Wow this is obviously fake. What kind of person goes onto facebook to announce they’ve been deflowered? Also note how soon after the post the screenshot was taken. Not only was this self submitted, but they photoshopped out the “delete” button to make it appear like they weren’t the one submitting it. And, hello my <3 loladahl10!
@awtypicturesinc: um u noe u can change ur fb name to watever u want it to be right? nt necessarily ur real name… like if ur name was Megan Lee, but u r a big fan of say adam lambert, u can just change it to Megan Lambert.
First off, sex is nothing to be ashamed of. If you believe it is, then you should probably not have any, ever, m’kay?
Second, there is nothing that says how old Alexis is, how old her boyfriend is, or their relationship. If she is 19 and living at home, and just had sex with her 20yo fiancé, I don’t see a problem.
Why ? Cause he accepts that his daughter has sex ?
It might be news to you … but most teenagers do. And if you as a parent accept that, and try to talk sense to your kids before they do it, you dont end up with grandkids too soon.
A sensible parent would explain sex and protection, but then also tell their teen they expect them to wait until they’re adults and if they have sex before that they’re going to get their butts whooped. And also if the person they have sex with is over 18, the parents will do the right thing and throw that person in jail.
A sensible parent would ruin a young person’s life for having sex, and slap the other one? Wooow. That’s scary; this why I won’t tell who my boyfriend is ’til I’m 18. How dare I think that at 17, I can have a healthy libido and date anyone older than me! The shame of it all…
A sensible parent would install cameras in their kids’ rooms and padlock the doors, allowing their children no contact with the outside world, save for the daily meal slipped into the room through a feeding hole. Said meals would consist of a bread product, a vegetable of some kind, a non-carbonated water-based beverage devoid of sodium, and a turd rolled in granola.
Your kids will f**k behind your back in the car, at the bfs home or out in the nature … well anywhere where they can get away from you.
Sure great plan … plus they will be really pissed at you which will probably strain your relationship with your kids for the next 20 years or so … but hey its totally worth it if you can claim to control their sex life for … well … 2 – 3 years.
“A naughty mouse,” you are a f**king idiot. There is absolutely nothing wrong with waiting until marriage for sex. It doesn’t make you physically unattractive; it makes you a respectable person who is willing to stand up for what you believe in without following the crowd. It’s a choice.
Thanks for coming to my rescue. I was going to argue with naughty mouse, but I know I’m not ugly, and I know that I’m a virgin by choice.
I actually giggled at his comment a little bit, but no, it’s not okay to call people ugly just because they choose to stand up for their morals. I expect he’s probably a troll.
Haha yay there actually are some men out there who are waiting until marriage to have sex. Believe it or not, there actually are women (like me) looking for a man like that. Wake up, guys! We don’t all want manwhores! I’m seventeen and doing my best to wait for marriage. Is it a struggle? Absolutely. Do I think I’ll burn forever if I mess up? No. I just have a lot of reasons to wait for marriage (pregnancy, STDs, meaningfulness, etc.) and only two not to (hormones and pleasure). I’m not ugly and I’ve had the opportunity to have sex several times with different (attractive) guys I was in relationships with. And I turned them down with difficulty. Because I feel like sex should be something highly meaningful between me and my husband, not something every temporary boyfriend of mine has a go at. So Random, JazzGamer…don’t let people tell you that you’re dumb or unattractive. Be proud that you’re able to make a personal choice like that and hold to it against all of nature’s hormones, despite the fact that nearly everyone around you is giving in.
~GetsHighOnCocaCola
Oh yeah, definitely. Sure, send an 18 year old to jail and strap them with a ‘sexual predator/statutory rape’ record because they have sex with their 16 or 17 year old boy/girlfriend… and lose your child forever because they’ll likely not talk to you for a LOOOOONG time (yes, I would have stopped talking to my mother if she’d done this. I was 16 dating an 18 year old she did not like. We’re now married and very happy). Nice. Yeah, that’s the best way to go. Brilliant. I hope you don’t have kids, for their sake.
I think in most states it’s not considered statutory rape or an offence of any kind if the older person is within about 3 years of age from the minor. For example, an 18 year old probably would get in trouble for having sex with a 13 year old, but not for having sex with a 16 or 17 year old. I think this is sensible. I’d definately prefer it if teenagers waited till they were adults, so my parenting style would more closely match jamisings’s. However, there’s nothing morally wrong with a 16 year old and an 18 year old getting together because they are close enough in age to consider eachother equals. I’m very happy for you Kat, that you found true love so early in life =) Most of us have to wait far longer. However, don’t you think it’s a bit too harsh to wish childless-ness on jamisings? One could do worse as a parent than teach abtinence. She/he probably wasn’t thinking about a legitimate relationship between peers like yours when she/he was talking about throwing the older person in jail.
You’re an idiot. I had consensual sex before I was 18, and my parents knew. I fully expect that my kids will become sexually active before the age of 18 too. I just don’t think that’s a bad thing.
Wow, and here I was afraid of having kids. You know what they say “There is no manual on parenthood.” Apparently, though, there is a self-important asswipe who believes that because he has anecdotal evidence that having consensual sex at an early age has no negative ramifications, it must be okay! Thank you! When my kids hit puberty, I’ll be sure to get condoms for the boys and pills for the girls!
Why not? I’ve been told about the pill and other forms of contraception and there success rates. I know that they are very effective (not foolproof) and would trust them to do the job. I know no sex is the best policy, but in real life probably not the most effective.
Yeah, because a 19 yr old dating and having sex with a 17 yr old is a major crime. Please, my sister currently dates a man 20 years older than her. (she’s 23)
Most states, there is an age difference also attached, like if she is 16 and he is 19, no statutory rape dork. Like you were perfect and waited til marriage anyhow….. hypocrite.
