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unless that litter is on fire, Meghan is just looking to start a fight.
bahahaha! WIN^
These are the types of “useful idiots” the radical environmental left uses to perpetuate the myth of man-made global warming
yeah totally right, global warming is caused by cow-farts.
btw creating more litters equals to eliminate or storage more of that. The best way to storage is burning, and here we are, it’s not really friendly with the environment.
useless idiot.
Don’t forget the reverse vampires are in on it too
I bet the sparkly vampires are in on it, as well! All of those UV rays being reflected back into the atmosphere can’t be good for the ozone layer.
Honesty is hard to come by
global warming? total sh*t. i like ryan.
haha
haha ryans comment is amazing!
I bet Meghan is hot as f**k. No way would a guy call a girl fat unless she was one of those hot girls with a sense of humour.
Or she was wicked fat…
Hot chicks with a sense of humor? They still make those?
Yeah, but they are a very rare species. The last few are being held in captivity for breeding purposes.
How can I get in this breeding program?
Or if that’s her best friend and they have that kind of relationship
Or her brother/other male relative.
Yea like mine.
skinny =/= hot. fail.
Are you replying to me? I never mentioned skinny, though I may have implied ‘not fat’.
I meant what I said when I said ‘hot’.
you said…”I bet Meghan is hot as f**k. No way would a guy call a girl fat unless she was one of those hot girls with a sense of humour.”
Implying that because he called her fat, that she was in fact hot. Hmmm….maybe she was SKINNY….since, you know, skinny people generally dont take offense to being called fat…i dunno. you have a terrible rationale.
Haha, shut the f**k up. I have terrible rationale? You are the one that put words in my mouth.
I said she was a hot girl and you said “skinny =/= hot”. I didn’t even say skinny.
You are a moron.
Wow. Sha Ping was just reiterating (repeating) what you origionally posted. He was not “putting words in your mouth”, he was trying to understand what you said. You are both actually saying the same thing but each are interpreting it wrong.
Both of you are implying the comment means she is attractive (skinny or whatever) and she does not take offense to it because she feels confident in her appearance. That is just one of the possible truths. You would have to look into it to find the facts of the situation. I hope this helped.
actually almost all girls take offense when called fat. yeah, think twice before calling a girl fat because it can make them sink into the depths of self-destruction like the titanic. just fyi.
No, you’re just fat.
No, you are the one with a terrible rationale.
Hot =/= Skinny, as it was said before. And some skinny people have whole disorders based on the fact that perhaps they think they are fat, when in reality they are skin and bones. So you appear to be the one with the terrible rationale.
Sha Ping = Fail
Are you really that upset that he implied this girl may be hot b/c her friends were joking about her weight? Yea, you’re not jaded at all huh?
You have a horrible rationale
s/he said she was hot and implied she was skinny. s/he never said skinny=hot.
you have a terrible rationale my friend
Fat cellulite covered fat coated in chicken grease =/= hot…
Unless it’s still cooking in the chicken grease, then it’s hot as f*ck.
Zing!
fat =/= hot either.
Because there’s a difference from being “curvy” or “thick” and just being fat, etc.
global warming is a lie
No, man-made global warming is a lie. Good old Mother Nature has her hot flashes and cold flashes and it has nothing to do with puny humans.
What this? Logic on Failbook?
well in her defense it is pretty hot right now
but there’s no evidence of global warming in the farst place
hahaha, controversial troll is controversial
lol ^
ITS F*CKING FREEZING OVER HERE
AND HERE!!!
MUST. NOT. FEED. TROLL……ARGGGH
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Instrumental_Temperature_Record.png
Check your facts again.
Oh, I forgot that Wikipedia is a scholarly source. lol.
I wonder if humans had anything to do with the ice age?
Well, of course there isn’t. The evidence is in OTHER places. I don’t even know where this Farst place you’re talking about is.
HA! nice.
she ment litter *and* contribute to global warming!
At least she’s jogging.
She speaks the truth. I went jogging the other day and almost had an asthma attack from the humidity and heat. I hate the summer.
Yeah, but that’s just normal, every time before it starts thundering, for example, the air is so heavy, humid and hot you can’t really do anything.
