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Stoopid people.
Stupid*
this firefox 3.6 sucks, everything goes slower -.-
yep. sux for sure
Only nerds and geeks learn anything in school. Cool people know better than to get an education.
So all cool people work at McDonald?
It’s not that what he meant.
He meant that kool people just stay home in front of their komputer checking stuffs on Failbook.
also, only “kool” people say “stuffs” and spell computer with a “k”, and… this is why you see them at McDonads’ drive-throughs…
or those with a missing/broken “c” button…
those wouldn’t spell the word “checking” with a “c”
Hahahahahahahaha,
“McDonads” sounds like my…
Sarcasm? I hope so
epic win
My pants are getting tight down there. Help me!
…thus we have witnessed the birth of an American.
pahahaha genius
Birth? No, no, no…. It takes years for them to get that smart…
I’ve gotta take a dump.
Are they American? Usually when I see somebody stating something about the world and having no idea what they’re talking about, I assume they’re American.
or canadian
wrong.
Right.
Left
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c-c-c-combo breaker!
Uh, no. Bercause I know for a fact that most schools did something on the world cup and South Africa. Both my 7 yr old and 8 yr old cousins (on in Toronto on in Thunder Bay) covered it befor classes let out last week. They have both told me things about SA that even I didn’t know and I’d like to teach there for a bit so I’ve done research. The Canadian school system it great compared to what I’ve heard from American friends, one asked if my mum would foster her 2 older kids so they could come to school here.
Hey, I’m from SA and met a fellow Canadian on a three week trip here the other day. She was so nice! She said that she met so many nice people, had a wonderful time and that she was not scared for one moment. We shared a cab and I was left feeling impressed by her general knowledge and polite manners.
Actually, as sad as it made me, the only person I have ever spoken to who seemed surprised that Australia has reversed seasons to the Northern Hemisphere was a Canadian. :-/ There are disappointments in every country…
yes, that is true because we all know that americans all go to the same school so they all learn the same stuff. that and their intelligence quotients are low. and theyre all fat and lazy because they like mcdonalds.
or you just stereotyped an entire nation.
Not all americans are stupid -.-+
Just most.
Mainly the younger generation.
.. and the older generation, theyre all stupid
It’s normal for people not to know what isn’t important.
cuz if it ain’t American it ain’t important!
You’re getting there in a few years, might as well practice stupidity while you still have the time.
hahaha I can’t say that I might not have said the same things, who knows about igloos in Canada?? But that was pretty effing funny.
Agreed, Humanity is doomed if these people are our future.
And again, an American assumes that if America is doomed, humanity is doomed.
And thus, the reason why I cry for my generation’s future. People in my school can’t even spell the simplest words. T_T
The stupid Americans are the ones that get on TV. Reality shows mostly, talentless celebrities, Everything On The News… And of course, the impressionable ones of us like trying to emulate the people on TV.. And bam, we’ve got out stupid reputation..
There are plenty of intelligent Americans. We just don’t make the media.
We all do.
Well I assume they are from the northern states.
You , my friend, are a genius!
Must be true because I think this exactl same thing as well 
This always turns into “Americans this, Americans that.” As stupid as we are we’ll still tear that ass up in any war you got. Come join us like every country always does. Maybe we dont know alot about the world, but we sure own plenty of real estate. Please insert your hateful comments below.
i hate you
not a hateful comment, but dear friend, please have a look at the national debt before stating things about real estate. We owe most of that real estate to China.
The people in the POST, (not all of America) could be referred to as:
The United Stupid of America.
yeah cuz we are ever gonna pay that debt… what are they gonna do? tell our mom?
china are building one of the greatest military operations…ever, they have enough soldiers to kill you entirely. to death. and why do you think they bought all those raw materials?
china could f**k you over easily, they will be the super power others look up to in the future, unfortunatly
LOL. “I’ll kill you. TO DEATH!”
You don’t know anything about china do you. China’s military can’t even mobilize outside of Asia until at least 2050. Even then their their equipment will still be much inferior to the United States and any other NATO nations. Numbers aren’t what win a war. China has proven for thousands of years that when they go to fight a war they start a civil war on themselves.
You smart. . .like bear.
