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The pun was intended DUH
i’m sure johnie knew it was meant to be spelled “prophet”! failbook fail!!!
yes but Omarn didn’t.
exactly why this is a failbook fail. because the caption is “this went right over johnie’s head” when clearly johnie understood the pun and his “fail” was in response to omarn.
You base this on what exactly?
Feelings.
It is over Johnies head. as in the comment is abpve his, thus it is above his head. tis a pun
Bwahahahaha! Oliver….obviously it went over your head. FAIL!
Fail.
spelt not spelled. FAIL.
Actually, “spelled” and “spelt” are both correct.
Spelt is not correct. The end.
Epic Failguy… Spelled AND Spelt is correct. Learn to type english.
Actually, spelt is a type of hybrid grain.
Spelt and spelled are correct, it all depends on what country you are from and which variation of the English language you are using.
She did. She said “Fail” to Omarn. Omarn is a no-pun person.
Joke courtesy of George Carlin.
Yeah, obviously intended….spending too much time here will make ppl assume everyone is an idiot. Most ppl deserve the benefit of the doubt–to begin with.
understanding joke fail
Johnie…YOU failed! lmao
That was Omarn’s fail, not Johnie.
Maybe they’re both fails!
nope, just Omarn.
It’s entirely possible that both johnie and Omarn were confused. Although Johnie may have been directing his fail at Omarn, we can’t know that for certain.
johnnie was calling omarn out on his fail, not darren. just omarn failed and you fail for not realizing that.
YOU fail for not reading Failbooks title, and therefore not realising that Failbook failed.
Would you expect anything different from us?
No… Expectations have been met, and exceeded. Thank you Failbook!
I agree.
You need to join Oliver’s group MindFreaked. The intelligence of some of the posters is scary!
Surely, it went more over OmarnVic’s head…
Fail
it was a pun… not a mistake
So the fail is everyone not getting the joke right?
Your thoughts exactly
What joke?
Two peanuts walk down an alley and one was a salted.
“Nuh uh, I think you mean the peanut was ASSAULTED. Gawd, some people are just so thick…”
[/massive sarcasm]
Darren, that was a good one
Some people has no sense of humour with word-jokes.
This is one of those cases where blurring out the last names does almost nothing for privacy. A search for “omarnvic” in facebook returns exactly one result.
No you’re wrong Pete I just did it and produced five people with that name.
Except only one of the results it returns is actually named “OmarnVic”. And that user’s icon is obviously the same as the one above, even though the one above is slightly blurred.
omg he’s so… gay
yep
and the fact you can go to OmarnVic’s friends list and find the other 2 people.
Nope Kool. You’re wrong. I only got one too. Except for the other one that was for some event.
hahahahaha! yes it does! I’m pretty sure he still has the same picture up too!
George Carlin quote recognizance fail.
Even if they didn’t recognize the quote, having it spelled out should make it perfectly obvious.
attempt to write “recognition” fail.
LOL!! The best part is that this dumb-ass submitted his own fail to failbook!!
LOL! The best part is – you failed at realizing subby was failing OmarnVic
I’m pretty sure that Johnie was commenting on OmarnVic’s fail.
ohh yeah you’re right
ahahah aww i kinda feel bad for the guy, his own submission turned on himself. i wonder if he knows now…
I wonder if you know how to read. If so please read the previous comments and you’ll realize that it didn’t turn on him. You FAIL!
actually if you checked the times, i was one of the first people to comment on this, and actually recognized my own mistake in my next comment, which is shown above but was written after. i was just going by what failbook said, then i re-read it. thanks. and soooo you’re stupid.
Nice going, Johnie…You’ve submitted your own fail.
HAHA,
That’s epic!
That’s sort of like telling the teacher on yourself.
Please re-read the post before making a comment to this, but you sir, and the actual submitter are the ones that indeed failed.
(Look at the post VERY carefully and realize it on your own. Thou it would’ve been repeated about 60 times already in the comments by the time you’ve read this.)
I really don’t think a lot of these guys know how to read. If they did they would read the previous comments before making their own comments. Thus looking like an idiot.
Look at the post VERY carefully and you’ll see that “the actual submitter” failed nothing, as “the actual submitter” was Johnie. Failbook obviously titled or retitled it.
Uhm…Very well then? Look at the comment box. Notice anything missing? Say the -Delete- Selection of the box, which is visible to the poster and person who started the comment page as done on Facebook.
So unless he decided to photoshop them out thou he clearly stated he was submitting it already which would make well no sense, then you see Johnnie was NOT the actual submitter. Hence the reason I said Johnnie wasn’t the real submitter in the first place :/.
