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the only thing that could make me more sure is if they also kissed on the lips! haha how stupid.
This is the problem with this country, we don’t teach kids about sex, so they know nothing about sex.
Only religious nuts don’t teach their kids. I have known where babies came from since as far back as I can remember (4 or 5)
You mean babies don’t come from Mr. Storky the stork?
geez, I went to a catholic school and I remember learning all about sex and reproduction in the third grade, I was maybe 9.
Not to mention they do teach sex ed in school. Kleanthes, No, not just religious nuts, stop assuming, ass
Oh my my…
haha thats hellarious XD
just wow.
A bigger fail is telling this on facebook.
lolz
The biggest fail is that they all now think she is pregnant.
her friends were being sarcastic im sure
yeah no s**t.
Probably not, they didn’t include the “/sarcasm” tag thing
hardly anyone does that.
duh, cause people can understand your voice’s inflection when typing /sarcasm
*sob*
emo!!
Because then it wouldn’t have been funny.
no really.
nobody does that!
I think the biggest fail is she dry humped a guy who wears sweat pants
Good one
made me lol
Exactly what I was thinking.
We’ll just put your post here to lack of experience, shall we?
@Reki
That’s sarcasm you idiot…
Dude. They were making fun of her.
I’m pretty sure I saw this on Yahoo Answers (like 50 times a day). YA is definitely the forum for this, not fb.
No no.. she can’t get pregnant. Only kissing causes pregnancy.
Only french kissing. Although normal kisses can get you AIDS. And cancer, too.
WIN
And fapping causes blindness. Filthy, filthy blind people.
HAHAHAHAHA
oh lawd…idiot?
Oh, God… how stupid cant teens actually get >.<
You might find out when you become one.
That was so childish, I have no idea why I lol’d
Obviously none of them is mature enough to “dry-hump”
I actually knew a girl once who was convinced she needed to take a pregnancy test because she gave a guy a “bj”. Of course, she apparently never did quite understand how it all worked b/c she got knocked up a few years later. Maybe NOW she understands how it happened???
We were making fun of this stupid girl with my friend and we told her not to swallow because you can get pregnant, then my friend looks at me, straight-faced, and says “yeah but its like a really small chance.” Good lord…
Perhaps she doesn’t understand the definition of ‘bj’.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!
bobweoddababyeetsaboy do you live in Delaware? If so, we might have known the same girl… LOL Same situation with someone I went to high school with! I didn’t know there were so many imbeciles in the world…
Nope, Virginia. Guess there are dimwitted little twits all over. Who knew? LOL! The sad part is, they procreate! Here’s hoping their spawn turn out immensely more intelligent than they are.
LOLLL wow!
maybe she’s 12??
I still find it incredible that people will post this kind of stuff on Facebook. Idiots…
It’s actually possible for a girl to get pregnant through dry humping. It’s highly unlikely, but possible to get pregnant without having sex. Two layers of clothes for each of them, though, makes the chances probably zero. But if they were both only wearing underwear or something, then that’s thin enough for some fluids to pass through. And only one cell needs to make it.
Yeah, and those little f**kers can SWIM!
You’re my hero, lol
So…I’m starting to think you know less about reproduction than the poor dry-humper. If that one cell managed to find its way INTO the fallopian tube and travel through a “large portion” of it…that wouldn’t be just a pregnancy…but rather a life threatening situation. Most conception occurs IN the uterus
actually, conception does happend in the fallopian tubes. The fertilized egg (a zygote) then travels to the uterus and attach itself to the uterine wall a few days later.
If, however, the embryo stays in the fallopian tube and grows there, THAT is a medical problem.
Erm, yeah, as Marrrie said, it actually occurs on the Fallopian Tubes. I’m not in Veterinary for nothing.
So…I’m starting to think you know less about reproduction than the poor girl who thought she’d get pregnant from oral sex.
Go read a book!