In the civilized world, the age of consent is somewhere between 14 and 16, and sexual relations between persons of nearly the same age are legal regardless.
Only if you’re the sort of person who thinks consensual sex is something you have to protect your children from. That is to say, no. Not unless you’re an idiot.
It would be if she was 12. For a 17 year old daughter, knowing she had sense enough to use protection and date decent guys (or girls), since I’d have raised her that way, this would be pretty much my reaction too.
For a 25 year old daughter, I’d be like “…seriously?” unless she means a specific, exotic kind of virginity. >.>
The parents may have been divorced and the mom remarried, and also changed the daughter’s last name to that of her step-dad. OR the father has middle initial and last name on facebook and they just covered both. there are many reasons.
wow, ‘that guy’, ‘anon’ and ‘gurgler’ are REALLY NICE hey….
you’re saying all these things about a girl who you don’t even know…. i bet you’re all guys.
Also, if ’10loladahl’ was a boy,would you say that?
I think not.
It could be real, I knew parents like that. A friend of mine once had sex with his gf while their parents were in the other room and could hear very clearly. I believe they were 16 + 17 at the time. The parents didn’t really care. Not every parent is a concerned, overbearing, and controlling of their children.
Why should they be ? when i was 15 / 16 my parents made it very clear that they dont want grandkids within the next few years and if i f**k up i will pay for them … no better incentive to use contraceptions
I mean, I’m all for the new rising age of tolerance and reason, but listening to some dude bang your daughter in the room next to you…those parents need a boot in their ass end for their idiocy.
What shall you do ? barge in and tell them to stop ? Sure that will help the child-parents relationship.
Belive me publicly shaming works so much better … while at the same time doesnt ruin said relationship if done the right way. And (if that above is not a fake ) this is the right way.-
Jibble, your parents should teach you not to be a stupid and stop jumping to conclusions about peoples parenting.
What exactly is it about having sex that is inherently irresponsible? Oh thats right, nothing, because its entirely possible and quite likely the daughter in this post is a responsible adult using condoms. Does the fathers lack of concern mean he is a bad parent? Or perhaps that he knows his daughter, knows he’s raised her well, and has confidence in her choice to have sex?
Also………………. Captian Buttram? Way to give your comments credibility by showing off your superior intellect.
Oh noes! Teenagers f**king! If you really feel that way, then please, please, please start punching yourself in the face. I’ll let you know when it’s time to stop.
again, I’m not a person of ignorance and can admit that, yes, teenagers have sex and will do so regardless of what their parents tell them to do.
that being said, I’m NOT going to encourage my future kids to do so at age 15, and to do it in the room next to me. if you think that is acceptable, you got some serious problems
go4, we are not allowed to think differently than Captain Buttram. All hail the ever wise and all knowing pimply faced Capt’ Asshat! Ooops, I mean Buttram. Bow to his all convincing dialectic!
Woah..so you’re saying that if my mom and dad were in the other room and they hear me having sex and they come into my room, seriously about to blow up on me…that they’re “concerned, overbearing, and controlling”? Yeah no. My parents don’t want me having sex before I’m fully ready and OUT OF THEIR HOUSE. Think about it.
I have never been hit by my parents, I’ve turned out just fine, thank you. I think people like you are the problem. Parents should be friends with their children, but also discipline them as necessary through means other than physical punishment. Parents should not be dictators, but instead guides.
If he was really trying to read the paper, why did he respond to her FB status less than two minutes after she posted it? Then she responds to his less than 20 seconds later and “someone” manages to get a screen shot just 7 seconds after that?
Fake in what sense? Fake in the sense that what happened on Facebook was not entirely based on the poster’s actual lives? Or fake because they posted something someone else created and people didn’t notice? And how can you ever tell what the intention of a post was? Is there an easy system of checking these things that is intuitive and universal?
Do you see where the line gets blurry? Hence, define to me “real” posts.
For every post, ask yourself this list of questions:
1) Was the post self-submitted (i.e., is there a “Delete” next to any of the posts or replies)?
2) Is there an unreasonably short amount of time between the last comment and the time of the screen shot? “Reasonable” is subjective, but in this case, 7 seconds is clearly not reasonable.
3) Is there an unreasonably short amount of time between multiple comments? Again, 18 seconds is clearly not reasonable.
If the answer to any of these is “yes”, you got yourself a fake post.
The other arguably questionable facts about this post if anything only further indicate its fake-ness (the father and daughter’s last names are clearly different lengths, the extraordinary low chance of someone being this stupid AND posting it on a public forum like facebook AND one of her friends seeing it and thinking to take a screenshot and submit it).
Shhhhh, you’ll clue them in. It’s much more fun to mock them behind their backs when they forget to ‘shop out the “Delete” link.
But it’s pretty safe to bet they won’t let real time elapse between posts, because they’re too scared someone they know will see it and believe they’d really be stupid enough to do whatever it is they’re submitting.
1) just because the post may be self-submitted does not mean it is not a fail. the person who failed could have realized that they had done so, then decided to submit it.
2) 7 seconds between the last post and the screen shot really is not unreasonable. the person’s friend could have seen the post a matter of seconds after the last comment was posted and then taken a screen shot, which on some computers only requires hitting a couple keys.
3) referring to #2, it does not take long for a person to see a status post then comment on it. even if there are 5 or 6 posts between two people 18 seconds is not unreasonable between posts. once a comment is added the person gets a notification telling them that someone has commented. it’s not like it takes a minute to type a small sentence.
4) as previously stated by a few people it is possible for a parent to have a different last name: child was born before the parents were married, child’s last name was changed to the step-parent’s last name, or the dad could have also put his middle initial or name up in addition to his last name.
you’re beating a dead horse here. no one is saying your arguments AREN’T VALID, they’re saying that these points make the post HIGHLY LIKELY to be fake.
