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FAIL. The Tattoo says 12.15.08. The description says 12.15.07.
yes thanks you captain obvious of why it is a fail.
Lmfao.
lolololololol. That was the point.
oh teehee
ZING
BAzingA*
WIN
Wow, sir. You are quite retarded.
But thank you, for stating the obvious for us other retared folk.
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… thats what the whole thing was about. you don’t have to point it out to everyone, they get it on their own
HERP DERP
OMFG, REALLY!? Thanks for pointing that out. otherwise I was at a loss….derp
No f**king duh,
Lt. Sarsacm
Sgt Irony
Corporal C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
+3 Internetz for Dan
Debbie Downer ruins the list of names.
captain obvious!
Lt. Sarsacm
Sgt Irony would like a talk with Capitan Obvious and Lt. Sarcasm
Stg. Irony
Sgt. Irony
Corporal C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Just to be whatever the opposite of funny is.
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General ur all stupid
hahaha the comment was a bigger FAIL than the pic xD
Everyone f**king knows that dumb ass!
umm thats the whole point he got it wrong
I believe there are multiple fails at work here, teehee.
Thank you TeeHee. I never would of known.
“would have” known. There is no such phrase as “would of.”
I love you, Grammar Nazi.
However, and this is the point at which people get confused, “would’ve” is a valid word, as a contraction of “would have.” “Would’ve”, when spoken aloud, sounds like “would of.”
Except it’s not.
I’ve got wood of the pants.
made me lol
Depends who is saying it. When I speak, “would’ve” doesn’t sound like “would of” but just sounds like a really fast “would have”.
It depends on a person’s dialect.
Wow, I must say, for a 3-year old, Red is a really quick learner seeing as he typed a very handsome response
I mean, capitalisations and stuff 
Was thinking the same thing… Very clever kid that. LOL.
This is truly amazing.
Low IQ + tattoo = ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE REST OF US!
“Low IQ = tattoo = ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE REST OF US!”
There. Fixed that for ya.
so true!!! lol
Hello? Why on earth would you think the child was commenting in red? The use of red for both the mention of the child in the description and also the response posted by its mother, who put up the picture, has confused you so much that you think there is no other reason for it than that the kid itself (born 2007) is using Facebook? Jeez, sharing brain cells much?
Derp.
Herp
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It’s obviously the mother. Red wouldn’t refer to himself in the third person, right?
Riiight.
Oooh, this could me MY epic fai but… I don’t get it.
the “red” guy is supposed to be his son, right? or are there different 2 people “hidden” in red?
I’m also confused.
Red is the tatooed guy’s (I’m assuming) ex-girlfriend. He tattooed the birthdate of their child on his arm but got the date wrong.
Red Comment=The kid’s mother who moved out with the kid.
The Pic=The Dad who doesn’t live with the kid who is trying to show he cares.
The red in the caption of the pic is the kid’s name.
Trying to show that he cares and fails miserably…
Does the thought count in this case?
Yes, Red is his son/daughter (it doesn’t specify sex).
NO! The RED is the WIFE.
Truth You Lies! (Paradox much yez?)
Red is the child’s mother…not the child. I highly doubt that a 3 and a half year old would be wondering the quarries of his absentee father over facebook in such a way…also doubt he’d have other pre-shcoolers added to FB while they also ponder the possibility of other tats and dropping F-Bombs…at least none that I know of o.o’.
You don’t know that it’s the mother….
I’ll agree that, after rereading it, it seems unlikely that it’s the child, but saying that it is the mother is just a blind assumption…
No, not really. she later says “see what I’ve been dealing with for the last 2 years” or something like that. It’s pretty safe to assume she is the mother and the picture subject’s ex.
It’s called deductive reasoning, not blind assumption.
