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Pets on Facebook: less embarrassment than family, but way more sad.
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(one word describing the hilarity of the aforementioned submission because I am not all that bright honestly and I crave the attention of getting first comment)
HA?
Yes.
The only thing that would be more embarrassing would be if the cat played farmville.
It sure does … you need the neighbours for the goodies
My friend’s parents added their dog, cat and Goldfish, so they could get more neighbors for Farmville >.<
I made my dog a facebook today because last weekend my friends and I were all drunk and decided to make facebooks for our pets. I was the only one to actually go through with it…
guess they were listening to Weird Al’s “white and nerdy” a bit too much :p
Roflol @ Grantski! XD
it only became fail once turquoise chimed in. and if a cat played farmville, that would be pretty amazing
Playing Farmville or whatever stupid game is exactly why people do that. My wife is friends with no less than dozen cats and or dogs on facebook for just that purpose.
lol really?? That’s kinda strange.
PeTA won’t have a problem with that?
my friend made one for their baby sister teddy bear
This really isn’t a fail. I’m friends with a stuffed animal on Facebook. It’s sort of like an inside joke.
There are actually CatBook and DogBook applications because you’re not supposed to have regular FB pages for pets, only people. Of course you could always make a fanpage for them, too.
Pets are people’s friends so it makes sense to give them a page and add them as friends. What is the fail on this?
… because a [normal] cat can’t actually control a computer?
you’re the fail in this.
Because very few cats are over 13 and actually allowed to have a facebook account under the terms of service.
The only cat on my friends list is 14 years old so he’s fine.
wtf rly? what’s the point if you wanna see your cat go find 90% your on facebook your at home.
… N/A didn’t say anything about it being their cat.
He’s not my cat, you’re right. One of my friends forgot her password and instead of trying to retrieve it she just set up an account in her cat’s name. Not what I would have done but I must say, that cat posts some amusing updates.
actuly their is no age limit on facebook .. when u make a profile the years you have to be born in are between 1900 and 2010
Cats are also mostly cute so pictures of them are fun to see. Facebook was made for photos. Photos were made for cats. A union of cuteness for all to see.
I don’t think cats are cute… I hate cats.
Then feel free to press the ignore button when they try to friend you? K thnx bai.
LMAO, yes, feel free to ignore any cats who try to friend you…
You can go back to your bridge now, good work!
It’s not cats I know that. It is their owners who make the site and friend people. But you still go to your friends house and talk and pet their cats. So, why not play along and be a friend? I have two cat friends I am proud of calling Faceateers.
Just to get this straight… you’re proud of the fact you only have 15 Facebook friends, and now you’re telling me at least 2 of them are cats? Just gonna smdh and move on… Good luck with that bertbad.
Yes, I even have a parakeet friend. He is my cousins parakeet. His name is Skeet Skeet Keet. I love all of my friends dearly and would be proud to have only one. All others are more of a blessing.
I’ve read quite a few of your comments now, and I just have to know… are you trying to emulate David Thorne? Because if you are, you are failing miserably. You see, David Thorne is quite funny…
Of course, I could be mistaken, in which case I have a follow-up question…
Are you four?
I am not selling stuff on email. Age is but a number.
And in your case, obviously a single-digit number. Bye bye now…
^ This.
actually, facebook was made for college students to converse with each other
I thought there was an age restriction on Facebook. What’s with all these obviously 14 year olds (and under)? Has MySpace been closed or something?
They lie. It’s easy to lie about age on websites, and it’s not like the website is going to do a background check or anything.
It does raise a curious question, when it comes to adding a cat on to Facebook (ignore the absurdity of that for a moment) do you count the cat’s age in cat-years or human years?
Can I add my cow to Facebook
Or maybe give each of my chickens a Facebook account? How about the fish in the river that flows through our property 
This must be starting to become popular. I’v added six of my friends pets in the last month and a half.
LOL my grand-dog has one…her “mom” (my daughter in law) is 20. But there’s no way my cats are getting FB pages unless they make one by themselves. I’ve seen bigger fails, this one is just cute.
You people are very lonely.
And that comes from someone that only gets love from Mr. Right hand
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THAT’S MY HUSBAND B*TCH
A lot of people I know (although I sometimes wish I didn’t) have separate Facebook pages for their babies. Some of the riveting status updates : “Just woke up and said hi to mommy” or “Had some milk and burped” or “My tummy isn’t feeling well, but mommy will make it better”. It’s really sickening, I hope to God I’m not as delusion as these people when I have kids.
Just for the record, not all parents are morons who like to put their kids out there for all the internet pedos to give lovin to. Now that you know the other side, maybe you’ll make better decisions for your future kids.
Yeah unless people out there show us sane people how to not be parents how will we know
Facebook is slowly becoming an alternative reality…
In my eyes they all fail…
I’m afraid of finding out that one or more of the pets has a more interesting life than I do.
I follow Helen Keller on Twitter… Better or worse to the animal story?
My hair has its own facebook… it was that big that people considered it a seperate being.
This is the weirdest thing/conversation I have ever stumbled upon… seriously you guys are discussing cat facebooks?
all 3 of my mom’s cats have facebook pages -_-
This is ridiculous! Cats and dogs do not belong on Facebook!
We need a new social network for them. Fuzzbook, perhaps.
Lol at fuzzbook… but no.. no fuzzbook..
well i have a hamster on my friend list it is a very cool hamster
Is it me? ^___^;
no sorry it’s called revs moshawther
He’s following his own cat on FB? What a p**sy
Mr. Lol,
How far off can one’s own ass be laughed?
THAT EIS A HATECRIMES SAGAINAGTT CATSS!!! BAN ITT!
(hides… will they or won’t they bite…)
Photoshopped. It’s photoshopped. You can tell by the angles and colors.
My familys cats are signed up for facebook so they can cheat on farmville… >_<
My step-mom made our dog a Facebook account and would update the status as “woof” or “following Dad around waiting for food to drop”.. She needs a life, to say the least.
did no one notice that the black’s SISTER made the cat a profile? then black isn’t pathetic. i think light blue should not be calling any kettles black any time soon.
Cats on facebook is wrong! I put mine on “Catbook”, His name is Tom. You can friend him if you like.
Actually, I think the embarrassing thing is when the cat gets more friends than you do. :p
I did this once, when my little sister’s cats had kittens, as a free kitten marketing tool. It worked really well. I found homes for all the kittens . . .plus I had my friends befriend one of the kittens, and I would lie if I said I haven’t sometimes logged into the profile and posted things pretending to be the cat. I’m actually an adult . . . age wise anyway. Maturity wise, not so much, but hey, I frequent a site where people post cute pictures of kittens with misspelled captions . . .maturity and the interwebs don’t usually accompany each other.
My sister´s cat is so big, it has its own Facebook fan group
So, when FB announces it has 500 million users, half (or more?) of them are cats/dogs/goldfish?
Yep. Or people with multiple profiles to be able to have a profile that is private from their parents and coworkers since they can’t make separate group filters anymore.
My cat made me a facebook page. then i rejected his friend request
The cats I added on Facebook, is saying “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US” .
My cousin did that on her Myspace, she gave her cat a page.
I almost died laughing when I saw she had commented ON said page.
Her comment: “I love you, my little boo!”
She’s a Justin Beaver fan. That’s all I’m going to say.
I bet one of the twitter dogs is Chunk Handler. He’s one hilarious mofo.
I know someone who gave his moustache a Facebook account.