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for sure they born like that…. idiot
the bones are taken out after it’s cooked
Thanks captain obvious.
He said “after”. Are you thick or do you not understand sarcasm?
After or not, you´r still fail
*You’re
no problem, seargent sarcasm
youre welcome sgt sarcasm, may i remind you that i outrank you?
right… “AFTER”…
No s**t…. Not all of us are that stupid.
Apparently you are…. since what he said is wrong…
Actually, the “boneless chicken” to which the failer is probably referring has its bones removed when it is butchered, but before it is cooked… before it is even sold to the customer, likely.
*facepalm*
*concussed from facepalming so hard*
*suggests headdesking instead*
*face chainsaw*
*attacks own face with such ferocity the whole concept of causality breaks down and in fact results in a faceface*
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
faceface as in headbutt? or faceface as in kiss?
*faceface* as in manages to hit my own face with my own face… you did ask.
I feel the need to facepalm as well.
*i just like to type things between these 2 symbols*
*Me Too!*
I don’t quite understand… Are the stupid people born stupid, or do they like… lose their brains later in life?
Ahah :L
niice
You made my day.
WIN
Dee = epic win!!
Bahaha! Ily
That was great. Definite WIN.
10 *
Take all my Internets. Please. You have earned them.
The human race is too big for people like this to exsist… a global dumbass extermination needs to be put in affect.
exist*
effect*
you had better be trolling.
How is this a troll? If we had fewer nanny laws people like the poster would have killed himself off long ago.
Attention whore + stupidity
all i can say is …. wow…
jezuss….
I saw the title and said “Oh dear…” *facepalm*
Clearly this person should be eating more pancakes for breakfast.
Everybody is born with bones….unless you’re a jellyfish or some cnidarian.
Way to be redundant. A jellyfish IS cnidarian; ‘twould be better to say “unless you’re a cephalopod or some cnidarian”
Cnidarians ARE jellyfish. . .other creatures with no bones: Sponges (Porifera), Platyhelminthe, Arthropods, Nemertea, Nematodes, Mollusks, Chitons, Gastropods, Annelids and Echinoderms. . .FAIL
How do you people know this sh**????
Probably googled it to make them look smart.
Or he read it in a book. You should try that some time.
Sure…they come from a farm: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ymx9e66vrGc/R0_EDbFZOdI/AAAAAAAAAB8/KEMOYX2X-r8/s1600-R/boneless%5B1%5D.jpg (Man, I miss the Far Side cartoon)
Win! Ah Far Side…them were the days.
I remember that one ! He was great
win.
>_> Fake, obviously.
The bones fall out later in life. Then the Earth grows up around the bones, and that’s how dinosaurs are discovered.
Really? They submitted their own stupidity to Failbook? That’s all I can assume by the little lock beneath the status. This sucks.
Well, I can’t see a flag button, so you’re probably right. This s fake.
The lock under the status means that only certain people can see their status.
Actually it could mean s/he forgot to log out and someone else went to Facebook on the same computer, saw the first person’s stupidity, and decided to share it with the world. Tonnes of people forget to log out of Facebook and get zinged for it.
i think Layle has been taking hallucinatory drugs methinks, as i see no lock.
Of course they are born boneless. They are the only chickens that are actually delivered live instead of through eggs. Just be cautious though, boneless chickens are much harder to raise. You have to go out and turn them periodically so they don’t get bed sores.
just died laffing.
lol…win
I’m imagining boneless alive chickens. Hehehe. That’s a weird mental image.
gross
Ugh, we can see the lock/security symbol. Fail at Failbooking baha.
=[ I can’t see the symbol, but then again I don’t know what it looks like. Thank goodness that humanity isn’t that stupid though.
I cant see the symbol either and i get them on all of my statuses. I doubt that this status is real though but you never know how stupid some people are so it could be real.
OMFG. I think I’ll just delete this bookmark. The lock was there earlier, but apparently Failbook decided to Photoshop it out. F**KING LAME!!
OMFG. Failbook has apparently now photoshopped the original submission to remove the lock. F**KING LAME!!
And thanks to the slowness of comments actually getting posted and showing up, now I look like a double-posting idiot. Of course, Failbook will probably delete these as they did my earlier comment pointing out the lock icon that they have since removed.
suuuuuuuuuuuuure they did.
pics or it didnt happen.
Why the f**k would I take a screenshot? Didn’t occur to me that this lame-ass site would doctor the photo rather than just delete the post or leave it alone as a tribute to their once again being suckered into posting a fake.
I wouldn’t worry about that. Rest assured that I for one had already decided that you were an idiot long before you double-posted. So no harm, no foul…
Ooh, you really got me there. As if I didn’t see that coming before I posted. LMAO! You’re witty, you are.
Have you considered seeing someone about your rage?
Glad I could help to make your expectations a reality. Maybe one day you’ll do the same for me…
or no fowl.
Osteo-poultry-osis.
Was she born brainless or she lost it later?
carlos mencia? is that you? stealing jokes from other people again, i see. look up closer to the top of the page, someone delivered this joke a lot better above.
This is obviously a joke, someone being silly, and shouldn’t have been posted on Failbook.
Am I the only one who read this as a satirical question, and not a serious one?
I bet I know how they voted in the last election.
Wow.
hear that? its the sound of thousands of peoples faces getting slapped with their own palms
So this is what society has degenerated into.
Yes, all of society is sitting around asking questions about boneless poultry on Facebook.
Hahahahaha. Jesus people just have a laugh.
LOL, you people are arguing over the validity of this post. Whether it is fake or not, the fact remains that it is hilarious. Who cares? If you got a chuckle out of it, then the work of the OP has been completed. Sheeesh.
hahahaha
this diserves a two-handed facepalm
If only the process of natural selection applied to stupid people. Although, if that were the case, there wouldnt be many entertaining fails.
How ironic.
Chickens are prone to osteoporosis. Didn’t you know?
TOTALLY LOL’D at this one…I really hope they were joking because this might be the dumbest question EVER!
haven’t you ever heard of a butcher?
Something only a meat eater would say.
http://kjbpod.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/farside.jpg
Do you know how hard it is to raise boneless chickens? You have to turn them over several times a day and move them to and from the food and water dishes. Plus, you have to put them inside at night. It’s a lot of work!
Another great question to ask is if chocolate milk comes from brown cows
*facepalm* Chickens aren’t born… they hatch….. double fail.