Also yes there is a possibility that the Delete button vanished temporarily, as Facebook does at times have problems, thou this seems somewhat staged and bi-curious, but eh anyway my point was the fact that the fail was not actually Johnnie’s but OmarnVic’s.
I checked these things before making my post you check them next time too. Not trying to cause an uproar just trying to point out the fact that mistakes were made by failbook/the submitter.
Feh I’ve once again been called back to this same page because no one’s seems to understand the simple message of “Title is incorrect It’s Omarnvic’s Fail not Johnnie’s”…people seriously that’s ALL i’m SAYING >._>
Failbook fail. It wasn’t Johnie’s head that it went over. Johnie recognized OmarVic’s false-correction as the fail.
Does that mean that OmarnVic was a false profit? ^_^
Johnnie was saying Omarnvic failed… do you people not really see that?
I guess not. Wow, it’s a bad day when the joke really does go over failbook’s head.
This went right over Failbook’s head.
^This^
Failbook Fail
So now that we know Failbook failed, is this going to be fixed so Omarnvic is in the title?
Nah. Makes it funnier when you all reply the same thing 500 times.
Plus, I’m too busy drinking to do that.
FTW
Can I have your babies?
I’ll take a sample too while you’re at it.
LOL
if you’re already married, you could just make the babies with your wife and then send them over to Jane. (she didn’t say she wanted failbooker/jane babies, just failbooker babies.)
Finally I know the type of person dealing with submissions. My kind of people, making everything just a little bit more tricky than it needs to be just to mess with the other person. Today is a good day.
Wow. censorship fail….OmarnVic is easy to search on FB. Just found him(them?) and Darren via OmarnVic’s friendslist.
I have my daily allotment of amusement now….
Gotta love it when the “holier than thou” morons turn out to be the ignorant idiots.
what moron are you talking about?
It’s now Winbook? As if EFG not failing is bad enough.
Saying, “submitting to Failbook,” is kind of like saying, “this is so going on Youtube” on Youtube videos… It’s just really lame.
I agree. I normally get rid of submissions, just based on that factor. This one, however, had good lulz.
darren WIN
Darren needs to find some smarter friends
And, apparently, Failbook needs to find some smarter commenters.
So why are you still here?
OUCHBURN
ahaha
as the darren in this fail I want to point out that johnnie said fail because the other person said profit not understanding the play on words. Epic troll is epic.
So are you going to trade Omar in on a smarter friend?
nah. they are good friends, they actually deleted the comment seconds after they realized…
I hate when people do that.
I just have to know: Mat, Paul, Fellatio Brown, G, James, Bukoa….are you folks going for the very, very dry sarcasm, or do you all really think that the fail in this exchange was OmarnVic?
OK, embarrassed, ’cause I’m about half-awake and just re-read everything that I first read blurry-eyed and fuzzy-headed. Yes, OmarnVic failed. Ignore me until the caffeine kicks in.
Fail.
Apology accepted. At least you can understand your error, unlike some I’ve had to deal with…
you’re rude! that’s mean.
@Ranja if you are talking about the discovery of our last names, it’s cool. This is the internet and anything that is said can be made public.
^^
This was obviously a play on words and the only FAIL is that the people who commented couldn’t wrap their minds around that.
i think johnie was calling out omarnvic’s fail … if johnie gets it.
otherwise Darren needs new friends
Hey guys, did you realize that it was actually Omar’s head it went over?!! LOL!!
I think it could be an Omar and Johnie fail. But Johnie could have been referring to OmarnVic and not the actual post. Good fail though xD
but profit = how charismatic the prophet is
therefore non-prophet = non-profit
This is where we lose the simple-minded. They maintain that these concepts are separate whilst a genius like you can bridge the gap.
WOW you people are stupid. It was a pun.
To be fair, Atheism is both those things.
…true
Actually it’s none of those things, since atheism really isn’t an organization.
omar is a bit stupid isn’t he.
surprised nobody’s picked up that Darren misspelled organisation.
You’re not serious, are you?
Darren is speaking Americanese.
lmao Americanese is a complex language XD
No, there are two ways to spell it, so both are right.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences#-ise.2C_-ize_.28-isation.2C_-ization.29
Also, loooooooooooooongnameislooooooooooooooog. Lol, nice name Darren.
thanks, I just fixed it too cuz i realized it needed an “n” at the end
How did Johnie not get this? He said, “fail” to the person who commented above him.
Well, isn’t Atheism both of those things? :/
No. Atheism is absolutely, positively not an organisation.