I know. I meant she speaks the truth about it being so hot out, not about global warming.
global warming is a lie
So are:
Global Cooling
Cake
“I’m from the government and am here to help!”
and most everything printed on any official government letterhead, or released by any official government media spokesperson.
She speaks the truth in it was hot. It’s summer. It’s going to be hot. Get this, in about 3-4 months it’s going to get freakin cold too. I promise.
Her idea that she is sweating because of “Global Warming” is however, absurd.
Someone needs to look into Climategate. And ignore the white-wash.
so you are ignoring the mountains of research by PhD’s who are merely looking for truth, and instead favor looking into some people doing statistical tricks to make the numbers more significant because people like you are too f**king stupid to realize you aren’t more knowledgeable than people who spent decades studying the atmosphere?
its you who needs to ignore the whitewashing
You mean those PhD’s who withheld their research from peer review right? Because global warming is just too important to go through the proper scientific process.
I’m confused by your long, drawn out, grammatically incorrect sentence. I also don’t understand your point. Are you agreeing with the “Global Warming” crowd, or do you realize that the Earth has a cyclical climate change that happens with or without humans?
follow the money. the “PhD’s who are merely looking for truth” are also looking for their next paycheck….which under our current administration, is easily found in the “green” coffers. meaning, if you write/teach/persuade the “green” agenda, you get paid. if you dissent, you don’t get paid. everyone needs greenbacks. some are just easier to make if you have the credentials….
Do your parents know you’re on this site? There are naughty things on here sometimes, so be careful.
Personally, I blame the people who fart for global warming.
They’re actually blaming cattle for it now. Not kidding. Because of the methane from belching and farting. Good frickin grief.
I blame Nickelback.
They’ve been blaming cattle for it. 15+ years ago in my freshman earth science my teacher mentioned car farts and termite burps. It’s not a new concept.
Yea I read somewhere that termites release more methane gas then any other living creature, craziness.
But people have to fart, otherwise everyone would spontaneously combust!! lol
Yeah, because we’ve bred cows to an unnatural number.
I went for a run the other day, and a yellow car drove by, making me walk into a wall.
Could I sue?
Could you sue?
Only in America…
no, you can’t sue for your own dumbassedness.
In America, you can!
Tell that to… Oh…
The woman who sued McDonalds for giving her hot coffee (The ideal temperature for brewing coffee is 200 Degrees Fahrenheit. [http://www.coffeedetective.com/what-is-the-correct-water-temperature-for-brewing-coffee.html]).
She was burned by attempting to balance the styrofoam coffee cup on her knee, as a passenger in a non-moving vehicle.
So can sue, and get money, for not having the brains to know:
1) coffee is made from boiling water
2) knees are not steady platforms for balancing anything
and
3) not even thinking of using the cupholder (if so equipped, or dashboard if not)
We need fewer lawsuits and more Darwin Awards.
Sarcasm detection fail.
I’m not sure it /was/ a “fail”.
When my “detection system” can’t decide between sarcasm and stupidity (due to the “internet accent”), I go with “moron” and have to prevent myself from screaming “Get OUT of the gene pool!”. On most days, in most places, regarding most people — it’s the most accurate. (sigh)
well her name is spelled “Meghan” so it can be assumed that she’s a stupid f**king airhead who uses words she hears on the “talking picture box” in her daily vocabulary.
Wow! That was a dumb comment.
And your name is Mark so we can assume you are an alcoholic from the lower class that is illiterate. I mean, if we are judging based on names and everyone gets to choose the name they are given at birth and it depicts how the person develops… *sarcasm*
Well, considering Mark read the status and replied with correct grammar, we actually can NOT assume he is illiterate.
if its the time of day where walking to the sidewalk makes you sweat (or if you sweat walking, regardless of the temp), you should not go running (or at least postpone the run until later). just a tip from a runner…
Poor Meghan. She’s just trying to help Al Gore save the earth. He is such a *nice*, *caring*, *human being*.
Sob! Agreed! And so kind of him *sniff* to be prepared to make billions in his carbon credit investments. BOOHOOO!
I assume you are also one of the people who say that we shouldnt tax the rich more, so…
Yeah, I can’t quite see the connection between Al Gore making billions of dollars off of “carbon credits” and taxing the rich. Please explain your logic.