I wonder if we could sell Mexico to China to rid ourselves of some of the debt?
How about California. They hold most of the debt anyway.
No we won’t our armed forces are so pussified they give out medals for restraint. The things this country once stood for are long gone.
Sadly very, very true…
What a load of crap. Why don’t you go find some Marines and tell them they’ve been pussified.
And the dumbf**ks shall inherit the fruit basket. Would you like apples in your fruit basket?
plenty of real estate…. erm?
three words.
SUB PRIME MORTGAGE. Your real estate shenagins ‘broke’ world banking… Go America!
Yeah, cause we forced everyone to join the party. It’s not because the rest of the world also thought that real estate prices would never fall. That’s definitely not it.
Brother..?
It’s the truth. No one forced the rest of the world to invest in our financial creations, there is always the risk of default with any investment. Quit blaming America for everything, or else, you might be elected President.
what you cretinous Yanks fail to understand is that cos you all wanted houses you couldn’t afford, one by one banks that lend money to each other stop lending it when their returns dried up, the effect of you living in houses you couldn’t afford and never could, but wanted cos you thought you were Tori f**cking Spelling or something… meant that WORLD BANKING collapsed cos you were living beyond your means! When hick couples have a fourteen room house and no security, of course they’ll default. More importantly, the money due, isn’t sloshing around the markets… the markets that every major banking corporation has it’s face in the trough of….
if you hadn’t done it so bad, things wouldn’t BE so bad.
Us “Yanks” could afford our houses until we and/or our spouses lost our jobs in the recession
Keep drinking the social justice kool-aid, it will all turn out alright. You’re absolutely right, it’s always someone else’s fault. Don’t worry, we’ll show those rich pigs and take all their wealth so that we can redistribute it to the real owners.
Viva la revolution!
(You’re an idiot, try spending some time working hard to get what you want not whining about how unfair it is that other people have more)
I work hard, have my own business, and a 15 room house that I own outright.
maybe yo’ Momma can wipe my butt and cook my food…FOOL!
hicks aren’t yanks that would be Southern ppl. as for the rest ummm. . .hate much??
plenty american real estate is equal to Mcdonalds worldwide, where stupid fat american people go to have a healthy & nutritious meal.
By the way… remember the vietnam war???
Behold the future of America
Face it, your education system is bad compared to many other first world nations. But lets face it, the teachers get paied diddly squat there, and you get what you pay for. A friends 13 year old son didn’t even know what Canada was for crying out loud! She wanted to have him fostered with us for the schooling but his education level was a year behind where he should be for his age in Canadian public education system ( for those of you in the UK Canadas public schools are our government funded schools). America it seems is to the rest of the world is more interested in starting and fighting wars then education, and people like you help that reputation along quite well.
Gee, I didn’t realize EVERY school in the US was that bad… goodness, how ever do we manage to invent everything if there isn’t a 13 year old in the whole country that doesn’t know what Canada is.
Thank you for taking a probably pretty rare instance and turning it into ‘all americans are like this’. I had a friend in school who was well behind the rest of us.. that’s because she had learning disabilities and the school never found it. But, of course, ALL of the US is stupid because that one child you know isn’t getting the education they should. Great, wonderful, thanks for spreading the stereotype.
I really hope we end up find out out the people that originally created this Failbook are from Canada. Course, then it would just shut everyone up. It’s easy to say how awful the US is…
American expat living in Canada here. According to the OECD, Canada has the fourth-best school system in the world (Norway, Finland, and South Korea are the top three). The US is, IIRC, 18th. I know my own kids got a far better education here than they’d have gotten anywhere in the US, possibly save New England. (And, yes, one of them is learning disabled.)
Accusing people of badmouthing the US when they’re just stating the facts is pretty much an admission of the fact that you’ve lost this argument, and you know it. The fact is: most Americans know far less about the rest of the world than the people of any other developed country — and the rest of the world knows this, and makes fun of us for it.
Blaming the messenger won’t change this. But investing in real education that teaches critical thinking instead of test-taking might.
What? Amerikkka is everything! Its people don’t have to know about others; others should learn about THEM! They rule everything!
+10 on the last sentence!
