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Nice Pork Shoulder, Kid


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majortom

Somehow I don’t think that this was an accident. You know, with the internet and all.

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  1. AJ says:

    Um…. Not funny.

  2. Kadaver says:

    Hahahahaha. My brothers are the same way. Why are little boys so… odd. Lol.

  3. billybobskcor says:

    The word “doodle” pretty much made it funny. Learn to laugh at penises or you’ll never laugh again. This is the devolution of comedy, so roll with it.

  4. psykobabe says:

    Remember…be SPECIFIC when giving instructions to kids…especially male kids who never get over the fascination with their wieners…

  5. Wolf says:

    the bigger fail is that the uploader has english(pirate) on

  6. Elviriel says:

    That’s not a fail. Facebook pirate is awesome.

  7. will says:

    Ok, disregarding the fact that this will make me look like a tool (for wanting Pirate text) and a noob (for not knowing), wtf is the go with the Pirate-ness?!
    Is it some edit you can apply to Facebook..?

    • twilight hater says:

      yes, you go to the bottom of the page then go to where it says english, then click, go to english, and pirate is above

  8. will says:

    yarr, I found the link ye landlubbers.

  9. Susan says:

    Maybe he didn’t understand what a his “doodle” was.

  10. Lim says:

    Guess who’s unemployed?

  11. :D says:

    those crazy kids!

  12. lallie says:

    I am faced with the moral issue of trying to “imagine” a six year old with a wiener long enough to put “all over” someone’s shoulder?
    I am not impressed.

  13. audunmb says:

    Why would she be giving a “don’t touch eachothersgenitals speech”? Is she also giving them a “don’t set fire to any buildings with stolen matches from the second drawer of my desk”-speech, and other ideas you might give to kids on camp?

    • N/A says:

      Maybe there was already a genital touching issue so they decided to make it clear why it wasn’t acceptable. My son is in that age group and I’ve had to tell him and his friends to keep their pants on more often than I care to remember.

      • Bleh says:

        Weird. I never had that problem and my daycare didn’t have partitions or doors in the bathroom. Everyone just kind of stayed to themselves. Maybe it’s one of those ironic things in that straight kids have penis fascination and gay ones don’t?

  14. Rasmus says:

    Why is Marlee laughing, she/he/whatever is definitely the person from the last post.. “ohmygod”

  15. somebodyman says:

    Eh, the curiosity of the kids…..killed their innocence.

  16. Burk says:

    Is it wrong that I read “Camp The Rapist” instead of “Camp Therapist”?

  17. Hobson's Choice says:

    Try shrugging that one off, sunshine…

  18. Jeff says:

    “Submitted by:

    majortom”

    :D

  19. K K says:

    Re: “Tom: WHERE THE HELL DO YOU WORK?”

    Can we put Tom on the sex offender list now, or do we have to wait until he inevitably volunteers to help kids with their doodling?

    • person says:

      I think he ment that “WHERE THE HELL DO YOU WORK?” meaning, “What kind of place do you work at where you have to give a lecture to little boys about not touching each others genitals?”

  20. Sortech says:

    What’s wrong with that? That’s how i got my first girlfriend..

  21. Darren says:

    I lolled when it said ‘Fun!’ at the end xD

  22. fud says:

    and Moodlily wins.

  23. giver of internetz says:

    ^win
    +9,999,999 interwebz

  24. koopa says:

    You’re an idiot for thinking you’re so cool for laughing at that stupid ass comment. You go shut the *uc* up. Sexist jokes ain’t cool.

  25. 7 who ate 9 says:

    That’s like, over 9,000,000!


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