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I Really Hope ‘Spicey & Fieisty’ Is A Band Name

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Spelled wrong or not, that is just a bad idea of a tattoo.

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  1. Lifechooser says:

    I see no ‘t’. Feisly. FAIL

  2. AANNN says:

    The worst part: tattoos are permanent.

  3. Palmer says:

    Whoever it was that said it says “spicy” sucks at wording things.

    Would have been better off saying it’s spelled “spicy”, not “spicey”.

    Sucks for whoever got the tattoo though.

    • ArealA says:

      why would you use that symbol?! it is slightly out of fashion, don’t you think?

    • houseswallow says:

      Why would someone get a tattoo of the word coriander anyway????

    • Victoria says:

      @Palmer… You bring a whole new meaning to the term “grammar nazi.”

    • Jane says:

      That is literally what the second comment says…?

      • Margo says:

        palmer=fail
        jane=win

        • Palmer says:

          Okay??? I posted the first comment… There is no “second comment” that says exactly the same thing- you guys are just dumb. :)
          IF someone had posted second and copied what I posted, how the hell did I fail from that?
          Pretty sure you all just failed, especially Jane.

          I don’t expect you to be coherent and capable enough to understand that, since you are obviously backwards.

          • SallyStruthers85 says:

            No no Palmer, they are talking about the second comment under the picture, like what was included in the fail post itself, the guy with the tattoo’s friend said that before you did, thats why you failed, you just missed it is all

            Though PLEase change your picture

      • Palmer says:

        What do you mean, “second comment”? Mine was first…
        And what do you mean that’s what it says?

        The ACTUAL second comment (from Giggidy) does not say what I said…
        I don’t get what you’re implying. =/

      • Palmer says:

        Okay- all I was saying was they worded their comment weird, then someone said something about the second comment, etc. and IDGAF.

        All I was saying was the person in the picture worded it weird, at least I thought so.
        If that’s a fail than holy s**t, that’s the lamest fail I’ve ever seen.

    • WHC says:

      … thats exactly what the second comment says.

      • Palmer says:

        The actual second comment says, and I quote:
        “I couldn’t even read the handwriting O.o the & symbol just looks like a hairball. pretty sucky tattoo.”
        From Giggidy. 6:13 am (My post was 6:07 am)
        Pretty sure everyone who commented on my post just completely failed.

        • Shushnik says:

          *Epic Facepalm*

          I think I got dumber just reading that

          • Palmer says:

            Okay, explain it.
            How did *I* fail if I posted first?
            There must be something I’m really missing if my post [first post] was copying the second post.

          • Palmer says:

            Never mind, what I was saying the first time was the person in the picture should have worded it better…
            Had you actually read what I said you would have seen that. You still fail. =]

        • frosty says:

          they mean the 2nd comment on the post -.-

        • davey o says:

          umm pretty sure YOU failed… they mean the second comment in the picture, not the second comment on this comment board… idiot

          • Oh Dear says:

            thankyou davey o!

          • Palmer says:

            Ohhhhh!! Now you guys are still retarded.
            My apologies, because I thought they meant the first on here, not on the picture.
            BUT!
            Read my first post.
            “Would have been better off saying it’s spelled “spicy”, not “spicey”.” I WAS SAYING THEY WORDED IT WRONG!

            • SallyStruthers85 says:

              No No, Palmer, there is no reason to get defensive because you failed….why do you think we all like this site, we are fans of fail, we all fail, and can notice a fail very easily.

              I know you missed it, you know you missed it, everyone here knows you missed it…..why after realizing the mistake you made, would you attempt to say every single one of us mis-read your post (which isnt even believable), instead of just sayin, oops, ur right missed that one, and being done with it. Its okay to admit you’re wrong buddy!!

        • cuddles says:

          nah you fail. at life. Nazi douche.

          • Palmer says:

            You fail for thinking the Swastika is somehow a “Nazi sign”.
            F**king retard…

            • SallyStruthers85 says:

              hmmm, this is just too easy.

              “for thinking the swastika is somehow a Nazi sign”….