Exactly. That is, actually, how my cousin got pregnant. And back then docs did things like checking the hymen, and found hers intact, and her crying to her mom they never really ‘did it’, just with their underwear on. She still fared better than her cousin, whose mom was a local teacher and psycho Xtian–took her to church and made her stand up in front of the congregation and tell them she was a slut, and had gotten pregnant.
Did they hug?! If they did then its a baby for sure.
And since they were dry humping, it’s a boy, that’s for sure.
Wait … she’s not comfortable telling her mom … but she’s comfortable putting it on facebook? That’s bass ackwards to me.
haha yeah really
Unrelated, but is anybody else having trouble with the formatting on the Failbook website? Esp on the comments pages?
yes I was having problems too, last week. Seems to be fixed now.
same, my comments would dissapear once i typed them for a day or two and then they would get posted, was strange but i think its fixed as well
Too bad she forgot her mom is friends with her on facebook…
I was expecting her mother’s response on here … maybe her mother’s that stupid too.
If she doesn’t know this much, she shouldn’t have a boyfriend in the first place.
Kids are so effing stupid these days.
Good job, America. Way to fail your own citizens. God, I hate the country I live in.
It isn’t just these days – I was in Arkansas about 20-some years ago, working with high school students – and this quality of stupid existed then, too.
Teenagers are just generally moronic.
Everyone in Arkansas is stupid.
yeah well that is arkansas you’re talking about.
At least you won’t get shot for saying that…
I’m sure we would survive without you, please feel free to leave this country at any time.
^^Omg is that the living soul of ignorance in America!?^^
Let’s trade her for an illegal alien already working here. At least the illegal is positively productive.
Well said.
Not all teens are stupid, don’t judge us all because of one (or a few) morons out there who don’t know anything.
Teens are just generally very naive and inexperienced b/c their so young, also the immense amount of hormones and lack of maturity is a dangerous mix. Only in time do they realize that their old childish actions were nothing more then annoying, i know i was a childish kid in HS, I’m sure a lot of people on this site can say that. Not to say all teens are like this, but the majorities are. Stupid is something that usually doesn’t leave a person, like for life, so if you do know any stupid teens, they will most likely be stupid adults as well
Maybe you should go live in some Middle Eastern country where her father will stone her to death as an honor killing for dry-humping through her burka. That sounds like a nice place to live. Or some African country where they practice Female Genital Mutilation so she wouldn’t have the desire to do it in the first place.
AMERICA….F*** YEA!!!!!!!!!!
Why not come to Australia then?
it would have been funnier if her mom commented
Did no one mention the blatant misuse of “your”?
meh, its just internet talk. deal with it. most people use it that way on the internet.
So most people are happy to tell this kind of thing to everyone they’ve ever met plus a potentially very high number of people they have never met? Whatever happened to telephone calls and talking face to face to only the people that you actually want to know this stuff?
Yeah, but given that she’s dumb enough to think she’ll get pregnant from this, she’s definitely dumb enough to have friends that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. It’s just secondary.
Ah, yes. “Abstinence Only” sex-ed is obviously a crashing success!
So you would rather he put on a condom for dry humping. This level of stupidity and ignorance is not the fault of sex ed. It is the fault of basic stupidity, children engaging in sexual activity long before they reached the maturity to do so and I also suspect her mother heavily used recreational drugs whilst pregnant.
No, I would rather someone taught them what could and couldn’t result in pregnancy and STDs. These are the same kids that will believe stuff their friends tell them like “you can’t get pregnant if it’s your first time” or “you can douche with Mountain Dew afterward and you won’t get an STD”.
The parents aren’t teaching their kids because they think “kids” won’t be trying sex, the schools aren’t teaching it because every knee-jerk reactionary thinks if you don’t talk about sex, no kid will ever think to do it, and all that happens is kids wind up doing stupid things that ruin their lives, ruin the lives of some innocent kid, or spread STDs.
