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If your mom started her day with this picture on her news feed, you can guarantee hi-jinx will ensue.
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Submitted by: Unknown
If your mom started her day with this picture on her news feed, you can guarantee hi-jinx will ensue.
I’m confused and alarmed.
me too, trimmer or vibrator?
win
I was thinking the exact same thing, hoping, out loud, TRIMMER TRIMMER TRIMMER!
Way to NOT block out the face in the mirror.
We can’t even see it anyways. Have a chill.
IS NOTHING SACRED?!
Silly murky, this is the internet!
Rule 34 applies.
Honey, you’re wrong. This is not pr0n.
In fact, Rule 42 applies.
It will be. Oh, it will be…
i put hair there for a reason! do not remove what i have put in place, even if it is stupid!
lol
fail dude… just fail.
yo stfu, stfu!
Fail indeed, asshair means assberrys, and that’s just f*cking nasty man..
I’m with God on this one. Man wasn’t meant to manscape. Woman, on the other hand, better trim that garden.
above comment now branded with the Official Holy Seal of Approval.
I too approve this comment.
I do too.
Absolutely. Oh, hi dad! *waves at god*
Shut up!
I 3rd the approval.
Now you tell me, i used a rusty knife to do that, i got lockjaw you a-hole!
use a clean rock, like in the old days
Oh my…
WHY DO YOU POST THIS KIND OF STUFF? i mean REALLY?
Speak louder, I don’t think they heard you.
HE SAID, “WHY DO YOU POST THIS KIND OF STUFF? I MEAN REALLY?”
I think they’re taking the whole ‘Gillette – the best a man can get’ thing way too seriously…
Haha, from that angle, and the blocked out bits, it just looks like grey is shoving something up that guys ass O_o… and that is what I first thought until I read the comments below.
I thought exactly the same thing…
Oh.. o.o
FFS. The only hair a man should remove is from his ears, nose and sometimes from in between his teeth.
if all women trims, there shouldn’t be any hairs between a man’s teeth…
This is NOT a fail I want to see…
Do you think women want a mouth full of sweaty stinky hair in their teeth? Men shave… Ask around.
I’ve asked around, and the 3 women I talked to were not pleased with my request. Maybe I should start off slow and ask them to do my face first?
How exactly did you ask?
“Hey! Do you want a mouth full of sweaty stinky hair in your teeth?” is probably NOT the best way to ask.
yeah, that razor burn is going to sting. better put some aftershave on tha………………………………………………….OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Forget the razorburn – the stubble will be the pain that persists!
which is why, despite the massive pain, I preffer to get that spot waxed.
the pain only lasts a couple of seconds(or minutes), but at least you won’t be itching for the next 2 months while you grow the hair back.
wait, you let someone put hot wax on your balls, and then rip it off??……no way no how would I ever do that
ive ofund that fire is the way to go, as long as you remember hair is flammable, cause i didnt and that hurts like nothing else
as long as you keep it shave, it doesn’t itch…i just can’t figure out why he needed help!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I just imagend the scene from Home Alone in a very different way!
Why why why WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS?! D=
anyone wants the uncensored version of this for Christmas?
What is this I don’t even
Hello, everyone! I’m here to spread the wonderful word of equality! Did you know that all humans are equal? It’s true! No one person is greater or lesser than another! Isn’t that great?! God made us that way, and God expects us to treat each other that way, so make sure you’re kind to everyone you see!
Do you believe in equality? Good! Let’s make this world a better place and spread the word together that all human beings are equal!
Where’s my sandwich?
Win.
Oh snap!+
Lawled till I choked.
A) I do not believe in any gods or god. And, there is zero evidence for gods and quite a bit against gods. Do not try to force your stupid delusions on me nor expect me to follow what you say because you invoke the will of an imaginary being who does not exist. And, I can prove that the god you believe in can not possibly exist as you believe.
B) All people are not equal. If that were the case then everyone would be exactly the same. As it is, some people are smarter, some are stronger, some are more attractive. Some are idiots, some are criminals, some are drug addicts. Some require medication just to operate in society. Some can’t operate in society at all and become homeless derelicts.
C) People are even born equal. If that were the case, there would be no CP, no birth defects, etc.
D) Your screen name and post indicate that you believe you are above everyone else and have the right to tell people what to think and how to behave. That means you think that other people are equal and they are all below you. You are a hypocrite.
My screenname is a nickname that my dear mother used to call me when she was alive.
I’m not here to preach my religion, I’m here to preach equality. But it’s just like a filthy, sinful athiest to jump like someone stuck a fork in his anus every time someone says the word “God.”
I don’t care if you can prove if God exists or not. I’m not here to discuss religion. And I’ll know I’m right when I’m watching you burn in the lake of fire and brimstone from my comfy seat in Heaven.
Yes, people can look different and think differently, but that doesn’t mean they can be treated differently from other people. It is only peoples’ actions that make them
Oh please… Right there you’re saying that because someone might be an Atheist (which I am) That you are instantly better than they are because you’re a christian. Bulls**t. If you truly wanted to push for equality then you shouldn’t be a pushy, bossy, religious freak.
Queen, I am calling you from beyond the grave: Shut the F*ck up, you self-righteous piece of sh!t.
Clearly you don’t treat “filthy sinful atheists” equally.
You hypocritical ass-munch.
You’re not my mother. And if you were, you know you taught me about the atheists, and how they’re heathens who live in sin and such… But you’re not my mother. I resent the fact that you are impersonating her.
I treat atheists with just as much respect as ANYONE who bashes my religion, so yes, I treat them equally.
Fail.
But it’s just like a filthy, sinful atheist to jump like someone stuck a fork in his anus every time someone says the word “God.” …you wrote that …I don’t think Jesus would have said that…so you had it coming…and no…everybody is NOT created equally or why was Isaiah chosen over Ishmael?hmm? and you obviously need to study up on what HUMILITY is..
F**king Trolls.
this 1 made me cry .. EPIC
YOU SUCK I ROCK!
When you type in CAPs, that little voice in my head yells too.
hahahaha, i do the same thing
so can i has cookie?
Lmaoo just a little.
dosen’t apply, he’s not suprised.
He will be if her hand slips.
EPIC ERIC! That will your new name here, ok?
OK, does nobody find it disturbing that there is a third person in the room who is actually taking this picture?
Oh shi-
I know, I would’ve thought boyfriend and girlfriend before I realized that someone had to take this.
Hey look, the dislike might take over this time
O_O
I think this was a screen capture from the new MyNetwork TV Reality Show “EXTREME Taint Shaving” Modeled of course after the very successful British reality show, “Ballbag Couture”.
Taint nobody’s business if they do.
Nothing like a tight shave of the gloryhole
Reminds me of the joke: A guy goes into a barbershop, he asks the barber “Do you do women’s hair?” And the barber says, “Yes!” So the guy opens his mouth and says, “Can you do that one there?” LOL