I’m from the USA & on the 30 side of twenty. I know a lot of females my age, and older, named Alexis. So I’d say for at least thirty years, on this part of the Earth anyhow. Nikita (-ta is /generally/ feminine) has long been a female name, from my understanding; a little poking around shows that, even back in the 50′s and earlier, women were being named Nikita. Though, I have never met a Nikita in person..
SUrely if Aleixs has just lost her virginity, she’d be mostly crying? Any good parent who could hear here would be morally obliged to go and see if she were okay.
Uhh..most girls aren’t in sobbing pain after their first time.
Unless the guy involved was either very uninformed or completely selfish and inconsiderate, most girls don’t have enough of um.. a ‘membrane’ for it to be tearjerking. There are exceptions.
I’m guessing, also, that if she were crying her little eyes out, she wouldn’t be excitedly posting on FB. ;O)
So you’re saying that some teenage boy was a considerate lover and took his time and was gentle and tender and loving-like in stupid movies-while her dad was in the next room?
Not if “Dad” could hear it
Also, if he was so wonderful in bed, how experienced was he?
I was a teenaged boy when I was young, and I all I wanted was to get mine… NOW, then tell my friends how great I was.
“Alexis’ name is so much shorter than her Dad’s.
So many reasons this could be XD”
Errrrr… Ummmm… are you really that out of touch with reality???
Go to any high school and take a poll asking every kid if they have the same last name as both of their parents lol.
Hell, MY oldest didn’t have her fathers last name simply because it’s a stuipd name.
Plus, a lot of kids these days call their step-father Dad, and either don’t know their real dad or call him by his first name.
I agree that it’s prolly fake, but that was a really stupid reason lol.
The timing actually makes sense. Dad, or stepdad, reading the paper, hearing the grown daughter enjoying herself, checks facebook and finds the status post. He comments, and Alexis sees the notification pop up. It doesn’t take long to type ohhhh…
I see no problem in the timing, and the way kids are raised these days, I’m not surprised by the dad, or stepdad, being fine with it. Different last names aren’t uncommon, either.
And then Person #3 just coincidentally stumbled across the post a whole 7 seconds later, and his absolutely first thought was to take a screen shot and submit it to Failbook before anything else. Yup, this is without a doubt a real post!
I suppose the odds of that would vary depending on how many FB friends Alexis had and how many were on FB at the moment….I know if I was on FB and saw that, I’d be taking a screenshot right away! (It’s also at least remotely possible that either Alexis or her commenter saw the humor in the situation immediately and did their own screenshot and submit).
Whether it’s real or not, I still think it’s kind of weird and gross. First off, posting you lost your virginity? Who gives a crap, keep it to yourself, or at least not on facebook.
Secondly, although it doesn’t say how old she is, I get the impression she has to be young if she feels the need to post about it on facebook, so I think her dad’s response is a little weird and creepy.
Parents don’t have to ban their kids from having sex, cause they’ll do it anyway, but encouraging it is pretty stupid. There are enough idiotic teenagers having kids without the parents actually excouraging their kids to go out and do it.
I might be old fashioned (even though I’m 24) but I kind of wish people were more modest about sex these days. it seems that everyone’s lives revolve around it and it’s becoming an obsession in society to have as much sex with as many people as we can, and to constantly have it on our minds and be talking about it. Just seems like we don’t have our priorities straight anymore.
A lot of it is driven by “pluralistic ignorance”: The situation where a person is uncomfortable with or rejects a behavior, but thinks everyone else feels that it’s normal or desirable – when in fact the majority of the group feels the same way. It’s an interesting subject; I’d recommend Googling it.
Hang on a minute… so losing your virginity makes you a whore? Wow… practically everyone in the world must be a whore then, except a handful of pre-teeners, those who are saving themselves in order to become whores later, and, presumably, you. You merkin.
I think that all of the comments here about it would be something wrong whit having sex when u are young, make me sad! Im from Sweden and we really don’t have the same “thinking” as you in USA. Its a really good thing if you as a parent talk to your child about sex and saftey and so on. But when you are 15 in Sweden, you decide what you want to do with your body. We really don’t have a big problem with young girls being pregnant. Cause we use birth control pills and condoms. When you are young…have fun! My parents never asked me about sex and i never told them when i had it. They knew that i did. But one thing for sure…Never got any deciese or knocked-up….and i always do whatever feels right. If a teenager wants sex, they’ll have it no matter how much you told them not to. So help your kids with they saftey talk, and that sex without it, can lead into a child.
I’m an American, started having sex at 15, and my dad (I lived with him) knew. I asked him to take me to get put on the pill, and he did.
Me asking him to take me to get put on birth control was really all he needed to know, in terms of making sure I understood what I was doing. Obviously he knew we were being careful, and he knew we had talked about it. He never gave me any grief over it.
I’m 21 now, and I’m fine, and don’t have any babies. So not all Americans are that small-minded about sex.
Shiiiiiiit, just to show you you’re talking too much; I put on the song ‘Hello virgin’ that was on my playlist when I started reading this, and it’s already back on
She probably just watched “Rocky Horror Picture Show,” a cult film. People who have never seen it are referred to as Virgins. Most likely she was doing the “Time Warp” in her room and being really loud.
I’m pretty sure the girl meant she had just started a Facebook page and therefore lost her FB virginity; I have heard people refer to those who aren’t on FB as ‘FB virgins’ and I’ve seen people post something like “Just popped FB cherry” when they start their page.
I think the dad was making a (semi-creepy) joke as though it was her sexual virginity.
Maybe she was referring to her Twilight virginity… maybe she just read Twilight… and her dad is just sick of hearing about it!
Seriously, what ever happened to simple comments? Why are we wasting time theorizing whether or not she was referring to literal virginity or making a joke?
If she had posted that and that had been her real father I think he would be more upset that she publicly displayed it on facebook.
