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Que pelotudez! ¬¬
Concuerdo contigo!
you both are so lame and dunno s**t bout an EPIC WIN
Use a translator
XD Unreal Tournament reference WIN
Porque eres Shiba Inu que habla Español? A caso en Japon le enseñan a los Shiba Inu a hablarlo? :O
s**tty bastard you dunno s**t
UNO! i win, therfore you lose spanish mexican prick thing
Or many of the countries in South America or the Caribbean…
Ignorance is never impressive…
Or EUROPE! Holy cr*p, you people keep forgetting that Spanish language was born in Europe? I’m feeling really discriminated here.
Just say Spain. It’s not like everyone in Europe speaks Spanish.
actually ppl in Germany France and Portugal the can speak spanish bc its like traveling to newyork from mass.
=( I wish I was bilingual.
Until then, you’re just bi-curious.
…. dud, have you BEEN to Germany or France? You honestly think all of them speak Spanish? Just because they could technically drive to Spain does not mean they all speak Spanish. I highly doubt the majority of Germans and French speak Spanish. English, yes, Spanish, not so much. And even if they did, that still does not mean everyone in Europe speaks Spanish. There are more countries in Europe, you know…
Dude, people in France speak french and the germans speak german : L
It’s only us English who speak it as a first language : D
England ftw
”It’s only us English who speak it as a first language”
Oh, and I suppose people in Scotland, Wales, Ireland, USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand etc all speak Double Dutch?
it’s only us speakers of english as a first language whom speak it like it is our first language
Fail. I’ve met both Americans and Australians with worse grammar than me, and no it’s not even my first language.
I’ve met English people from any country with worse grammar. Anyways, I actually live in Europe, and no, not all people speak Spanish. Not all people speak English either. Hell, not even all people speak Dutch in here ¬¬ The whole of Europe is one big nationality/language mix-up.
Pelotudez is a word from spain not mexico, i don’t even think anyone use that in latin america
en mexico te llamarian “pinche cabron” just saying…..
pelotudo is from argentina >_< not spain and i know it well cuz im a spanish guy living in argentina xD
Maxi, soy de Uruguay y digo Pelotudo tambien, entonces no es SOLO de Argentina….
Actually, it isn’t used in Spain. It a argentinian thing. Says an argentinian who lives in Spain for 10 years.
Well, “monopoly man that isn’t very bilingual” you are so ignorant I feel bad for you but, really, if someone speaks Spanish, he’s instantly Mexican? because honey, I speak Spanish and I’m Uruguayan (it’s in South America)… So, next time if you’re going to say something so stupid, please don’t.
Vaya con queso!
who would have thought the power of a david caruso meme would save the fail
Wait! did you just divide by zero? Oh SH..
Only Chuck can man
Chuck Norris is so awesome that even he thinks Chuck Norris jokes are lame
No he doesnt, go to a major bookseller (or just use the internet) and look for My Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes, by, you guessed it, Chuck Norris.
Victor is my new hero.
*facepalm* @Lucas, this is SO FTW!
Reply button…right over there ——–> I just used it…
win!
^ I know where you live.
More win ^
I love this comment so much.
superevilgeniuswhowantstodestroytheworld youre sooo right
Reply button…right over there ——–> I just used it…
So did I
and me!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Look, I’m just as original as the original troller!!
17 DOLLARS
wait, what?
You. Me. Wedding chapel. Chop chop.
Ha, wow….
Shut up, just shut up.
That’s definetly a WIN
definitely*
Victor’s comment is pure win.
I agree that is one EPIC comment
Another epic win for victor’s everywhere!!!
*Victors
YEaaahhhh !! Awesome =D
Victor wins my internet for the day
Mine too.
such an obvious joke it’s funny.
….. Really….
I mean, for a moment I thought it was serious…..
win…
FAIL WIN
yo dawg, I heard you like semen, so we put semen in your eye so you can taste semen while you go blind
Yeah that’s really not how that joke works.
i know rite? thanx for being that smart and pointing that out
Any time.
…
right… that’s… yeah okay… uh…
…okay.
*headdesk*
>=[ head desk is my thing.. DID YOU ASK PERMISSION TO USE IT?!
jk. <_< though your lack of humor isn't something I would joke about. Or is it… hmmm..
this would have been slightly funny if the woman wasn’t blind… but when you throw that in, it completely takes the joke to the HNL (madTV fans anyone?)
