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Awesome.
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Failbook
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Agreed
Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing.
Sounds like sarcasm to me.
yea, but in order for him to learn what sarcasm is she has to give him a blowjob first or hes never going to look in the dictionary!
And ur point is?
A paradox.
We are taking failbook too seriously, i think.
Or maybe…
We’re not taking it seriously ENOUGH!
Did you ever think of that?
^ What he said.
“he” doesn’t exist. “he” is a tool used by the governmment for false hope.
Looked fairly sarcastic to me, unless you think he really is going to get some head out of the deal.
how is this not a win?
this sucks -.-
It does, but she doesn’t
Unfortunately!
you suck -_-
Both of you suck -__-
you swallow
hey we found Kyle!
He’s taller than they said he was!
I always ask do you suck swallow or gargle before accepting a blow job
As if you’d decline if she (assumption) said no to any of the above
I think it’s a little weird for a woman to do any of those things before accepting a blow job.
Oh… you meant GIVING.
She doesn’t.
she’s hot.
2 hot.
OMG 2 hot
Thumbs down because someone already did this.
you mean tease a guy about a blowjob, then make a sarcastic comment instead? yeah i know, the GF did that just the other night, and it still haunts me..
Wtf was that man doing out of the kitchen? No blowjob for him, he should be making sanwiches
Very Funny :] But stop making jokes and go make me a sandwich
Silly mums. Everybody knows the women belong in the kitchen.
but he still gets a blowjob right.
one would hope
Made of win
Owned
well you had his hopes up…
and prolly other things…
ZING!
aaargh! Every time I see your name, I say “pew pew pew” and imagine shooting some miniature laser gun or something. FREAKING LOVE IT.
Wow! Another funny one! Must be on a roll…
Burnt
I think anonymous needs some kind of therapy… Why would you think it’s ok to post that a woman ‘needs’ to be physically assaulted?
Because it’s illegal in most countries to take away their right to express themselfs, lighten up you shouldn’t take everything so litterally.
what are you doin here? I think we should go make videos together b4 the subscribers get mad!
Whatever makes you think that freedom of speech is a right in most countries?
I’m saying it’s not ok to joke about beating up women. It’s not funny, it’s offensive:which is why anonymous didn’t have the balls to put his name to that drivel.
And you don’t have a right to ‘express’ yourself if what you’re expressing is a violent threat, or an incitement to violence.
Whoa, chill, the guy was joking. I’m a woman and I thought it was funny. Also, there’s a reason people post as Anonymous; go learn about memes and 4chan and you’ll understand.
You lie, there are no women on the internet.
Truefax. The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.
Pix or it never happened. Wait, those would be fake too. There are not women on the internet, only G.I.R.L.s (Guys In Real Life).
Good old rule 29
It’s funny to joke about anyone being beaten with any form of book. Gender isn’t an issue so why make it one?
If you’re offended by such things make an effort to avoid them.
So, let me understand Adele… it is proper to grant people the complete right to express themselves only if what they want to express lays withing the limits of you consider to be appropriate?
That’s called dictatorship, you know???
In Italy we say: “E fatti una cazzo di risata!!!” meaning “come on and lough about it!!”
The line is drawn where a person’s freedom of speech infringes on another person’s right to feel secure (liberty). “The right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins.”
Step 1: Obtain name: Adele Barnett-Ward
Step 2: Obtain address: ??
Step 3: Steal identity
Step 4: Buy a yacht and go to South America
If you’d be kind enough to supply me with your billing address so I can, uh, send you money! Yea! Moneh!
Step 5: ????
Step 6: PROFIT!
oh no she D’INT this is win on so many levels….despite the gramatical errors, its just win, bravo!
Grammar has nothing to do with what she said. It’s the guy who was not only totally ridiculous in his first message but also kept his stupidity in his second message. It was pretty obvious that it was sarcasm, the guy is just stupid.
No grammar nazi there.
it’s not that easy to convey sarcasm over text i have friends that don’t get it all the time, then they think I’m a car bomber, serial rapist, and a mass murderer….:(
@Adele
I think that’s the ‘in’ thing now. Tie someone up and beat them with a thick book.
It’s always been a lot of fun, not just recently.
Are you sad or something? Thats rude!
hahahha 2 good…
Fellatio or GTFO
“…ok, but I get the blowjob first.”
Haha epic answer
DAMN I LOST >.<
Damn you!!
I think she is the one that really failed because you can’t be sarcastic on the internet stupid.
Yes, you are absolutely right. You can’t be sarcastic on the Internet. Great observation. I honestly can’t wait until your next contribution. You are brilliant. Seriously. Just brilliant.
ILU.
With a soul-destroying comeback like that, how can I possibly stand a chance? I concede defeat.
Oh look, there’s that sarcasm-thingy again…
^
I’ve been hit with a book and while it hurt like hell, it was very funny. I know it was because all my friends were laughing
Ahhhh fond high school memories.
Yup, totally can’t be sarcastic.. no way, no how. I think you have got to be the smartest person in the whole wide world Ryan and from this day forth I will aspire to be more like you!
Wow, that was so sarcastic it burns.
I hate to say this, but you all are acting really stupid, i mean yea physically beating a women is wrong, and does call for some sort of action towards it.
@MStrauss Really? You find laughter in others pain? You’re a really idiot, how would you like it if someone beat the s**t out of you, and everyone started laughing at you, I highly doubt you’d like the outcome.
Why so serious?
Because, I hate stupid people.
It would probably be healthier for you, and those around you, if you avoided the internet then.
There’s a plague of asinine behavior.
I’ve come to realize that.
I hate people who misuse commas.
You’ve never heard of schadeufredue have you?
Come on just give the guy a blowjob!
The girl’s fail is using sarcasm online, in a text-only format, where you can’t convey tone of voice. I would say that she needs to own up and dish out the BJ, but then he makes things worse by using “OMG”, “LOL” and no punctuation whatsoever.
They both fail.
She said “omg” as to mock him. I was perfectly able to interpret her tone of voice.
“hey omg do you want a blowjob!?”
The use of ‘omg’ to mock him, ‘!?’ to convey over the top emotion, and the fact it’s a pretty outlandish statement all make it damn obvious that it’s sarcasm. You fail at comprehension.
hoooo that was good!!!
Hey, an Oxford comma!
OK… done, now suck pls
In the girl’s defense, it was COMPLETELY obvious. I mean, writing in his exact style? Suggesting something completely beyond a normal response? Formatting words differently to suggest a different emphasis? No sarcasm tags? COMPLETELY obvious!
OWNED
yeah, she was being sarcastic. and guess what, so was he.
he was being less sarcastic than the girl, though. but still, both were being sarcastic.
PWNED!
now that’s my kinda girl
The girl is obviously incredibly stupid. Sarcasm maybe defined as language used to convey thoughts opposite from their literal meaning. Sarcasm is expressed and understood by the tone of the speaker and not simply the words. You cannot get the intended remark simply from the words themselves (unless he’s psychic and in that case, he wins!). Hence, she fails in this instance. Only plus side is that she can spell “dictionary” correct. In conclusion, I hope to bring the truth, brevity and underpants to the courtroom on Sunday.
Forget whether it’s funny or not… it’s lame that she felt so satisfied about her witty reply that she submitted it to this website *rolleyes*
What’s wrong with with her grammar?
I’m sorry, but that was awesome. Epic Win
Like we need your support.