I highly doubt that her dad would view it and respond to it in under 2 minutes. What was he waiting for her to post it? does he refresh his notifications that often?
lame
… virgin?
Wow this is obviously fake. What kind of person goes onto facebook to announce they’ve been deflowered? Also note how soon after the post the screenshot was taken. Not only was this self submitted, but they photoshopped out the “delete” button to make it appear like they weren’t the one submitting it. And, hello my <3 loladahl10!
Who says deflowered?
not to mention the last names are different…
yeah, ’cause kids and parents NEVER have different last names. *rolls eyes*
HAAAAA
I have a different last name to my mum (even though she is the only one I live with)
Yeah because everybody on facebook has their display name as their actual name.
@awtypicturesinc: um u noe u can change ur fb name to watever u want it to be right? nt necessarily ur real name… like if ur name was Megan Lee, but u r a big fan of say adam lambert, u can just change it to Megan Lambert.
Umm, somebody could’ve stumbled upon this soon after it happened? >_> Why is eveyrthing automatically fake to everyone on this site…
dont be so sure, i’ve seen people announce it plenty of times on FB….lol, those attention whores xD
I would have totally done that had Facebook been around when I was ‘deflowered’.
Really? Deflowered? Even my grandparents didn’t say that! (They just avoided the topic altogether. Can’t blame them. That would be an AWKWARD talk!)
Bah, you’re everywhere!
Total fake
This is fake because dad’s don’t have names like “Brendan.” That’s a high school jock teenager name.
Seriously? It’s fake because dad’s don’t have names like “Brendan”? That’s your only reason? …. just.. just wow
Do you not realize that that high school jock will eventually grow up, and might have kids?
xD
Don’t they legally have to change their “young jock” name to a “old parent” name when they have kids though?!
Does no one realize that he was being sarcastic? Jesus, lighten up.
My brother is named Brendan and so is my cousin, they’re both in their 40s.
Erm… that’s my dad’s name. He’s 45… So your theory is rendered invalid.
wow. would this not be a parenting fail?
No, I’d say it’s a win.
Indeed, if only my parents were like this when I got my first go.
my parents would kill me! after they fix me…[not really but still]
My mom’s reaction was, “Ooo, candles!” when she saw he’d brought them over (ah, the romantic 18 year old boy).
Well, let us see.
First off, sex is nothing to be ashamed of. If you believe it is, then you should probably not have any, ever, m’kay?
Second, there is nothing that says how old Alexis is, how old her boyfriend is, or their relationship. If she is 19 and living at home, and just had sex with her 20yo fiancé, I don’t see a problem.
You obviously don’t have a daughter!
I feel the same way EvilDave does, and I have three daughters, you sexist s**tsack.
Real men only produce boys.
ahahhaahahhaaha +1 for you
QFT.
But… then who grows up to make me my sammich?
You pervy wanker. No real dad thats worth a crap would be excited about their daughters having sex unless daddy was diddling
I do. If any guy has sex with her any time soon, I will indeed kill him.
That’s because she’s 5.
Were she in her late teens I’d be happy for her and annoyed by the noise.
Call me in 11 years
It’s still awkward.
Why ? Cause he accepts that his daughter has sex ?
It might be news to you … but most teenagers do. And if you as a parent accept that, and try to talk sense to your kids before they do it, you dont end up with grandkids too soon.
A sensible parent would explain sex and protection, but then also tell their teen they expect them to wait until they’re adults and if they have sex before that they’re going to get their butts whooped. And also if the person they have sex with is over 18, the parents will do the right thing and throw that person in jail.
A sensible parent would ruin a young person’s life for having sex, and slap the other one? Wooow. That’s scary; this why I won’t tell who my boyfriend is ’til I’m 18. How dare I think that at 17, I can have a healthy libido and date anyone older than me! The shame of it all…
Good failbook, though. I hope it’s real. xD
A sensible parent would install cameras in their kids’ rooms and padlock the doors, allowing their children no contact with the outside world, save for the daily meal slipped into the room through a feeding hole. Said meals would consist of a bread product, a vegetable of some kind, a non-carbonated water-based beverage devoid of sodium, and a turd rolled in granola.
I take it you’re being sarcastic.
I love you.
you, my friend, are awesome
Auntie Vienna? Don’t share our family secrets!
Soduim is important so you dont get cramps … otherwise im cool with it
naw dude.
You know what happens if you do that ?
Your kids will f**k behind your back in the car, at the bfs home or out in the nature … well anywhere where they can get away from you.
Sure great plan … plus they will be really pissed at you which will probably strain your relationship with your kids for the next 20 years or so … but hey its totally worth it if you can claim to control their sex life for … well … 2 – 3 years.
My parents told me not to have sex until I was married.
You know what I did?
I didn’t have sex.
–still a virgin, 19 years old
My condolences. It must be hard being ugly.
You, good sir, are my hero.
“A naughty mouse,” you are a f**king idiot. There is absolutely nothing wrong with waiting until marriage for sex. It doesn’t make you physically unattractive; it makes you a respectable person who is willing to stand up for what you believe in without following the crowd. It’s a choice.
Thanks for coming to my rescue. I was going to argue with naughty mouse, but I know I’m not ugly, and I know that I’m a virgin by choice.
I actually giggled at his comment a little bit, but no, it’s not okay to call people ugly just because they choose to stand up for their morals. I expect he’s probably a troll.
but sex is awesome! i hope you have sex with yourself at the very least… how else do you sleep at night! buzz buzz honey…
How do you have sex with yourself???
I’ll give you a hint, it starts with the letter M
if you need help, im sure they have tutorials on YouTube.
Google it.
Be proud! I’m also a virgin.
Well I was proud until someone suggested that I’m unattractive.
