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Ouch!!
FAKE!? Who would post this? the father: doubt it! The first-timer? Thats just too ..weird.
Maybe Green has a sense of humor. Or maybe the father just browses Failbook. Or maybe the girlfriend saw the conversation and submitted it… some of us laugh at our mistakes
Because snooping around in your child’s business instead of actually talking with them and being frank is so much better and doesn’t cause needless drama at all
Why cant mi parents see your sarcasm and take it to heart…?
The father might not be actively snooping, it may be a family computer with Facebook left open. Hence the title. If Pink (although I guess it’s closer to Magenta) is indeed young enough to be living at home, it’s not unreasonable for Dad to want to have a little chat.
http://failbook.com/2010/06/25/funny-facebook-fails-rebuttal-failure/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Failbooking+%28FailBooking%29
Is this you?
ohhhhhh thought the same thing!!! how were the pork pies????? lol
AHAHAHAHHAHA omg XD these comments are just as fun to read as the submissions!
You, my friend, have just won an internet!
uh, can I point out that not everyone living with their parents is underage… “magenta” could well be an 18 year old with a really protective father.
this is taken from an iphone, ergo…seriously unnecessary snooping on behalf of the parent.
Or… he’s using her phone?
Taken from an iPhone? Do a little experiment for me, go on Facebook and start using the chat feature. Look familiar?
OMG you stole my name! :O
If your child is under 18 he or she has no rights that the parent doesn’t grant. Unless the child is emancipated. Any parent that doesn’t snoop only wants to be a grandparent at 30, or a mourner.
obviously the father had pretty good reasons to snoop seeing as how some guy was banging his freaking daughter. Dad win
They might have been ice-skating for the first time.
Or lots of things. Whoever Green is should have been “It is NOT what you think.” Could have easily avoided that talk. Stupidity Fail ^.^
Stupidity win!
Have a seat.
You are a god!
Hey I am go….I mean Allah is God! Infidel!
perfect!!
The father actually sounds like he’s taking it fairly well. That, or he’s just saving up the angry rant for when the kid is in close range.
Agreed. 3:40 comes: “[name here] has been claimed missing…” Bahaha
3:30? Nope, sorry I’m booked solid to at least august. How does 12:00 on September 3rd at the food court sound?
Umm how about now?
he coulda said french kiss
noob
When we were all on one computer, sometimes my kids would leave messenger signed in when I chased them off for “my turn.” One day the IM box popped up “HI, vag-licker” from one of my son’s friends. I immediately replied, “This is actually the vag-licker’s mom, but I can give him your message.”
She almost died on the spot.
OMG I almost peed myself laughing at your comment!
*Likes* HAHAHHA! You are one heck of a mom! Way to go xD
Wait, so britbrat20 is one heck of a mom? Why is that, pray tell?
failure on amanda’s part, she meant to reply to marie.
one word: WIN!
when i was a kid, my friend was obsessed with the Monica Lewinsky scandal; He downloaded the entire manuscript! So he calls me, my dad answers, and my friend thinks it is me, and immediately begins reading all the sex stuff about cigars and whatnot, at which point my father says: Oh Hi Roy, would you like to talk to Eric?
And why, exactly, is your Failbook name Jim if your real name is Eric?
You fail at reading, have another go.
now that is excellent. and maybe he learned his lesson from that
way to delete everything I say
This looks fake.
yeah cause, when I just find out some punk took my daughter’s virginity, my very first thought is to take a screenshot and submit it to failbook
Yeah, my thoughts exactly. FAKE.
Of course it’s fake. This is failbooking.
Actually it’s Failbook, but it’s good to know you are paying attention and not just trolling.
It’s not trolling if a valid point is made
And calling something fake is a good point?
Oh, well thanks for pointing that out, JD. Looks like we will have to start letting in all those “firsts” and “fake and gay” comments too, because they obviously have a valid point to make.
How is calling something fake NOT a good point?
