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As Much As Roman Failed, I Feel Like Linda Is The True Failure Here For Playing Country Life

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  1. MattBrox says:

    I can imagine this same scenario with Farmville.

  2. name (required) says:

    i think roman was being deliberately obtuse, personally. thus, he is win

  3. PrEbEn says:

    Lol. Linda win but Roman fail

  4. Julius Squeezer says:

    Judging by Romans lack of facebook profile picture, I think Roman is a n00b to the social networking site and was in fact sincere in his offer.

  5. Satan says:

    How did roman fail at all? it is a win, a sarcastic win.

  6. George says:

    I think its safe to say. N00b.

  7. lulz says:

    considering Roman doesnt even have a profile photo im going to say hes a noob and fails.

  8. Cuppa says:

    How does he know it is a water mill? Roman could end up a slave turning her wheel.

  9. Joyous1 says:

    Come on… of course he wants to be there, she needs help “mounting” the “grinding” stone.

    • Lauren says:

      I noticed that. And totally thought that the obvious double-entendre was supposed to be the fail until I read Roman’s response and then glanced up at the heading of the failbook post.

    • heidrance says:

      hehehehe. Mounting.
      hehehehe. Grinding.
      hehehehe.

  10. R says:

    he’s trollin’

  11. Tonedawg says:

    I thought this was going to be a joke about mounting a heavy grinding stone.

  12. Schwety says:

    Roman did not fail. Those of you that play those stupid games are failures and the rest of us fail a little bit for knowing what they are.

  13. TWSS says:

    nobody caught the bit about mounting the heavy Grinding Stone? anyone?

  14. Sweet says:

    I like Roman.

  15. w says:

    i think you all are the fails for not believing that “Roman” is trolling, allow me to ask what is romans last name carpenter, stonemason, Brickmillbuilder

  16. Ally says:

    I particularly like how the subtext on her post states:
    “… and needs help mounting the heavy Grinding Stone”.

    I think that’s a win all on its own.

  17. GuessWho says:

    He spelled ‘fascinated’ wrong. It bothers me more when people miss a letter, rather than just screw up a word completely.

  18. Shelly says:

    Ya know… when building a windmill in Country Life, I always thought the most suggestive was the one where you ask for help in mounting the heavy shaft.

  19. that guy says:

    ugh so fake

  20. Anna says:

    It says Linda needs help mounting the heavy grinding stone. *giggity*

  21. ThatOneGuyWhoSaysStuff says:

    Linda……. plays obscure Facebook games……… GRANDMA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  22. Spudz says:

    Shamefully, I’ve almost done the same thing once. One of my friends was playing a game revolving around baking, and I thought she was actually trying to open her own small bake shop. In my defense, this was a friend from when I worked in a bakery, and I knew she’d been fired so she might have been doing freelance, but I still felt like the biggest retard ever when I realized it was just a game.


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