Haha yay there actually are some men out there who are waiting until marriage to have sex. Believe it or not, there actually are women (like me) looking for a man like that. Wake up, guys! We don’t all want manwhores! I’m seventeen and doing my best to wait for marriage. Is it a struggle? Absolutely. Do I think I’ll burn forever if I mess up? No. I just have a lot of reasons to wait for marriage (pregnancy, STDs, meaningfulness, etc.) and only two not to (hormones and pleasure). I’m not ugly and I’ve had the opportunity to have sex several times with different (attractive) guys I was in relationships with. And I turned them down with difficulty. Because I feel like sex should be something highly meaningful between me and my husband, not something every temporary boyfriend of mine has a go at. So Random, JazzGamer…don’t let people tell you that you’re dumb or unattractive. Be proud that you’re able to make a personal choice like that and hold to it against all of nature’s hormones, despite the fact that nearly everyone around you is giving in.
~GetsHighOnCocaCola
if u’r mom was hot, if i were you, i would have done her, in the moment,
and would have came in her face.
Oh yeah, definitely. Sure, send an 18 year old to jail and strap them with a ‘sexual predator/statutory rape’ record because they have sex with their 16 or 17 year old boy/girlfriend… and lose your child forever because they’ll likely not talk to you for a LOOOOONG time (yes, I would have stopped talking to my mother if she’d done this. I was 16 dating an 18 year old she did not like. We’re now married and very happy). Nice. Yeah, that’s the best way to go. Brilliant. I hope you don’t have kids, for their sake.
I think in most states it’s not considered statutory rape or an offence of any kind if the older person is within about 3 years of age from the minor. For example, an 18 year old probably would get in trouble for having sex with a 13 year old, but not for having sex with a 16 or 17 year old. I think this is sensible. I’d definately prefer it if teenagers waited till they were adults, so my parenting style would more closely match jamisings’s. However, there’s nothing morally wrong with a 16 year old and an 18 year old getting together because they are close enough in age to consider eachother equals. I’m very happy for you Kat, that you found true love so early in life =) Most of us have to wait far longer. However, don’t you think it’s a bit too harsh to wish childless-ness on jamisings? One could do worse as a parent than teach abtinence. She/he probably wasn’t thinking about a legitimate relationship between peers like yours when she/he was talking about throwing the older person in jail.
You’re an idiot. I had consensual sex before I was 18, and my parents knew. I fully expect that my kids will become sexually active before the age of 18 too. I just don’t think that’s a bad thing.
Wow, and here I was afraid of having kids. You know what they say “There is no manual on parenthood.” Apparently, though, there is a self-important asswipe who believes that because he has anecdotal evidence that having consensual sex at an early age has no negative ramifications, it must be okay! Thank you! When my kids hit puberty, I’ll be sure to get condoms for the boys and pills for the girls!
………….C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Why not? I’ve been told about the pill and other forms of contraception and there success rates. I know that they are very effective (not foolproof) and would trust them to do the job. I know no sex is the best policy, but in real life probably not the most effective.
Please do. It will cut down on the risk of your children contracting an STD or having and unwanted pregnancy.
an*
dont forget the 12 gauge for the homos
Just because she lives there doesn’t mean she’s a teenager. Lots of young adults (especially college students) live with parents.
Yeah, because a 19 yr old dating and having sex with a 17 yr old is a major crime. Please, my sister currently dates a man 20 years older than her. (she’s 23)
COUGARRRRR
Most states, there is an age difference also attached, like if she is 16 and he is 19, no statutory rape dork. Like you were perfect and waited til marriage anyhow….. hypocrite.
Dunno where the “sensible parents” live, but in most places “adulthood” is entirely irrelevant, as the law is made by the age of consent.
Because throwing teens in jail for consensual sex will surely teach all teens that sex is evil and they shouldn’t have it.
Oh wait.
In the civilized world, the age of consent is somewhere between 14 and 16, and sexual relations between persons of nearly the same age are legal regardless.
I would say “his son” … Alexis is a boy’s name, right?
My bad, it’s a girl … Just never met this name for a girl in France …
Myself fail >.<
ah i believe your thinking of “Alexi” or “Aleksi” as a boys name.
For the record, I’ve known a guy named Alexis, he’s a bass instructor at Musician’s Institute. But yeah, it’s rare, and I assume it female normally.
I believe An@ was thinking of “Alexis”… there’s quite a few famous guys who go by that name…
Most teens say they do, a lot of them are to scared to actually do it.
It depends on her age and whether she’s had The Talk?
Only if you’re the sort of person who thinks consensual sex is something you have to protect your children from. That is to say, no. Not unless you’re an idiot.
Because it’s fake?
It would be if she was 12. For a 17 year old daughter, knowing she had sense enough to use protection and date decent guys (or girls), since I’d have raised her that way, this would be pretty much my reaction too.
For a 25 year old daughter, I’d be like “…seriously?” unless she means a specific, exotic kind of virginity. >.>
oooooh! s**t
:D:D cool dad 
Fake and gay
yah its sad people actually take time to come up with this fake crap
Troll section
Stop using gay as an insult. Some people are gay, either be cool with it or have the decency to keep your homophobia to yourself.
So when you say someone is ‘gay’ you aren’t really saying they are pleasently happy?
How confusing!
Haha epic
Parenting win! The way all parents should be!
How boring, if everyone would be the same…
Yes, and it would be a shame if the general population were more ‘boring’ by not being headcases about their bodies and what they do with them..
my mum would say this too O.O
Just a tiny bit fake
Why are their names different lengths if they’re father and daughter?
Ummm, my daughter has my last name, not her father’s. It’s quite common, actually, if the parents weren’t married when the child was born. Dumbass.
The parents may have been divorced and the mom remarried, and also changed the daughter’s last name to that of her step-dad. OR the father has middle initial and last name on facebook and they just covered both. there are many reasons.
My mom just plain didn’t change her name when she married my dad. I have both last names technically as part of my name, but I go by my dad’s.
or maybe, just maybe, she had just gotten married?