When no input is given beyond calling something fake, that is when it loses it’s validity.
i think it’s fake.
that’s a good point
no moderator can moderate the words of Chuck Norris
Oh sweet jeebus – I am sick and tired of gay men (and lesbians!) demanding that they get “equal rights” or whatever it is they want – because of their chosen lifestyle! Hey, while we’re at it, let’s have Fat Pride weekend, too. Or how about Bald Pride weekend? Fat and Bald people deserve equal rights just as much as gays and lesbians! (Speaking of which, which is it always “gays and lesbians”? Lesbians ARE gays, but they feel the need to separate themselves from gay men why? Yes, I’m aware of the meaning of the word “lesbian”, but why do they *insist* to have both?) Hey, what about NAMBLA? Aren’t they part of the Gay Pride thing? (For those that don’t know, NAMBLA is the North American Man-Boy Love Association, and yes they’re actually a group, who even have lobbyists in Washington! Seriously!) How come no one ever mentions them, huh?
I’m sick and tired of it – we have it here in Tampa Bay, FL as well. You know what? No one cares – do whatever you want in the privacy of your bedroom (as long as it’s not illegal, like underage or kids or stuff), but STOP TRYING TO SHOVE YOUR LIFESTYLE DOWN OTHER PEOPLE’S THROATS!
‘Marches’ and ‘days’, etc., are a way for people to make themselves feel good if they participate.
It’s kinda like recycling or participating in a breast cancer run. It’s useless and meaningless, but makes the participants feel good about themselves.
Yeah, raising money for breast cancer research is so useless and meaningless -they should totally stop doing it…
Ahh ignorance. So awesome.
[Sodomy is illegal in a lot of places.]
I don’t know about you guys, but I agree with this guy. Say what you want, I think he’s talking sense.
If nobody cared, there wouldn’t be an issue, gays are fighting for rights the same way that women and African Americans did, in their time. Of course they can vote, but they are discriminated against. “No one cares” is a statement made blatant ignorance of the people who hate gays with a passion. And guess what, sodomy is illegal in quite a few states, that includes oral sex.
in blatant*
Here’s something you haven’t thought of. Gay people can’t legally get married and it is very hard for them to adopt children, have joint-custody of any children, get tax breaks, and see their partner in the hospital. That is what they are fighting for. Fat and bald people can get married legally, they can see their spouses in the hospital, adopt, and get tax breaks. That is why they won’t be satisfied with this “civil union” garbage. Sex is not the issue here, it’s the legal rights that come with marriage and not civil unions.
Um… why do lesbians feel the need to separate themselves from gay men? I’m going to take a shot in the dark here, but I’d say that the number one reason would be ‘cos they’re not, actually, gay men?
No one is shoving anything down anyone’s throat but you. I don’t understand why everyone can’t be treated equally. Do you believe that some people are less of a citizen or even less of a person than you are? Because I don’t. That would be stupid.
“In God’s eyes, we’re all the same.”
“In God’s eyes, we’re all the same.”
wait.. what??? i suggest you check the bible on same sex marriage before quoting it and using His name in a pointless effort to make you feel better about yourself
Since none of us are God, we can’t say what he thinks. However, there is actually nothing in the (man-written) Bible about same-sex marriage.
It’s called faith. We have faith that God loves us no matter what we are. Of course we don’t know for sure what He thinks, we just believe that He thinks we’re all the same.
And again, it was a line from a song.
You’re an idiot, that was a line from a song.
And who wrote the bible, hmm? Did God write the bible? No, man wrote the bible. Man is not very smart. In reality, God loves all of His followers, black or white, gay or straight, man or woman, fat or thin, tall or short, it doesn’t matter. If you believe in Him as your God and love Him, then He loves you back, and you will be saved.
“All Scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness, that the man of God may be complete, thoroughly equipped for every good work.” — 2nd Timothy 3:16,17. So, yes technically God did write the Bible.
“Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.” — Romans 1:26-27 How can God love something that is unnatural to his eyes, for the Lord is “to judge everyone, and to convict all the ungodly of all the ungodly acts they have done in the ungodly way, and of all the harsh words ungodly sinners have spoken against him.” — Jude 15
“Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’” — Matt 7:21-23. Simply by confessing that you Love God does not guarantee that you will be saved.
“For God so loved the world He gave His only begotten son, that all who believe in Him shall not perish, but shall have eternal life.”
–John 3:16
Just adding to your comment, I heard this from one of my Army vet friends, gay man (is that a pc term), well anyways, do not receive the benefits that heterosexual vets do. I’m sorry, I get confused in this PC country.
Where did this come from?
It looks as if you just wanted a place to vent, because this has nothing to do with the picture.
I was trying to figure that out, too. Look, man, I’m prone to huge, humorless rants as well but I usually try and stick to the subject at hand.
Heh. If you’re gonna troll, couldn’t you at least find someone who was actually making a pro-gay statement before posting your screed?
Thank you!! I was thinking the same thing!!
Fat people can diet, but the baldies and the gays are born that way. Deal with it. The gays aren’t out recruiting. Abolitionists were seen as radical freaks back in their day too.
Excuse me, but there are some overweight people who diet and exercise and maintain a very healthy lifestyle but still can’t lose weight. Studies show that it IS in our genes, therefore, not always our fault. Don’t leave us out — we deserve equal rights too.
lol
As long as you’re healthy it shouldn’t matter what weight you are. Size is fashion too.
HAHAHAH again!!! man! you are ridiculous!
“Fat people can diet, but the baldies and the gays are born that way. Deal with it. ”
Oh Wow. wow. where do i start? maybe with the obvious? Some fat people ARE born that way. They have pre-existing medical conditions that they have no control over. As for gays being born that way? impossible. No one can be born with a desire for either sex; it is learned through maturity. There are no gay babies born and no straight babies born; that is ALWAYS determined later.
“There are no gay babies born and no straight babies born; that is ALWAYS determined later.”
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Well, that depends. Based on Sanity’s statement, I’m not sure what s/he had in mind, but there is something to the fact that sexuality is not truly developed until puberty. Think back to the Greeks and Romans. If you believe that homosexuality is entirely a nature issue than, what, was the gay gene just more prolific in that era?
More likely, sexuality is a mix of nature and nurture. He’s right that there are no straight no gay babies; babies don’t have any sexual interest. But there are babies that are more likely to be straight, and ones more likely to be gay. Probably, most people are somewhere in the middle – genetically likely to be bisexual, and then culture and society shapes their ideas so that by puberty when a person starts to become sexual their preference is determined both by genetic and cultural contributions.
However, even then it still isn’t a “choice”. Even if you believe that culture plays a larger part than biology, it still isn’t something that a person has control over – all this takes place as a subconscious pressure and a person has no more choice in the matter than if it was entirely genetic.
“How many diaper commercials show happy, well-adjusted babies with two dads or two moms?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDDD Priceless!!!
I applaud you Cedric, my thoughts exactly!
and certainly not ‘funnybooking’
Fail! This chat window is green talking to pink, not the other way around.
Glad to see you gave it the old college try, though.
“yeah cause, when the father of my under-aged sex buddy just find out that I took his daughter’s virginity and is now probably going to kill me, my very first thought is to take a screenshot and submit it to failbook”
fix’d
Who said that magenta was underaged?! It doesn’t state his/her name anywhere!!
*age XD
maybe they only kissed for the 1st time
I would honestly consider leaving town for a while
You will never take over the world and you are no genius if that’s what you would do. Shame on you. Bad superevilgeniuswhowantstodestroytheworld.
*spank*
Your name fails in two ways, one: you are an idiot for considering leaving town, and two: why would you want to destroy the world, think about it, what’s really the point of destroying the only known place where you can live…?
So she posts it on failbook?
this is green posting, not pink. the pic at the top is the person you’re talking to, not you.
can i just point something out? That’s not a facebook post. it’s private chat window. no one but those two can read it.
