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The smell of the faeces he sure misses, it is crushing him into pieces?
Her*
His*
? :d
lol mah bad. :p
Butt seriously now…
his. brooke is a girl’s name.
Exactly… So it’s HER. Wait, just to confirm the sentence:
The smell of the feaces SHE sure misses, it’s chushing HER to pieces?
My cousin’s name is Brooke – and he’s a boy!!
Your cousin has a girly name!!!!
Then I can deduce that your cousin’s parents are retards.
“rih-tards” (please watch the hangover for further explanation)
to qoute peter griffen” the greast thing a women can do for a man; is love the smell of his farts”
Epic rhyming win.
feces. look it up.
Faeces is a British variant used in several countries. Failbook is available to non-U.S. citizens, y’know.
toe-mate-oh
toe-mat-oh
women tend to be on the dark side. he didnt say he is wrong. make me a sandwich. bi@tch.
I get tired of Americans thinking that their spelling is the correct one. Why remove letters from words? Silly lazy people.
Because the A doesn’t make much sense? English is a silly language anyways.
Because the British like to add useless letters to words that are derived from GREEK.
Why don’t you dig up Noah Webster and ask him yourself?
Quite a bit of it was his doing.
I get tired of Brits thinking everything they do is correct/perfect. The word is derived from Greek faex, plural is faecis. So Brits and Americans are all silly lazy retards and change words just for the hell of it!! Yeah for us!!
Right on the mark. I thought it but was too lazy to type it up!
HAHAH oh man…
maybe she likes the smell of his keyboard?
fail hahaha but he made it an epic fail
she*
i think the bigger fail is it was posted via a blackberry
This ^_^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg this killed
i love misspelled words. they really make things so much funnier
“the sweet smell of ur colon was all mine”
ROFL. Too funny!
You NEVER go ass to nose.
whats a colon? o.o
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=colon
thx
Serious? It’s basically the end of your intestines. You know, where it all “exits”.
(Or a punctuation mark composed of two dots, vertically centered. But those don’t have any smell that I’ve ever heard of.)
AKA: The Poop Shoot, The Sh**ter Slide, The Crap Cannon… does this clarify things?
hey sami, replace “colon” with “farts” in the failbooker’s passage and you will have a functionally equivalent meaning.
You never know. Some guys like the scent of ladyparts because it evokes the possibility of #*%@ing, maybe some guys like the scent of colon.
Well, if Brooke really did mean ‘colon’, no wonder she went blind!
No wonder he dumped her.
People who spell that poorly deserve to inadvertently say stupid things and get laughed at for it.
amen to that
Well, $hit.
Maybe the other person’s poop doesn’t stink. Mine doesn’t. And least I don’t think it does.
Oh, wow. Really bad typo on her part. Colons smell nasty.
Yes, I have smelled a colon. Don’t ask.
This is exactly why people need to spell things clearly.
DumbA$$
If there were a case of colon cancer, it wouldn’t be pretty either.
oh good im not the only one then
Cologne is not the best smelling german city. That would be Berlin.
I guess he tried the shocker
Brilliant.
if you’re gonna have a go with the romantic status update, you HAVE to completely spell out every word, and get your grammar right. YOU JUST HAVE TO.
Oh common man…a person that stupid isn’t worthy of having a Blackberry.