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Then Why Are You With Him?

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  1. Cameron says:

    ORLY?

  2. balzac111 says:

    well, maybe her first name is Sandy and his last name is Balls….

  3. dayum says:

    GF PWN.

  4. GOD says:

    *facepalm*

  5. sani evans says:

    wtf?
    lmao

  6. Your Neighbor says:

    Obviously she isn’t ready to tie the knot.

  7. B says:

    The Fail here is letting FB determine your destiny.

  8. Ello There says:

    Excuse my lack of knowledge but…
    Why did she say “Dammit.”?
    Does she have his last name already or what?
    I don’t get it =/

  9. Maron says:

    Maybe not but she didn’t want her bf’s last name.

  10. Bob says:

    retard…….

  11. Kate says:

    It is possible that they already have the same last name anyway…
    So that’d be pretty pointless and her boyfriend is quite possible an arse (like most :P ) and wanted to piss her off!

  12. Gambly McChip says:

    maybe his last name is Rinn and her first name is Amanda

  13. domerdaver says:

    She was asking for Who to like her status first, but he didn’t, so she didn’t end up with Who’s last name after all.

    The first thing you have to understand is that Who’s last name is actually three words combined.
    What is Who’s last name?
    Whose-Last-Name.
    That’s what I’m asking you.
    I just told you.
    Who’s last name?
    Exactly.
    So Who’s last name is Exactly?
    No, it’s Whose-Last-Name.
    I’m asking you.
    And I’m telling you, Whose-Last-Name.
    So when Who signs his paycheck, he signs it with whose last name?
    You got it.
    He signs it with “You-Got-It”?
    No, he signs it with “Whose-Last-Name”.
    Well if you’re not going to tell me then I don’t know what.
    No that’s What’s last name, but we’re not talking about him now.

  14. Bleh says:

    I could understand if her first name was Dixie and her boyfriends last name was Normous…

  15. Hey says:

    How can she have his name for a week?

  16. Chadwick McDouchington III says:

    Aww, man. I wish I’d gotten there first.

  17. zappafrank says:

    People will think they’re in-laws and thus can’t not be married or something.

    Oops, wrong thread.

  18. Renee says:

    “Then why are you with him?”

    Umm, doesn’t that kind of assume that should would take his last name if/when they get married. No one has to take anyone else’s name. I’d say that’s fail on the part of Failbook.

  19. insightful says:

    People, she was trying to be funny and ***failed*** miserably. Instead of getting some random person’s name (as intended), she got her boyfriend’s name. That’s why she said ‘dammit’, because her lame attempt at a joke bombed. Then trying to get other people to do the same thing (lousy troll).

    Of course, this could have been an even more miserable attempt on the boyfriend’s part of proposing….getting her to take his last name, hmmmm?

    • Renee says:

      read my above comment :)

      marriage does not automatically = name change.

      • Emmy says:

        It wasn’t her attempt at a joke, insightful. That exact status is something that’s been going around for a week now. Almost everybody that’s on my friend’s list has done it. She didn’t make it up for s**ts and giggles; it’s one of those things where “everybody else is doing it” so she felt like she should, too. It was no “let’s see how many people laugh at this!” idea.

        I’m not even sure how the devil you came up with that explanation.

      • Orion Fury says:

        But that means that I have to scroll back up, which is unnatural.

  20. kara says:

    lol she got side-raped

  21. EllieWhite says:

    I’m going to try this out. I wonder if it’ll be my ex who jumps at the chance…XD

  22. Sweet says:

    that’s actually kinda cute XD

  23. Ryamos says:

    Or you could’ve just dumped him and gone to that gangbang instead of facebooking about it?

  24. BCJ says:

    Boyfriend win! But it could be an unpronoucable last name.


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