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My hope is that someone flushed while he was busy updating his Facebook.
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LMFAO…
But first i have to comment this.
lol
dumbass
Maybe he is talking of drinking glasses? He might be googling how to kill germs that are obviously now on the glasses. Because if he is talking about eyeglasses, it must not be a strong pair otherwise he was typing from memory. A good typist does not have to look at the keyboard to find the letters.
You just failed worse for that whole train of thought…
Agreed brit! Total fail on bertbad’s part……
stfu and die, u fail at life
nah I don’t think a drinking glass would fit in the average toilet. However your point about the glasses not being strong is interesting. If they were strong glasses he’d probably not be able to type. But then one would wonder why he is s**tting with reading glasses. I guess because he brought his laptop to the toilet, and dropped the glasses when trying to wipe. That’s why he updating so fast he was already on the facebook when this occurred.
This is an excellent point about a laptop. I did not even think of that. For some reason I pictured him running to his desk in a towel to get on his desktop PC or Mac. That would make even more sense to have just happened the second before.
Plus a drinking glass would most likely break if dropped in said toilet
Wow bertbad, you fail worse than me! That’s REALLY bad!
The road to success is paved with failure. Keep your eyes on me. I can only go up from here.
Have fun going up the failtube
good one hehehehehehehe LOl
thats so funny Lol hahahahahahaahahaha
use ur hands moron
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You know, there’s this thing called soap. You can use it if you ever get your hands in something dirty. =/ Sheesh.
Yep — If you’re planning to wash the glasses, why can’t you wash your hands at the same time? In fact, how would you avoid it?
Once you’ve been through parenthood, and had to change your kids’ diapers, sticking your arm down a toilet full of sh!t holds no terrors.
I don’t know why not, if the toilet was empty and there was no poo in it, why wouldn’t you?
maybe they’re the super thin reading glasses? Perhaps they’ve fallen past the bowl part of the toilet, and they’re in the pipe area? Also, if the original poster is not using a westernized toilet, it doesn’t necessarily have lots of curvy pipes to block the falling of the glasses. I just looked too far into the various possibilities to answer your question, but they are still possible.
Either way, I would definitely retrieve first, and then …well, I’d probably not post it at all.
I’m with the thought of them being flushed. ^_^
No bertbad, you’re an idiot. why would they have drinking glasses in the bathroom? and if they did, why would they have more than one??
Also, what does typing have to do with anything?
We have glasses for washing out our mouth after tooth brushing. Also, how do you think he got the status on Facebook? Typing is at the core of this story.
“She”? Is Kieran a girl’s name these days?
Probably in America, they have the stupidest, most made-up names there. Paris is a boy’s name, everyone knows that, even the Hilton woman who went out with a Greek male model of the same name. So they like giving girl’s boys names already.
But I like the misspelled ones, and the ones after place names, like Chelseeeeeeeee or Shannin or “Shawn” for Sean and so on.
Talk about dumb and illiterate. Kieron means dark haired warrior, but it probably sounded “neat” ergo, another dumb Yank with a stupid name for us to laugh at and feel superior about…. if only they knew it…
There you go, they even spelled Kieron wrong, duuuuuuur, seriously why bother using a name if you’re only going to mess it up? I t reminds me of the last scene in Planet of the Apes when Charlton Heston realised he was on Earth all along. “My Ghad, they blew it up, they blew it uuuuuup”. Yeah, that’s what they do to English every day. I wish they’d do us all a favour and call it something else, like Spazzanese, or something, it’d be way easier on the rest of us.
I looked it up a few different places, and they all said that Kieron is a variation of Kieran, and while Kieran showed recent popularity in America, England, Scotland, and Ireland, Kieron showed little to no usage. Also, the original Irish Gaelic name is Ciaran (with an accent over the second a). So…I’m going to have to say that you’re wrong on that one.
moderator said he, so I assume it was a dude who posted this
So by ‘they’ you mean American’s and by ‘us’ you mean the rest of the world? Funny, when did the world decide that everyone spoke English?
Making fun of someone’s name is close to making fun of someone’s handicap. You are a very worthless human being.
“Making fun of someone’s name is close to making fun of someone’s handicap. You are a very worthless human being.”
In that a handicap is something you can’t do anything about, and a name is given and can be changed. You fail.
Yes it is possible to legally change your name, but more often then not, people stay with the names given to them from birth. Thats why I said close to, not exactly the same, since you usually don’t get a choice in the name picked for you at birth. But a fail is a fail
First I would like to point out that you’re assuming the original poster is an American.
Second, you’re getting your panties in a bunch because Americans presumably make up names, but you also pointed out that the name has a meaning. Nice logic.
Third, with a name as unique as his, it’s pretty likely that they used the name because they liked what it meant. I personally don’t know anyone that takes the magnetic alphabet off of his or her refrigerator, and throws the letters on the floor to get new baby names.
If his name means “dark haired warrior,” it doesn’t make the name bad, especially since it has a nice ring to it (the originating reason for the majority of names in all cultures). It isn’t another cookie-cutter name where he’s always going to have to deal with knowing ten other people that go by the same thing, and there’s nothing wrong with being a dark haired warrior.
America is very diverse, and most of the unique names come from different cultures and languages (like Kieran), or are a blend of more than one culture (since most people now are a blend of more than one culture). I’m sorry that we don’t all go by the name Jack and Jill, but if it’s too difficult for you to learn how to spell and say all of these unique names, I’m sure you can find a tutor.
I’m not sure why you think the original posters name is something to feel superior about. Unless you’re 12, and it’s still cool to pick on people based on their name alone. I don’t know where you’re from, but I would like to think that your country as a whole is a little more mature than that. After you’re done pointing your finger and laughing, are your planning on taking his pudding and giving him a wedgie?
How did your parents pick your name? They obviously didn’t want something that would sound nice, because that could be considered “neat,” and such things shouldn’t be taken into consideration for names. I’m sure that they only took into account the meaning, which means that they waited until you were at least ten to name you, so that they could find a name that really suited you. So tell me, how did it make you feel when your parents named you Hethatshallbeasnobattimeswhenitscompletleypointless?
ummm Kieran (or Kieron, or Kieren, or Keiran – I’ve seen them all) is’t a unique or rare name. I’m a teacher and currently have four Kierans in one year 7 class.
Just sayin…
It always varies by area. In the name database that I looked in, it is listed as uncommon. I did also mention above that he has had some recent popularity (which means that the people given the name will be school age). So I guess you’re seeing the effects of that.
wow. tl;dr
‘… giving girl’s boys names already…’
Grammar Nazi, my arse.
Hey, give the guy a break. English wasn’t the Nazis’ first language..
im curious about how did he drop his glasses into the toilet..
he was inspecting the contents of his stool. “I see corn, spinach, cheeto bits…oh s**t my glasses just fell off my face into the toilet!”
happened just like that
Looked down at the flush. I used to get freaked that I would drop them in an outhouse looking in the hole.
they’re gone dude, just let them go
Looks like you could say.
*puts on glasses (but can’t cause they are not in his hand)*
My eyes are flushed.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
stfu and leave
WIN
You have an interesting style. I look forward to more trolling from you.
Humour should not be attempted without an adult present. Go get a grown-up.
Um, Yeah lol! This wasnt me!
Perfect example for something that you wouldn’t have told anyone just 3 years ago because it’s so embarassing. What is wrong with these people?!
Hurry up, Stupid…or someone my s**t on them while you’re updating your status =))
Watch out for the pink eye.