18 seconds…
Who tells the world they’ve just lost their virginity??
All the cool kids do it now
being cool actually sucks, being a gamer is the new coolness
yupyup! roflmao like i should stfu and gth… lol
WIN
Ummm… Alexis maybe?
a slut
I’M NOT A VIRGIN EITHER!!!! … Oh! Yeah…Who would… Totally…
slut
whore
trollop
wow, ‘that guy’, ‘anon’ and ‘gurgler’ are REALLY NICE hey….
you’re saying all these things about a girl who you don’t even know…. i bet you’re all guys.
Also, if ’10loladahl’ was a boy,would you say that?
I think not.
slut.
thanks for last night, baby..
Obviously not Dad but a friend trying to be funny… and it is funny, but not so much in the “fail” sense.
It could be real, I knew parents like that. A friend of mine once had sex with his gf while their parents were in the other room and could hear very clearly. I believe they were 16 + 17 at the time. The parents didn’t really care. Not every parent is a concerned, overbearing, and controlling of their children.
Why should they be ? when i was 15 / 16 my parents made it very clear that they dont want grandkids within the next few years and if i f**k up i will pay for them … no better incentive to use contraceptions
Ok, I’ll come out and say it…those parents should be shot (or at least have their kids taken away)
I mean, I’m all for the new rising age of tolerance and reason, but listening to some dude bang your daughter in the room next to you…those parents need a boot in their ass end for their idiocy.
truth
What shall you do ? barge in and tell them to stop ? Sure that will help the child-parents relationship.
Belive me publicly shaming works so much better … while at the same time doesnt ruin said relationship if done the right way. And (if that above is not a fake ) this is the right way.-
Being a “parent” isn’t about being best buds with your kids. Sometimes it means busting them so they grow up to be responsible. JHC!
You’re an idiot.
That’s pretty deep, Captain Buttram!
Amazing amount of depth there. Come back with a better comeback.
Jibble, your parents should teach you not to be a stupid and stop jumping to conclusions about peoples parenting.
What exactly is it about having sex that is inherently irresponsible? Oh thats right, nothing, because its entirely possible and quite likely the daughter in this post is a responsible adult using condoms. Does the fathers lack of concern mean he is a bad parent? Or perhaps that he knows his daughter, knows he’s raised her well, and has confidence in her choice to have sex?
Also………………. Captian Buttram? Way to give your comments credibility by showing off your superior intellect.
if I clearly heard some punk banging my hypothetical 15 year old daughter…yeah, I probably would barge in and tell them to stop. So sue me.
Oh noes! Teenagers f**king! If you really feel that way, then please, please, please start punching yourself in the face. I’ll let you know when it’s time to stop.
again, I’m not a person of ignorance and can admit that, yes, teenagers have sex and will do so regardless of what their parents tell them to do.
that being said, I’m NOT going to encourage my future kids to do so at age 15, and to do it in the room next to me. if you think that is acceptable, you got some serious problems
go4, we are not allowed to think differently than Captain Buttram. All hail the ever wise and all knowing pimply faced Capt’ Asshat! Ooops, I mean Buttram. Bow to his all convincing dialectic!
Woah..so you’re saying that if my mom and dad were in the other room and they hear me having sex and they come into my room, seriously about to blow up on me…that they’re “concerned, overbearing, and controlling”? Yeah no. My parents don’t want me having sex before I’m fully ready and OUT OF THEIR HOUSE. Think about it.
Its 2010 All can happen !!
Dropping the bomb 3…2…1… Fake and gay.
Well, I don’t see how it is gay… I think you’re just a homophobe.
but the times do make it look rather fake.
How do you know she lost her virginity to a guy? :p
well, he fact that her dad said “his house next time” makes it pretty obvious
Because she can’t lose her virginity any other way?
yeah. well, it kinda depends on who she lost her virginity to, but what’s wrong with that?
Mwahahahah, fake or not it was nice XD
No, we don’t.
At least he didn’t ask to join in next time….
I reckon if that was my old man he would have knocked lumps out of me… and the dude!
Thank you for sharing your spectacularly uninformed opinions on child psychology.
I have never been hit by my parents, I’ve turned out just fine, thank you. I think people like you are the problem. Parents should be friends with their children, but also discipline them as necessary through means other than physical punishment. Parents should not be dictators, but instead guides.
My Parents hit me and I turned out fine too.
Same here.
Yeah, much better to have a generation of emotionally crippled abuse victims with no self-esteem.
Because it worked soooo well for your generation.
If he was really trying to read the paper, why did he respond to her FB status less than two minutes after she posted it? Then she responds to his less than 20 seconds later and “someone” manages to get a screen shot just 7 seconds after that?
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
So, you’re like, in the FBI or something?
the FaceBook Investigative service?! that would be ACE!
good one!
maybe he gave up, or he finished with the paper so he went on fb to see what his frineds were up to
Maybe he was….reading the paper online?
Clearly you have a dizzying intellect.
never mess with a sicilian when death is on the line!
Or get involved in land disputes in Asia.
^^Princess Bride FTW!
Now, no more references and I mean it!
Youre implying she went on facebook right after finishing sex, probably didnt happen
the “dad” has a much longer last name…. probably a friend.
Sometimes the word “Fail” fails.
ZOMG, you think some of the posts here are fake? Really?
I just don’t know what to believe in anymore… /(>.<)\
It’s more surprising to find REAL posts around here.
I suspect there are more real women playing scantily-clad females in World of Warcraft than there are real posts on Failbook.
Best to keep your robe and wizard hat on around this place. (^_~)
Define ‘REAL posts’, please.
Not fake?
Fake in what sense? Fake in the sense that what happened on Facebook was not entirely based on the poster’s actual lives? Or fake because they posted something someone else created and people didn’t notice? And how can you ever tell what the intention of a post was? Is there an easy system of checking these things that is intuitive and universal?
