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If Dad Shakes It, At Least You Won’t End Up With More Siblings

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  1. chrishink says:

    lol, questioning whether she’s on about a shake weight, his c*ck or his hips :p

  2. Say whaat!? says:

    Mom wanted to tell whaaat?!?

  3. Pope John Paul Jones says:

    Why is my daughter embarrassed of me?

  4. Xtine says:

    LOL.. did they mean the orange thing??!

  5. Kent says:

    Parents on facebook = BAD idea
    Kids on facebook=stupid.(UNDER THE AGE OF 15)

  6. Zack says:

    Sometimes know as (NAMBLA)

  7. Dominic says:

    Oh my God… LOL though, even it is immature.

  8. Atheist_Phish_Ninja says:

    I do have to agree with blue in the fact that these commercials ARE creepy. After I saw them I was just WAITING for it to be ripped apart somewhere online

    • Xenobio says:

      Go on YouTube and look for “iGallop”. You’ll enjoy if if you’re a straight man, if you’re any other gender it’s just cringe-inducing. It IS a real product, before anyone else asks.

  9. Sortech says:

    I shake it on the dancefloor all the time! But then i get arrested for public exposure..

  10. Fawfulster says:

    I had a similar case. A friend of mine told me her mother “friended” her friends on FB and liked to stalk them to see what were they doing with their daughter (who BTW was hanging out with the school sluts but was not one of them per se).

  11. Ryamos says:

    Retards: The often add their children on failbook.


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