking if her mum wants to come with her to get one each…
If you and a friend went to get pedicures y’all would have *two* pedicures (one for each of you). Anything more than one would be a plural. :p
If I was asking someone if they wanted to get a pedicure with me, I’d probably ask them if they wanted to get “pedis”. So not really.
it’s a girl thing. calling it pedis. not to mention, People and grammar isn’t all that great these days. A lot of people say alot instead of a lot. Doesn’t mean it is fake, pft, could be but doesn’t prove anything.
nuh people call them pedis, you seem to be under the impression that everyone cares about grammar lolwot
Apparently Kathryn is the grammar pics! However she is wrong, I work in a salon people ask for “pedi’s” when making multiple appointments all the damn time
“police” not pics … Damn iPhone !
yeah, because yours sure isn’t
Well, I looked up Pedis…. 2 definitions found; (i) Athletes Foot (ii) The Vein that runs across the top of your foot. So why the hell would you ask your mother that anyway?? Weird lot!
I hope you are trolling and not serious.
Pedies* Pedi is an abbreviation of pedicure
ROFL’ed
Maybe they like fungus-feet, you never know! Jeez, don’t judge!
Pedi is short for pedicures lol
To get on the other side!!
Uh, try it. iPhone corrects pedis to Pesos.
I think the iPhone “learns” corrections based on previous ones. Mine corrected pedis, with perks and/or pediatric.
That’s what you get for your incessant abbreviation. And it’s an iPhone! It would be half-excusable on a dumb phone where you have to key in each character with multiple button presses, not on an iPhone.
I want to know what mom’s text reply was.
Haha thats what you get for getting a overpriced gadget like a iphone haha hey atleast u didn’t text ur dad asking that. haha did ur mom atleast say yes? haha that would be embarassing for both of u.
Hello, everyone! I’m here to spread the wonderful word of equality! Did you know that all humans are equal? It’s true! No one person is greater or lesser than another! Isn’t that great?! God made us that way, and God expects us to treat each other that way, so make sure you’re kind to everyone you see!
Do you believe in equality? Good! Let’s make this world a better place and spread the word together that all human beings are equal!
Umm…
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Im just going to get a pedi done on my penis to shut u all up lol
lol didn’t notice it was a girl, that makes it even funnier!
thank you Brian!! I was gonna say the same thing! It’s made up! The iPhone auto corrects “pedis” to say pesos. Also, it’s not pedi’s because it’s not a contraction or possessive. It’s pedis because it’s plural.
I’m surprised no one pointed out that “n” and “d” are not exactly next to each other on the keyboard. iPhones really only auto-correct when the letters are in close proximity to one another. So unless she was trying to type “pebis”, I don’t think it would have made it to “penis”.
fake