Someone toss Gore a greased up masseuse and we won’t hear from him ever again.
Hello, everyone! I’m here to spread the wonderful word of equality! Did you know that all humans are equal? It’s true! No one person is greater or lesser than another! Isn’t that great?! God made us that way, and God expects us to treat each other that way, so make sure you’re kind to everyone you see!
Do you believe in equality? Good! Let’s make this world a better place and spread the word together that all human beings are equal!
All bow to the Troll Queen from HELL!
I’m greater than Joe.
Wrong. You are lesser than me.
yus.. am just more equal than you are.
hahah
God, I wish that would actually work.
No, all human beings are not equal. We are all born equal, and then as we get older and get fat, we become worth less than a fit person, all other things being equal.
Put down the fork.
Thank you for pointing out that people are not born fat, it is a condition that people bring on upon themselves (for the most part). Stop blaming the world (literally) for your weight problem, take your doctor’s advice, and lose some weight! You will be doing us all a favor by reducing health insurence costs.
When I had a weight problem, I didn’t blame anyone. I was just a child! I didn’t know any better! But the point is, someone else’s weight is none of your business, and therefore you have no right to call them out on it. It’s THEIR life, not yours.
It is my buisness when your overweight a$$ increases my health insurance. Of course, you wouldn’t be so defensive if you didn’t have a problem. But what ever, I guess I shouldn’t complain, I have the benefit of being a healthy individual, why should I care that obesity is killing (literally) this country?
Were not even born equal, some are born with LOADs of money already waiting for them, others are born with 6 fingers or toes, some are born with multiple defects b/c their mom was a drug addict or alchoholic, some are born with a twin. And it still changes as you age, some hit puberty early, others hit it late, some are short some are tall, some have c cups, some have a cups, some have 7 inches, others have 3 1/2 inches, some have a high IQ others are mentally handicapped, Some bald, some go gray, some keep their hair, some can eat whatever they want and stay thin, others watch every meal they eat and are obese, some earn alot of money, others struggle to get by, some are honest and trustworthy, others are decietful and cheats. No one on this planet is equal to another.
Yes you should respect people, but some people don’t even deserve your respect.
I never thought I would see the day when a queen was promoting communism…lol
Regardless of how you start in life, you have equal chance to succeed.
I come from a poor family and put myself through college, and have a successful life that I wouldn’t trade with any “rich” person.
Communism is s**te.
As you age and make decisions you stop being equal based on those decisions. You do well in school because you study, you do poorly in school because you don’t. Either way, it’s YOUR responsibility.
Everyone on this planet is equal at birth, because we all have equal potential. You can fail or succeed through a combination of integrity, luck, effort, and intelligence.
I agree, you should respect everyone until they give you a reason to not respect them anymore. For my money, integrity is everything.
Agreed
The only reason someone could give me in order for me to not respect them would be if they killed someone, raped someone, or otherwise hurt any living creature other than themself. What about you?
I don’t respect liars. I could care less if someone put two rounds in the face of another person, if it was justified. I also don’t care if people hurt each other’s feelings or step on flowers.
Okay, well I have told you no lies. So get the fvck off my back.
You do realize this is spoon-fed America, right? Everyone deserves the same thing, and if they don’t have the gumption to earn it, they are simply given it. As someone who has earned her own way, like you, it is pretty sad.
Hello Meggo, the communism was a joke, hence the lol. You know, b/c a queen wanting communism would be ironic. That’s all I was getting at, no dictionary necessary. Actually, civil rights and govt. were never mentioned in this thread before my communism joke and your statement. In fact, the ‘argument’ in question, was that people should treat one another as equals; weight being the main issue. So my contribution was accurate and relevant. Your contribution, though true, is completely irrelevant to the current topic. Make sure you’re paying attention if you’re going to raise your hand.
Excuse me, but who are these people who don’t deserve respect? Every person on this planet has a right to exist, free of ridicule. Everyone is entitled to respect. Our forefathers said so.
Rapists, murderers, child abusers, pedophiles, wife beaters, those who neglect animals, liars, cheats, and jerks?
Respect is earned, Queen. Get real.