At least he has good spelling and uses punctuation… lol
Really, now.. what kind of a conversation is this to have over Facebook IM? Just saying “Last night was amazing,” is one thing, but I don’t know anyone who would go so far as to continue that over an IM.. unless it was MSN or AIM without the chats saved.. but even then, I’d personally have to know I was talking to the person I wanted to talk to first. That’s just.. awkward and weird, and I blame him for getting himself into that situation. I think the father took it really well though.
I blame the schools.
Hahaha
Ehh… been there, done that… then again, I was completely sure I was talking to the person I intended to talk to
OK, let me throw an ALTERNATE spin on this: PINK was *already* chatting with GREEN, thus the chat window was open. That explains why Pink is chatting with Green. Dad kicked Pink off the family computer, or Pink went to bed, whatever happened, but didn’t close out the Facebook window they were logged into. Dad clicked over to the window while he was using the computer, and saw the latest post from Green, indicating “their first time.” Also, from the tone of the post AND the time, it almost looks like “Pink” got home by their curfew, and perhaps Dad sent them to bed – maybe “Pink” got home, jumped on the computer, started a Facebook chat with Green, then Dad sent them to their room so he could use the computer. Maybe after doing that, he saw the Facebook window open, and decided to look at it. Plausible? Sure.
Now, everyone is ASSUMING “Pink” is a girl. Why? Because the color used to block out the name? It’s entirely plausible that “Pink” is a GUY and “Green” is a GIRL, thus Dad “wants to have a talk” because he’s not that mad that he just found out his son lost his virginity, and he wants to make sure that since he knows his son is now sexually active, he doesn’t get her (or any other girl) pregnant.
Also, that might explain why it was sent to failbook – dad thought it was funny he busted the GIRL for saying their first time was awesome, and he’s not ashamed of his son, he’s laughing that he found out because his son didn’t log off of Facebook.
Excellent point!
Except for the possibility Pink only had Facebook open when their father kicked them off the computer, and in the time Pink’s father was on Green came online and sent the opening message.
Or perhaps Facebook was set as the homepage and it automatically logged Pink in.
The last two paragraphs make a good point though.
It’s interesting that everyone assumes that it’s the guy talking to the girl’s father. Is it so crazy to assume that a guy’s father might be upset to hear this about his son?
Yes it is.
Yes. It’s called “sexism.” It is widely used in today’s society.
what’s sexist about it?
having sex
or the ist thing….
not really sexism… “double standard” would probably be more appropriate.
PWNED
the dad’s probably goin for a threesome
Total Chris Hansen Moment. “Why don’t you have a seat right over here?”
Um…how about Magenta isn’t really the father at all–it actually IS magenta–and magenta is just screwing with green and giving him/her a fright?
Really? No one else even suggested this rather obvious response? That magenta commentary is too stiff and ridiculous. Arranging a “talk” at 3:30 the next day? That reeks of “Hey what would an angry parent do…” according to someone who is not actually that parent.
Since we’re obviously debating, why not have a Black Pride day too? and a Neo-Nazi/White pride day? KKK rally day?
Why start a new thread when the ‘RELPY’ button is just underneath the comments about that topic…?
Nazis and Black people are both allowed to marry, the KKK has rallies all the time, and Black pride is in fact a celebrated thing, so exactly every part of your post is made of fail.
Black history month, not day. fail.
It’s called “Black History Month”. And White people celebrate “White Pride Day” everyday, for the last couple hundred years, since the concept of “White” was created.
While I’m not sure if they’ve had “official” Pride days, February is Black History month and there have certainly been marches and celebrations. And there are White Pride days and there have been KKK rallies and marches. The ACLU has even defended the KKK.
So, uh, I’m not really sure what the debate is, since those things exist.
fake. obviously fake. there have been loads like this and it’s sooo not how anyone talks on facebook chat, or msn, or anywhere for that matter
smells like fake but still funny though
oooh. worst nightmare.
fake
hey idk i took my girlfriends Virginity and shes 23 , if her parents found out they would kill her….damn egyptians
heres your sign..
funny but fake