              You do realize the swastika was the sign for nazi’s in germany, hence why it was on all of their uniforms and such…

              Yes I know the swastika existed before WW2 or Hitler….but that deosnt change the fact that it was used and is most commenly associated with Nazi’s

          • Palmer says:

            Pretty sure my life is just fine how it is.
            You fail for thinking/assuming the Swastika is a “Nazi sign” [History fail]
            and you also fail for thinking that all Swastikas are “Hakenkreuz”. [ignorance fail].

            • hmmm says:

              Dude, the way the swastika is displayed in your pic. that’s definitely Nazi.

              • Palmer says:

                How can you tell by “How it’s displayed”? :P
                JK, it’s a Hitler Youth diamond. LOL.

                If there are people getting upset over that than I would like to suggest to them a nice tall glass of grow-up. =]

                • hmmm says:

                  uhm.. because it’s a 45-degree, right-facing swastika. that’s how I was able to say it’s Nazi. I think only Nazis display the swastika in that manner. Well, how bout a keg of spend-a-day-in-a-concentration-camp for you? You can also have that glass of grow-up.

                • that guy says:

                  I’ve known you for 15 seconds, and in that time you:

                  1) Failed to notice that your first comment is an exact duplicate of a comment already in the original fail.
                  2) Failed to notice even after 20 people pointed it out.
                  3) Failed to see the connection between Swastikas and Nazis.
                  4) Failed to see how people could make this mistake, even though the Swastika in your picture is clearly displayed in Nazi-fashion.

                  You are…just an all-around FAIL.

            • CanaLyn says:

              Palmer’s right – in a way; the Swastika can be considered a “cross” and is commonly used in many religions in India and other Eastern places. It should be noted, however, that in today’s modern Western world, where we study the fact that the Swastika was a symbol of Nazi Germany and their hatred and anti-Semitism and white supremacy, the Swastika is a symbol connected purely with evil and killing and war.

              So if you don’t want to be called a Nazi, don’t use their symbols.

              • Grammar Nazi says:

                Yes, Palmer uses the lame argument about Swastikas in general, but does not mention the Hindu origins, just uses some semantic cop-out about Hakenkreuzes, which does not work and in any case then goes on to contradict himself in that it’s the Hitler Youth diamond.

                Therefore it *is* a Swastika and it *is* Nazi, by his own admission, therefore everyone else that pulled him up on it is right, by Palmer’s own words.

                But as we can see from his feverish posting and oxymoronic self-justifications, he is obviously wanting in attention, being deficient in some way, and therefore seeks it on here, and it looks like job done.

                But yes, he does indeed fail at life, as pointed out by someone else already, so he compensates with that and a load of contradictory arguments.

              • Raichu says:

                It faces the other way where its considered a cross and a symbol of peace.

            • Pablo says:

              Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen a neo-nazi troll show up. It’s almost quaint, like seeing a classic car or a greasy spoon diner.

              of course this isn’t a very good neo-nazi troll, but I guess that’s all we can expect these days.

            • dumbass nazi says:

              actually a SWASTIKA IS A NAZI SIGN. idiot. the INDIAN SYMBOL is rotated and NOT called a swastika …. IDIOT.

            • oac says:

              Palmer is right to a certain extant. The swastika is not necessarily a Nazi signs. The swastika has been around since even before Egyptian times. The word swastika comes from the ancient language of Sanskrit, “su” meaning “good,” “asti” meaning “to be,” and “ka” as a suffix. A Hakenkreuz is a Swastika, only it’s the German name for it instead of Indian.

              But enough of fun facts. Assuming you’re not a ancient Egyptian or a fluently speaks Sanskrit and are just a American kid, it is highly naïve of you to use such a symbol because in America the swastika plays no really role in it’s history except for the use of it by the Nazis in world war II. So for you to think that people wouldn’t think of Nazis when they saw a swastika is pretty silly.

              and admit it, you did kind of have and understanding FAIL

            • Elizabeth says:

              You have a Nazi swastika up. I have seen many a Persian/Indo-Iranian/Iranian/Aryan swastika, and yours is a Nazi one.

              Humanity fail!

            • Me says:

              And you fail for not realizing that, traditionally, theSwastika wasn’t turned on a 45 degree angle like that, and it was the NAZI’S who did that. Therefore, the depiction of the Swastika in your picture DOES represent Nazi Germany.

            • sage says:

              Speaking of ignorance… I’d look it up before shooting your mouth off, if I were you. You’re specifically using the nazi variant of the swastika symbol. I’m not sure where you live, but where I come from, that’s an incredibly offensive thing to do.