Bravo….Mountain Dew Douche….ima have to use that one, lol
LOL. some things abstinence only education definitely encourages are ignorance and stupidity. rather than giving teens the facts about how to do things safely, without hurting themselves and each other, they are given massive amounts of misinformation in order to be scared out of sex, when all that happens is they don’t use conrtraceptives like i duno, condoms(!) for example and increase teenage rates of pregnancy, abortion, childbirth and STIs. and yes, because she is a little on the dimwitted side means that definitely her mother is into drugs, irrefutable proof right there… sarcasm btw, in case you didn’t catch that.
My brother -who is about to get married -told me the other day that the book I was reading (Taking Charge of Your Fertility) was different from what he learned in school. They taught him that a girl can get pregnant 2-3 days into her period. O_o !!!
Abstinence only sex-ed is this : If you have sex you will burn in hell, so don’t have sex. You don’t need to know how your body works, or how reproduction works because you shouldn’t be doing those things anyway.
Where as with proper sex-education she would have realized the likely hood of getting pregnant in that situation. Just telling kids not to have sex isn’t going to keep them from doing it, it never has. Teaching them the consequences, the biology and how to do it safely if they choose to DOES WORK. My school taught me proper sex-ed, my parents taught me abstinence.
We had sex ed in school too & my parents taught me abstinence. I’m not for the public schools teaching abstinence only, that is the parents’ responsibility.
I was saying that this level of stupidity and confusion cannot be blamed on sex ed. Again I place the blame on basic stupidity and immaturity.
Oh & the drug use statement was a joke. Although if the daughter is this confused I would venture that the mom wouldn’t win parent of the year.
It kept me from having sex. It’s simple — don’t have sex outside of marriage, and you won’t burn in hell. You won’t get pregnant, you won’t have STDs, and you won’t rot in the fiery pits of the underworld.
Now, in all seriousness, people who got “proper” sex education had sex anyway and got pregnant anyway. They didn’t listen to the people who told them about condoms and birth control. Even the ones who did use condoms and other forms of birth control. They got STDs too. I’ll always remember “Gonorhea Garcia.”
The ones who practiced abstinence didn’t get pregnant. They didn’t get STDs. They are pure in the eyes of the lord.
My conclusion: the only sure-fire way to not get pregnant ane not get an STD is abstinence. Those schools who fail to teach that are the schools with the highest teen pregnancy rates. But I guess no one cares because now if you get pregnant as a teen, there are no consequences. Rather than being punished for your immorality and lack of responsibility, you can get on one of the several shows on MTV that glorify teen pregnancy like it’s the latest trend.
Yeah, but then you are screwed when you get married and STILL don’t want kids, because then according to this so-called ‘abstience-only’ sex ed you have NO knowledge of contraception at all.
What then?
Oh hang on, I forgot, if you don’t want children you should never get married either…
I had abstinence only education and understood contraception when I was old enough to just fine. But then again, I didn’t have sex before I was married, then we had a child when we felt we were ready. If you’re too stupid to understand contraception, then abstinence only education isn’t the problem. Last time I checked, sex ed teaches you HOW you get pregnant no matter what. Not doing it = not getting pregnant. The equation has always been simple. There’s enough commercials on TV and popping up online that any person with a normal IQ knows that there’s ways not to get pregnant, regardless of what education you got in school. Is it too hard for a 12 year old to google “How do I not get pregnant?” If you don’t know that contraception exists, then you’re probably too young to use it. And also, just because someone tells you how to/that you should use it doesn’t mean you will, or will correctly. I have a friend who is 25 and has 4 kids by 4 different men, and she just told me yesterday that she thinks she’s pregnant again (by a 5th man) because she had unprotected sex. This is the same girl that had her Mirena IUD removed recently, as well. Do we blame this on abstinence only education? Pretty sure she’s old enough to know how to not get pregnant. So to me, it has nothing to do with abstinence only education. It has to do with how incredibly stupid people can be.