Everyone in the internet (especially Mr. John M) has inserted “overweight people” into that list of yours. Overweight people are hurting no one, therefore they deserve respect.
You know, as far as catchphrases go, you could probably do a lot better than ‘put down the fork’…
How about ‘I’m an utter knob’, for example?
you must be one of those overweight people!
No, not really. It’s just that ‘put down the fork’ gets a bit tired the hundredth time it’s used by the same person. Take a look at previous threads…
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
On the other hand, Where there’s fat related fails, there’s The Queen
What about smoke machines?
g-o-d? what is this fable you speak of?
Hello, everyone! I’m here to spread the poopy word of poop! Did you know that all poops are poopy? It’s true! No one poop is greater or lesser than another! Isn’t that great?! The butt made poop that way, and the butt expects us to poop that way, so make sure poop to poop you see!
Do you believe in equality? Good! Let’s make this world a better place and spread the word together that all human beings are equal!
Now, I have to differ with you on that one!!
Die fatty troll.
I like you. You’re funny.
Heh, dont bring religion into this people. Lets stick with the facts. I liled the equality post, except you had to bring in god.
I’m not preaching christianity, I’m preaching equality. I can change the religious part to something to do with our forefathers if it makes you feel better.
*mmph* *giggle* Not to be an online jerk or flamer or anything, but does your lack of faith contribute to your lack of ability to spell “atheist,” “don’t,” and “liked”?
Trolling much?
I think she broke a sweat from picking up all the garbage people littered.
I wish they would give us the whole names sometimes so we can virtual slap stupid people
I predict the sweating was in fact, .. due to the sun, thus causing the short walk to the corner a more energentic one than normal.
I find it easy to blame all of my problems on Global Warming. Seems to work For Al Gore! :p
Global Warming brok’d up his marriage too.
lol agreed.
Seconded.
Litter might actually help contribute to global warming. If the albedo of the trash is lower than that of the ground it’s on, it will contribute to global warming.
It is a little more complicated, though. Say you have an object with a higher albedo, it will probably not sit flat to the ground. Thus, any radiation reflected by the ground near its edges has a second chance to get caught (and possible many more).
Thus, trash that is not flat would set up a miniature greenhouse effect, and contribute to global warming.
Thus, a good way to combat global warming is to coat the Earth in a layer of metal.
No. It’s been scientifically proven, through years of arduous research by top PhD’s, that if you coat the Earth in Jell-O, Global Warming will disappear. Now, not just any flavor will do, it has to be lime flavor with pinapple bits floating in it.
Aw, I hate the lime. Can it be cherry instead?
Holy s**t. What is the world coming to? Just the other day I was complaining to my friends about their incredibly un-environmentally friendly habits(I.E. never drinking tap water, leaving the T.V. on all day. Seriously. one day I tried to turn it off because we were in a different room and it was bugging me, and she made a GAME out of it turning it back on every time I turned it off!) and they said “Who gives a s**t about the environment and that global warming thingy you said?” Well I do. And it looks like this forum is riddled with ‘global warming is fake’ trolls. Grow up. We need to stop contributing to the problem and start fixing it.
Fixing what? Sure it will get a little warmer, big whoop. Hello people! We are currently living in the warm period between ice ages. Who knows, maybe we can warm up the planet so much that that the next ice age won’t destroy modern civilization as we know it! Or not, i’ve been wrong before.
lol, win.
Blaming everything on man made global warming, typical libtards…
So, in the last few weeks I’ve learned Walt Disney was racist towards people with long hair, Che Guevara was a decent, misunderstood man, you can’t say “black people”, and global warming is caused by me throwing my big gulp cup on the ground. I never would have known all this if it wasn’t for the fail network.
Walt Disney also hated Jews. Make you think, doesn’t it?
Of course, litter contributes to global warming! It covers the Earth, causing a blanketing effect. This in turn raises the temperature of the Earth’s core. And everybody knows heat rises. Duh!
Yeah for Kelly!!!
WIN!
Global warming is a fraud invented by a fraud and believed by a bunch of brainwashed frauds….
Must… resist… the urge… to feed troll!
You’re all idiots.
It’s not the littler, it’s the hot air coming out of these airheads on Facebook
I love how she started off jogging, and ended up walking.