You are quite right however I am American, and incredibly intelligent (mostly self taught) our entire education system needs to changed. Though as of right now education is not high on our agenda, the goverment is cutting college funds which means even less people will be able to afford college because they have to raise prices and there is not as much financial aid. Americans worship the all holy dollar.
invade China….please invade China….I DARE YOU TO INVADE CHINA!
…and in addition, please pay back Two Trillion dollars first…invade after.
To the guy who said the u.s owns a lot of real estate, Canada is bigger.
Nice! – China indirectly owns most of the real estate in America. China has the biggest dollar reserves in the world. Anyway you go on thinking the way you do if it makes you feel good, and by good I mean happily uninformed.
Congratulations on insulting this war veteran for all I risked my life to defend. I dare you to make that statement again after hearing the pained cries of the wounded, smell the scent of burning bodies, and see people actually die before your eyes. Maybe then you will learn some humility.
Also; congrats on confirming the world’s stereotype about America’s egotism.
kay so I agree with you veteran’s (of all countries) are amazingly brave and even I will support them even if I don’t support the war being faught.
1. Your comment makes America look like a giant jock bully.
2. Yes we’ll get our asses handed to us, just like Vietnam had his.
I’m american, and I knew this. Why, oh why are you people gluttons for punishment? Why must you state things that you KNOW will cause a firefight?
I’m American, and I’m readily aware that our education system sucks, many parents don’t encourage their children to get educated anyway, and many adults don’t bother to continue learning and informing themselves. We’d be better off trying to change this than pretending it’s not true.
or your mom
Wow another intelligent well thought out reply from America ‘YOUR MOM’
Blessed are the dumbf**ks for they shall inherit the fruitbasket-do you like apples or oranges better just so I can get your fruitbasket just right
I always think English or French… they almost never know s**t about anything but the rinky-dink little towns they grew up in.
No, they aren’t. Americans would say, “Why is Brazil wearing turtlenecks?”
Good point! I’m guessing a country that uses British spelling, but not Australia because they have winter now too.
News flash: In UK English ‘Brazil’ is spelled, well…’Brazil’. I believe it is only spelled ‘Brasil’ in Portugese. So this person may have a geography AND a spelling fail.
one of the commentators wrote “realiZe”….that tells me they might very well be American, but you never know.
I’m embarassed to be American at times…….. pay attention people. And to all you non Americans, I can guarantee you’l find just as many idiots in your country so don’t talk about Americans like that.
Then don’t be embarrassed to be American! Damnit! You can’t have both statements in the same paragraph. You are not helping.
You’re true. Idiocy doesn’t pick any specifik race or kountry. Idiots are everywhere; Amerikan idiots are only known better ‘kause Amerika is bigger which makes world pay more attention to its people.
The why in the hell are there so many douche bags trying to come live in our Country? Remember the Europeans let the jerks from 9-11 come to our country!
rofl what? europe is somewhat slightly removed from the country of origin…pillock.
They were allowed in by US Immigration! You can’t blame us for offloading bad s**t if you take it in, that’s your look out!
and the “Open Door” policy is a thing of the 19th century.
Read your own history books turd
Lol, me too.
wow, what a gathering of morons…
now thats what i call dum
You mean “dumb”?
pwned
Steve brought on his own fail.
dum dum dum dum dum
I think its back to Geography lesson for some people!! they probably think it snows constantly in Greenland as well!
They’ve probably never even heard of Greenland.
No, they think it snows constantly in Iceland actually…
It ices in Iceland.
well thats nice but Iceland isn’t Greenland
but over all ya they do
Yeah… that was kind of my point…
No…they think Greenland is green. Newfoundland has just been found. And Africa is a country.
OH MY SOUL!!! how daft must you be NOT to know that EVERY place in the world has something called WINTER.. EISH!!! and im South African,and yes its F@cking cold here at the mo’
Canadian winters can hit lows of -40C… don’t complain.
No kidding. I am not playing on an old joke when I say that I walked for ten minutes through a foot of snow one winter to get from the parking lot of my university to the actual building I needed to be in. It was, in fact, -41°C, and still snowing with extremely powerful wind blowing about. I have never before or since been so absolutely cold in my life. It got to the point where I couldn’t even really feel my legs anymore, just an ice-cold (yet burning) sensation in their general area. Same with my face. And my hands. Feet. Arms. Okay, pretty much my entire body. I was shaking so hard that my back and neck were aching from the tension.