I’ll go for ‘stupid people’. I was objecting to that dumbarse poster’s idea that only married people should have sex, and even then only for reproduction.
I want comprehensive sex education in schools. It’s a fact of life and should be taught, with none of this ‘condoms don’t protect against disease’ bull. After all, schools are there to educate – if we were to boil everything down to ‘just google it’ we may as well shut the places down entirely.
Excuse me, but I just reread my entire post, and I’m pretty sure I didn’t call anyone a dumbarse. Am I not allowed to put my two cents in?
You misunderstood.
I am of the opinion that anyone who tells people that sex before marriage is ‘evil’ or who says that saving yourself for marriage will protect you from unwanted pregnancies IS a dumbarse.
I speak from the position of being a married woman who had an abortion because of an unwanted pregnancy but had one of her friends say that it is IMPOSSIBLE to have an unwanted pregnancy after marriage because ‘god must have wanted you to have a baby’.
Bottom line is, give the kids all the info. Crap, I watched a video of a birth in school and that pretty much cemented by belief that I’m never having kids. Can’t think of a better deterrant than all that screaming and blood…ycuk.
So you’re saying that all Christians, and other religions who believe that fornication is a sin, are dumbarses? Wow, way to hate on over 75% of the world.
And that was true, by the way, that God wanted you to have a baby. He wouldn’t have put it there if He didn’t want it there. And you killed it. Murderer.
So then, why does “god” put babies into women, only to have the women misscarry? Far more fetuses simply die in the womb than are aborted. Your “god” is far more of a murderer than the above poster. Also, if “god” is all knowing, he would have known the baby was unwanted, and would be aborted, so why’d he put it there in the first place?
And yes, all those people who belive that even if something doesn’t hurt anyone, you will burn forever for it if an invisible, voyeuristic, sky fairy says it’s icky, are dumbasses. There’s no way around that.
First: God is God. We are human. We don’t know God’s plan. Only God does. I can’t answer any of your “why does God etc. etc.” questions because I simply don’t know the answer. God’s plan is far beyond humans’ capability of comprehension.
“if “god” is all knowing, he would have known the baby was unwanted…”
Unwanted by humans, but not unwanted by God. It’s God’s decision, not ours. It’s all about what God wants, not what we want.
Fornication does hurt people. Fornication can create children that humans have no intention of keeping, so they kill the child before it’s even born. If they do decide to keep it, they may not have the means to take care of it, so the child’s life is miserable. Fornication also spreads STDs. Any dumbass knows this. People who think that it’s perfectly acceptable to put themselves and other people at risk for about 3 minutes of physical pleasure are the true dumbasses here.
‘Those schools who fail to teach that are the schools with the highest teen pregnancy rates’
FYI, studies have shown that the areas that teach abstience-only have the HIGHEST rate of teen pregnancies. Heck, just look at the UK, we manage fine with teaching the kids what safe sex is.
I was talking about the schools who don’t even tell students that abstinence works. They go all out and tell the kids about all the birth control and forget to say “but abstinence is the only thing that really works.” The kids just learn about the birth control and think they’re home free. They’re not.
Abstience isn’t foolproof either though. Things like rape don’t care about that and I really believe that however terrifying the concept is, a girl should at least know that if the absolute worst happens, she can get medical help.
Abstinence doesn’t always work though. There are terrifying things like rape out there and I believe that kids need to know all the facts so that they can get medical help if the horror gets worse(infection/unwanted pregnancy etc.).
I don’t believe sex before marriage is wrong. I had loads before I married my husband and to me, It’s like test-driving a car before settling on the one you want. These are my morals, not right for everyone, but I don’t like being told I’m wrong either – which was my issue with one of the posters above telling us that people like me were ‘impure’ and ‘going to hell’.
In my religion, having sex before marriage – which is called fornication – is a sin that is as punishable by going to hell as murder and adultery.
