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See, and I thought the fake Myspace profile I made for our children would have totally convinced you.
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creepy AND crazy!
This sounds like a guy that used to stalk me, omg. He was convinced that I was his girlfriend because I talked to him ONCE (and it certainly wasn’t a suggestive conversation). When I told him to STOP telling people we were dating, because it was embarrassing and not true, he told me he was going to knife me unless I loved him, because we were “meant to be”.
Sickening.
You need to learn to listen. I never said I was going to “knife you.” I said I was going to “Skyview” – the VD clinic over near Kroger. These sores didn’t start showing up until after that one time we “talked.”
WORD
The word your looking for is “EPIC”
arent these people suppose to be inside institues?
Screw u i was in a mental institution and def. more adjusticed then these psychos atleast i’m trying to get help.
cool story bro
u = you
i = I
def. = am definitely
adjusticed = adjusted
then = than
atleat = at leat
i’m = I’m
Help has been provided.
at leat (and also atleat) = At least
Correct:
Screw you. I was in a mental institution and I am definitely more well-adjusted than these psychos. At least I’m trying to get help.
Help has been provided again.
At *least you tried to correct him/her…
and that means that psychos like that SHOULDN’T be in institutions? The phrase “Get a clue” comes to mind.
gotta love people who blame others for their bad behaviour/craziness.. OY! You are responsible for your own actions..
Well, yes, Just you. Definitely not your crazy ass parents who beat you, locked you in closets, starved you to the brink of death before finally throwing you some scraps, then beat you some more because ‘you looked at them wrong’. Yeah, being crazy is always JUST your fault.
Looks like someone read my autobiography!
Satan, I thought you of all people would be a supporter of child abuse and psychological disorders.
No that’s my hobby!
Win!
Haha so funny haha not Gods going to send u to hell oh yeah.
Ask God for a sense of humor, seriously.
You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary. It’s right there between “s**t” and “syphilis”
Apparently passing the buck is an ever growing trend unlikely to stop.
ROFLMAO
LOL i cant imagine what made him think she was his gf
Sex?
Stalker with delusions?
xDDDDDDDD
Drugs
Peelz.
Sometimes it isn’t that easy to say if someone is your girlfriend/boyfriend. A month back I had a situation like that, there was this girl that had told me she had a crush on me a couple of times and we had talked a bit about what we were but didn’t have agreed we were in a relationship. We had just decided to see what happens and how it’ll go. We did talk daily and sent a lot of text messages and talked on the phone a lot, so that way she was my girlfriend. I wouldn’t say this just based on the fact that we talked a lot, but because as I said earlier she had told me earlier that she was interested in a relationship with me. I’m not really sure if I can say that she was my girlfriend or not, as it ended before we decided that she’d call me her boyfriend and I’d call her my girlfriend.
Anyway, as I said before, it’s not always that easy to tell, so he might’ve thought that she was his girlfriend and she thought otherwise.
Goodness… you have a busy mind. You could have summed that up easier no? LOL. Everything happens for a reason. Personally I love to decipher others’ relationships…
Possibly, but I guess I just for some weird reason kept on explaining it to people who don’t even care. Anyway, depends on how you think the world is. If there’d be a god or a creator of sorts, everything can happen for a reason, but if you think it’s all a coincidence, nothing can happen for a reason.
Or, well, my bad. Depends on what you mean by reason.
For future endeavours, communication is key in any relationship. If you cannot get a clear response to if she is or is not your girlfriend, I would suspect the relationship wouldn’t last very long.
Yah. News flash. If she isn’t willing to say she’s you’re girlfriend, she’s not your girlfriend. Or she’s some semantic-crazy polyamorous person who is willing to engage in what is effectively an exclusive relationship but is horribly offended to have some label applied to it, lest it offend their lifestyle choice.
I mean, I will admit, I have had relationships start from the friend-zone and move from there. You go from friends who talk a lot, to going out to dinners, to kissing a lot, to agreeing to be exclusive (going steady), to agreeing to be boyfriend/girlfriend. Only when you have hit the last stage do you become boyfriend and girlfriend. Both parties have to agree, and usually you also agree to refer to each other as such (unless there is some very good reason to pretend you’re not going out).
Anything before that, not boyfriend/girlfriend. You can be dating exclusively and still not have that label. Ironically though, once you do have the label, you’ll eventually back-date the relationship and say that the time you started going out was the time you had your first date usually (or sometimes, your first date after declaring that you’re exclusive). So when you started being boyfriend/girlfriend actually varies based upon the state of the relationship. Fair enough, this is complex.
I’m guessing he don’t get how things work…
If she eats your ass, she’s your gf.
Hah… this is exactly what all my girlfriends and exes tell me!
Girlfriend(s)?
Girlfriends and exes? So… your current girlfriends tell you “I’m not your girlfriend”?
lol seriously?
Why is she his “friend” on facebook if he is stalking her?
If he is so creepy, than why the hell did she friend him?
My guess is that at first she thought of him as “okay” then it turned bizarre for her. I’d imagine perhaps she de-friend him afterward.
maybe by adding him, he took it to mean theyre in a committed relationship. people take facebook way too seriously
Someone is crazy and it’s you.
Either Green was the ‘stalkee’ or Green is mistaken that Black was talking about her. Trust me, this happens a lot. To me.
So green also said that black is creepy? Because if she thought black was talking about her, she must’ve said that.
Maybe black is stalking more than one girl.
Unfortunately guys seem to get confused on this alot, and I have had to end many friendships because they thought it was ALOT more then friendship. (how saying “I’m not interested in _ucking you, ever” gets misconstrued as “she wants me” I’ll never understand)
One of my best friends’ sisters is like this actually. Not sure if this is the case here, but she’ll go gaga over someone, hang out with them every days for a week or two, call and text all the time, then after the first fight will say, “I never liked him! He wasn’t my boyfriend!” Maybe green and black are both crazy.
maybe he was joking and she played along who knows
This is why there should be a stalker offender registries just like sex offender registries.
I had a friend who said he wanted to date, and it was cool. But then he told me he loved me.. And wanted me to move in with him.. And freaked out when I talked to other guys. But the kicker was that I knew him for a WEEK and we were never dating. So my current boyfriend made him back off.
Seriously though, who doesn’t love stalkers?
If you have a boyfriend, why did you go on a date with the stalker dude in the first place?
She said she didnt, dips**t.
Maybe the guy is a peeping tom or stalker to have this effect with the ladies i assume it’s a girl i think all of this crap is fake btw.
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haha.. awesome, Mitch.
Is this your definition of giving us hell?
Trust me, you’ll get sick of seeing this message eventually.
So you’re saying the baby-raping priests are equal to everyone else?? Are they better than the child molesters that are rotting in prison for life?? Get your head out of your ass, Queen, and stop preaching on FAILBOOK.COM. It’s pathetic.
Nobody is equal to Chuck Norris.
lol oh my god. I’m friends with this guy on facebook. I actually feel quite sorry for him, I’m pretty sure he’s got some form of autism…