No, the red represents the person who posted the pic (likely the mother of a child) pointing out that the (ex?)husband/boyfriend in this picture is too stupid to even know when the child was born, and also too stupid to know not to spend his money on such stupidity rather than child support. If the fail has to be explained in that much detail, then either it is a fail in and of itself, or you are your own fail for being too stupid to understand the fail. I’m guessing the latter.
This^ That^ What he said.
You’d have to be a freaking MORON to think it was the three year old. Good lord, go back to school, learn some common sense or something people.
If you intend to insult people’s intelligence, I’d work on your grammar skills. Your last “sentence” (if you can even call it that) is particularly atrocious.
Made sense to me…
comprehension of something, doesn’t make it correct
dude the freaken 3 year old is not the red gosh
Oh snap!! I knew I should have never dropped out of Commen Sense 101!!….oh wait, it isn’t taught in schools…
Honestly, who gives a flying **** who the red is or is not, the father failed hard enough to have his own fail post on failbook, lets not get all worked up over minor details children.
Look, the whole point of the fail was the dad somehow getting the birthday wrong. Can everyone just shut up about the red and the ‘who’s who’?
I think the first “red” is the child’s name and the second one is the baby’s mother. There are 2 people.
OMG thank you for being smart enough to figure that out. Man, some people on here are truly slower than molasses running uphill during a snowstorm, seriously!
I’d rather insist that Red is consistently the child because it’s a lot funnier that way
there ya goo
I dated a guy who had his own birth date tatooed on his back. But at least he had it right.
what use is it on his back?
so the dude who is banging him doggie style will remember to get him something nice for his bday?
HaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! I really, really liked this come back. lol in a big way.
that’d be a win : )
That, good sir, just made my day.
Mine too, that’s awesome!
As his ex, THANK YOU for that
nice
*likes*
What use is it anywhere?
yeah really…
unless of course he was born on 4/20, hah
even then…
I knew some SF guys that tattooed their vital stats on their stomachs so that if they were unrecognizable at the time of death they could still be identified. That was just before Desert Shield started. Fortunately they all made it back alive.
o.O
what a chav!
Has anyone else noticed that Red is commenting on facebook, yet Red is supposed to have been born in 2007? How many three year olds are literate, able to type, and have FBs?
Red is just the colour being used to censor that person so you can identify them from the different people commenting without having to know their names.
Going from the comments that person is probably the guys girlfriend (or ex by the sound of it) and the date is their son’s birthday.
How do these people not get this? Red is the mother, not the child. What 3 year old has a facebook page. You people so stupid!!!!!
Pretty sure they highlighted the kid’s name in red because he is associated with the woman who posted the picture.
But that’s just an educated guess.
You and your book learning and logic. It has no place here!
Red says he spent money on that instead of spending it on ‘your child’ not me which it would have been if red was the child talking to him, therefore the speaker is the mother. But you know nice try anyway.
No, the original poster is the mother (or someone else), but Red comments on the post.
My best guess is that Red’s mother is one of those weird people who make a profile for their kid and makes posts in “their” name.
No, the OP is the mother and she comments to her friends’ comments on the pic she posted.
l2have critical thinking
Ever think maybe it was written by a single Mom who’s having trouble getting child support cash out of this tattoo’d idiot?
that’s how i see it too.
I believe the poster is the kid’s Mom, and is complaining that Dad has money to spend on an obviously incorrect tattoo but is probably waaaayyy behind in child support payments.
Let’s use some common sense people
OML! Was that truly written? Good one on the common sense.
Yeah… you have to be pretty dense to think the kid is writing on a facebook page and not the mother.
O.O How are you even walking around on your own?
Seriously…please say that your comments about Red being the child in question are just you guys taking the p*ss lol…
Maybe? Where are they taking the piss to?
Typical British-American dialogue lol
in Europe, this would be correct! we write the day first and the month comes second – too bad hes an American
How would it be correct if he got the YEAR wrong? Also, you have 15 months in Europe?