By the way, abortion is murder. I feel bad for the innocent child that never even got a chance to live.
…And you never even stoped to think if there was something a little wrong with “god” punishing people for having consensual sex outside of marrage just as much as for murder? I don’t think I’d want to love and worship a deity that petty and twisted.
By the way, not everyone follows your religion, and many of us are not going to be scared by threats of hellfire.
No, I never stopped to think anything of the sort. God is all knowing and all powerful. He knows what He is doing.
You don’t have to follow my religion, and you don’t have to be afraid of going to hell. But I’ll be sure to wave at you from Heaven.
*facepalm*
You shouldn’t have to “test-drive” a human being. We are not cars. Marriage isn’t all about sex. So if the sex in your marriage is somehow inadequate, you shouldn’t care, because you’re in love, and that’s all that matters.
Im pretty sure that there are an extreemly few number of school systems in the country with sex ed curiculum that doesn’t mention abstinence. Last year, we had to sit through a video that pretty much said only “don’t have sex, it will ruin everything” That was just as long and the video full of actual, helpful information about types of birth control, how they work, and how they can be obtained. They told us over and over about abstinence. There’s no issue about getting enough of that in to schools. But it’s only effective if you can actually keep to it, and it’s really not that easy. Hormones don’t just shut up and do what they’re told.
I can never believe the hormones argument. I can’t really believe that it isn’t easy. I did it. I’m still a virgin today. Do I just not have any hormones or something?
If kids, after a long struggle with horniness, finally, with much fear and trembling, have sex fully clothed, and then spend days in uncertainty and guilt, before confessing their sin to the internet, thus subjecting themselves to ridicule and humiliation–then, yes, success, indeed!
Speaking as someone who has an irrational fear of pregnancy, messing with her like that isn’t funny, it’s just cruel.
Get on the motherf**king failboat NOW!
Speaking as someone who has clinical paranoia, messing with someone’s stupid worries is indeed funny. In this case, borderline hilarious (for them, I’m sure – us merely witnessing strangers making fun of it isn’t as funny).
Dry humping doesn’t do it, silly! Sitting in the same spa as a boy does!
GLEE!
Silly silly people…
My mommy said thats how I was born XD
No one can tell the difference between you’re and your…?
dry humping premature ejaculation now that’s comedy gold
Continue to work something useful for others, so that you are respected by others. May God always give you clues to the right path
You know what? I was at work while reading some of these comments. OML…. I had to get up and leave my desk. Some of these comments were so funny. But you know what isn’t? The fact that this child asked this question. I do understand, because I grew up with a grandmother who didn’t talk about things like that. When my “aunt flo” came to visit, I thought I was ble— to death; didn’t know what was happening. So suffice it to say, that if the child is never taught, they will never learn until it’s too late. So maybe the mother is stupid. But guys, your comments were hilarious. Thanks for the lift in my day. It was just what I needed.
I don’t understand, why she’s pregnant?
Character, morals, manners, and behavior are jewelry attached to the human self. for that keep writing and working friends … I hope you provide can be useful for many people.
If she is pregnant, the kid will call MacGyver
F**k MacGyver, call MACGRUBER!
My pregnant what?
The way she types, is proof that she would make stupid children if she does get pregnant. Which of course she won’t this time.
Stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to breed. At least in California.
The comma was not necessary, in the first sentence
Isn’t it a coincidence that the ones having under-age sex are the ones that can’t string together a proper sentence?
Most of them will believe that the guy is in it because he loves her, with no ulterior motives. Considering teenage boys, that’s complete BS.
wow…all of them are idiots…theres no way she could get pregnant
I had a friend who was desperate to get pregnant but scared to have sex (still a virgin), every time she got dryhumped she would call me and try and convince me that it was possible to get pregnant this way and she ‘felt’ pregnant- of course she wasn’t. But as soon as she started having sex, she did get pregnant, didn’t even care who the father was.
are you kidding me?