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

              There are other variants of the symbol, yes, but you’re not using any of those.

        • umualb says:

          F**king retard, read the second comment beneath the picture of the tattoo, not the second comment from this board.

        • Aurelie says:

          Pretty sure you’re failing. We are referring to the second comment in the PICTURE ABOVE. Not the COMMENTER BELOW.

        • Riz says:

          second comment in the facebook picture, ya stoop. what you said in your first comment is exactly what the person said in the picture.

    • Funky Fish says:

      Bear in mind, this is coming from someone whose display picture is a swastika. Don’t expect too much and they’ll be sure not to disappoint.

    • bitbot says:

      Change your avatar.
      Your an idiot.

    • Goatradish says:

      Nice troll.

    • arty says:

      Look it up on http://www.dictionary.com, it can be spelt (spelled) either way Spicy or Spicey.

    • RoseyPalmer says:

      Palmer: “Whoever it was that said it says ‘spicy’ sucks at wording things.”

      When you say, “sucks at wording things,” it shows that you “suck at wording things” even more.

  4. Giggidy says:

    I couldn’t even read the handwriting O.o the & symbol just looks like a hairball. pretty sucky tattoo.

  5. hunbun says:

    i have a hard time reading that – does the second part say “Zieisly”? that first letter does not really look like a “F” to me, more like an ornate “Z”

  6. felixj3130 says:

    lol, did he really tattoo himself ‘coriander’ on the arm? Damn, can’t believe what some ppl are doing

  7. Grizz says:

    “Spicey” is just another way to spell “spicy”, it means the same thing.

    • Miss Fit says:

      Jep. Wie ken spel laik wie want 2, becauz no metter hauw it’s spelld, it meens de seem thing eniewee.

      ..is what you meant to say?

      • Grizz says:

        Have you tried a dictionary, Sir? Because I did, and ‘spicey’ is indeed in there, it simply says “See ‘Spicy.’” Nonetheless it is not spelled incorrectly, but is just different to what most people are used to.

        • Miss Fit says:

          The ‘Miss’ in my name is not because I like to cross-dress, but anyway. I did, I looked in an English-Dutch dictionary (since I’m Dutch), the Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English, and lastly online on Merriam Webster’s Dictionar, but no ‘spicey’. But I’ll take your word for it. :)

  8. BER says:

    It says “feisty” and it’s spelled correctly. What may appear to some to be an “i” is just a serif on the “F.” On the other hand, “spicy” is definitely misspelled.

    • WHC says:

      I think it’s an i missing the dot

      • Bunny says:

        No, as BER says, it’s a serif on the crosspiece of the upper case F. Does this mean that this poor person is perhaps called Coriander – like the character in the Archers?

      • Lizzi says:

        It is at the beginning of the cross for the t… coincidentally, I missed the cross for the t and thought it said feisly, either way, it is a bad script. Also… I really hope that coriander is a band or something, cause why would someone want a spice tattooed on their arm…. no matter how “spicey” or feisty it may be?

    • Jaya says:

      I agree. It’s just an ill-chosen, ill-designed script font.

    • whatwhattheoriginal says:

      Agreed.

    • Thend says:

      then why does the serif on the “F” seem strangly like the “i” few letters later?

    • Patrick says:

      Thank you. Glad I’m not the only one to see the “i” is a serif

    • scrolling down to see if anyone else had spotted this – thanks for saving me the trouble BER.
      Oh, and Palmer, WE all know your avatar is a nazi hakenkreuz, not a buddhist swastika, YOU know it is, so why bother denying it? If you are trying to pretend it is anything else, why don’t you find one without the red-black-and-white background which the Fuhrer designed himself? I suppose your first name is “Face”?

  9. Lainy says:

    Tattoo fail, not really a facebook fail. Although, I am a newbie to this site :) Also, I agree, “feisty” is correct. What does it say on the top though?

  10. Freas says:

    What the hell is Coriander?

