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1th!
Wait…
Wait for what? You to grow up?
You dropped your sense of humor.
*Picks it up*
Here you are
Thanks. While your down there, kiss my ass?
*Hugs*
Looks like someone needs a nap too.
Here’s your soother and your blanky then, nighty-night.
I’m not the one being moody now am i?
Silly person, you’re the one who needs a nap.
Oh dear. The two of you sit down and wait for your mummy’s to come and collect you.
He started it ^.^
He’s a she! And you started it with your stupid 1th comment, geez, look up.
Wow, a female troll :O
rare but serious condition…
How I am the troll, when you’re the one trolling Failbook posting 1th?
By failing to follow grammatical rules and by making hateful comments. To be quite honest I don’t think you’re even a troll; trolls do this on purpose to incite rage and to trick people into thinking that the troll was being serious.
Unless you’re a very good troll trolling me into replying but then again you don’t rank so high on my troll-o-meter so I’m willing to take the risk.
Hey Knuckle, what the f are you talking about?! What grammatical rule did I disobey? And who made the hateful comments and where? If you bothered scrolling all the way up to see where this all started, it was Paz’s 1th comment, yes, I get he was making a joke on being 1st, I still think people who post or try to post “1st” are just not funny and actually rather annoying… if that makes me a troll, well, so be it…
“Thanks. While your down there, kiss my ass?” <- *you're
And well, there's your hateful comment too. And I'm not saying that you're a troll because of those things, just saying that people could see it that way.
Best because normaly femaly trolls are awesome trolls. Infact my friends just spend 4 hours trolling omegle. Us girls are awesome trolls!
Well, Knuckle as you can clearly see in some of my other posts, I know how to use You’re and Your properly… I don’t think making a mistake and not really thinking about what exactly I’m typing makes me a troll. I’m also pretty sure that telling someone to kiss my ass is “hateful”, that would imply it was full of hate, when it was merely a colourful suggestion. I’m also pretty sure, nobody thinks I’M the troll here, but thanks for playing!
*isn’t hateful…
I wasn’t paying attention again and figured I’d apologize and correct it before it makes me a troll…
Wow… we have a fail here… 1th!
FYI, it was a joke.
It went over your head eh?
Haha, Paz we agree on something???!!
*pulls out the paddle* im gonna end it if you dont play nice
Maybe I don’t wanna play nice… and maybe I like paddles…
why thankyou
Then you can be naughty with me! XD
(wiggling eyebrows in obvious fashion)
Heeeelllllloooooooo.
wow i can tell you’re all a blast at parties…
whatwhat? in the but =)
Because, Paddles.
No one was being moody, that would imply a changing of moods, mine stayed the same, annoyed and children who think 1st or 1th is still funny… it’s just not. So when you wake up from your nappy wappy, go potty and wash your hands and go outside and play in traffic, okay?
*at children
Not okay, you’re the one with the thumb up the ass
Good one, repeat the “joke” (using that term loosely) you already tried earlier, still not funny and you can still pull your head out of your ass first.
whatwhat, Any one of your comments is more annoying then if there were 20 1th or 1st comments, also if you think you’re funny, you should know… you’re just not. Now please spend the rest of your timeout in silence so the kids who actually have something interesting to say can comment. Thanks!!
THANK you! <3
*hugs*
But in reality, none of us have anything interesting to say, including you, if we did why would we say it on Failbook?
The way I see it, this was started between me and Paz, then the rest of you dumbasses just HAD to chime in… Did you ever think maybe we were having some fun with each other and the rest of you annoyed us and ruined our little game? The tables have turned eh?
lol, in reality, most commenters can come up with something funny (hence interesting) from time to time…just ask for help if your struggling whatwhat, no need to be ashamed. and you cant trick me!! I can see the thumb from here!!
The guy did not think the “1st” aspect of it was funny, he thought the intentional misspelling – that is, “1th” – was funny. F**K YOU
you both need a nap…
*starts handing out free internets….*
*starts handing out ass whoopings to those handing out free internets…*
Take your thumb out your ass please
*inserts an internet into the now vaccant ass*
Take your head out of your ass first!
*sighs*….
http://tiny.cc/ow5vi
*Takes the internets*
Ty.
You can have all the internets!
YAY <3
Nooo! The pr0n! THE PR0N!1!!
You can have the pron, I want the mudkipz.
LOL! :L
Now this is going to drive me nuts… did anyone ever explain it to Princess (seriously, Princess?) or did they just laugh at her? And what the hell did she think that expression means in her version?!?
…someone hasn’t seen Dharma & Greg
While I doubt that Princess was making a reference I choose to keep my rationalization
yay! someone else who knows the reference!
Hey, until I was nine I thought it was “doggy dog”.
… I was always confused by it…
crapola.
craptacular.
craptastic.
crapulous.
crapperoni.
craptastical.
crapsterpiece
crapsauce?
penis
Fail. LoL!
