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i dont get that
but at least i dindt say ‘first’
*didn’t
Burn.
Freshman year?? Excuse my ignorance of the US education system, but aren’t you close to 18 by then? That’s a bit older than 14!
Umm I believe it is high school freshmen who are 14
The key here being ‘ignorance of the US education system’. You’re only thirteen or fourteen when you’re a freshman in high school.
Freshmen are typically 13 or 14 years old when they enter freshmen year… They are talking about Freshmen in high school- right after middle school [6th 7th and 8th grade] out of the 12.
18 would be senior year/Freshmen college, I believe.
you’re thinkin’ college… everyone excuse him/her, she/he has a different system. Don’t be harsh people, I doubt any of you understand foreign systems in places like the Phillipines or in Germany etc. (If you do, good for you)
in britain we don’t have freshman year.. not just germany and the phillipines
“in places like the Phillipines or in Germany etc.”
It doesn’t look like he is just saying the Phillipines or in Germany to me.
Thus the etc at the end of Philipines/Germany sentence.
Herp derp.
notice it says in places LIKE. which in this case is not merely a filler but the beginning of a simile.
In the UK, Freshers and 1st year University students, ie. 18 or 19 or thereabouts.
Note the etc. France doesn’t have “freshman year” either, if I understand it correctly.
Canada… well, Canada is just there.. with education. It’s not something I’m proud of.
i was making a point to show that MCvJJ is wrong
I wasn’t.
yeah, and everyone else was making a point to show that you were wrong in assuming that MCvJJ was wrong.
It’s sad that not only did you not catch what MCvJJ was saying, but that after a ton of people corrected you, you still didn’t catch it.
nope we don’t, well sort of. but its just has a name like any other year. tutututut gay american schooling system… WHO F**KING GRADUATES FROM PRIMARY SCHOOL?
Uhm, we do.. We graduate from Kindergarten, Preparatory, Primary school and then grade school, highschool then college. It’s just how it is.
Ya, France counts down in years, so your last year is your first, apparently…
You almost got it right: We do count down years: in middle school we go from 6th year to 3rd year (4 years), and in high school, we have 2nd year, 1st year and Terminal year. In primary school, it’s different again, it’s organized in cycles. For college, it’s another matter completely because it’s the European system.
Congratulations, it’s not easy to understand!
The point is that they were criticizing something which they don’t understand, and even said they don’t understand. What everyone else is criticizing is their poor decision to do so.
highschool freshman in highschool not college
absolute truth … looked through highschool year book / photo albums a few weeks ago at a reunion … wow it was bad
Imma guess this person is about 17 or 18, and therefore “grown up”. Yup, they’re all that hypocritical. I bet when she was 14 she thought she was just the biggest girl ever.
14 is a legal age of consent in many European countries… So not actually a child anymore…
I see what you did there.
I’m just glad I got into make up at the age of 21, after I’ve learned a few things about how to put it on my face and not end up looking like an ICP idiot. Thank you, Michelle Phan.
I love Michelle Phan!
At my high school, girls like that were considered to be sl-ts.
You mean sluts?
Censor Fail
slits?
Slots.
C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
Douche
slats
snap
The prettiest girl that I know is seventeen and doesn’t wear an ounce of make-up. Take some advice from her all you girls that think you need it to look pretty or mature.
ive seen alot of girls who are gorgeous without makeup…and ive seen more that need it..
Yes, if a 17 year-old that this guy knows doesn’t need makeup, neither do you!
Why do people, who appear to have finished school, still confuse “there”, “they’re” and “their”?
This is likely because they’re idiots who don’t realize that their misuse of words makes them look even stupider. So there?
“stupider”
Hmmmm.
“Stupider” is a word.
And it’s made up of letters.
“yep according to webster the def of a Word is “anything that is said”. so if we all agree that typeing a message is a form of communication then anything we type is a word and then not spelled wrong, ever. same defense can be used against grammer nazis. ”
*note how my post is in quotes meaning it can be wrong because i quoted myself*
“meaning it *CAN’T* be wrong”
fixed (c;
umm yeah well stupider is def a REAL word.