Do you see where the line gets blurry? Hence, define to me “real” posts.
For every post, ask yourself this list of questions:
1) Was the post self-submitted (i.e., is there a “Delete” next to any of the posts or replies)?
2) Is there an unreasonably short amount of time between the last comment and the time of the screen shot? “Reasonable” is subjective, but in this case, 7 seconds is clearly not reasonable.
3) Is there an unreasonably short amount of time between multiple comments? Again, 18 seconds is clearly not reasonable.
If the answer to any of these is “yes”, you got yourself a fake post.
The other arguably questionable facts about this post if anything only further indicate its fake-ness (the father and daughter’s last names are clearly different lengths, the extraordinary low chance of someone being this stupid AND posting it on a public forum like facebook AND one of her friends seeing it and thinking to take a screenshot and submit it).
I would love, Sir Troll, if you could see my daily submissions. Either every single submission is fake or people really ARE that stupid. L2Internet.
Aw come on, you can’t tell me this is the ‘least fake’ submission you could find.
Shhhhh, you’ll clue them in. It’s much more fun to mock them behind their backs when they forget to ‘shop out the “Delete” link.
But it’s pretty safe to bet they won’t let real time elapse between posts, because they’re too scared someone they know will see it and believe they’d really be stupid enough to do whatever it is they’re submitting.
1) just because the post may be self-submitted does not mean it is not a fail. the person who failed could have realized that they had done so, then decided to submit it.
2) 7 seconds between the last post and the screen shot really is not unreasonable. the person’s friend could have seen the post a matter of seconds after the last comment was posted and then taken a screen shot, which on some computers only requires hitting a couple keys.
3) referring to #2, it does not take long for a person to see a status post then comment on it. even if there are 5 or 6 posts between two people 18 seconds is not unreasonable between posts. once a comment is added the person gets a notification telling them that someone has commented. it’s not like it takes a minute to type a small sentence.
4) as previously stated by a few people it is possible for a parent to have a different last name: child was born before the parents were married, child’s last name was changed to the step-parent’s last name, or the dad could have also put his middle initial or name up in addition to his last name.
you’re beating a dead horse here. no one is saying your arguments AREN’T VALID, they’re saying that these points make the post HIGHLY LIKELY to be fake.
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Totally fake.
For all we know, Alexis is 40 years old…
you’re an idiot
you seem to have missed an obvious movie reference. Way to fail.
And you’ve got a shriveled nut sack sutchered to your mouth. That was funny. John S. FTW.
FAKE. I am starting to loose faith in this site.
Since when did Alexis and for example – Nikita, become female names? -.-
Yep, I know, different areas of the world, different trends. Am just grumpy.
I’m from the USA & on the 30 side of twenty. I know a lot of females my age, and older, named Alexis. So I’d say for at least thirty years, on this part of the Earth anyhow. Nikita (-ta is /generally/ feminine) has long been a female name, from my understanding; a little poking around shows that, even back in the 50′s and earlier, women were being named Nikita. Though, I have never met a Nikita in person..
Those are female names in the US. A guy with those names would live a life of ridicule.
I kinda doubt Kruschev lived a life of ridicule in the USSR, though.
And the Russian President Kruschev (sp?)back in the early 60s
SOOOOOO FAKE!!!! i mean look at the last names, their not even remotely the same length, god ppl are retarded
like you? answers somewhere above!
My last name doesn’t have even one letter in common with my father’s last name.
Am I fake, then..?
LMAO this is great
LAME and FAKE. the screen shot was taken 7 seconds after the last comment…? I think not. Try harder.
Your FB never freezes?
SUrely if Aleixs has just lost her virginity, she’d be mostly crying? Any good parent who could hear here would be morally obliged to go and see if she were okay.
Uhh..most girls aren’t in sobbing pain after their first time.
Unless the guy involved was either very uninformed or completely selfish and inconsiderate, most girls don’t have enough of um.. a ‘membrane’ for it to be tearjerking. There are exceptions.
I’m guessing, also, that if she were crying her little eyes out, she wouldn’t be excitedly posting on FB. ;O)
So you’re saying that some teenage boy was a considerate lover and took his time and was gentle and tender and loving-like in stupid movies-while her dad was in the next room?
Not if “Dad” could hear it
Also, if he was so wonderful in bed, how experienced was he?
I was a teenaged boy when I was young, and I all I wanted was to get mine… NOW, then tell my friends how great I was.
JMO
Still a virgin are ya? Or just never been with a virgin? I think you’ve watched way too many stupid movies at least.
Uh yeah… please don’t ever have sex with anyone, k Ben?
#1 not all virgins have their hymen still intact if they’ve played with themselves enough before.
#2 not everyone’s first time is rape.
Alexis’ name is so much shorter than her Dad’s.
So many reasons this could be XD
Well maybe he’s her step dad, or her dad remarried and took the women’s name, or…yeah not sure about that.
“Alexis’ name is so much shorter than her Dad’s.
So many reasons this could be XD”
Errrrr… Ummmm… are you really that out of touch with reality???
Go to any high school and take a poll asking every kid if they have the same last name as both of their parents lol.
Hell, MY oldest didn’t have her fathers last name simply because it’s a stuipd name.
Plus, a lot of kids these days call their step-father Dad, and either don’t know their real dad or call him by his first name.
I agree that it’s prolly fake, but that was a really stupid reason lol.
lol. This was genius really. Alexis must have made a hell of a racket…
The timing actually makes sense. Dad, or stepdad, reading the paper, hearing the grown daughter enjoying herself, checks facebook and finds the status post. He comments, and Alexis sees the notification pop up. It doesn’t take long to type ohhhh…
I see no problem in the timing, and the way kids are raised these days, I’m not surprised by the dad, or stepdad, being fine with it. Different last names aren’t uncommon, either.