    • Hobson's Choice says:

      It’s what they use to drain noodles in Japan…

      • SallyStruthers85 says:

        I thought it was an herb of some sort…..like parsley

        • Hobson's Choice says:

          Um… it is. In fact, its leaves are sometimes known as Chinese Parsley. My previous comment was a feeble attempt at a play on words by confusing ‘coriander’ with ‘colander’, cos ‘coriander’ might be how a Japanese person would pronounce ‘colander’ due to the problem of…

          … awww, never mind. It’s like parsley. :(

    • Claire says:

      I live in South Africa; here English people call it coriander and Indian people call it dhania. It’s used in curries :P

      Hobson’s Choice, I understood your colander joke ^_^

  11. Faeriemama says:

    Why would anyone get a tattoo that said “Coriander” anyway? Though i’m pretty sure it’s just a stylized F, not an F and an I. Or maybe the tattoo artist was trying to cover their mistake. Spicy is spelled wrong, though….

    • davey o says:

      yeah, they would have been better off with Cilantro (c;

    • Em says:

      They might have named their child Coriander.

      *laughs*

      …wait, this is more likely than I may have initially realised.

    • BER says:

      Maybe the person’s name? Odd choice, perhaps, but no worse than made-up names like Shaniqwaah.

      • davey o says:

        I personally prefer Laqueesha… and I doubt its a name, the person’s skin tone is white… if it was a stupid name it would be something like “Bobby-Joe” or “Budweiser”

        • j says:

          Oh right, because black people have cornered the market on stupid names.

          EEHHH, think again. I once taught a white girl named Hennessy. After the liquor.

    • Ryan says:

      Maybe their parents disgraced him/her with the name Coriander to experience a world of humiliation…

    • OlderAndWiser says:

      I was wondering the same thing. Who would want a tattoo of anything as disgusting as coriander? (or, as they call it in some foreign language, “cilantro”)
      No matter what you call it, it’s the nastiest stuff on the planet.

  12. fackadis says:

    Maybe his name’s Corey?

  13. Shushnik says:

    Fails on quality, logic, spelling, judgement, and even photo quality. I give this a 9.2

  14. Brandi says:

    I really hope this is a joke, otherwise that just sucks.

  15. Spicey v Spicy says:

    Coriander isn’t “spicy”, as in a jalapeno or Tabasco sauce – it’s “spicey”, as in pertaining to the aroma of a spice.
    And the “F” has a large serif that looks like an “i”.
    No FAIL here, other than, y’know, the whole tattooing a/an herb on your forearm.

    • Andrew says:

      Where’s your source on ‘spicey’? Everything I know of shows it’s just a misspelling of spicy.

      I suppose Coriander could be a name, but yeah, strange to be named after an herb. But we do have people named Rosemary and Sage…why not Parsley, Thyme, and Oregano?

    • The Giver says:

      You’re absolutely right on the F’s serif.

  16. Nick says:

    I know someone named Coriander. Her sisters are named for spices too.

  17. bertbad says:

    What an embarrassment for them. You should never get words tattooed on you. Tattoo artists do not have the education of a Doctor of Lawyer. If you do get words you should do it in the black light ink. People can then see it but if it is spelled wrong you just stop going to clubs with black lights and avoid them at peoples homes.

  18. Envy says:

    I think the thing that gets me the most is that looks like anything _but_ a brand new tattoo.

  19. JadeZen says:

    I shudder to think it, but maybe Coriander is the FBer’s name… :-/

  20. Shea says:

    “Cilantro” would have been less pain (fewer letters, same plant) ;-) Sadly, though, I think JadeZen is probably right that it’s a name.

    Not only is there a misspelling, but since when is coriander spicy? It’s not even a spice, it’s an herb. So many colors of wrong going on here…

    • Andrew says:

      That’s what I was thinking (Coriander is definitely not spicy)

    • nunubiz says:

      1. spicey 13 up, 3 down
      buy spicey mugs, tshirts and magnets
      1. Challenging authority 2. Hot or sexy 3. Daring
      Damn! Scott is sure feeling spicey today.

      thanks from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spicey

    • Sludge says:

      Cilantro = leaves = herb
      Coriander = seeds, typically ground into a powder = spice

    • Claire says:

      Um actually, most people don’t eat coriander as a herb (as far as I’m aware). The seeds are cultivated to use in curries or spicy sausages. The seeds are very spicy.

      …. Ok, I just googled it and people do use the leaves, but usually as garnish, or salsa, chutney, and guacamole. IMO, salsa and chutney are spicy to a certain degree.