LOL
We can whatever we want in Europe — it’s state-owned and we don’t have to pay for it. 15-month years are a universal right here. The only reason why you only get 12 months in America is because 15 were somehow considered a threat to market economy.
In Europe, we work 9 months, and have 3 months vacation. But we get paid 3 extra months’ bonus. Hence the 15 months in the European year.
At least that’s what the Greeks did until recently.
You, sir, redefine fail.
So….apparently America isn’t the only place with stupid people in it (or at least people that type without thinking), as some Europeans would have you believe.
Thank you Swizzz!
By the way, I love the fact that the guy is trying desperately to flex (as seen in his hand), but he has absolutely no muscle definition in his arm. I think that’s my favorite part in all of this.
WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING???
Hey, I’ve got one for you. Thanks for reminding me by the way. My birthday and my daughter’s is 2/6. Her father remembered her birthday, but forgot mine until she reminded him; and this when we lived together and she was 6.
i don’t think the colour is right here! normally the colour identifies the poster, she says ” red’s birthday is 12.15.07″ and then red comments it…so whoever put the colours did it wrong!…
*facepalm*
oh my god this is so monumentally stupid…. Jeremy Kyle would have a field day with this dude.
some guy tattooed his name and birth date on his neck and then went to rob a car that was rigged with a camera =3
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1073012/Tattooed-birthdate-worlds-gormless-thief.html
hahaha
OFF TOPIC! But you know, still hell funny lol
Uhm, did anyone else notice the guy actually appears to be trying to flex, too. So, we have a muscular fail in addition ot the calendar fail.
yea i was going to comment on that earlier but never got round to it.
sounds like my ex husband… he did that same damn crap but made the kids a year old instead of younger… some men are soo stupid
legit lol
This guy is a member of Jon Gosselin’s deadbeat dad club.
The rest of the comments would read.
“I would pay child support but you spend all the money for an internet connection so you can play games on Facebook all day”
… creeped out ’cause my b’day is also December 15…. different year, of course.
__/^-^\__ *Miya!*
HaHa you see its funny cause that’s not his child’s birthday he has done gotten the year wrong pols hahaderphaha and its permanent also herpa derp
Well done Captain Obvious
WHY DOES THE RED PERSON HAVE FACEBOOK IF THEY ARE THREE YEARS OLD?????????????
Surely the real fail is that Red doesn’t realise birthdays come every year, not just one?
Before anyone derps in saying that she’s talking about the day he was born, I know. However, a birthday is the anniversary of birth, so the day you’re born is a birthday in the same way that your wedding day is a wedding anniversary.
But then why specify the year at all? If he just put 12/15 there wouldn’t be a problem. Does this mean he needs a new tattoo for every birthday?
‘Cause if so, he’s missing at least two. DERP.
She was the one saying it was for his birthday, not me
the red is just to show it’s the same person typing (the mother). The first time it’s used is to hide the kid’s name (which the mother typed).
My birthday is 15 December! Too classic.
Hmmm… the baby daddy in this maybe stupid, but Red is the one who spread her legs for him. That would be the real fail in all this.
SHUT THE F**K UP EVERYONE, F**K YOU GRAMMAR NAZI, GET A LIFE, GET LAID.
I WILL CAPS LOCK AS LONG AS I WANT.
“xD + 0.0 + FAIL + WIN ARE HOMO SO STOP USING IT.
F**K
…No
0.0
you FAIL
I WIN
XD
what a f*g…look at him trying to make his arm look all big by flexing…that was a bigger fail than the gay tattoo….
RED is the real FAIL.
Content of his character = 0
Thanks for your kind attention!
wat???????????????????????????????????? i dnt get the tatue
:3 startin old jokes
lol! that’s the day after my birthday!
So the persons either 3 or 103
or 2 or 102 because i dont care about the math
Woooowwa! What an idiot!
It’s funny cuz she says ” it pretty much sums up the –>*TWO*<– last years. "…
what s dumb ass