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That’s great
animal crackers? yeeeeeeeaaahh
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Cute
This has to be a joke. No one is that stupid.
Right? :/
Sorry mags, I know people that wouldn’t get this joke. They ARE that stupid.
I’ll just go for a smile on this one…
reading 0 for an O is not that uncommon.
Context..?
She read “Omg”, it says “0mg”. That is the context.
That’s when you know they spend too much time on the internet… Or they commonly use a zero for an o… Just sad…
Mags is saying that usually when one figures in context, it’s not that hard to figure out if it should be 0 or O.
You know what drug abuse is good for? Teaching American kids the metric system.
You would like to think that, wouldn’t you?
Go on dreaming, man.
Go on dreaming.
goddammit
5000000000MG BUKAKA! What does that mean???
Lots and lots of…”jibble”? lmao
But…that’s over 9000 mg!
I see what you did there. I’ve got my eye on you. *scary music fade in*
I think you mean bukakke.
I guess it means you have a lot of BUKAKA
5 metric tons of bukaka.
OMGWTFBBQ ROFL HAHAHA LMFAO ROFLCOPTER wut a nab! LOL
OMGWTFBBQ ROFLMFAO LOL wut a nab. L2Read ffs!
that was awesome xD
yes lmao!
This is when you know you need to get off MSN.
apart from its obviously on Facebook… lol
msn?! who the heck is on msn!?
WIN..! What a twit..
That is freaking amazing! Are you sure this is a fail?
it’s leet-speak/1337-speak, not LOL-speak…
Actually, it IS lolspeak. OMG, LOL, ROFLMAO and the ever useful OMGWTFBBQ are all examples of lolspeak, whereas 13375p34k is when you replace certain letters by numbers or other characters based on their appearance (some examples are 1=I, 3=E, 4=A, 0=O). So you could say that it’s both lol- and leetspeak.
BOOM. Headshot.
FAIL! LEARN HISTORY C*CKBITE!!!
OMG, LOL, ROFLMAO (but not the barbeeequeer) are examples of Acronyms ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym_and_initialism ), these nifty little things that came around on Telnet and IRC chat channels – ZOMG WHUTS DA?! well Dimmy, it’s these programs that were textual based back when the internet had first kicked off, before we had things like AOL and IRQ and MSN Messenger. “ZOMG HUR UR A TARd LOL OLL!!!11one!”. And that kid, is why you’re a f**king pack of idiots. Because you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Lolspeak was formed by a bunch of c*ckhuffers that couldn’t spell right but wanted to seem intelligent. So instead of learning their language of choice, they created one.
And 1337 isn’t just numbers. It’s symbols genius, such as |_|r @ 74rd.
I would comment but I assume I would get a reply in the form of trollface.jpg
Apparently you missed the part where Knuckle said “numbers or_other_characters_”, genius.
tl;dr
Actually, this is when you know you need to get off PCP.
I think he was asking what is a ‘Cholesterol’
i would have thought so too, but if you re-read it. she replies with “…Damn” because she realised the mistake.
or else she would have continued to question, What is Cholesterol?
omgwtfbbq lol wut a nab lmfao l2read
wai doo meh p0stz0rs dont get p0sted?!
Oh w8 1 minut. dey doo nao. crap.
tl;dr
You must be very simple minded, if 2 lines is too long to read.
I’mma put this bluntly here.
Speak English, or I shall crush your brain into a lumpy mass which I shall spread upon my morning toast.
When I saw a news story about students increasingly adding texting phrases to literary essays, like LOL and BFF, I died a little inside. Now this… I may not live to see 2012 kill us all.
I have the pleasent task of sifting through graduate CV’s from time to time… I tell you, it’s disgusting!
Hi, I hope u r well.
Pls find my CV for the mentioned position.
Tanx
*The moron that thinks he will get a job*
And just as I was getting my faith in the human race back up to an acceptable level I stumble upon this… lol
One of my professors this past semester had to tell the class not to do that… I was horrified. I had no idea anyone was stupid enough to actually put chat/textspeak in a college paper.
*pleasant
DOH! >!!<
I laughed because I looked at it and said “why would they put ‘omg cholesterol’ on the package?”
hahahahahahahahaha
my underpants stick to my bum alot.
Sweet.
Or sweat, possibly.
That caused intense pain inside my head………
Take it off your head, then.
OMG CHOLESTERLOL
I’d like to say ‘lol omg fail!’, but I don’t know whether or not it would be appropriate in this context…
I’m just glad I’m not the only one who gets shocked by cholesterol. And fructose. OMG!!! FRUCTOSE???
Attention f**speak users!
Go out and steal/rent/borrow/download/whatever a copy of Idiocracy. Then don’t get it. Then look it up on wikipedia. Then still don’t get it. Then cry about it. Then write some failblogs on it. Then still don’t get it. Then get it explained to you. Then still fail to see the relevance of why lolspeak makes you a prime candidate for making Idiocracy a reality. That is all.
And then, when you’re done with all of that, read this:
http://xkcd.com/603/
Why not change your name to King Canute?
Idiocracy was an awesome movie.
“Because it has electrolytes. That’s what plants crave.”
Just WTF are they teaching (or NOT teaching) in school now?
they don’t teach much, trust me.
I had to look at my giant 48 oz bag of animal crackers to see of the “0mg cholesterol” could be in any way confused for “Omg cholesterol” given the context. No, it cant. Its in a little box that says…
*Low Fat
*0g Trans Fat
*0mg Cholesterol
*13 Crackers Only 100 Calories
What a tard
LOLSpeak is leaving its mark on this new generation of idiots.
I can’t believe you’re splitting hairs over the difference between LOLSpeak and 1337speak! If ever there were a place where pedantry does NOT rule, it must be LOLspeak and 1337speak!
LOLSpeak, 1337speak… whatever. The fact still remains, no child left behind means no child left behind… it doesn’t matter if they’re smart, they can’t be left behind.
I agree. Our society is getting dumber by the minute and nobody seems to care.
FACEPALM
Women …
I saw the exact same thing on a food package before. At least I was smart enough to know what it really meant.
Omg Cholesterol
Wtf Sodium
Lol Calories
I couldn’t stop laughing at that.
bwahahahaha win!
I face palmed twice.
Omg cholesterol
LOL
DAmn *facepalm*
hahaha thats the best one so far. What will America be like in 30 years? xD
I noticed that a LONG time ago
lol LMAO!!!