  21. Phillip says:

    Alright, so, here’s the deal. For those of you who didn’t see the line crossing the “l” to make it a t, get your eyes checked. Secondly, for those of you who don’t realize that a cursive F can be, and is often, written the way it is, get your eyes checked. It’s not an i attached to the F, it’s a freaking F. I’m normally all about failbook, but how are you going to Fail at commenting on another persons fail?

  22. Kittae says:

    it says

    Coriander
    spicey and tasty

    not fieisty or w.e…

    • Patrick says:

      Pretty sure that the second letter is an ‘e’ and the first letter is an F, not a T. It’s Feisty, not tasty.

  23. j says:

    Why the hell would you name your child Coriander?!

  24. wtf says:

    EPIC FAIL….for the entire thread of comments…

  25. Strange says:

    who the f**k would want “Coriander” written on them for the rest of their lives? o.O

  26. jeez says:

    The 1st comment in the screenshot is “Does that say “fieisty?”

    Regarding this, Palmer was pointing out that the word “say” should be “spelled” instead. A tattoo can’t “say” anything, right?

    …BUT I can’t understand why anyone would want a swastika as an avatar, unless you’d thrive on the negative attention.

  27. Goatradish says:

    For the record, I know a girl named Coriander. Luckily, though, I don’t think her boyfriend is enough of an idiot to get this tattoo.

  28. Font Fail says:

    I can see how that could be mistaken for a spelling error, but there isn’t really an extra ‘I’. It’s part of the ‘F’.

    Now, if this said “Font Fail” or “Tattoo Fail”, that would definitely be applicable.

  29. Liveel says:

    Does this post win the troll contest? Wow. All I was going to say is that coriander (the herb) tastes neither spicy nor spicey (accepted alternate spelling), and how an herb can be feisty is beyond my reckoning. Pretty sad tattoo. It sure stirred up a trollfest, though.

  30. Sludge says:

    Putting this on Failbook without vetting the spelling was in and of itself trollish. “Spicey” is correct. The F and T are stylized in the correctly spelled “Feisty”. The questions raised on F-book were about spelling. Let’s not blame Coriander… could be a name acquired at birth from his or her cilantro-consuming parents.

  31. Jeff says:

    I’m fairly certain the “first i” in feisty is actually part of the cursive F. But spicy is still wrong.

  32. Dee says:

    Coriander is what the English (uk) call Cilantro (north americans) and the asians call it “chinese parsley”

    No matter the name, it’s tastes like soap to me. ;)

  33. omg says:

    Seriously, are you people that retarded? Spicy can also be spelled “spicey,” and feisty is spelled correctly. The t is simply a loop with a cross through it, and the extra i is actually just a decorative way of writing the f. Bunch of ‘tards around here. Use your eyes.

  34. Savannah says:

    Never mind the s**teous tattoo, why are people using Urban Dictionary to define/spell a word?
    Epic fail.

  35. jess says:

    feisty is spelled correctly. if u look that line is part of the f. if anyone knew anything about tattoos u would have caught that.

  36. Coraline says:

    OK, Coriander is a spice, therefore it is spice-y. Spicey. They artfully left the E. And that isn’t Fieisty; that’s just a creative F. Come on, man.

  37. Scott says:

    If you actually read every comment down to this post then you’ve probably developed a brain tumor.

  38. Tiger says:

    Also coriander is not spicy.

  39. Himynameisjacob says:

    Actually, she spelled “Feisty” correctly. If you look for a moment, you’ll notice that the “dot” is actually a curl at the right end of the top bit of the F. The “i’s body” is simply the end of the mid-part of the F. Spicy.. yeah, they screwed that up. :D

  40. JackBond says:

    Wow. People have trouble reading that font. Obviously the F in Feisty has a squiggle that people mistook for an extra i. There is no extra i.

  41. pwnit says:

    I can’t believe I am doing this, but is anyone else not seeing the enormous ironic fail that is this comment stream…except for Palmer’s input ironicaly, which is accurate. He is the only one that made a point, held his point, and was/is right in the end, regardless of Nazi and/or religious symbolistic debate, and comment /sentence strucural disection.
    Anyway, being that the tatto is a fail in that it isn’t a fail, we all fail.
    *Geez not included.


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