I was dressed properly for winter, mind you. Just not for the ninth circle of hell. And as soon as my body started to warm up in the building, it basically went from “frozen-cold-burn” to “on fire”.
You’re really stupid too. Please learn your geography. Tropical areas don’t have WINTER. Education in South Africa = fail too.
So are you going to tell the people who live in Tropical North Queensland that they don’t have Winter?
The season doesn’t magically cease to exist just because the climate is warm and you decide it’s too warm for a Winter, you know.
You probably should have checked your facts before you yelled ‘fail’.
I should probably caveat this with the point that Naomi wasn’t right either, as equatorial regions do not have seasons, so not ‘every place’ in the world has winter, but many tropical and sub tropical areas do experience variation in temperature.
I can understand the misconception that it may be warm pretty much all year round in parts of Africa, you know near the Equator… But you would assume that if you see a lot of people on your TV dressed for cold weather that the weather is ….. cold!!!! How difficult is it to google temperatures and seasons in different parts of the world? For example in Jamestown North Dakota it is Summer,the temperature is currently about 14 degrees C and it is expected to reach 24 degrees later (it’s still morning there as I type this) Oh and I am in South Africa.
Exactly, Sir!
It’s not about seasons. It’s the temperature.
and that Iceland is made of Ice!
However I believe this person actually had Geography lessons, but is in fact as dumb as cheese.
umm iceland i made of dirt
I don’t know… my cheese has always been pretty smart, to accuse it of being American… that’s just not right!
Yeah, Our Cheddar is quite sharp.
It’s going to be in the mid-to-upper 60s in South Africa this week. Hardly freezing!
That’s the thing – this Failbooker isn’t all that stupid. A lot of places are south of the equator and yet aren’t cold in the winter… I had always assumed the weather stayed fairly warm in SA during the winter months, which it seems was justified. I guess people down there don’t have any cold tolerance? Hats and gloves seem overkill for the 60′s.
Freezing for us, dude! I’m sitting here freezing in temperatures that you (if you’re in one of the northern states) would consider T-shirt weather. It’s all about what you’re used to.
Time for new friends. And LOL @Joey … “Christ almighty.”
(Younger) Americans don’t have time to learn this in school, because they’re teaching them how to put condoms on bananas instead.
Yeah… *all* Americans are stupid. There’s an intelligent concept.
If more teenagers knew how to use condoms some of our country’s problems would be solved!
Am I the only one who noticed that they start talking about Africa as if Brazil is in Africa, When Brazil is in South America? Thats a FAIL in it’s own right.
What? You mean, Brazil’s NOT in Afrika?
No, you’re just the only one dumb enough not to realize that the person was referring to the Brazilian national team that was playing in the World Cup located in Africa.
Soooooo……if you’re dumber than the dumb American, that must really suck. Sorry bro.
Hey, cut Baron some slack. I was about to ask the same question, because I utterly do not care about or follow sports. Not knowing what team is playing a sport you’ve never followed on another continent does not make one stupid.
same here.. i dont give a s**t about some sports and was going to ask that same question.
Perhaps he doesn’t like sokker.
Yep Brazil is most certainly not in Africa!!! epic fail
Duh it’s always summer in America, it’s not cold inside their arses unless they’re dead. What I’m s**tting myself about is the fact they knew how to operate the tv remote.
do you know how to upload to failbooking, im trying to submit something but i cant figure out how to do it
Probably some blonde who spent most of her time in school carrying pompoms, getting tossed, doing somersaults, and screaming her lungs out about “School spirit” and s**t like that. Oh, and getting banged by the team.
Pretty cold in Sydney this week, though probably not by the standards of the frozen north – max 15deg C. Ha!
And why can’t you go decimal like the rest of the world, anyway?!
If every country jumped off a bridge, would you expect America to do it too? Conformist…….
erm less than 50% does not the majority make. stfu
still a lot of fat yanks…. 190 million of them.
I’m guessing you’re eating the bright kids at school aren’t you…. mmmm, brains!
or a 100$ bill
You mean metric? The US has been using decimal numbers since its founding.
