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I Want To Try Strawberry Milf

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  1. awesomeness says:

    Huh?

    • mjmjr91 says:

      milf – mother i’d like to f—

      • awesomeness says:

        Yes, I know that.

        I’m just confused over the whole situation.

        • Wolf says:

          he put milf instead of milk

          • awesomeness says:

            That’s just plain stupid. Isn’t there anything decently funny on this site anmore?

            • Wolf says:

              the word milf is funny .. to people with no lives

              • Bah says:

                How does he spell ‘milk’ wrong 2 times anyway…….. >__<

                • awesomeness says:

                  It was deliberate, F and K are way too far away on the keyboard and even used by a diffrent hand. To make someting deliberate and than post it on failbook is fake and lame. This site should be closed. It used to be kinda good. But it’s nothing compared to sites or even fan pages on Facebook, way smaller, that are way funnier.

                  • lallie says:

                    Yup, even if you’re updating your status on your mobile. The two are not close enough to miss twice…
                    Something I always get wrong is “poeple” for “people”. I can get that wrong all the time. But that’s just finger trouble, not location trouble…

                  • Innadiebus says:

                    So the fact that you don’t like the site means it has to close? Are there any more things you don’t like? reddit? youtube? China? Because if you want to I can send them an email demanding they should stop everything they’re doing, because you don’t like them.

                  • fat says:

                    I agree that there’s always the possibility of this being fake, but here’s what it could have been if it wasn’t:
                    “A Freudian slip, or parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious (“dynamically repressed”) wish, conflict, or train of thought. The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis.” (from Wikipedia)

                  • Jane says:

                    He prob sent it from a phone w/predictive texting…

                    • Tom Rowly says:

                      I could agree with this. I sometimes use a letter that is diagonal from the one I was trying to find. And if he has added the word milf to his dictionary, then this is perfectly plausible.

                • Angfucious says:

                  Agreed.. this was deliberate. FAIL.

                • Jairon says:

                  i agree with you..

            • Rainbow says:

              your inability to type a simple “Y” is kinda funny…

  2. Jepoy says:

    maybe the button “K” is broken?

  3. sphinx says:

    i think he meant milk…

  4. Kent says:

    ………..

  5. winston wolf says:

    i loves me some milf. giggity

  6. p0tat0eboy says:

    I like chocolate milk…

  7. JadeGreenKittyKat says:

    huh? lol this makes no sense !

  8. Cristoffer says:

    If he really meant milf I would consider this a win ^^

  9. Rickey says:

    I DONT GET IT!!!!

  10. BlablaBlu says:

    Lols.

  11. Bah says:

    That’s racist!

  12. Kris10 says:

    WHAT is racist now?

  13. hunbun says:

    if he really meant milf, then it’s really racist and nasty, for he says it tasted weird O.o i guess he doesn’t even know what “milf” means… so: fail.

  14. Diavole says:

    Straberry MILF forever…

  15. Diavole says:

    Strawberry*

  16. PhD in Fail says:

    F is too far from K.. Damn.. Now I have a weird illustration in my head..

  17. homelessgirl says:

    well, milfs taste good

  18. AnotherDude says:

    Milf luv you long time

  19. Down Under says:

    as long as it aint vegemite milf i am up for it!

  20. Jeff says:

    the f is nowhere near the k, how can you mistype that badly? misleading and homosexual

  21. Mmkay says:

    If you are going to fake an entry at least make it realistic, like spelling milk right the first time. Amateurs ….

  22. lownote says:

    Chocolate milf or regular doesn’t matter, it’s all strawberry milf inside ;)

  23. angie says:

    we come in flavors now lol

  24. Mitch says:

    Why do people bother commenting on how much they didn’t find something funny? Complaints should only really be made when it’s offensive or something, complaining because something isn’t funny or is fake on the internet is just trolling.

    • lallie says:

      ^^ So what do you call your little rant of complaints dear Mitch?^^

    • Carlos says:

      I agree.

      If someone really stopped caring he would lack the impetus to go through the effort of commenting. If someone actually disapproved of something (I mean in a dispassionate way, disapproving of something that is not offensive or inappropriate) he wouldn’t want to validate it by responding to it. In short, if they really thought that way, they would simply leave. One doesn’t tend to see people repeatedly visiting a baseball diamond just to stand around ignoring the current game while shouting into the sky about how the sport of baseball in general is garbage–those of us who think that just don’t bother going.

      What’s truly unfunny here is that people write comments decrying the website that they so loyally (and sometimes obsessively) patronize because they think it’s “chic” to do so and only want the social credit for having written it.

  25. I know says:

    THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

  26. Mr. Jellyneck says:

    I like chocolate milf.

  27. Anon says:

    Clearly this man is retarded.

  28. LoLa says:

    so fake, you can tell where they changed the k for the f

  29. Jack says:

    somewhere, a K is looking for a home.

  30. Fluminense-s2 says:

    O_o love chocolate “milf”.

  31. D: says:

    Zomg! Milf. :3

  32. AmericanTaquito says:

    That is racist, but also sexy and delicious.

  33. Almighty Spock says:

    Hey, I prefer chocolate milf myself

  34. nicole says:

    It’s obvious that it wasn’t accidently done cause they’re both on the opposite side of the keyboard to each other. It’s still quite funny though ^^

  35. kdashx says:

    mmm~ delicious strawberry milf..


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