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
WIN
crapilicious
craptrocity
crapazing
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Congratulations, you broke a combo of 2 posts.
crapderful
Crapredible:D
Craptivity
crapillion
Some people are just askin to be thrown out of the gene pool
Really? Of all the stupid things people do, mishearing an expression is the one that suggests to you that they should be neutered?
Haha, true dat!
uh What?
Oh good grief. Sounds like one of my mates “a friend indeed is a friend indeed” what a moron.
Your friend is wise beyond his years.
spectacular. I love it.
Maybe if your snoop doggy dog it is…
What’s my mutha f&$%ing name?! Snoop Doggy Dog!!!
Snoopy the dog should sue him for copyright infringement…
Yep, it’s a gruel world all right. No corridor given, none accepted, and devil take the himoes..
Best comment evah!
I dont even get it..
Not sure if serious.
If so, the expression is “dog eat dog world”
//and I’m weaing steak underwear — Norm
The expression is dog eat dog world, not doggy dog.
Ah. I didn’t know the expression (non-native speaker). This makes the fail so much clearer
I corrected my freshman year dormmate when she said Doggy dog world.
She responded, “that’s horrible!”
“Exactly.”
I don’t get it….
at your face
hey what what in the butt I said what what in the butt….some of you will get this………..
Oh. My. God. Seriously? I’m in 9th grade, and I know kids who beat up kids who think this is cool.
Fa’ shizzle, my nizzle? lol
Wow, straight out of an old tv episode of “Friends”. Phoebe made the same mistake, and when corrected, she said (more or less):”why would a dog eat another dog? That’s just silly”
that was on Dharma and Greg, but I applaud you for being close and getting the whole quote right! lol
ehh…. Dharma and Phoebe were enough alike anyways…
I used to think it was “doggy dog” when I was little.
My husband still thinks that the saying, “take for granted” is “take for granite”. lol
I said “for all intensive purposes” my entire life until earlier this year when I learned it is actually “for all intents and purposes”.
Oh Failbook, you make my day.
ME TOO! XD
Holy s**t Koiishi! I used to think that too!
OMG, my boss says that ALL THE TIME. Like almost DAILY. It drives me crazy. lol
Is your boss perhaps also inclined to put ‘princess’ for his/her name?
*at your face
I always thought it sounded like doggy dog, even though my parents told me otherwise.
A lot of people think that it’s “doggy dog”. I figured out what the real expression was when I was 12. My mom also thought it was doggy dog until I told her, and she’s in her 50′s
god i hate down syndrome
Made My Day
I think I learned in my 20s that it was “dog eat dog.”
To everyone who thought it was “doggy dog” at some point after their 10th birthday — You people need to read more. If you read books, you would know what the expression was supposed to be and you wouldn’t look or feel like an idiot.
So I’m an idiot then for not knowing the correct spelling of one of my third language’s sayings?
Right :p
Do I really need to tell you that it doesn’t really apply for a second or third etc language? Obviously you aren’t going to be familiar with everything in a third language.
Thank you for being smart! I know that sounds sarcastic, but it truly isn’t meant that way. If english is your native tongue, you should know these sayings, I don’t know if I’d say you’re dumb… well, actually, yeah I would. PUT DOWN THE XBOX CONTROLLER AND PICK UP A BOOK, NOT A PICTURE ONE EITHER PEOPLE, AN ACTUAL BOOK WITH REAL WORDS…
Thanks Bev!
How was I supposed to fit all this literature into my hectic schedule of cartoons and video games?
It’s not just that people should read more (with which I would never argue) but people also need to speak more clearly and fully pronounce their words. If people actually *said* “dog eat dog” rather than slurring the words together as many do (sometimes due to their accent, as in the “granted/granite” example above), it would be much simpler to comprehend the words actually being vocalized.
Joey from “Friends” made a similar boo-boo once. He responded with an “It’s a moo point anyway,” to something one of the bunch said. The way he explained it: “It’s like a cow’s opinion: it just doesn’t matter.”
Sometimes the simplest explanations make the most sense.
I LOVE THIS!!!
It may be a doggy dog world, but the p**sy rules it.
Most of the people I live around think that “Its a MUTE point ” instead of MOOT.
I saw someone on a forum use “doggy dog”, it just reinforced her stupidity (which she had expressed many other times..).
LOL at the previous Failbook post being “At Least The Dog Is Okay.”
Unintentional win.
Dharma and Greg reference. The TV show the ditzy Dharma said “doggy dog world”.
“You’re sure? Dog EAT dog world?
“I’m sure.”
“No! It’s a doggy dog world! Dog eat dog? What does that even mean?”
“It means, you know, every man for himself, kill or be killed….”
“What do killer bees have to do with it?!”
Made my day!
isnt that the name of the actor who plays sanka in cool runnings?
Why am I thinking of Ted Nugent’s Dog Eat Dog…?
ted nugent is a silly f*cktard!
It’s a Snoop world after all.
This one made me laugh quite a bit.
A doggy dog world, fo’ shizzle.