Decimals? What do you have against good old fractions?
sickening the ignorance. they do know that South Africa is outside the tropics? Hence snow falling in Cape Town sometimes? As Baudelaire said “Ignorance makes the world go round”…and in this case, well…I’ve said enough
it was 2 C yesterday >< thats cold to me *is an aussie * but i refuse to wear a turtleneck XD it musses up my hair
I agree Merri. So … We heard over the news here in South Africa, that Americans were complaining about the FIFA world cup’s broadcasting that’s been terrible. They said that every other programme was fine, but as soon as the soccer starts, the sound quality changes to a humming sound. The South Africans replied, that there’s nothing wrong with the sound quality, and that the humming sound they here is the Vuvuzelas (looks like a trumpet), which they will notice, almost every person has at the metches.
And a bunch of Argentinians climbed out of their car in a game reserve, to pull on an elephants tail! Luckily for them, after the elephant charged them he stopped because South Africans (from another tourgroup) started screaming and drew attention away from the clowns. The Argentinians drove off wetting themselves…. When I go to Argentina, I’ll go pull on a Puma’s tail, and see if that wild animal will purr at me.
Next you’ll be saying Australia’s all summer -.-
it’s not?!?
Corrections: hear, not here, and matches, not metches.
Oh …. And one of the Americans who commented agrees that they are stupid. (Although I don’t think that’s entirely true). And please …. If you need to know where a country is ….. Do you really think you could answer yourself with a “we own real estate”??? Which another person pointed out you don’t even really have? Mmmm.
I live in South Africa. Our Winters are cold and dry in the highveld where Johannesburg is and cold and wet in Cape Town. It is relatively warm during the day up to 22 Degrees Celcius but cold at night below freezing and cold during the morning. Remember that we are SOUTH Africa. Africa is a large continent covering the Northern and Southern hemisphere with a large part of it Equatorial. We have large cities, we do not have lions walking in the streets, neither do we have elephants walking in the streets. I despair at people ignorance, but am not surprised by it.
What about giraffes?
yeah, the constant ragging on Americans does get old sometimes (even though i know we mostly deserve it, LOL)…
I 2nd that
Seriously, why does this have to turn into a blanket statement about all Americans? Yes, many are morons. Yes, that gets exaggerated through our television and such. No, we don’t spend all of our time putting condoms on bananas (I never saw a condom at all at my high school, in fact). For those of you snide little pricks who insist that Americans are complete idiots, can we at least understand that there are always exceptions to the rules? Honestly, it seems that there are nothing but 5 year-olds on this page. Grow up, please!
“why are Brazil wearing turtlenecks?” That isn’t even a question that makes sense. Even if you replace the word are with is. It sounds like the country is wearing a turtleneck. Miranda needs to read a book.
…….. and in case you didn’t catch it britbrat20, she spelled Brazil BRASIL! Gee whiz! All the misspellings I read gives me a headache! I’m off to find a couple of Tylenol pills!
As opposed to Tylenol candy bars?
How about as opposed to all of the other products that Tylenol sells? I do agree, it’s kind of awkward that she say pills…based on the general assumption that Tylenol means pain pills, but they do sell more than just that
Brasil is the correct spelling in Portuguese and what it says on their jerseys.
yeah us stupid Americans are the only ones who use “Z”….lol I’ve heard that a millions times.
i’m not saying the person who commented this on facebook is smart, but the correct spelling of “Brazil” in PORTUGUESE (which, BY THE WAY, is the language used in brasil, not brazillian!
) is “Brasil”…
Gee whiz! All the stupidity I read gives me a headache! I’m off to find a couple of Tylenol pills!
Oh my god!!!! I hate how all of the kids in America who are now just entering high school seem to be dumber than rocks…… learn how to f**king spell….. it’s not that hard.
To clear this up, Miranda is definitely American as she uses the term ‘turtle neck’ whereas someone English would use the term ‘polo neck’.
Who says ‘Brasil” and not “Brazil”?
Methinks these aren’t Americans.
She is probably just reading it off their uniforms and/or watching the world cup on Spanish TV.
