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To be fair, if you are the kind of person who watches The Bachelorette, you probably haven’t heard much about Eleanor Roosevelt.

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  1. Winterous says:

    :3

  2. Kakes says:

    Ah, the sign of an impending dropout…

  3. ♠Ace♠ says:

    idiot

    • The Disemboweler says:

      Way to not proclaim your firstness!! I salute you.
      Also, that is not just an idiot…that person is some kind of retarded idiot, like a retardiot or something.

  4. deathmedic says:

    What an epic loser!!

  5. somebodyman says:

    Dumbass.

    No intelligent person would ever watch a show like that.

    • Kurt Angle says:

      She needs OLYMPIC GOLD in stupidity for even watching that show.

      Im going to go put all the guys on the show in the Ankle Lock.

      Ill think about Angle Slamming the girl.

      Because im just a sexy Kurt
      (Sexy Kuuuurrrrt)
      Ill make your ankle hurt
      (Ankle huuuurrrt)

  6. ChknWang says:

    I doubt the chick from The Bachelorette cited her sources, to be fair to the failbooker.

  7. kathryn says:

    The worst thing is, she actually (probably) thinks the bachelorette is real… Reality TV is faker than south park…

  8. John M says:

    The problem is that her brand of stupidity isn’t trademarked. When a culture as a whole forgets its history, it’s doomed. We are truly F-ed, if not today, then definitely in the next two decades.

  9. I’m honestly shocked that anyone on The Bachelorette would ever have anything that intelligent to say. Quoted from another person or not…

  10. Freas says:

    All my current knowledge about the world outside my door comes from “the Bachelorette”!!

  11. BDman says:

    The internet has sadly become society’s collective memory and knowledge base. Most people have probably seen that quotation attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt, but why would they bother to learn it or even remember it when it’s on the internet…

    • Ash says:

      I think a lot of people remember it’s by Eleanor Roosevelt b/c they said so on the Princess Diaries… I know that’s why *I* remembered the attribution when I saw it! *hides*

  12. Wilson says:

    As the late Wilson wrote on failbook.com during a seemingly normal day in July of 2010, a day that would mark the beginning of the end for homo sapiens, “The great tragedy of life is that the inferior don’t consent to being what they are.”

    • Machiavelli says:

      Haha. Excellent. Though let’s be realistic here. I’m pretty sure you can make someone feel inferior without their permission. Eleanor was clearly an optimist.

  13. JustAnotherFailblogComment says:

    I question the intelligence of anyone who watches Reality TV. Not to mention actually quotes one of the apes from such a show.

  14. ramalama says:

    she deserves to have her tv and internet taken away so maybe she’ll go actually learn something

  15. Sortech says:

    Eleanor Roosevelt? Isn’t she the winner of the last season of The Bachelor?

  16. RainbowPoof says:

    Yeah, the real fail is definitely that she quoted a stupid show, and even cited it IN THE PAPER as a quote from a stupid show. If she was going to steal quotes, she really would have been better off pretending it was hers.
    She bombed her final for sure, unless the topic was something about ridiculous “reality” TV shows..

  17. Ecchi says:

    That was the line she said when she refused to get off the bus, right?

  18. Ecchi says:

    That was the line she used when she refused to get off the bus, right?

  19. spy says:

    I can’t believe somebody thought it was a good idea to quote a TV show in a term paper. If I was a professor, I would deduct marks for that.

  20. R says:

    Even if the chick from The Bachelorette HAD said it originally, I’m horribly saddened that anyone would think it was appropriate to use it as a quote in a Lit paper.

  21. . says:

    f**kin dumbass, what the hell are you doing in a class thats not for the the mentally ill?

  22. Miss Kitty Fantastico says:

    I fear for humanity.

  23. The Queen says:

    Hello, everyone! I’m here to spread the wonderful word of equality! Did you know that all humans are equal? It’s true! No one person is greater or lesser than another! Isn’t that great?! God made us that way, and God expects us to treat each other that way, so make sure you’re kind to everyone you see!
    Do you believe in equality? Good! Let’s make this world a better place and spread the word together that all human beings are equal!

    • onthesunnyside says:

      FALSE – I’m inclined to believe I’m better than everyone – Thank you very much.

    • Sortech says:

      DOUBLE FALSE – God is nothing but a voice in your head, thus making you crazy and me the more sane one. As our mental health is as different as dogs and cats, we are in no way equal. I’m therefor the greater of us, since you are a false prophet of lies and deceit. and brain damage.

    • onthesunnyside says:

      And I am not going to take lessons in equality from someone who dubbs themself “The Queen”.

      Study the French Revolution at all?

      Signed, The Peasant with the Guillotine

    • Z says:

      I believe in equality with the equal certainty that I believe you are a troll.

  24. ezrapounder says:

    A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water… E. Roosevelt

  25. Julia says:

    Ghandi also said something along those lines…

  26. Emily says:

    I hope you know Gandhi said it first not Eleanor Roosevelt.

  27. Gondring says:

    The MRS. programs always seems to have a Lit.-class requirement.

  28. I don’t know about that, I feel like everybody that watches the Bachelorette doesn’t have much to do other than memorize random quotes.

  29. Villy says:

    Actually, I watch more TV than I probably should *or at least have it on as background noise* and I can honestly say that I don’t watch ANY reality television. The very IDEA of these shows is enough to make feel my IQ dropping.

    I know I can’t be alone in this, so why is it so hard to believe that the options are “watch at least SOME reality television” or “watch no television at all”?

    Trust me, there’s plenty on that has nothing to do with reality tv.

  30. renee says:

    Your tv must be made of s**t because I watch a lot of TV without watching any Reality bulls**t tv that’s made for dumbasses.

  31. Nikky says:

    Agreed. Sitcoms, Supernatural, NCIS and Glee. I spend plenty o time watching TV, and unless I’m stuck at my mom’s during America’s Got Talent, not a one of them is a reality show.


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