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Submitted by: Dan Schmid via Submission Page
Asterisk*
I love the smell of WIN in the afternoon
I fall asleep to fail, and I wake up to fail
You want a comma with that?
Hii mee frume de futture…u wantts twoe addvoided these dey..
I approve.
its good we got ur approval john
But, now when I think about it, I wont approve! SUCK ON THAT!! Hahah!
This kan’t be good.
Happened to me once in WoW… Had the guild laughing for a few good minutes before I even noticed why. ^^
It’s amazing how many punctuation mark-puns there are, and how quickly people come up with them when given the opportunity.
After his comma, he’s going to crawl up a colon.
…cute
I’ve got my period!
TMI. But punny, nonetheless.
I’m a man, but i just dashed to make the pun!
You’re a man, but got a period? Well, that means you are either Justin Bieber or Edward from twlight. Since one is a fictional character, I’ll have to guess for the f*gpire.
f*gpire? Is that like an insult for vampire? If so…you’re guessing he’s NOT the fictional character….ummm?
You do realize that Frank was kidding about Edward being real, right?
I hope this so-kalled atheist was kidding too.
I’ll be hiding in between 2 brackets! (here)
These are parenthesis: ( )
These are brackets: [ ]
and I have no idea what these are called { }
“Parenthesis” is singular; “parentheses” is plural.
All three types of marks you list are brackets. Parentheses are also called round brackets or open brackets; the second type are square brackets or closed brackets; and the third type are curly brackets, squiggly brackets, definite brackets, swirly brackets, birdie brackets, Scottish brackets, squirrelly brackets, braces, or gullwings.
These {} are kalled brackets with tips.
{} – Curly brackets, if you’re a programmer.
Titts…I’m frumes de futer bee affrades…..
braces
squigly things
lmao, this
{braces}
i have 10 fingers
I have …. hmm, lets see… 1… 3… 2… 6… 4… 9… eehm… what comes after 9? oh yeah, 511…
shove that 511 fingers in bellas ass in twilight
YAY!!
but wait… 511 + 1 = … hmmm … … … … … damnit
ok 511 in the ass and +1 in the other hole
or just put all of em in 1 hole without counting 
Sounds like it’s going to be a hard job…
Why not use the bowling ball hold instead? So much easier.
11,75389 ish..
That’ll give her a sore colon.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
that was perfect.
how can you hate something you know nothing about?
exactly how right-wingers can hate gays.
not dissing… whatever the f**k his name was though, don’t get me wrong, just dissingright-wingers
I’ve come to a full stop.
I just screwed a couple of apostrophe’s
Holy s**t an s just came all over your post.
It’s “apostrophes” — the plural doesn’t have an apostrophe in it.
I think I knew that?
i always scratch my question mark
Can’t stay and comment, I have to dash.
at least stay for the underscore!!
I’m drifting into a colo… wait, nevermind.
this is absolutely underscore -.-
I want to comment but I’m also afraid of the Backslash…
FEAR NOT! YOUR SAVIOR IS HERE!
what this?
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Not another stinkin’ slasher movie…
…
damn my boat is stuck vertically on the beach, how the hell did it become like that?
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i miss god
Sure, since he broke the sight off your rifle…
im alone, in a closed bracket.
Jesus ..
Putting the PUN back in the PUNctuation.
Ha!
I have to read my parents’ theses.
{insert sarcastic remark here}
[insert sarcastic comment related to Rainbow's here]
{ Witty rejoinder goes here }
[shoot me now]
void addComment(Comment[] comments){
for(Comment c:comments){
if(c.funny()){
}
}
dude…overkill…
Is this from Bartlett’s Book of Quotation Marks?
semi-column, asterisk*
Semi-column? Um, no…it’s semi-colon, sorry
Look, the colon is a gross thing. I don’t care what it’s officially spelled, it should be changed. Inferior words should be put in death camps, exterminated, and replaced with superior words.
This image would be funnier if Erin knew how to spell “asterisk.”
To err is human, to spot an err is just plain hitler.
Umm seriously. This post should be a double fail. Don’t make a comment about someone putting an extra letter in “coma” if you, along with the incurably ignorant majority of the English-speaking world, can’t spell ASTERISK. WITH AN “S” BEFORE THE “K”.
I’m drifting into ellipsis…
Someone call an ampersand!
ASTERISK********
There’s so much cheese in these comments, my colon will come to a full stop.
This is such a complete and utter win. Amazing.
I’m tourin’ with Slash
Bong hits and facebook usually equal bad posts.
Stop it already with the ‘colon’ ‘brackets’ and ‘period’ puns. We got it the first time. So all those people without nothing witty or funny puns to share, i suggest you just shut up already!
…..and I thought my friends were smartasses
That is so awesome…
I’m afraid the doctor has given me bad news…i have semicolon cancer.