Well, Brazilians says Brasil… Actually most western languages do, but english
either that or Miranda has only seen the spelling of Brasil on their team’s jerseys and spells it like on the jerseys doesn’t make her continental or smart just means she can copy words from a jersey to facebook
This person is very clearly not American. Americans don’t say “Why are Brazil wearing turtlenecks?”. Americans would say either “Why are the Brazilians wearing turtlenecks?” or “Why are the Brazilian players wearing turtlenecks”.
Using a singular group noun with the plural version of the verb is part of British English, not American English. (For examples, listen to the British commentator during any of the World Cup games)
And you think Americans have the intellectual capacity to know that?
But anyway….what about “Why is Brasil…”?
Actually, when referring to Brasil (the correct spelling in Portugese), this person correctly used “are” instead of “is”. This person was referring to the Brasil soccer (football) team playing in the World Cup in Africa. If they had said “Why is Brasil…….”, that would have implied that there is one “Brasil” wearing turtlenecks, when they were referring to the all the members of the team as “Brasil”.
America +1
Do you understand singular group nouns?
after all the grammar fails on this page….that a bad explanation.
or the person is American and failed basic grammar
Where are all of the stupid Americans hiding?! Everytime I go out I meet relatively smart people.
No, you don’t, you just have very low standards.
Oh you lovely kouple, don’t start a fight. Play nice.
the South and the suburbs
It’s a blanket statement for a reason, because there is no other way to state it. Most Americans are stupid (for many reasons, but the biggest reason ive seen as of late) because most americans think John Stewart is a genious and a prodigy. If I had a team of writers would I be considered a genious as well!? Not many Americans realise that John Stewart and Steven Colbert are just peddling propoganda. Its reverse psychology propoganda disguised as comedy.
First, no, ‘most’ do not. And second, it’s spelled ‘Jon’. If you’re going to rag on someone (and, personally, I think the guy is a twit), at least spell his name right.
*I’ve
*Americans
*Jon (Stewart)
*genius
*Stephen (Colbert)
*propaganda
They may not be genius prodigies (whatever that’s supposed to mean) but they (and their writers) are pretty darn funny. And I’d listen to them before Fox News or that whack job Glenn Beck any day…
Honey its genius not genious and Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are COMEDIC GENIUSES that doesn’t mean they are Albert Einstein it means they know how to deliver a line and make people laugh. In other words they ACT Mitch Hedburg is also a comedic genius and he never talks about religion, politics or philosophy he talks about sesame seeds and Kit Kat Bars
I came here to say that!
If anyone can define ‘cool’ or ‘normal’, I would listen to them. I’m a Brit, everyone f***s up, that’s life and death. I was reading about American History, and there isn’t much. I rest my case.
I like your name.
Good taste.
Wait wait wait. How do they go from Brasil to talking about Africa?
Dark skin, soggy female boobs, incomprehensibility, warm climate, poverty, source of cheap labor…
I guess the only thing that makes Africa different are the clicking sounds in their speech.
Saying Brasil has a warm climate is the same kind of stupidity Failbook just posted. Brasil has a winter, and there are places that go below zero (celsius, not farenheit. F*ck your stupid “We have to be different” measures).
You see, there’s this very large soccer tournament that happens every four years…
UEFA Champion’s League, you mean?
NO!! the SOCCER WOLRD CUP
how do i upload to failbooking. ):
there’s a tab at the top of the page that says “UPLOAD”, if you already have a screenshot of the post, you shouldn’t have any problems.
I wonder if anyone noticed the misspelled Brazil… unless they are typing the Portuguese spelling; but since they aren’t speaking that language.. yeah.
i love how the only ones asking why they are wearing coats and turtlenecks etc. are women and its guys answering…go figure
you’re all stupid. When was the last time you saw snow in Africa? Never. They don’t have winter.
*Facepalm*
Just because there’s no snow doesn’t mean that it can’t be winter.
It never snows where I live- so by your logic- summer all year long? I think not.
Geez.
I hope you’re just being sarkastik ‘kause they’re talking about South Afrika, to be specifik, and South Afrika DOES have winters, although snow is rare.
snow is not rare!!! alot of parts in SA get snow
why the FU*K are you typing your C’s as K’s?????