Grammar Nazi* not “grammer nazi” -_-
By the way im not retarded, I noticed your note at the bottom but i felt like being a prick at the moment…
im gonna guess its because its the f**king internet…. grammer doesnt count for s**t unless YOU are the “cyber police”
Worn-out woman complains about awkward girls. She should put on her bifocals and stop complaining because her lawn is deserted.
wait, what?
WIIIILLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSOOOOONNNNN!!!
That could not be more true.
You know what kind of girls feel the need to call other girls sluts? The girls that aren’t getting any themselves. Now, I hope that these supposed 14 year old girls aren’t getting any, mind you, but her comment still seems silly. It sounds as if the new highschoolers are just trying to have some fun.
It’s funny how women seem to hate anyone who is more attractive, more confident, etc.
all the girls at my school looked, acted and generally were sluts at 14 alost everyone had lost thier virginity by then and now at 17 i find myself a virgin
Be proud of yourself, you’re part of a dying race. *fist bump*
Not really. The average age for first intercourse is around 17 (more precisely 16.9 yo for males and 17.4 yo for females). Other sexual behaviors may be younger, though.
A race of virgins *would* die out pretty fast.
Win!
Nothing wrong with that. I’m trying to find myself a virgin too…
(Footnote: seriously though… there’s nothing wrong with that!)
I know an 11 or 12 year old who’s not a virgin…
that’s sad.
my best mate lost his at 9….
it makes me sad that you put a sad face after that.
seriously, at 17 it is NORMAL and OKAY, perhaps even GOOD, that you are a virgin. better to wait a bit until youve met the right guy and youre ready than lose it early just for the sake of losing it.
bad school?
Best in my county. that makes it worse dosen’t it?
Or I could just be thinking that girls who dress like whores looked like their dressed as a whore…
I never dress like a whore and I have 4 guys fighting over me x_x
your picture it makes me nostalgic of the good days of cartoon network
Oooh, need ice for that burn?
Amongst the Chicanos (blessed be their La Raza culture), especially those who are present in California after illegally slithering into the USA… well those who DO attend school and almost always because it IS the best place to socialize, etc. it is typical for a freshman to be 18 or older.
Invaded from the south by a culture that tends to ridicule education and to look askance at those who attempt to educate themselves.
Yah’ see… education is for pussies. The “cult of machismo” requires “real men” to work by the sweat of one’s brow and prove one’s manliness by being able to intimidate others.
I wouldn’t really consider 14 to be a “baby”.
You must not be close to a 14 year old. My younger brother was still a baby to me at 14 (big age gap) and my best friend’s daughter will, in 4 years still be a baby to me at 14. (as will my best friend’s yet unborn baby/ies in 15 years
).
Actually, I am in that age group. >.>
which is why you think that it’s not considered a “baby”….wait til you grow up and you’ll see.
Failbook started out really funny but lately the posts have just been pathetic attempts at humor, this one included.
FAILBOOKING, you’re doing it WRONG.
That’s just because your idea of humor is worn-out phrases such as “doing it WRONG”
I, for one, never wore miniskirts and high heels, make-up and lacy stockings at the age of fourteen… and I still don’t!
Mind you, I’m a guy…
Pssh, I was about to agree with you, then I finished reading your post…
::)
Haha, win comment xD
You had us worried for .00357 seconds… That’s more than a minute in cat years.
Hobson, wait until you’ve been married a few years. You’ll be posting ads on craiglist looking for other “like-minded TVs” just like all the other str8 and married men.
Being close to 14 years old, I would like to complain about a few of the commenters thinking that 14 year olds are little kids. Honestly, that’s about the age you really start to grow in maturity… Sure, there are some slutty ones, but there are plenty of slutty college-aged(and older) people as well. And not all 14 year olds who wear makeup and try to look older are sluts. Some of them are sluts, some of them are annoying wannabes, and some of them are totally okay people.
Kay I’m done rambling now. BTW, Hobson’s comment made me smile.
