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You Shouldn’t Have Said It

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  1. Dadof3 says:

    Or just doesn’t like sex….

  2. god says:

    Red liked his/her own status?

  3. whathell says:

    lol wow at first i thought she was talking about a little girl (Maisy) but then i read the comment and wow…

  4. Watisthisidonteven says:

    Meh. This site is failing.

  5. yamama says:

    @god because Maisy said no one better like this

  6. Daniel says:

    I think women tend to like homosexual men though. I guess the reason why is that since there isn’t an “attraction” they develop friendship and connect. I suspect most women have no trouble in questioning the motive of a man who is openly homosexual, so they tend to be more open with that person and I can see how love can develop if such a woman hasn’t gain the same level of connection or feelings for a hetrosexual man.

  7. huh says:

    I don’t get it

  8. stephen says:

    the person that submitted it liked the status…it wasn’t necessarily big red

  9. Down Under says:

    But does the gay guy want to marry a dumb s**t like yourself Maisie? This may be the problem you wont be able to overcome. I own sponge’s that are smarter than Maisie!

  10. Bob says:

    Maybe Maisy doesn’t like sex?

  11. malkatz says:

    I want to marry a gay guy, too- we could have a lavish wedding, make his homophobic parents proud, have all the affairs we want, and go shopping together.

  12. herb says:

    Reds comment sounds like a Gary Larson cartoon…lol

  13. fer says:

    the spelled Maisy’s name wrong!

  14. malkatz says:

    Does Maisie/Maisy have a dash before her FB name?

  15. Lucy says:

    I understand where Maisy’s coming from here. I’ve actually been attracted to gay guys for a while now. I know I can’t go out with them because they’re not attracted to me, but I’m just more attracted to them than I am to straight guys. To me, gay guys are usually cuter, funnier, and a hell of a lot nicer, too.

    The way I see it now is that the only way I can hook up with a gay guy is to get the next best thing- a metrosexual guy. Unfortunately, metro guys are only an urban legend that are spoken of to raise a girl’s hopes. (No offense to metro guys out there, and if you ARE out there, let’s hang out)

  16. Scinlao says:

    ROFL

  17. blaah says:

    ..she spelled her friend’s name wrong

  18. Zoe says:

    I said this once, too… on purpose though. I was joking.


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