Actually there was snow on Table Mountain in Cape Town very recently and look up The Drakensberg mountains which often have snow and they even have skiing there at a ski place called Tiffendale. Oh and Hogsback in the Eastern Cape of South Africa, they have a Christmas in July festival which also often has snow. I live here but google before you post people that way you don’t look so stupid.
Ummmm there are parts of Africa that do indeed get snow. Please don’t post if you are dumb
GOD help them, please!!!
I’m in south america and f**k it’s coooooold
my hands are freezing :/
I wish we could trade places for a couple of days. It is hotter than holy hell in the southeastern US.
Thank you Deb, Thank you for your input.
Never mind encyclopedia.com or brittanica.com, she’s got Howard!
ps: lighten up a bit, people! cheez!
you called master?
I love how all the stupid posts are by women, and all the intelligent posts are by men.
excuse me that is a blanket statement thus a logical fallacy and blatently not true, as in the case of “now that is what I call DUM” posted by STEVE and “I wonder if we could sell Mexico to China to get rid of some of our debt” by CAPTAIN D and on the flip side “Brasil is the correct spelling and what it says on their jerseys.” LISA, “Oh …. And one of the Americans who commented agrees that they are stupid. (Although I don’t think that’s entirely true). And please …. If you need to know where a country is ….. Do you really think you could answer yourself with a “we own real estate”??? Which another person pointed out you don’t even really have? Mmmm.” SOUTHAFRICAN GIRL 11. What I guess I’m trying to say is I’ve provided two examples of dumb males and two examples of intelligent females and I’ve pointed out a rather large logical fallacy in your argument (actually its your entire argument). In other words I win this round for the girl’s team
Did anyone notice the grammar here?
“Why are Brasil wearing turtlenecks”
“are”? I think this is just a big misunderstanding here, can’t you guys see she is actually talking about THE Brasil, a small group of all-female beautiful natives that inhabit the southeastern South-American plains. They roam across country borders every winter searching for virile male Caucasians, for one-night stands as a means of continuing their clan. The “turtlenecks” mentioned are actually part of the armor worn before the mating ceremony, as the males are captured and “forced” to participate, although they don’t usually demonstrate much unwillingness in the process…
Gosh! It’s like she’s a f***ing 5-yr-old trying to write!
I think you might be reading too much into her post. Cuz it could be she is just a doofus that is the simplest answer and usually the simplest answer is right “Occam’s Razor”
“Are” is correct in British English in this context. You make yourself look as stupid as she is.
Can anyone really be that stupid. I’m South African, and yes, it is indeed winter at the moment. Africa DOES HAVE WINTER.
And mememe: you’re an even bigger idiot. Believe it or not, but some places do get snow in Africa. Google is your friend…use it….or remain stupid.
Please, don’t feed the trolls.
I live in Australia (yes, Southern Hemisphere) and today was the coldest day we’ve had in 26 years. F’ing FREEZING!!!
WINTER IN THE WHOLE OF SOUTH AFICA = VERY COLD EVERYWHERE IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!! SOUTH AFRICA BEING THE SOUTHERN MOST POINT OF AFRICA!!!!
F**king WOW.
Great… now further proof that I live in a country of complete morons. >.< Damn it, I wish Darwin hadn't been trumped by technology.
Indeed!
Scary, isn’t it? That these are people who can vote, but don’t even understand elementary-school science?
Sorry about the double-post, but I think it’s justified here:
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This is why people hate Americans. I am an American, and sometimes I don’t blame them.
Wow. Just wow. Reading through this, I skipped all of the ones that had spelling, mechanics, or grammar mistakes. It took me one minute to get to the bottom of the page. People claiming that Americans aren’t as stupid as other people think they are REALLY just prove the point. Look at Japan, for example, and you’ll see that they are REQUIRED to learn not only Japanese, which is hard enough, but English as well, and possibly another language besides those.
I’ll be honest, more often than not, I am extremely embarrassed to be an American because Americans, as a people in general, are IDIOTS, myself included. There are people here who probably passed their classes with straight As in high school or college, but I dare them to go to Japan and try to take an eighth grade class for one year and see how well they do.
So, yeah. Rizz, I agree 100% with you. Americans are idiots through and through.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, im from South Africa and I almost fell off my chair from laughing so hard, this is soooo funny!!!!!!!!!