Correct. It’s a lack of belief in a God.
Actually that’s closer to agnosticism… atheism is usually viewed as believing that god does not exist.
actually, this is a definition of “prophet” fail in darren’s comment.
Actually that is where your partially right and partially wrong. In all technical terms a “prophet” could be defined as a religious person who can predict the future, or one who claims to, or is believed to have a connection with a god or Deity and is able to transmit the message of said higher being.
Thou true not all people who call themselves prophets are “religious” or “spiritual” people per say the mass majority of those who are called prophets are.
In other word, Darren’s comment was actually a very plausible and understandable synonym/definition to the word prophet.
Thank you, that is all.
tl;dr
Hey look a troll…o.o someone get me a shotgun…QUICK!
Are you kidding me? Not all the people who claim to have a connection with a deity and transmit the deity’s messages are religious? If you believe in a god, and especially if you believe that god talks to you and gives you instructions, you are religious even if you want to try to mangle the definitions.
I’m submitting Failbook’s fail to Lamebook.
Reminds me of when my friend (an Atheist, whereas I’m Christian) told me about this hotel in California called the Gaylord Hotel. She still doesn’t get why I’d pretended to slap her while laughing. The ironic part is she makes quite a bit of Jesus jokes.
Ah sweet lol’memories. Maybe I’ll explain it to her some day.
Punmanship recognition failure.
Agreed with everyone else. The pun was intended, failbook fail.
it’s not a failbook fail. it’s an Omarn fail for not getting the joke.
Yeah…this was a George Carlin quote. And yes it was spelled that way too.
Haha, so clever. Go Darren!
Atheism IS a non-prophet organization. Anyone who does not know a famous quote from the late, great George Carlin….. is a fail in and of themselves.
Including the 7 words you can’t say on television…
Exactly.
Yeah. Because everyone agrees that George Carlin is great and knows everything he’s ever said. Well I never thought he was funny, nor great. Therefore I would have never known he said that. Nor could I have cared less.
Found OmarnVic! First guy that came up. Boy, I wish he were my friend haha. Found Darren too, in his list of friends.
Pfft, some people have no “cents” of humor.
I think I’m posting that status to my FB and seeing how many don’t get it
I was thinking of doing the same thing. lol.
… So, why did he say Atheism was an organization?
This is up there with Failbook and many commentators not getting the old (VERY old and established) “Am I an uncle or an aunt” joke-post.
George Carlin FTW
these people cannot take a joke. i thought it was somewhat funny.
its supposed to be a play on words. since an athiest doesnt believe in god they dont believe in prophets, aka RELIGIOUS PEOPLE. his friends are stupid and theyre the ones that failed
touche!
I am just amazed this didn’t turn into a religious argument.
I know, so shut up, before you ruin it!!!!
it made a slight “whooshing” sound as it flew right over their heads
Can you please edit out when people post “Submitting this to failbook”?
Or just NOT post those? Sure it’s kinda funny because he failed to realize the “joke” but.. if someone says “submitting this to failbook” it should be void.
barf barf barf barf
Why did johnie submit it, and put the title “This Went Right Over Johnie’s Head”………
OOOHH I GET IT!!!!!!!!!
Fail to Johnie and OmarnVic.
Plus, “Johnie” should have cut out all of OmarnVics name, bcuz thats a rare name. I looked it up,
OmarnVic Raudez.
and Darren Gonzol.
Fail!!
its a pun, this is a not a fail but a fail in itself
Haha this is the point where Darren deletes all his friends and finds ones more on his same wavelength. Good pun Darren!
okay, NO the pun was supposed to be there
non, “prophet” haha get it?
Darren, you have a couple of dumbass friends there.
I think atheism IS a religion. Where is it written that a religion requires a belief in a god? It’s just a belief system, accepted by FAITH, and not fact.
Absolutely not. You completely mischaracterize what atheism means. Atheists act on the assumption that there is no god, because they have not seen any reason to believe that there is one. They do not have faith that there is definitely no god any more than you have faith that mermaids are definitely imaginary creatures. Atheism is not a unified belief system, it is just a lack of a particular type of belief.
If that did not make sense to you, please read this.
Dude win. Atheism is non-prophet and non-profit.
lol @ u john, check a dictionary before you claim a spelling fail
It was brave of you to post your own fail, Johnny. We’re all touched.
That’s so PUNNY!
.. y-you see what I did there?
no?
ok.
.-.
Johnie is a fcking retard…
It was actually a pretty smart pun. How didn’t you see that?