And then Person #3 just coincidentally stumbled across the post a whole 7 seconds later, and his absolutely first thought was to take a screen shot and submit it to Failbook before anything else. Yup, this is without a doubt a real post!
I suppose the odds of that would vary depending on how many FB friends Alexis had and how many were on FB at the moment….I know if I was on FB and saw that, I’d be taking a screenshot right away! (It’s also at least remotely possible that either Alexis or her commenter saw the humor in the situation immediately and did their own screenshot and submit).
Just a reminder to watch what you post to your wall on FB. Some people forget that PAW…
so Alxis is a girl’s name.
how boring.
The real fail here is the fact that she posted on facebook that she lost her virginity two minutes after it happened.
Maybe it was his first time too.
I still dont understand why people post the things they post on FB.
Whether it’s real or not, I still think it’s kind of weird and gross. First off, posting you lost your virginity? Who gives a crap, keep it to yourself, or at least not on facebook.
Secondly, although it doesn’t say how old she is, I get the impression she has to be young if she feels the need to post about it on facebook, so I think her dad’s response is a little weird and creepy.
Parents don’t have to ban their kids from having sex, cause they’ll do it anyway, but encouraging it is pretty stupid. There are enough idiotic teenagers having kids without the parents actually excouraging their kids to go out and do it.
I might be old fashioned (even though I’m 24) but I kind of wish people were more modest about sex these days. it seems that everyone’s lives revolve around it and it’s becoming an obsession in society to have as much sex with as many people as we can, and to constantly have it on our minds and be talking about it. Just seems like we don’t have our priorities straight anymore.
Anyway, kind of went off on a tangent there lol.
You’re not alone, and you’re not old-fashioned.
A lot of it is driven by “pluralistic ignorance”: The situation where a person is uncomfortable with or rejects a behavior, but thinks everyone else feels that it’s normal or desirable – when in fact the majority of the group feels the same way. It’s an interesting subject; I’d recommend Googling it.
Thakns for the info, I’ll check that out.
^__^
It’s so easy to get fakes posted on here now, I’m gonna come up with a few of my own!
meh..
Dear Brendan,
I hope that you’re that laid back when you’re changing diapers while your whore daughter is out clubbing.
Hang on a minute… so losing your virginity makes you a whore? Wow… practically everyone in the world must be a whore then, except a handful of pre-teeners, those who are saving themselves in order to become whores later, and, presumably, you. You merkin.
fake and gay
and look at the times they were posted. too quick for comments like that
I think that all of the comments here about it would be something wrong whit having sex when u are young, make me sad! Im from Sweden and we really don’t have the same “thinking” as you in USA. Its a really good thing if you as a parent talk to your child about sex and saftey and so on. But when you are 15 in Sweden, you decide what you want to do with your body. We really don’t have a big problem with young girls being pregnant. Cause we use birth control pills and condoms. When you are young…have fun! My parents never asked me about sex and i never told them when i had it. They knew that i did. But one thing for sure…Never got any deciese or knocked-up….and i always do whatever feels right. If a teenager wants sex, they’ll have it no matter how much you told them not to. So help your kids with they saftey talk, and that sex without it, can lead into a child.
Can I move to Sweden? My country is full of idiots who believe abstinence only sex-ed works and doesn’t backfire.
Seconded!
We aren’t all like that!
I’m an American, started having sex at 15, and my dad (I lived with him) knew. I asked him to take me to get put on the pill, and he did.
Me asking him to take me to get put on birth control was really all he needed to know, in terms of making sure I understood what I was doing. Obviously he knew we were being careful, and he knew we had talked about it. He never gave me any grief over it.
I’m 21 now, and I’m fine, and don’t have any babies. So not all Americans are that small-minded about sex.
Anyone who thinks this is real is a moron. Notice the screenshot was taken 7 seconds after her response was posted….. get a brain people.
Fake or not. Stupid people shouldn’t breed.
Fortunately, “f–k” isn’t the same as “breed”.
Unfortunately, if she’s this dumb, chances aren’t great that she knows how to do the former without doing the latter.
I like chocolate milk.
let’s just hope she’s hawt
Wow, who the f**k actually updates a new status about losing their virginity….?
Probably the same people who brags on FaceBook about being drunk.
Shiiiiiiit, just to show you you’re talking too much; I put on the song ‘Hello virgin’ that was on my playlist when I started reading this, and it’s already back on
She probably just watched “Rocky Horror Picture Show,” a cult film. People who have never seen it are referred to as Virgins. Most likely she was doing the “Time Warp” in her room and being really loud.
Old but funny
I’m pretty sure the girl meant she had just started a Facebook page and therefore lost her FB virginity; I have heard people refer to those who aren’t on FB as ‘FB virgins’ and I’ve seen people post something like “Just popped FB cherry” when they start their page.
I think the dad was making a (semi-creepy) joke as though it was her sexual virginity.
can’t anyone just enjoy a good laugh, or should we continue to ruin everything by reading too much into things? wtf?
Maybe she was referring to her Twilight virginity… maybe she just read Twilight… and her dad is just sick of hearing about it!
Seriously, what ever happened to simple comments? Why are we wasting time theorizing whether or not she was referring to literal virginity or making a joke?
A simple “Lol” or “Creepy” would suffice.
ALl the comments proves that people in USA are dumb, and horny and f**king moron
I think it’s fake for a few reasons,
If she had posted that and that had been her real father I think he would be more upset that she publicly displayed it on facebook.
I highly doubt that her dad would view it and respond to it in under 2 minutes. What was he waiting for her to post it? does he refresh his notifications that often?
I don’t know seems odd.
I hate when I’m reading the paper and someone is f**king up stairs!
I’ve never been compelled to comment that a post is fake before. But now…wow, that’s fake.
or, as it was said before, she could be married and not have enough money to go on a trip for her honeymoon