Aaand somehow my comment ended up here instead of the bottom of the page… O.o
The 14 year olds that I’ve met have been pretty immature and stupid. The main difference between them and little kids is that 14 year olds think that they’re not kids, which makes them more dangerous (and, in the OP’s case, more funny).
again….wait til you’re older, then you’ll realize how naive you sound.
You should try it sometime.
I am only one year younger than fourteen, and I do look at people my age as children. No one really needs to wear makeup at the age of fourteen. Most of them are sluts or they have slutty behavior. Most people in my age group are immature and stupid. All the stereotypes (sadly) are true. There are only a few good teenagers that are very mature and don’t wear make-up and try to act eighteen.
Um…I’m fifteen, and I don’t wear make-up…at all. I don’t feel the need to paint myself and look like a raccoon, like most girls in my school do, and I sure as heck don’t dress skanky! I didn’t wear a tank top until I was 12! >.< So yeah, not all teenage girls are trampy.
Yeah, but sadly the key sentence here is “like most girls in my school do”.
Being 12 and wearing a tank-top is bad, in my opinion.
Prostitots.
You know, it’s really sad how girls can’t look “pretty” without being half-naked. It’s disgusting. I’m 12 and some of the popular girls are already wearing booty shorts, skimpy shirts, and lip gloss. I, meanwhile, am in a t-shirt and jeans. Just… ugh.
good for you….keep it that way for a while. Have respect for yourself
You are quite like me, which is awesome! Though I am thirteen and not twelve.
LMFAO!!! Thank You Justice!! I just made ‘Prosti-tots’ my ‘FB word of the day!’
We’re they drunk or high?
Is it sad that I am nineteen and the only time I wear make up is when my friends tie me down to force it upon me?
No, it’s quite good.
actually, a lot of the white girls in my school just use eye liner, the thing on the cheeks (not too much in my opinion) and lipstick….the hispanic girls dont use any (and if they do its usually just lipstick) and they dont need the makeup…the latinas are sexy in my school…and we have a dress code so imagine them in regular clothes! thank God im latino so that im surrounded by them! (im 15)
Oh my F**K.
Do you guys ALWAYS have to argue about grammar? I think by the end you forget that this is a HUMOUR site, So shut the f**ck up.
Calling this chick a hypocrite is kind of short sighted. Just because she did it in her past doesn’t mean she doesn’t realize now that she made a mistake. Hind-sight is always 20/20.
I dunno what to think bout this. My younger sis just turned 15, and wears makeup. Somedays, she has bad makeup days…but overall she does it beautifully. Then again…she has a hell of a lot more maturity at her age than i did…I was far from an angel at that age.
It is kind of nice to be figuring out makeup in your awkward teen years instead of when you’re in your 20s and 30s (in my mom’s case, she didn’t wear makeup until she was 45). I think the main idea is to wear makeup in moderation, though, where you don’t look like you’ve painted your face. Personally, I use foundation only unless it’s a special occasion.
I’d just like to point out that i think it’s odd that she’s going back to sleep… which means either she dreams about young slutty girls, or she’s next to one…. hmmm what a world we live in!
Thank you, glad I’m not the only one who thought that last part of the status was a little confusing.
I agree she is not a baby, kids are gowning up sooner these days, then like the 1960′s leave to beaver kids, girls in the 1900′s didn’t get there period until like 17 and 18, yeah well my high school we had no problem to find guys that would go to 3 base with us, and that was sin back then, ha ha like 2005!
I see about 6 things in your comment that suggest that you need to go back to highschool and re-learn…
The whole “kids are gowning up sooner these days” idea is just crap. We had 14 year-olds fighting in WWI and WWII (unofficially of course). Kids were just coddled in the post-war years so now we think everyone needs to act like a 6 year-old until they’re 22.
They’re not at all growing up. They have no maturity at all. They’re just copying what they see on TV and s**t.
hahah love it
um, I’m 14, and most of my friends don’t wear makeup yet… I don’t, either.
Heh. I could actually say this and not be hypocritical ^^