Victor gets +3 internet today.
And that makes three! What the HELL is it with people who can’t understand a simple joke like this?!
you misunderstand… i get the joke, i just find it even more funny because she’s blind. perhaps it was meant to be more complex than you think
Hate to split hairs here, but if she wasn’t blind, why would this be funny at all?
Victor wins my ALL my [AWSOMESAUCE] cookies XD
My question is : How could she get hit in both eyes at the same time? Those two guys had perfect timing!
most guys squirt more then once…..just a thought
I say fetish.
then/than FAIL
You have same sense of humor as a psychopathic burnt-out nazi forced to work at a Wal-Mart in the middle of Kansas.
‘=\ I assume you’ve met said person.
EPIC
No.
Well no, because that’s just a s**te, over-reproduced spelling error. Correctly, it’s coming, as in, to come, I just came, yeah?
Anyway, this joke’s been done ages ago. Ctrl Alt Del if I remember right.
No,,, just …. no… its perfect this way
win of the epic variety
Victor won +10 interwebz
Damn. Stole my comment.
Dear Failbooker,
I was just curious why the leno bashing one was removed?? Did that many people really find it offensive??? To those individuals I say, get over yourselves.
As for you failbooker, keep up the good work
Your supporter,
Salburt
Mysterious mysteries indeed…
We took it down because issues *cough cough ads cough cough* made it more trouble than it was worth in the end.
But thanks for the support! We hope to keep failing enough to keep you laughing.
Hahahahahahahaha!
Had no idea that semen makes people blind.
any liquid at a high enough speed will blind you, but add in the salt, sticky, and (other) properties of semen, and you’ve got yourself a real ball-buster.
Yo semen, imma let you finish, but artreries have the best bodily fluid squirt ever.
wrong! you’ve obviously never heard of peter north.
Alright… I certainly get the comment by Victor… but I don’t get the poster. Semen causes blindness? Since when? What does the speed have to do with anything? Most people can react to something in their eyes in milliseconds. 20mph… so? Is this supposed to be some sort of safe sex PSA?
gee, it couldn’t possibly be a joke, could it? ‘-_-
You sir, obviously have no sexual life whatsoever.
…… Really?
Yeah really.
Carol!! For those of you who don’t know, she is from an old chemistry poster reminding students to wear their goggles so they don’t end up blind like Carol. My chem teacher still has one up.
http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/e/46/e465ac76351835582354fc05cffbab1a-orig
I was wondering if anyone noticed that, I was going to mention it, but you beat me to it!
that’s a chemistry poster?
I can’t imagine that many people get things done
LOL! I’d find that picture and post it on my own FB, if “Carol” wasn’t my real name…..
oh dear god, WIN!
LOOOOOOOL that would have been epic. But GOD, this win was such a beautiful thing even without it…
Looking for love in all the wrong places, Carol?
+1 for WIN of the month
This is a win for Victor, but a fail for Tarek since replying to the post will leave an update for all his friends and family to see.
I don’t understand… why is this funny? I feel compelled to agree with the first poster, it seems “una pelotudez” to me.
That was probably one of the funniest things I have seen on failbook so far.. That was amazing.
that’s the joke u c**tcake
hey edward did you know that everytime you fap, a twilight fan dies?
>:] we are killing your slaves 1 by 1
funny comment is funny
watch for strong headwind!
WIN
WIN
Lesbians: safer.
anyone know who Victor is? I need to propose marriage to him, that is all.
too late. i have turned gay for him and taken him as my husband.
more like horatio CANE
amirite?
HEY EVERYONE!!!!!
…the game
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! You lose! You get nothing! Good day sir!
You know whats a fun game? Face foot. =) Another is fist ass but only certain people like that one.
The Game was an okay album from Queen. But if you hear the first song, you automatically lose the game. Does this mean Queen was in on the game before it existed?
Victor FTW!
^_^ I love victor, he gives the HOLY S**T IS THAT A VAMPIRE MOOSE! *ducks behind comments*
So the actual point of the picture is that she got blinded by semen while doing facial?
lolwut
1) The CSI jokes are getting REALLY, REALLY old 2) I’ve seen this EXACT joke (didn’t see it coming) used in another scenario before…even more proof they’re getting really worn out.
CSI jokes never got old. CSI, yes. CSI jokes, never.
If most guy’s are 20MPH…
She wouldn’t stand a chance against Chuck Norris