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This is why I made the calculator and contraceptives.
At least he was first to fix his own problem… but then ended it with IDFK! Meaning he still did not get it.
Why does my comment need to be moderated?!!?
Because no one trusts you…
No one except for you right? Riiiight? 0.0
no
because you touch yourself at night.
I thought everybody did… How else would I get my pyjamas on?!?!
And I’ll thank you not to stare Satan!
You can stare at me Satan! I love to be stared at!
you are a lazy stalker’s dream, thankyou…
YOU F**KING ROCK
Thank God!
NP
u should make the next generation human race with electric plugs, then we can unplug all the stupid people… (hint, plug should be on anus for men and u know where for women) ^^
im economical i dont need a plug, stick some energizer up my ass and off i go
is that how we will determine who is gay and who isn’t…who takes energizers up the ass?
I double your comment. How about The Matrix?
IT’S A MIRACLE!!!
What a retard.
Fail and then…..fail/win?
Yeah … he must be a math genius …
I guarantee it’s not a “him.” Only a woman would be this stupid.
I guarantee it’s not a “her.” Only a man would be this stupid.
I guarantee you’re a gay hippie. No one else would be as stupid as your ass.
Asses do not have brains, therefore cannot be Smart or Stupid.
Like.
HE cusses like a man.
THERE are women who cuss.
I believe you capitalized the wrong word, sir.
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“extra, extra, s**t-load of americans spontaniously die”
I’m a whale, and I fail this status.
^ like!
F@#k You WHALE!
F@#k You DOLPHIN!
At least he realised his mistake… :/
There’s always room in my bed at night for Satan!
…It’s just funny. At least they know how to spell!
I don’t think you need a calculator to know there are over 6 billion people on earth.
He didn’t say on earth he said America.
Haha! Woops.
I wasn’t “trolling” or…whatever it’s called.
jesus watches me poop
ill have a word with him
Your only gonna get $1.1193158502735746520031031273024 lol
there’s less then 350 mil ppl in the us?
the fail whale is really getting old.
this is the first time I’ve seen it! Where has it been all my life???
Facebook
Actually that would be Twitter.
If we all stopped buying Oprah’s stuff, we wouldn’t need her to give us $1 each.
*like!!*
Welcome to the United States of America
Population: 315
if any of them are morons, I’m leaving
300 of them are morons.
it all depends on if you know how many people live in the US or not… nothing to do with math skills
So you’re suggesting that people actually think there’s only 315 people in the U.S.?
Well, you’re probably right.
It’s okay Fred, just be proud of Wolf for spelling every word in that post right, it’s a freakin’ miracle!!! Even if he forgot the first word in a sentence is supposed to capitalized… can’t win them all… unless you’re one of those lucky 315 people left in the US. Good job surviving…?
Now if I can just get everyone in America to give me a dollar…
why not $3?
Why not all of their money? Call me Bills. The s is silent, but it’s still there.
Wow looking at the comment just makes the fail all the better.
“EVERYBODY GETS A DOLLAR! EVERYBODY GETS A DOLLAR! EVERYBODY GETS A DOLLAR!”
LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!!
IT’S ONE DOLLAR!
hah
Even if she did have enough money to give each person in the US a million bucks, they wouldn’t be worth s**t then… xD
Wow, if you can’t say something smart… please don’t post it on facebook!
facebook’s made to put stupid s**t on it, how else am I gonna get my semi-daily morning giggles?
I’d take the first one.
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Oh god.. Americans are NOT stupid, right? haha